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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:40 pm
by Mr T
BSmack wrote:
I agree about that.
But what happens if the waitress forgets that F. Lee Baily ordered the fried chicken and Orenthal got the collard greens?
Or whatever the hell those double murderers eat.
What then? Now Bailey is drinking some illegal alien's urine and chewing on his ass peanuts.
That thought was the genesis of this whole debate.
I am going to help you out.
Ms suzy whatshername might forget your order because you are a nobody.
But she wont forget what "I killed my childrens mother, had a car chase, had a big trial, got away from getting the book thrown at me and then wrote a book a decade later saying how I did it" ordered.
Just sayin'
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:53 pm
by BSmack
Mr T wrote:I am going to help you out.
Ms suzy whatshername might forget your order because you are a nobody.
But she wont forget what "I killed my childrens mother, had a car chase, had a big trial, got away from getting the book thrown at me and then wrote a book a decade later saying how I did it" ordered.
Just sayin'
Maybe at the local Beef and Barrel she would be a lock to remember. At the place Orenthal got tossed from, the next party at his table was Michael Jordan's party. Something tells me that the wait staff at that place (especially during Derby week) is used to seeing big time celebrity.
But hey, maybe you're right. Maybe every waiter and waitress who has served OJ since 1994 has remembered exactly what he ordered. Would you be willing to bet your health on it?
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:53 pm
by Y2K
I'll bust out some Cowbell for Mr T...
Think of all those crazy POS computer things that are in these fancy eateries where the waitstaff can punch in the order and .......
OMG the cook reads each order off GASP a monitor
Add in ANY changes to the order like
--->OJ Simpson is here! This is his order.
Have fun, I left a bloody tampon in the restroom as a steak swab...ect....ect...
Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:04 pm
by BSmack
Y2K wrote:I'll bust out some Cowbell for Mr T...
Think of all those crazy POS computer things that are in these fancy eateries where the waitstaff can punch in the order and .......
OMG the cook reads each order off GASP a monitor
Add in ANY changes to the order like
--->OJ Simpson is here! This is his order.
Have fun, I left a bloody tampon in the restroom as a steak swab...ect....ect...
So you going to have dinner with the Juice?
Try this scenario on for size.
How about the waitress/cook says "fuck em all for having dinner with that scumbag"?
And you all wind up with a side of douchewater in your soup.
Is that enough to change your mind?
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 5:23 pm
by Raydah James
1, as in One RACK for Dins, MFG, HH, and Goober for utterly nailing it perfectly:
Goober McTuber wrote:
You really are a stone-cold fucking tard.
2, as in "Two Pileons for BSchmuck in Two Days"
R-Kyve this display of complete fucking stupidity shown
yet again by Bri.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:00 pm
by BSmack
Raydah James wrote:R-Kyve this display of complete fucking stupidity shown yet again by Bri.
James,
Why all the negative waves? Bad hair day?
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:08 pm
by Raydah James
L to R: This thread, Bri
Yeah, im pretty sure that the plunger handles stuffed in your gaped pucker will go away and be forgotten if you keep posting Bri.
Fucking tard.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:14 pm
by BSmack
Raydah James wrote:Yeah, im pretty sure ...
Sure of what? Outside of the Raiders, muscle cars and treadmills, there's not much else you're qualified to comment on.
Oh yea, you're also an expert on styling gells.
Stay strong bro.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:59 pm
by Jerkovich
Wow B, this didn't go well for you. Remember a few things about these losers; this is their "Hall of Fame" in life, As good as it gets, the full monty, ect......
The best response to tardism is no response.
Big fucking deal, you don't know how a restaurant works. You're the lucky ass that didn't have to work in one. Dimsdale, Goober, and sack hangers on the other hand, are intimately knowledgeable with the inner workings of a kitchen from the prospective of the dish washer.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 7:37 pm
by ChargerMike
Dinsdale wrote:PSUFAN wrote:
Although...you're doing a damn fine job of deserving your current one...
I'm a couple thousand miles away, and I can still hear the raucous applause coming from the Greater Kansas City Area.
...little wonder Dins is in rare form...he's apparently aboard a yacht vacationing somewhere in the Atlantic or Pacific.
...meanwhile, bout time to archive this puppy.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 8:08 pm
by Raydah James
Jerkovich wrote:
Big fucking deal, you don't know how a restaurant works. You're the lucky ass that didn't have to work in one.
Except that his pro bowl tard ass already admitted to having previously worked in a "dinning" establishment on page 1, you fucking lobotomized reindeer jizzmitt.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 8:17 pm
by Jerkovich
Raydah James wrote:Jerkovich wrote:
Big fucking deal, you don't know how a restaurant works. You're the lucky ass that didn't have to work in one.
Except that his pro bowl tard ass already admitted to having previously worked in a "dinning" establishment on page 1, you fucking lobotomized reindeer jizzmitt.
Another dish washer chimes in. Come out of the tan bark and play with the big boys, ya fookin' pussy.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:01 pm
by Dinsdale
ChargerMike wrote:little wonder Dins is in rare form...he's apparently aboard a yacht vacationing somewhere in the Atlantic or Pacific.
1842 miles driving distance, according to Yahoo Maps.
I embellished the milage a little to distance myself as much as possible from the KC Crew.
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 10:42 pm
by ChargerMike
Dinsdale wrote:ChargerMike wrote:little wonder Dins is in rare form...he's apparently aboard a yacht vacationing somewhere in the Atlantic or Pacific.
1842 miles driving distance, according to Yahoo Maps.
I embellished the milage a little to distance myself as much as possible from the KC Crew.
...never a bad idear.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 3:17 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Lots O Racks in this thread (bsmack included, can't have a beatdown without a victim)!
Kevtard wrote:The best response to tardism is no response.
So say's the annual recipient of a 4 legged internet assraping.
B, you know you're fucked when when Kev comes to your "rescue". Taking advice from kev on how to deal with tards (read, the people beating you down) is like asking PSU advice on wiping or DiS advice on child care or my advice on preparing an Easter ham or mvscal's advice on making friends with your new black neighbors, it's never a good idear.
Posted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:36 pm
by PSUFAN
PSU advice on wiping
go bidet yourself.
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 5:30 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
PSUFAN wrote:PSU advice on wiping
go bidet yourself.
I would if I had one, those things rock the bunghole.
BTW, great fucking Av!
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:32 pm
by T1B Help Desk
Lots of food in your avatars. Be sure to wrap with new plastic at 4:39pm.
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:25 pm
by BSmack
T1B Help Desk wrote:Lots of food in your avatars. Be sure to wrap with new plastic at 4:39pm.
19 minutes after 4:20 and you expect this crew to remember that?
You've got to know your customer base if you're going to succeed.
Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:24 pm
by Dinsdale
Did BSmack just bump this thread?
I'll begrudgingly RACK that.
Fuck, just make it a sticky, on the odd chance that someone new does find this board, they'll know exactly what they're dealing with.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:35 am
by Mister Bushice
Raydah James wrote:
There's a fucking shock. Rayduh jimmy bringing the sesame street counting smack.
Way to wedge yourself firmly into this shitpile, jimmy.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:59 pm
by Dinsdale
VANCOUVER, Wash. - A Vancouver mother who coached her children to fake mental retardation so they could collect disability benefits has been sentenced to three years in prison.
A federal court judge in Tacoma, Wash., also ordered 46-year-old Rosie Costello to pay nearly $288,000 in restitution.
She pleaded guilty to conspiracy to defraud the government and Social Security fraud.
Last week, a judge sentenced her 28-year-old son Pete Costello to 13 months in prison. The scheme came to light when he contested a traffic ticket in Vancouver and the courtroom video showed him talking normally. Since he was 8 years old, his mother had told state and federal officials that he was so severely retarded that he could not perform even the simplest tasks.
Earlier, Rosie Costello used the same scheme with her daughter. Investigators have been unable to locate her.
MOM????
Sin,
BSmack
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:06 pm
by BSmack
Dinsdale wrote:MOM????
Sin,
BSmack
At least I know who my mother and father are. By the looks of your postings, I'd say your mother was a tweeker and your father was one of 6 Allman Brothers roadies.
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:24 pm
by Headhunter
I have more respect for sluts than thieves...
Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:29 pm
by Invictus
Headhunter wrote:I have more respect for sluts than thieves...
I can't lose then.
Sincerely,
NoCal