Pinky Potato wrote:we need to find Scotty a new team......
any suggestions?
Queerbot wrote:CLEVELANDScott has a good ring to it!
Spuds Polesmoker wrote: I like the sound of
BRONCO SCOTT...
Drilled Ass Fagmatic wrote: Back off, he is OURS.
Damn......... it always sounds suspicious when you hear guys talking about getting other guys to join "their team"
Matter O' Fact it sounds like some Queer assed Hollywood movie plot:
Pinky: Hey fellas... I know we all wear different colors, but I think we're all on the same sideline, if you know what I mean
Queerbot: I do, I do Big Pinkster. I'm not just a Brown fan by the way. I love 'em Black, White or Yellow.
Dullass Fag: Me too. You can trust your handlebar to the man who wears the big blue star. That's me!
Pinky: Hey Cowboy.... I'm lonely up here in Idaho. There's no Mo in Idaho.
Dullass Fag: Yea.... that god you have that pole smoking 28K connection and a groovy microphone or you'd spend the day humpin' sheep
Queerbot: I've humped sheep, Sexy Texy and their not baa d.
Pinky: We need more friend's like us, ladies. Who should we try and recruit?
Dullass Fag: I've got an idea and he lives close! He's not too bright and I like the way he talks
Pinky: Are we talking about Queen Jane the body builder?
Dullass Fag: None other. He can tie a knot in my Pink balloon anyday
Q Butt: Pinky, is he stupid enough to fall for your "free ticket scam?"
Pinky: Oh' you know it Girlfriend. I'll PM him right now and tell him he's won 2 tickets to the game at Fudgepack Mountain
As Queen Jane gets off crop duster, he wonders why Al Davis would have scheduled a game in Idaho. After 3 seconds he remembers he forgot to pack VO5 and the thought is lost. He is met by a lonesome looking stranger in assless chaps and a funny cowboy hat
Pinky: Howdy Pahtna........
Queen Jane: Yo there Ass Pirate. Where can a man find a Hot Meal, a Cold Diet Pepsi and a Sally Beauty Supply in these parts?
Pinky: This way stallion. follow me over to my Brown Ford Probe
Queen Jane: What's in that botle your holding behind your back? If it's Sassoon extra firm gel, I sure could use a squirt
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To Be continued