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Mace, making quite the angry fool of himself again with his badass implacable self. Toejam on 'roids, how becoming.

You're too stupid to know when to just STFU.

Goobs has more common sense than you, as well as mv.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Only on T1B can a thread about a Rutgers basketball coach turn into a discussion about a fat, drunken redneck farting in Michael Stipe's face.

Southerners are the dregs of American society. Every country has them.

Of course, this in not news, these are the same stupid fucks that thought they could win the Civil War.

To clarify their stupidity, they have flags of the confederacy that they fly with pride, and in some cases have them flying on their state flags. These people are stupid beyond belief.


A question:

What do southerners and midwesterners have in common ?

schmick wrote:By the time a kid reaches Varsity baseball he has seen thousands of curve balls

Unreal.


Slowcal.... is California's version of the south

Mace wrote:
No one but you is talking about a dome shot, dumbfuck. Apparently not all kids are as naturally gifted as you and "naturally" know to turn their back to a ball that's headed for their ribs. :roll:

Last week my son had a ball that was headed for his ribs. He turned his his back into it without having to be taught. He's 8.

Sudden Sam wrote:Methinks the coach needed to be told to calm his act down, cut the ball-throwing crap, and just coach.

Better be careful, Sam, if The Official T1B Tough Guy Trio (Truman, Mace, schmick) sees that they're going to call you... a pussy! OH MY GAWD!!!

By the way, do you think Rice had to coach his players to turn around when he chucked a ball at them, or did they do it instinctively?

R-Jack wrote:

Mace wrote:
No one but you is talking about a dome shot, dumbfuck. Apparently not all kids are as naturally gifted as you and "naturally" know to turn their back to a ball that's headed for their ribs. :roll:

Last week my son had a ball that was headed for his ribs. He turned his his back into it without having to be taught. He's 8.

Apparently your milkman was a baseball player. Props to you.

War Wagon wrote:Mace, making quite the angry fool of himself again with his badass implacable self. Toejam on 'roids, how becoming.

You're too stupid to know when to just STFU.

Goobs has more common sense than you, as well as mv.

Wags, I used to think you were stupid.........and I was right.

Van wrote: If anything, a kid is more likely to bail out of the box like a fool at the first sight of a decent curveball. You think it matters whether the ball is headed towards a guy's head or his ribs? Either way, his natural instinct is to duck away.

Yes, some of them bail out on a curve......thanks for proving my point of having to teach some of them to stay in the box.

I'm really starting to wonder whether you've ever even played baseball before, or ever witnessed anything shot at or thrown at a single human being in your entire life. You seem utterly clueless as to these most basic things.

:roll:

Mace wrote:]Any time you'd like to take a little BP, let me know and I'll gladly watch you demonstrate your natural ability at dodging fastballs at your dome.....and don't forget your helmet. Or better yet, don't bring one.

Van wrote:Nice white flag there, feeb.

That wasn't a white flag, dumbfuck, it was an invitation. And now you can go fuck yourself.

Mace wrote:Wags, I used to think you were stupid.........and I was right.

I used to think you were a standup guy... and I was wrong.

of late, I've seen what an arrogant know-it-all you are when in reality, you don't know shit.

War Wagon wrote:

Mace wrote:Wags, I used to think you were stupid.........and I was right.

I used to think you were a standup guy... and I was wrong.

of late, I've seen what an arrogant know-it-all you are when in reality, you don't know shit.

You should go with your first impression.

Sudden Sam wrote: I wouldn't have had any respect for a grown man who threw balls at me.

We completely agree.

Every young man corn holed by Jerry Sandusky and the Catholic Priest Pedophile Society.

Mace wrote:

Van wrote: If anything, a kid is more likely to bail out of the box like a fool at the first sight of a decent curveball. You think it matters whether the ball is headed towards a guy's head or his ribs? Either way, his natural instinct is to duck away.

Yes, some of them bail out on a curve......thanks for proving my point of having to teach some of them to stay in the box.

A kid ducking away naturally at the first sign of a ball heading his way proves your original point that kids have to be taught to duck away?

Wow, you really do suck at this.

I'm really starting to wonder whether you've ever even played baseball before, or ever witnessed anything shot at or thrown at a single human being in your entire life. You seem utterly clueless as to these most basic things.

:roll:

I don't know. Perhaps you only coach "special" kids. I do believe you've coached, no problem there, so that's about the best I can come up with. Maybe they grow them particularly stupid in Iowa, to the point that their basic self-preservation instincts have been bred right the fuck out?

Mace wrote:Any time you'd like to take a little BP, let me know and I'll gladly watch you demonstrate your natural ability at dodging fastballs at your dome.....and don't forget your helmet. Or better yet, don't bring one.

Van wrote:Nice white flag there, feeb.

That wasn't a white flag, dumbfuck, it was an invitation.

Whenever someone has to resort to silly threats on the internet, they're tapping out. They've lost.

Besides, you couldn't throw hard enough from a pitcher's mound to stop me from laughing as I catch your feeble little toss barehanded.

Van wrote:

Mace wrote:

Van wrote: If anything, a kid is more likely to bail out of the box like a fool at the first sight of a decent curveball. You think it matters whether the ball is headed towards a guy's head or his ribs? Either way, his natural instinct is to duck away.

Yes, some of them bail out on a curve......thanks for proving my point of having to teach some of them to stay in the box.

A kid ducking away naturally at the first sign of a ball heading his way proves your original point that kids have to be taught to duck away?

Wow, you really do suck at this.

Learn to read, you ignorant piece of shit. They have to be taught to "stay in the box."

I've never coached. Never played organized hardball, but it seems to me that at some point you do teach a a kid how to "wear one". The problem with "don't worry, he'll duck instinctively" means he might duck into a shoulder high fastball. Better to learn to turn and take one in the back.

But comparing throwing a baseball to teach a skill with throwing a basketball at one's dome to get his attention is bullshit. Ever catch a basketball in the face? It hurts. It is much harder and heavier than a dodgeball which is made for that purpose. What would he have done if one of those balls struck a kid in the shnoze and gave him a hockey nose?

Yes, some of them bail out on a curve......thanks for proving my point of having to teach some of them to stay in the box.

A kid ducking away naturally at the first sign of a ball heading his way proves your original point that kids have to be taught to duck away?

Wow, you really do suck at this.

Learn to read, you ignorant piece of shit. They have to be taught to "stay in the box."

That isn't what you were originally arguing, dumbass. No one was ever arguing that point. Your point, the one I and Mgo have been laughing at, is that kids require your incredible coaching expertise in order to achieve the ancient ninja skill of turning away to prevent injury when a pitch is thrown at them.

No joking, between your original stupid point and now this horrific attempt at backpedaling, we are likely witnessing one of the worst showings you've ever offered up here. Normally you're just stultifyingly bland and boring, to the point that milquetoast thinks you're a somnolent read. This effort?

It may be about time for you to hang 'em up.

careful, or Mace will break out the heavy artillery and call you an ignorant piece of shit or something equally devastating.

I'm trying to recall his Ultimate Insult, which he used to trot out whenever his panties were really in a wad. It had something to do with comparing pussy lips and your face.

He thought it the height of clever rebuke.

"Twatlips!"

That was it!

:grin:

I’m not reading all this bullshit, but I think this goes to Mace’s point (honestly, I lost track), but every year I played Pony ball, we had to teach one kid not to turn into the pitch and catch it in his chest. It was usually the kid with an emasculated father who didn’t know how to throw a baseball. Anytime a pitch would come near him he would turn and try to chest fuck it into the ground. That stopped once I moved on to Fed ball.

But yes, there was practice time spent at least once at the beginning of every year with tennis balls that taught kids how to turn away from a pitch inside.

Hmmm. Maybe it's a flyover thing. In all my years of playing organized ball in SoCal I never witnessed a single drill like that. Never ran across a kid who needed to be taught how to turn away from a beanball, either.

I am likely in the minority on this one but I'm guessing the ball-throwing tantrums had less to do with Rice's firing than the homophobic and verbal abuse he hurled at his players.

Anyone remember what happened betweenImus and the horse ..er I mean women's bb program?
How about the suicide of Tyler Clementi?

Those 2 incidents alone have made Rutgers more sensitive to this kind of behavior. Coaching style aside, there was no way they could only give this guy a 3 game suspension based on their recent history.

Van wrote:Hmmm. Maybe it's a flyover thing. In all my years of playing organized ball in SoCal I never witnessed a single drill like that. Never ran across a kid who needed to be taught how to turn away from a beanball, either.

Probably. My guess is that you also played some kind of baseball year round. Even if it was pepper, BP, or just catch, holding a ball became second nature. These kids were from families who either didn’t have a father or the father had no idea what baseball was but figured that junior needed to be in a team activity. The area I lived didn’t see a Fed ball explosion until around 1991 or 1992. So each year, you would get at least one kid who was playing baseball for the first time who had no idea what he was doing. He was the kid who you had to teach him to step with the glove foot when throwing, put your hand next to your glove and not at the end with elbows out, and turn your back to the ball when it was coming at you because you were either getting hit in the helmet, back or butt instead of face, chest or nuts.

As an aside, one of the nastiest injuries I saw in person was when a kid guessed curve ball but got a fastball high and tight. He had started his stride and opened his hips and caught it almost flush on the mouth. We were only about 14, but a 14 year old fastball on a 14 year old face still produces a lot of blood and a few loose teeth.

Papa Willie wrote:I remember playing b-team basketball. We had a tough-as-nails coach who would toss an occasional basketball at us - bump us around when showing defense, and he would run our asses to death - sometimes 2 hours of fucking wind-sprints. When we started mowing down other teams in the 4th quarter (because they were dead and we were running fast breaks on every play) - it suddenly started making sense.

It's just a difference in time, y'all. Us older guys saw it more, and that's how it was. With you younger guys, the "oh - we must coddle them" times started coming in - hence the difference. It's almost apples & oranges.

STFU, moron. Sam is old enough to be your grandfather and he seems to get it.

Oh and LOL at Spray running a fast break.

Stop being such a butthurt little bitch every time someone makes a run at you. If you can't come back with an argument, you don't have to post anything, you know.

I target stupid around here, just so happens a lot of it comes from you. Don't take it so personally.

I didn't miss anything. Looks like we're in total agreement about Rice's juvenile behavior.

Van wrote:Hmmm. Maybe it's a flyover thing. In all my years of playing organized ball in SoCal I never witnessed a single drill like that.

Really? You played LL for several years, right? That means you and everyone else on all the teams you ever played for was dotted a time or six, correct? And, in all that time, the subject never came up in any of your practice sessions in any context whatsoever?

Were you ever on any good teams? Just asking.

schmick wrote:

jiminphilly wrote:I am likely in the minority on this one but I'm guessing the ball-throwing tantrums had less to do with Rice's firing than the homophobic and verbal abuse he hurled at his players.

Calling someone a faggot is not homophobic, squealing because you're afraid a faggots going to sandusky you in the shower is homophobic, phobia means fear.
Calling someone a faggot is only offensive if they are a faggot and if they are a faggot they're taking dudes dicks in their asses so being called a word is not the worst thing that happened to them that day.
what happened to sticks and stones...? What's wrong with this country?

No, it's not homophobic, it's politically incorrect and, because of that, Rice was doomed the minute that video was released to the overly sensitive public. Now it sounds like the former staff member who released the video was trying to extort money from Rutgers and released it when they failed to pay up.

mvscal wrote:

Van wrote:Hmmm. Maybe it's a flyover thing. In all my years of playing organized ball in SoCal I never witnessed a single drill like that.

Really?

Yes, really. As in literally. Not once have I ever witnessed much less taken part in such a drill.

You played LL for several years, right?

Little League, Babe Ruth, one year of JV ball in high school, three years of Varsity ball in high school, American Legion, a couple of summer leagues, college ball, and a little bit of semi-pro ball.

That means you and everyone else on all the teams you ever played for was dotted a time or six, correct?

Everyone? Probably not every single guy, no, but okay....

And, in all that time, the subject never came up in any of your practice sessions in any context whatsoever?

Not once. Ever. Swear to my agnostic god. I've also never seen it in any practice I've watched that I wasn't involved in, and of course I've been to a million of those too.

Were you ever on any good teams? Just asking.

My Little League teams were the best in our region. We won our league both years I was there and our All Star team was one game away from representing our district in the State tournament. My Babe Ruth teams won our league both years, though I don't recall there being any All Star tournaments following the season. My high school team was one out away from playing for the CIF championship my sophomore year, and we won our league every year. We were the top ranked team in the nation the year after I graduated, when Jack McDowell was the star pitcher. My American Legion teams? Hell, I have no idea. I don't even recall whether they kept W-L records. Same with the summer leagues and semi-pro stuff. My college team was good, but not USC/Arizona St good.

At no point during any of those stops were we ever given instruction on how to turn away when getting drilled. No tennis ball drills, no pitching machine drills, no verbal coaching, etc. Nothing. The subject simply never came up. Whenever someone got hit, well, they got hit. I never saw anyone fail to try and turn away once he realized he might get plunked, except for those few occasions when the guy was intentionally trying to lean into one to get a freebie.

schmick wrote:

Van wrote:Hmmm. Maybe it's a flyover thing. In all my years of playing organized ball in SoCal I never witnessed a single drill like that. Never ran across a kid who needed to be taught how to turn away from a beanball, either.

Because you played little league with the butterfly chasers and play daters getting their minimum play in so mommy can take her nose out of the magazine for one inning a fuckin game.

I played Little League and high school ball for teams that beat your very own teams, moron. I grew up in your neck of the woods, in the same era.

schmick wrote:My Little League team (Irvine) lost to Taipei in the championship in Williamsport, my High School team lost the CIF SS D1 title to LB Wilson at Dodger Stadium and Jack Mcdowell is about 8 years older than I am

That's nice... Northern California owns you when it comes to high school football...


Baseball is for fat fucks that can't play football.


It's really that simple.

schmick wrote:My Little League team (Irvine)

schmick wrote:Only retards play little league

And that's when the guy you were debating with played Little League, you fucking moron. Or were you under the impression Van is the most erudite 9 year old on the planet and just biked home from practice?

Uhmmm...no. Normal Little League ball, normal high school ball. Pony ball also existed back then too.

Little League ball is for worthless losers. Except for the precise time and place in which Toejam played. Wow, imagine that.

Yes, it was totally pussified when Van played ten years before him and the 25 years since he stopped playing. But that window Toejam played in was the wild fucking west, where players got cut, ten year olds had to get on the juice to survive and there were enough recruiting violations to give USC the death penalty.

R-Jack wrote:Yes, it was totally pussified when Van played ten years before him and the 25 years since he stopped playing. But that window Toejam played in was the wild fucking west, where players got cut, ten year olds had to get on the juice to survive and there were enough recruiting violations to give USC the death penalty.

Don't forget the chew.

Shit was being passed around like candy.

Martyred wrote:
Don't forget the chew.

Shit was being passed around like candy.

CHEW? That shit was for butterfly catchers and play daters.

In Irvine, you were hammering down amphetamines to stay on the field.

That's pretty hardcore, dude...

How do those toddlers pass their piss-tests?

I mean...toddlers jacking them into the parking lot has "human growth hormone" written all over it.

When everyone is so hardcore they are taking batting cage pitches to the fucking face, you do what you can to gain an edge.

It rained one day in Irvine in 1987. The coaches looked at the soggy field and said "fuck it" and sent their teams out there to do their routine warm ups.........and that is the origin of Tough Mudder.