T1B

They're real and they're spectacular...so I've gathered.

timmay wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote: Nahhh, not quite. I'm 34? I don't "feel " old?

Hey, who's boobs were those in the "shout box?

HA! I'm 32. My chest isn't large enough to write shout box on them so they weren't mine. You?

she could write the declaration of independence

Because she's a chesty girl or because when you eat a lot of cheeseburgers everything expands.

Jacktown Smack wrote:They're real and they're spectacular...so I've gathered.

My wife still has BODE

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Jacktown Smack wrote:They're real and they're spectacular...so I've gathered.

My wife still has BODE

If BODE = 180 lbs of extra fat, yeah you’re right.

Goober McTuber wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Jacktown Smack wrote:They're real and they're spectacular...so I've gathered.

My wife still has BODE

If BODE = 180 lbs of extra fat, yeah you’re right.

44 EE is something every man wishes for. My wish came true. Who care if there was a little extra baggage.

Goober McTuber wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Jacktown Smack wrote:They're real and they're spectacular...so I've gathered.

My wife still has BODE

If BODE = 180 lbs of extra fat, yeah you’re right.

Ummmm, quick question.....

You didn't see that coming?

Dude your wife has bode on most of the parade floats on news year day. That doesn't mean we'll be standing on the curb in Pasadena waiting for a peek.

cinderella_undercover wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote: My wife still has BODE

If BODE = 180 lbs of extra fat, yeah you’re right.

Ummmm, quick question.....

You didn't see that coming?

Its quite alright. I've already been down this road with these fags. Drop a pic of teh wifey and you get every outdated fat joke known to man (and woman). VERY FRESH.

So is it customary for new posters to put up a picture of their wife?

Mister Bushice wrote:Dude your wife has bode on most of the parade floats on news year day. That doesn't mean we'll be standing on the curb in Pasadena waiting for a peek.

Says the tard who still buys flowers for his glove.

dot dot dot ryan wrote:So is it customary for new posters to put up a picture of their wife?

No dots. Just a little challenge I posed to this board since they are noted for being legendary smackers.

I just think this is Rumps way of getting his thread into "quadruple digits".

(no pun intended)

My claim to fame is being the loser who married the hot, rich wife.

So far, its working out for me.

Mister Bushice wrote:Dude your wife has bode on most of the parade floats on news year day. That doesn't mean we'll be standing on the curb in Pasadena waiting for a peek.

Racketh.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote: My wife still has BODE

If BODE = 180 lbs of extra fat, yeah you’re right.

44 EE is something every man wishes for. My wish came true. Who care if there was a little extra baggage.

You wife is a fat fucking pig. Not something I ever wished for.

A little extra baggage? Yeah, her ass is as big as a steamer trunk.

Goober McTuber wrote: You wife is a fat fucking pig.

Legendary.

Do you hang out by the bike racks?

So of the stucknut guys, who isn't a fat disgusting pig that repells all women and shames his family?

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: You wife is a fat fucking pig.

Legendary.

Do you hang out by the bike racks?

Cuda, git your gun.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: You wife is a fat fucking pig.

Legendary.

OK, a legendarily fat fucking pig.

Goober McTuber wrote:

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: You wife is a fat fucking pig.

Legendary.

OK, a legendarily fat fucking pig.

I laffed.....but prolly shouldn't have.

Hey look, licorice!

Goober McTuber wrote: OK, a legendarily fat fucking pig.

Its a damn shame that T1b would let you represent the bully role today.

I know...I know...the role doesn't really suit you because cocksmokers come across as passive.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: OK, a legendarily fat fucking pig.

Its a damn shame that T1b would let you represent the bully role today.

I see a "belly roll" quip in here somewhere, but I just can't.....I just can't post it.

cinderella_undercover wrote: I see a "belly roll" quip in here somewhere, but I just can't.....I just can't post it.

Get your gunt off the keyboard and that should make things easier.

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote: OK, a legendarily fat fucking pig.

Its a damn shame that T1b would let you represent the bully role today.

Bully role? How old are you? Are you still getting picked on during lunch break?

Bizzarofelice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote: I see a "belly roll" quip in here somewhere, but I just can't.....I just can't post it.

Get your gunt off the keyboard and that should make things easier.

Yeah, I'm huuuuge.

I'm gonna give this a D+ effort, and I'll let you "eat me" for extra credit?

How does that sound?

RumpleForeskin wrote: Do you hang out by the bike racks?

Seein' how I started the elementary school blasts you go and post

Goober McTuber wrote: Bully role? How old are you? Are you still getting picked on during lunch break?

Is there anything else I can help you with?

cinderella_undercover wrote: I'm gonna give this a D+ effort

Ah, it appears you missed a memo.

I am the arbiter of what is and isn't cool around here.


And I say any "gunt" reference deserves at least a C+.

I'd say it deserves at minimum a B, if in fact the target does, indeed, possess a gunt. So in fact, a higher grade is pending...so post up dem muddahfuggin teets.

cinderella_undercover wrote:Yeah, I'm huuuuge.

With no pic, everybody will assume as much. 34 year old lady playing on the internets usually don't look like Stacy Keibler.

I'll vouch. no gunt. she's a lil one with big'uns and she punches hard

Bizzarofelice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:Yeah, I'm huuuuge.

34 year old lady playing on the internets usually don't look like Stacy Keibler.

Is that your barometer on if a chick is hot or not?

whoa . tee it up there rumps

dot dot dot ryan wrote:

Bizzarofelice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote:Yeah, I'm huuuuge.

34 year old lady playing on the internets usually don't look like Stacy Keibler.

Is that your barometer on if a chick is hot or not?

My barometer? My barometer is fuck you. This watch cost more than the Hyundai you drove here.

ryan, whatever your name is

Dinsdale wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote: I'm gonna give this a D+ effort

I am the arbiter of what is and isn't cool around here.

Well, I'll be a ham salad! Dude with 12k+ posts HAS to be the authority on SOMETHING around here, eh?

(mind you, I was figuring it woulda been something more along the lines of "coat checker")

I doubt I'll be posting boobie pics here anytime soon, so if it pleases you to believe that I am, in fact, a fucking slob....so be it.

I can live with it.

cinderella_undercover wrote: I doubt I'll be posting boobie pics here anytime soon, so if it pleases you to believe that I am, in fact, a fucking slob....so be it.

I can live with it.

You've had 34 years to get use to the fact.

timmay wrote:whoa . tee it up there rumps

timmay wrote:ryan, whatever your name is

just getting a feel for the place...

Just put em on the glass already, you filthy whore.

Bizzarofelice wrote:

cinderella_undercover wrote: I doubt I'll be posting boobie pics here anytime soon, so if it pleases you to believe that I am, in fact, a fucking slob....so be it.

I can live with it.

You've had 34 years to get use to the fact.

Yeah, and I can see now that even telling you my age might've been a bit much for you to handle, huh?

I'm gonna have a good time seeing you play this one into the ground.

Oh, and while your down there.......yeah, that's it.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Just put em on the glass already, you filthy whore.

What good is that gonna do, seein' how you've never seen a pair.

cinderella_undercover wrote:Oh, and while your down there.......yeah, that's it.

I've already filled up 22 Fleischmann's packets. Fat drunk and yeasty is no way to go through life.

I think my snorkel has been clogged with leavening agents from your thighs.

cinderella_undercover wrote:Dude with 12k+ posts HAS to be the authority on SOMETHING around here, eh?

Ohhh, I was the authority on all things cool looong before I spammed posted my way past the 12K mark.


It all began at birth, actually. I wasn't "delivered" in a traditional manner -- rather, I JUMPED out of the womb, on my way to doing a motherfucking 360 rim-wrecker up in the doctor's fucking face, and in doing so, impressing the nurse* to no end with my smooove game, making it a simple matter to get those panties off, and drop the hammer with my erect-since-birth impliment of female-bliss.


From that moment on, I knew I was destined for internet greatness.



* - OK...so she was a little chunky. I was young, cut me some fucking slack.