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Sudden Sam wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Musta been some shitty coke if it couldn't even KEEP HER BROWN ASS AWAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought the same thing.

Don't they call that chasing the dragon ?

Do a bunch of coke (stimulant) and ludes (downers) at the same time and get some kind of float in between high ? Apparently correct dosing was not one of her strong points.

Back in my EMT days, one of the first calls I went on was a dude doing that..he was really fucked up..it finally got him about 10 years later.

Derron wrote:Don't they call that chasing the dragon ?

Do a bunch of coke (stimulant) and ludes (downers) at the same time and get some kind of float in between high ? Apparently correct dosing was not one of her strong points.

Categorically, no. That is not chasing the dragon.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:

Derron wrote:Don't they call that chasing the dragon ?

Do a bunch of coke (stimulant) and ludes (downers) at the same time and get some kind of float in between high ? Apparently correct dosing was not one of her strong points.

Categorically, no. That is not chasing the dragon.

I dont know about you, BUT, I love that word, "Categorically". just the way it flows in a given sentence. Please feel free to use it more often in here. thanks in advance.

Van wrote:See, Sam, when some deranged 'Christian' does something maniacal, you typically won't see fucktons of Christians taking to the streets in wild celebration.

Islamic nutjobs? It's pretty much Toomer's Corner without the toilet paper...

Author! Author!

my disillusionment list...

me-head greenskeeper at augusta national

'spray-3 time iron man champ

Smackie Chan - president of major hip hop label

goobs - not yet collecting SS

diego - gigolo

r-jack - white

ucunt - nice guy in real life

indy - homeless bum that lives in a shelter made from 27 TV boxes.

tom in va - a fukking prick in real life

M2 - a plumber in toledo

TiVO - 6'3" in socks

mikey - thinner than me

Sam - blinged out 'busa riding brother in oaktown, cousin of r-jack.

let's turd - kosher deli owner in brooklyn

Ana - 58 year old queen in the bay area. "partner" of M2

smackaholic wrote:Smackie Chan - president of major hip hop label

Yeah, that one would suck.

ucunt - nice guy in real life

That one would genuinely be tough to imagine. More of a Santa Claus in real life: ucant, TVO or mvscal?

tom in va - a fukking prick in real life

Ditto. Add TiC and Jsc here.

Sam - blinged out 'busa riding brother in oaktown, cousin of r-jack.

Now that one would make me laugh.

smackaholic wrote:my disillusionment list...

me-head greenskeeper at augusta national

'spray-3 time iron man champ

Smackie Chan - president of major hip hop label

goobs - not yet collecting SS

diego - gigolo

r-jack - white

ucunt - nice guy in real life

indy - homeless bum that lives in a shelter made from 27 TV boxes.

tom in va - a fukking prick in real life

M2 - a plumber in toledo

TiVO - 6'3" in socks

mikey - thinner than me

Sam - blinged out 'busa riding brother in oaktown, cousin of r-jack.

let's turd - kosher deli owner in brooklyn

Ana - 58 year old queen in the bay area. "partner" of M2

How come im not represented here? Am I not even a blip on your "radar". I'm hurt.

bradhusker wrote:

smackaholic wrote:my disillusionment list...

me-head greenskeeper at augusta national

'spray-3 time iron man champ

Smackie Chan - president of major hip hop label

goobs - not yet collecting SS

diego - gigolo

r-jack - white

ucunt - nice guy in real life

indy - homeless bum that lives in a shelter made from 27 TV boxes.

tom in va - a fukking prick in real life

M2 - a plumber in toledo

TiVO - 6'3" in socks

mikey - thinner than me

Sam - blinged out 'busa riding brother in oaktown, cousin of r-jack.

let's turd - kosher deli owner in brooklyn

Ana - 58 year old queen in the bay area. "partner" of M2

How come im not represented here? Am I not even a blip on your "radar". I'm hurt.

good.

We've all missed out on the ultimate disillusionment (is that even a word?) so far. Here it is:

Dins has a wife, to whom he is absolutely faithful to a fault, a full-time job, 2.5 kids, a minivan (non-Spicoli-esque), a dog, and a white house with a picket fence on a corner lot tucked away in a quiet, leafy U&L suburb, and he has never ingested any mood-altering chemical substance in his entire life. And in real life, he is humble to a fault.

Here's another one. In real life, Terry is bright, witty and entertaining.

Van wrote:That one would genuinely be tough to imagine. More of a Santa Claus in real life: ucant, TVO or mvscal?

I am the nicest person you'll never meet.

No wait. Seriously.

Goober McTuber wrote:Here's another one. In real life, Terry is bright, witty and entertaining.

And Goober makes the nice guy list as well.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Here's another one. In real life, Terry is bright, witty and entertaining.

And Goober makes the nice guy list as well.

That is about as nice as it gets.

Terry in Crapchester wrote: Dins has a wife

Never been married.

to whom he is absolutely faithful to a fault

Certainly would be if I was married... but I'm not.

a full-time job

My workload varies, sometimes short hours, sometimes long weeks. Wage is pretty deece, so I roll with it.

Off to the coast today for work soon. Spring break should be rather inauspicious at the beach, with a round of storms due in. The LC will still be partying, I'm sure.

2.5 kids

None that I scratch a check for every month, anyway. How does one have 0.5 kids, anyway? Not thorough with the coathanger?

a minivan

Same old beater Chev truck I've had forever... kind of on its last legs these days. Wouldn't mind a minivan, really -- pile all sorts of junk in one, and sleep in it on fishing trips.

a dog

No pets since the ancient old cats finally croaked. More fucking rodents running around since their demise.

a white house with a picket fence on a corner lot

Green, hedge around the front, completely fenced in back, since...

tucked away in a quiet, leafy U&L suburb

It backs up to a strip mall on an extremely busy business hiway, with plenty of tweekers running about.

And I'd be interested to hear of a burb around here that isn't "leafy."

he has never ingested any mood-altering chemical substance in his entire life.

Oh, I certainly have.

And in real life, he is humble to a fault.

To a pretty large extent, yeah. Hate to burst your bubble, but I appreciate that you care so much.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Here's another one. In real life, Terry is bright, witty and entertaining.

And Goober makes the nice guy list as well.

That is about as nice as it gets.

I know. I was talking about things that would disillusion me about this place, i.e., if you were a nice guy in real life.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I know. I was talking about things that would disillusion me about this place, i.e., if you were a nice guy in real life.

Because we all know that everyone’s board persona matches the one they have in real life. You are painfully ignorant.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I know. I was talking about things that would disillusion me about this place, i.e., if you were a nice guy in real life.

Because we all know that everyone’s board persona matches the one they have in real life. You are painfully ignorant.

Are you always this tedious? Check out who else made the "nice guy in real life" list (TVO, ucan't, mvscal, now you). Notice a pattern there?

Dinsdale wrote:

2.5 kids

None that I scratch a check for every month, anyway. How does one have 0.5 kids, anyway? Not thorough with the coathanger?

2.5 is somewhere around the national average, last I checked, anyway. Also thrown in as a hedge, just in case you've been completely trolling all these boards for a decade or so.

a minivan

Same old beater Chev truck I've had forever... kind of on its last legs these days. Wouldn't mind a minivan, really -- pile all sorts of junk in one, and sleep in it on fishing trips.

There are two types of minivans. The family type, and the Spicoli type. The difference pretty much hinges on how they're used. I'm pretty sure which one yours would be, if you had one.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I know. I was talking about things that would disillusion me about this place, i.e., if you were a nice guy in real life.

Because we all know that everyone’s board persona matches the one they have in real life. You are painfully ignorant.

Are you always this tedious? Check out who else made the "nice guy in real life" list (TVO, ucan't, mvscal, now you). Notice a pattern there?

Yes, they're all a much better read than you.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:We've all missed out on the ultimate disillusionment (is that even a word?) so far. Here it is:

Dins has a wife, to whom he is absolutely faithful to a fault, a full-time job, 2.5 kids, a minivan (non-Spicoli-esque), a dog, and a white house with a picket fence on a corner lot tucked away in a quiet, leafy U&L suburb, and he has never ingested any mood-altering chemical substance in his entire life. And in real life, he is humble to a fault.

Or...

Van wrote:Dins is the mayor of a medium-sized Amish town.

Van wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:We've all missed out on the ultimate disillusionment (is that even a word?) so far. Here it is:

Dins has a wife, to whom he is absolutely faithful to a fault, a full-time job, 2.5 kids, a minivan (non-Spicoli-esque), a dog, and a white house with a picket fence on a corner lot tucked away in a quiet, leafy U&L suburb, and he has never ingested any mood-altering chemical substance in his entire life. And in real life, he is humble to a fault.

Or...

Van wrote:Dins is the mayor of a medium-sized Amish town.

Yeah, that one's pretty good too. But the utter normalcy in mine . . .

Goober McTuber wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Are you always this tedious? Check out who else made the "nice guy in real life" list (TVO, ucan't, mvscal, now you). Notice a pattern there?

Yes, they're all a much better read than you.

Nice try, asswipe.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Are you always this tedious? Check out who else made the "nice guy in real life" list (TVO, ucan't, mvscal, now you). Notice a pattern there?

Yes, they're all a much better read than you.

Nice try, asswipe.

Sorry, TVO is much more entertaining than you are. Wrong-headed maybe, but entertaining nonetheless.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:Nice try, asswipe.

I am fairly certain a recipe for Collard Greens & Ham Hocks is a more compelling read than any drivel you've ever posted.

Ever.