All women are bad drivers

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One thing I have observed is they seem to lack the ability to estimate some dimensions while driving, such as how wide a particular lane is.
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Wolfman wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:39 am One thing I have observed is they seem to lack the ability to estimate some dimensions while driving, such as how wide a particular lane is.
Listen to you, you're older than dirt. You shouldn't be allowed to drive.
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Women need to communicate and they do this with each other. Constantly.

Problem is, they have to actually, physically, look at each other while they do this. I suspect they have to read the face and study the reactions of their comrades whilst driving and talking.
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The day may come when I turn in my keys and license. You should be so lucky to live to 80. Something tells me with your attitude it will not happen. Too bad. You will miss out on a lot of cool things.
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Am I the only motherfukker in here to get shmick's joke?

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Wolfman wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:34 am The day may come when I turn in my keys and license. You should be so lucky to live to 80. Something tells me with your attitude it will not happen. Too bad. You will miss out on a lot of cool things.
Why? Because I smack you around on this bbs? :/
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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:52 pm
Wolfman wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:34 am The day may come when I turn in my keys and license. You should be so lucky to live to 80. Something tells me with your attitude it will not happen. Too bad. You will miss out on a lot of cool things.
Why? Because I smack you around on this bbs? :/
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smackaholic wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:17 am Am I the only motherfukker in here to get shmick's joke?

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smackaholic wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:17 am Am I the only motherfukker in here to get shmick's joke?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jessi-comb ... ed-record/
Yo jokes are funny. It was nothing more than shedick being a whiny little bitch.
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