Can you recommend anything from your state?

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Thu May 25, 2006 6:22 am

Your responses are getting smaller and shorter as we go, Dins. Both you and Bace know you guys are probably in my top 5 as my favorite reads. Bace likes to dirty talk the tard chicks, and well, they go for it.

It pollutes the sewer, as they tend to linger on with some really juvenile shit from 8th grade posts...

Dins, you are the Portland homer dude. hahaha. I'd homer the state of Oregon, but I'd never try to blow smoke about Portand. Are you fucking shitting me, or are you just barking love songs from Beaverton?

Seriously, if I printed off all the "Pro-Portland" rants of yours and handed them to my poker guys, they would laugh like crazed internet tards. I kid you not. You can Hawthorne on, vandalize this or that, smoke some chronic, pour a box of Tide in the falls or whatever, but the fact of the matter is this...Portland is cool...just not that cool. A liberal city...big time.

I remember stopping some piece of shit city employee...lets just say he worked in the mayor's office. He circled the block about 5 times at the lovely whore zone of Union/Shaver...or now known as MLK/Shaver. I scoped the fucker out...bino's...looked like the average Dateline NBC perve looking for poon. After I yarded his ass over, he tried to do the typical condescending rhetoric...

Him: " Do you know who I am?"
Me: Ah, the white fucker trying to pick up some Black poon?
Him: "The audacity..."
Me: " Oh really...you circled the block five times...you've got a fucking rubber in your dashboard, and you want me to believe you are just a fucking savior?
Him: Ah
Me: I've stopped hundreds of you fucks trying to buy poon. Are you married?
Him" "Married? Ah, ...eh, of course I am."
Me: "Hey, how about I call the other name of your registration slip and ask her to come down. You don't want this Volvo towed away and get charged about $5 hun, do you?

Him: "My wife?"
Me: "Well, she's on the reg, ain't she?"
Melting Tard: sobbing, whimpering, begging sounds...
Me: Tell me the truth.
Slobbering Sack of Shit: "OMG...I will never do this again...I was...ah ...lonely...
Me: Can you spell AIDS?
Him: oh, OMG...fall over against the Manilow CD, the orange cheaper lighter..., cramp, pee a little ...yah yah yah.

How many times do you think this has happened, Dins? Bace?

I met the tards, some post here. You want 'em here or not?

Rip City

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu May 25, 2006 3:22 pm

Luther wrote:Even though LK and her psychotardpathic thoughts from the .net has shit on my thread, I still can laugh with the typical Dinsdale blast.

If she breaks out that she has "boxes and boxes" of wine stored in her traile ah cellar, then forgive me for laughing now. She is not the worst poster that I have read, but she is very close. Really, fucking, close.

I know, I know...a board needs its tards. I just don't want to read her shit anymore. Maybe one post a day, I can handle. God forbid one of those fitty post days she offers up WAY too often.

Just go away pick. You are clogging up TrOtS.

Rip City

Egging me on, are you?

Please keep in mind that I am actually a person who travels.

I have to go to High Point twice a year, unfortunately.

Boston is one of my favorite cities, so we visit Boston occasionally.

We love to ski, so Colorado is a must. We have a time share.

I detest Cancun, although we have gone three times in the last three years, with his family.

I enjoy seeing other parts of America, and look forward to seeing them personally.

Now then, how is that differing from the original topic at hand?

I love the State I live in. Kansas City has a lot of nice places and views, and St. Louis, again, has the Arch. KC doesn't have a great big anything that makes you know you are looking at KC. Does that make sense?

I've not spent time in California, and the wine country is a subject that has come up for the mid-winter vacation. I asked a simple question about Napa. I know now that my future would not lie there, the same way it doesn't in Manhattan.

YD · Post by YD » Thu May 25, 2006 4:18 pm

^^^^^^^ that might have blown the meter ^^^^^^^

:x

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu May 25, 2006 4:36 pm

KC doesn't have a great big anything that makes you know you are looking at KC.

I think I need a pitcher of Blue Nun to understand that sentence.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Thu May 25, 2006 4:53 pm

Fes, I think she is saying that her husband goes by the nickname KC and that he has a very small penis.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu May 25, 2006 5:05 pm

atomicdad wrote:Fes, I think she is saying that her husband goes by the nickname KC and that he has a very small penis.

OK, now THAT is funny.

(specially since he won't be "husband" until August)

Fester, around here it's Riverboat Red.

You may try some Doghouse Checker Cab. It has a screw top.

But the Blue Nun thing cracks me up. Do they still even make that?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu May 25, 2006 5:06 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:
KC doesn't have a great big anything that makes you know you are looking at KC.
I think I need a pitcher of Blue Nun to understand that sentence.

It won't help you understand it. But it will make you forget it.

And that's what counts.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 25, 2006 5:22 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:KC doesn't have a great big anything that makes you know you are looking at KC.

I call bullshit.

Sin,
Picker's Ass

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu May 25, 2006 5:48 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:KC doesn't have a great big anything that makes you know you are looking at KC.

I call bullshit.

Sin,
Picker's Ass

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu May 25, 2006 6:05 pm

Ken wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Luther wrote:Are you a mod or an Admin?
I am an errand boy. Sent by grocery clerks.
I thought errand boys were sent TO get groceries?
:?

Ken...you must...make...a friend...of The Trolls

Anyone know where Col. Kurtz Troll went off to? How about The Link?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu May 25, 2006 6:12 pm

Invictus wrote: How about The Link?

The Link is dead:

http://www.geocities.com/controll_panel/

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 25, 2006 6:26 pm

Luther wrote:Bace likes to dirty talk the tard chicks, and well, they go for it.ity

GODDAMNED RIGHT! I have relations with the women, but I deny them my essence. I'm especially proud of this exchange wif the buzzer:

http://www.thesmackbat.com/forum/viewto ... &start=105

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 25, 2006 6:30 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:[http://www.thesmackbat.com/forum/viewto ... &start=105

Fuck you. If you're going to link that up, start at the beginning --

http://www.thesmackbat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=6339

And the entire freaking internet should be especially proud of that exchange. Bace at his finest.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Thu May 25, 2006 8:34 pm

OH, the other place I'd like to visit is Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:37 pm

Jackson Hole?

Head over to the Mangey Moose or the Silver Dollar and ask the barkeep for a big glass of Lancers in a clean glass for your hubby-to-be.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 25, 2006 9:41 pm

lk_pick1 wrote: Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

I've thought that it looks like a cool place to visit. And since there's a freeway that runs right near my house that goes there(US26), I should probably go one of these days.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:38 pm

Jsc810 wrote:Best fishing on the planet is off the Louisiana coast.[/img]

Tears, Jerry. Tears.

You went on a charter, and made a day of it...for that?

Fucking DYING over here.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu May 25, 2006 10:45 pm

What do you want, 100 thousand pounds of King Crab?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri May 26, 2006 2:24 am

If Dins went fishing in the Gulf, rest assured, he'd haul in a bazillion pounds of Alaskan snow crab and open up his very own Red Lobster.

T1B

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