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cinderella_undercover wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote: Wow, good catch?

It's actually a nick-name.

So his nick name is a chick name, and that's better?

Surely you know the meaning of a nick-name, eh "Charmin"?

Sure, but then again, hardly anyone ever noticed the missing "G" on the end of mine.

Boy, that was quite a "reach", huh?


"Reach", "Charmin"?!! What is it about you that makes me want to resort to "toiletry" comparisons?

Simple minds usually get stuck in the anal stage of development.

It's ok. You've got plenty of company ^ here.

Mister Bushice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote: Boy, that was quite a "reach", huh?


"Reach", "Charmin"?!! What is it about you that makes me want to resort to "toiletry" comparisons?

Simple minds usually get stuck in the anal stage of development.

Maybe?

But it sure beats getting stuck in the anal cavity of evolution, doesn't it big guy?

Do you guys think Rump's sister had anal sex before she died, and I if so, do you think she like it?

cinderella_undercover wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote: Boy, that was quite a "reach", huh?


"Reach", "Charmin"?!! What is it about you that makes me want to resort to "toiletry" comparisons?

Simple minds usually get stuck in the anal stage of development.

Maybe?

But it sure beats getting stuck in the anal cavity of evolution, doesn't it big guy?

Wouldn't really know.

Raiduh Jimmy has far more experience with the whole anal evolution thing than anyone else here. His posts are loaded with references to it. Check with him if you really want to know if where you are beats where he is.

Then again, you have bigger tits.

I say you win.

RadioFan wrote:Do you guys think Rump's sister had anal sex before she died, and I if so, do you think she like it?

No, no no. It was a brain injury. It had to be skull fucking.


Seriously Rumps, Sorry about your sister. Clearly, the wrong family member died.

Mister Bushice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:

Mister Bushice wrote: Simple minds usually get stuck in the anal stage of development.

Maybe?

But it sure beats getting stuck in the anal cavity of evolution, doesn't it big guy?

Wouldn't really know.

Raiduh Jimmy has far more experience with the whole anal evolution thing than anyone else here. His posts are loaded with references to it. Check with him if you really want to know if where you are beats where he is.

Then again, you have bigger tits.

I say you win.

I'll ask him over lunch.

(he's bringin' the bologna sammiches, and I'm bringin' the gallon of fruit punch)

What, no hot dogs and ketchup?

OCmike wrote:What, no hot dogs and ketchup?

How could you say such a thing while we're all contemplating the Kharma and reflecting on Rump's dead sister?

Rack.

RadioFan wrote:

OCmike wrote:What, no hot dogs and ketchup?

How could you say such a thing while we're all contemplating the Kharma and reflecting on Rump's dead sister?

Rack.

Yeah, count me out of this.

I may not be above much, but rooting on dude that just lost his fucking sister is even beneath a few of you.

(although pretty impossible)

To each their own, it's your shtick. It's what this place is here for.

cinderella_undercover wrote:Yeah, count me out of this.

Not as long as you keep hitting the submit button, sweet.

And yeah, we tend to call this place a "smack board," for a reason.

Rump didn't post any of this because he expected warmer treatment.

At least, I hope he didn't.

Nonetheless, I've got some of that good relish:



Any of you assholes want some?

Spinnin' some Wayne Rogers:



Definitely some good tumor tunage.

Because:


Except for this guy:



Now those are TUMAHS.

Pass me the mustard. And a knife.

RadioFan wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:Yeah, count me out of this.

Not as long as you keep hitting the submit button, sweet.

And yeah, we tend to call this place a "smack board," for a reason.

Genius clearly wasn't wasted on you, RF?

Don't see this as an opportunity to make something out of nothing. I haven't had to be here long to notice that it doesn't manage well for you.

(sayin')

Mace, don't get any sheep grease in the fucking chili?!?

PSUFAN wrote:Rump didn't post any of this because he expected warmer treatment.

At least, I hope he didn't.

No, see....I said the same thing? Hahaha.

You fools are the LAST folks I'd ask for any kind of support from. (no offense)

Well, that and I don't really believe that the more folks who are "pulling" for you, the better chances you'll have of overcoming illness/bad luck/bad hair day, etc.

I "get" this place, for the most part....and I'm totally fine with that. (cue Radiofan)

I just hope the guy turned his "e-mail new replies to thread" filter off.

Aye cabron?!

Are you trying to say that you're bringing the taco salad? Righteous

PSUFAN wrote:Are you trying to say that you're bringing the taco salad? Righteous

Not if it's gonna make you like me. ;)

cinderella_undercover wrote:

RadioFan wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:Yeah, count me out of this.

Not as long as you keep hitting the submit button, sweet.

And yeah, we tend to call this place a "smack board," for a reason.

Genius clearly wasn't wasted on you, RF?

A ...... Rack....!!!!


Simplicity has a way of clarifying..... it's gosh darn der self....

cinderella_undercover wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:Rump didn't post any of this because he expected warmer treatment.

At least, I hope he didn't.

No, see....I said the same thing? Hahaha.

You fools are the LAST folks I'd ask for any kind of support from. (no offense)

Congratulations. You almost get it.

Well, that and I don't really believe that the more folks who are "pulling" for you, the better chances you'll have of overcoming illness/bad luck/bad hair day, etc.

I "get" this place, for the most part....and I'm totally fine with that. (cue Radiofan)

I just hope the guy turned his "e-mail new replies to thread" filter off.

Aye cabron?!

Any dipshit that doesn't really know anyone here and comes looking for karma, prayers, support, sympathy, etc. etc. etc. is a fucking moron of the first order and deserves every bit of abuse that can be heaped upon them.

It's not like bailey-girl has a long history here of anything except being abused, but he's telling us details about his actual FAMILY? What part of that does not scream STUPID to you?

That being said,

Any dipshit that knows everyone here and comes here looking for karma, prayers, support, sympathy, etc. etc. etc. is a fucking moron of the first order and deserves every bit of abuse that can be heaped on them.

It's not like they haven't been exposed to it before, and if they're stupid enough to jump into the shark tank while they're bleeding, fuck em. Where's my popcorn, my camera, and my ringside seat.

Mace,

You weren't getting any funny ideas about the sheep dip, were you?

PSUFAN wrote:Are you trying to say that you're bringing the taco salad? Righteous

For most people here, she would be the taco salad.

Mace wrote: Oh, and if Rumps sister really did die? Sorry for you loss......but I don't think anyone is really buying your story....

Dude posted a pic of his behemoth of a wife, and has stood by that resolutely. despite all the poisonous barbs tossed his way.

I doubt he was trolling, or is even smart enough to troll shoud he have that inclination, which I don't believe that he does. Maybe he thought this place had a bit more class than a 3rd grade romper room. It used to, back in the day.

Now we've got a cadre of finger pulling lackeys standing bye, just waiting to light up farts.

Very disappointing response for the most part. Just a gang of cackling hyenas glorifying in another persons family misfortune by trying to make lame, sick jokes.

Go fuck yourselves, the lot of you worthless pieces of shit.

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Sincere condolences, Rumps.

War Wagon wrote:
Very disappointing response for the most part. Just a gang of cackling hyenas glorifying in another persons family misfortune by trying to make lame, sick jokes.

Did your daughter bring home a dyke for dinner yet?

RadioFan wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:Yeah, count me out of this.

Not as long as you keep hitting the submit button, sweet.

And yeah, we tend to call this place a "smack board," for a reason.

Smack board or not it's kind of sad and pathetic to see you heading for the same brick wall PSUfan hit awhile back.

I believe you considered wrong in this case Mace.

War Wagon wrote:

Mace wrote: Oh, and if Rumps sister really did die? Sorry for you loss......but I don't think anyone is really buying your story....

Dude posted a pic of his behemoth of a wife, and has stood by that resolutely. despite all the poisonous barbs tossed his way.

I doubt he was trolling, or is even smart enough to troll shoud he have that inclination, which I don't believe that he does. Maybe he thought this place had a bit more class than a 3rd grade romper room. It used to, back in the day.

Now we've got a cadre of finger pulling lackeys standing bye, just waiting to light up farts.

Very disappointing response for the most part. Just a gang of cackling hyenas glorifying in another persons family misfortune by trying to make lame, sick jokes.

Go fuck yourselves, the lot of you worthless pieces of shit.

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Sincere condolences, Rumps.

Well, if he can hold the wake here, it should save beaucoup bucks vs the funeral home. Yeah, like this was ever a really classy hangout, Whitey. Here's a tissue. No, really, it's clean, I swear.

Goober McTuber wrote: Yeah, like this was ever a really classy hangout.

So why are you here then, Goobs? To endeavor in being the lowest common denominator of rudeness? Well, you've got some good competition.

Are you saying that you have no class?

I prefer to think that we're better than this. We are better than this, man.

Smack is smack, but it's wrong to belittle someone who drops in here looking for a shoulder to lean on.

War Wagon wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: Yeah, like this was ever a really classy hangout.

So why are you here then, Goobs? To endeavor in being the lowest common denominator of rudeness? Well, you've got some good competition.

Are you saying that you have no class?

I prefer to think that we're better than this. We are better than this, man.

Smack is smack, but it's wrong to belittle someone who drops in here looking for a shoulder to lean on.

I'm here to amuse myself. If it's at your expense, all the better.

Anyone who just lost their sister, who at the same time apparently is helping to take care of that sister's two young children, that still has the time or the fucking inclination to post about it on this board is either trolling or is a certifiable moron that would feel right at haome in a major metropolitan area of western Missouri.

Goober McTuber wrote: I'm here to amuse myself.

No doubt.

So quit wasting your time.

http://www.videobox.com

That ought to amuse you.

R-Jack wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: moron that would feel right at haome

........look.......................I don't mean to nitpick but........

Good Allah, that's not even a fat-fingered typo. I must have been trying to capture a hillbilly drawl.

Whitey, when I get really desperate for amusement, I'll look for videos of your wife on beasttube.com.

I agree, Rumps probably won't win any "most likely to THINK before he posts" awards here, or ANYWHERE for that matter.......but the guy REALLY did lose his sister shortly after 1pm on Thursday.

I've been friends with the guy for a little over 2 years on another board, and with every bit of "personal info" he offers up here, I cringe. Hahahaha!

I guess he's just wired that way? I can't really explain it?

Anyway, it is what it is. I can see why most of you would think it was a crock of shit.

trev wrote:Smack board or not it's kind of sad and pathetic to see you heading for the same brick wall PSUfan hit awhile back.

You're kidding, right?

Btw, PSUFAN is a dick. I hate him. He's done nothing but piss me off since I've been on these boards, trev.

cinderella_undercover wrote:I can see why most of you would think it was a crock of shit.

To be fair to those of us that don't buy this shit, he did post this:

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Dog wrote:Any update, Rumps?

R-Jack wrote:Fine. He's telling the truth. He's a piece of shit at worst for leaving his grieving family to post the details to US at worst and a bonafide in the flesh, bib wearing fucking idiot at best.

It's a fuckin shame that the only grey matter in that famlily worth saving ended up with a nasty growth on it.

Fuck him.

RACK it.

Just a gang of cackling hyenas glorifying in another persons family misfortune by trying to make lame, sick jokes.

IN!!

Look - all we have for RF is a possible diversion. Maybe he's here because he gets a chuckle out of the pileons...maybe not. We're not a fucking drum circle healing group - that much is abundantly clear. We're a bunch of folks that log in here to get a laugh or two.

Mace, prepare for a thorough plungering this fall. You know it's coming - steal a little sheep lube and accede to the inevitable.

I believe the brick wall trev alludes to is a metaphor for my amorous advances to her via PM. I have sent my romance feelers out to her, or more exactly, her sweater meat. I have gotten NOTHING in return, you rotten SNIZZ. I have a palmful of mucilage for you, cookiemama...roll my dough out and get the eggwash.

fuck this thread, i was told out front that there would be no Zyclone resets



That's another one of my hot gfriends, that's not a hospital bed, that's a 100million dollar mansion, look how fuckin buff i am. sin, zyclod

Mace wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:I agree, Rumps probably won't win any "most likely to THINK before he posts" awards here, or ANYWHERE for that matter.......but the guy REALLY did lose his sister shortly after 1pm on Thursday.

I've been friends with the guy for a little over 2 years on another board, and with every bit of "personal info" he offers up here, I cringe. Hahahaha!

I guess he's just wired that way? I can't really explain it?

Anyway, it is what it is. I can see why most of you would think it was a crock of shit.

Do you actually "know" him and his family or do you just "know him" from reading his crap on another message board? Like I said earlier, if he actually lost his sister, I send my condolences, but, if he trolling, then he's the sick fuck. And, as RF posted.....why post a fishhook when someone asks for an update? Trolling, or just plain stupid? Maybe both?

Mace

Yeah, no....I know him.

There's a group of us over there that actually interact outside the board. (as odd as it may sound)

I believe the "bait post" was in reference to something dog had posted earlier?

Anyhow, whatever. It was a bad decision on his part, there's no doubting that.

War Wagon wrote:Maybe he thought this place had a bit more class than a 3rd grade romper room. It used to, back in the day.

No, it never did, you fucking idiot.

Sin,

Epoch smack battles in 99-00 and the constitutional crisis of early 00.

R-Jack wrote:Fine. He's telling the truth. He's a piece of shit at worst for leaving his grieving family to post the details to US at worst and a bonafide in the flesh, bib wearing fucking idiot at best.

It's a fuckin shame that the only grey matter in that famlily worth saving ended up with a nasty growth on it.

Fuck him.

See, what you fail to realize is there are family and friends spread all over the country who were interested in my sister's status, so the best way to notify them was through this thing called "email". Maybe you've heard of it. Whatever. I probably didn't use my best judgement by coming on here while dropping those emails and sharing my personal story; but I'm sure to most of you that is no shocker considering the way I introduced myself to you all when I first joined this board. I was desparate for any prayer I could get from anyone. The fact that I got one thought or even one prayer was enough to justify the start of this thread on this board.

I care too. I spent the night at the hospital almost EVERY night. The visiting hours posted in the waiting room didn't mean a fucking thing to me. I was by my sister's bedside holding her hand and praying for her, my brother-in-law, and for my neice and nephew those last few days before her final sleep. The tears I've shed over the last few days were the worst of my life; and I lost my father at a relatively young age. This is far worse because my sister was so young and it was so sudden.

R-Jack, I don't know you and I don't care to know you. I respect your skill on this board and will go even a step further in saying that you are indeed one of my favorite posters; but I don't think you are in a position to tell someone that they are complete fucking idiots and don't know how to handle a situation like the one my family has been in over the past 12 days. Maybe you've been in a situation like this; maybe you haven't. Either way, you are not the fucking expert on what people should or should not be doing during a time of grief of a loved one.

Makes for a good wife.... and "good" a marryin'

R-Jack wrote: Oh you are so mistaken

I am in perfect position to be telling someone they are a fucking idiot,

Seriously