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Closet TVO?

I'm failing to see the correlation there. Tiger likely owns neither a GPS unit nor a stack of phonebooks.

A whole lot of Misgyny up in this.

Question I haven't seen asked - Why did Tiger get married in the first place?

Dude could have done like George Brett Did here - wait till he was in his 40s - get all the fucking out of his system first then settle down and build a family. When you find the right woman, being loyal is pretty damn easy beacuse no one else will compare.

Verdict is Tiger is a Douche

Scott wrote:Question I haven't seen asked - Why did Tiger get married in the first place?

It was touched on a couple of times.

He wanted to project a "family man" image.

And despite being married, he still thought he could, due to a lot of time away from home, run around and nail hotties from around the globe.


jmo

His number one sponsor is Nike. They ain't going nowhere, judging by the list of cads they already have on the payroll.

Tiger needs to just to just cut this bitch off, give her a few gazillion dollars and move the fukk on as one off of the most eligible batchelors on the planet.

Who do you think has had a better time over the last ten years hammering hotties, tiger or derek jeetuh? Tiger has had to sneak around doing it and has probably passed on some ass as he felt he'd get caught.

Fukk that bullshit. I'd right up the divorce papers and start hanging out with hugh heffner. Fukk a bunch of bimbo waitresses.

Pride usually leads the procession.

Screw_Michigan wrote:You only have affairs with bitches who have as much to lose as you.

And the fact that all of Tigers' whores are turning out to be two-bit waitresses and other service sector women is truly pathetic.

Tiger thought he was smarter than everyone else. Guess not. Enjoy the ride, fucktard.

I have plundered many a service industry gal and must say that you are off base a tad here. Some wonderful woman, some electrifying sex. That said, name one broad that has as much to lose as Tiger. I can't think of any.

he was banging his mom in law? how fukkin' shweet would that be?

dude definitely shoulda followed in poppa's footsteps and married a gook. those bitches know their role.

One of the guys at work told me he read somewhere Elin rejected Cheetah's advances twice before going out with him. Jesper is the one who set them up and dude threw Cheetah under the bus when the news broke of this douche fucking around on El.

Don't forget, but when El found out about Cheetah's extramarital affairs she absolutely lost it and attempted to shorten Cheetah's golf career by jamming a 9-iron in his ear.

Is that really the behavior of a money-grubbing whore? If she really was just in it for the money, then she'd probably have the lawyers on speed dial and drawing up the papers within ten minutes of catching wind of Cheetah's indiscretions.

That is not the case. The crazy bitch attacked him out of passion and humility. She so could've swept this under the rug and asked for $100 million from Cheetah in a discrete manner. Cheetah would've obliged instantly if it meant protecting his image.

Cheetah is a douche.

El is not a whore.

My wife is a bore
The waitresses I adore
Gotta get me more

Mace wrote:We're up to 9 pages here but, if we're going to put up one page per slut Tiger has fucked, we'd better pick up the pace. Just sayin'...

You're going to need much more than 10 pages when all is said and done.

WolverineSteve wrote:

Screw_Michigan wrote:You only have affairs with bitches who have as much to lose as you.

And the fact that all of Tigers' whores are turning out to be two-bit waitresses and other service sector women is truly pathetic.

Tiger thought he was smarter than everyone else. Guess not. Enjoy the ride, fucktard.

I have plundered many a service industry gal and must say that you are off base a tad here. Some wonderful woman, some electrifying sex. That said, name one broad that has as much to lose as Tiger. I can't think of any.

Oprah
Queen Elizabeth II
Martha Stewart
Melinda Gates
Celine Dion

Will you all be cool if I waive the rules on these ones?

Once again, rack the porn industry.




Tiger Woods fiasco takes next logical step – a porno about the recent events is currently in production

You know you’re serious business when there is a porno being made about you. A pornographic production company, “Adam & Eve Pictures” revealed yesterday that they are currently producing a porno based around the recent events of golf superstar Tiger Woods. The name? Drum roll please:

Tiger’s Wood

Wow, I love porno titles. The Adult Video News states:

Directed by David Lord and starring adult performer Tyler Knight as “Tiger” and Kayden Kross as his long-suffering wife, Adam & Eve said the tongue-in-cheek flick should hit stores within eight weeks.

“Tyler Knight is the only actor who could play this part,” Lord said. “I thought of him immediately when we were writing the script. Once Tyler signed on, everything immediately fell into place.”

This movie promises a very X rated look at the troubles facing the golf superstar, and, like all pornos, will probably be finished by the end of the week with a sequel available next month.

Well Tiger, if the endorsements stop panning out, there’s always porno, there will always be porno.

pron wrote:Kayden Kross

Ooops, rules.

guess no matter how much money he's got, a dumb neeeeguh is a dumb neeeeeguh.

can't wait to see the costumes at next year's brit open....if he shows.

Asian submission is a female trait. Asian males are world class philanderers partly because their women accept it as just a fact of life. Judging by the way she whooped his as, I'd say Elin has a little black girl in her.

Mace wrote:They are now reporting that Tiger likes Ambien sex. Anyone ever tried this? Got to admit that I've never heard of it.

I've never taken Ambien but have been with women who have.

Not exactly sure what it does, but I like it what it does to them. A lot. :)

pron wrote:

Mace wrote:They are now reporting that Tiger likes Ambien sex. Anyone ever tried this? Got to admit that I've never heard of it.

I've never taken Ambien but have been with women who have.

Not exactly sure what it does, but I like it what it does to them. A lot. :)

It puts them to sleep, which, I guess is what it takes for you to be able to bang them.

It's the damn gay marriages that cause Tiger to stray from his!!

-conservitards

Diego in Seattle wrote:
-conservitards

Yeah, good thing they're out there "defending" the "sanctity" of marriage. Gotta make sure marriage remains between one woman, one man, and his collection of gravy-training, home-wrecking skanks.

Q, West Coast Style wrote:

Diego in Seattle wrote:
-conservitards

Yeah, good thing they're out there "defending" the "sanctity" of marriage. Gotta make sure marriage remains between one woman, one man, and his collection of gravy-training, home-wrecking skanks.

WTF is this? I'm barely in the grave and these skanks are stealing my schtick. Plus, they have something to offer that I didn't.

Sin,

Moving Sale wrote:

mvscal wrote: Since we're all throwing around pat psychological diagnoses, I will go ahead and say that his wife is a psychotic cunt who is consumed by Tiger's money and celebrity status yet desperately insecure because she knows that she herself is nothing more than an attractively packaged cum dumpster whose only talent in life is making cocks spurt.

Turns out Tiger was the one who was out for the $ he would make on his image as a family man. Do you EVER get tired of being a stupid asshat?

Tiger would still have Nike golf, his biggest sponsor as well as others had he remained a tail chasing bachelor. And it's safe to say he'd be reasonably well off.

I suspect he married and had kids for the same reason most of us do.

He also shared another trait with normal males. He wanted some on the side. Why does it not surprise me that you think he is displaying anything other than normal male behavior, just like the multitude of talking head cunts on TV who don't understand this plain fact since they too were born without a set of gonads.

smackaholic wrote:Why does it not surprise me that you think he is displaying anything other than normal male behavior, just like the multitude of talking head cunts on TV who don't understand this plain fact since they too were born without a set of gonads.

Not that it isn't already common knowledge that you're a fuckin' retard, but you obviously were consumed with fondling your own set of gonads (and I'm giving you probably more credit than deserved in assuming you actually have a pair) during anatomy class. Try knowing the meaning of words before using them, mmkay?

Once again....and c'mon, try to get this on one bounce...

He's DONE. No more tourneys, no more ads, no more robotic acceptance speeches after sinking an unbelievably clutch putt for the win.....gone. Sort of like Madoff in a weird way..

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Once again....and c'mon, try to get this on one bounce...

He's DONE. No more tourneys, no more ads, no more robotic acceptance speeches after sinking an unbelievably clutch putt for the win.....gone. Sort of like Madoff in a weird way..

You're dead wrong. Only proof of PED use will be enough to end Tiger's career. He'll loose some sponsors. He may even lose all his sponsors, but I doubt it. Nike has too much invested in Tiger to pull the plug. What Tiger needs to do is come out next February or March with both guns blazing and snag some new trophies for the mantle. There's nothing like success to deal with bad press.

Smackie Chan wrote:

smackaholic wrote:Why does it not surprise me that you think he is displaying anything other than normal male behavior, just like the multitude of talking head cunts on TV who don't understand this plain fact since they too were born without a set of gonads.

Not that it isn't already common knowledge that you're a fuckin' retard, but you obviously were consumed with fondling your own set of gonads (and I'm giving you probably more credit than deserved in assuming you actually have a pair) during anatomy class. Try knowing the meaning of words before using them, mmkay?

OK, how 'bout male gonads? dipshit.

LTS TRN 2 wrote: He's DONE. No more tourneys, no more ads, no more robotic acceptance speeches after sinking an unbelievably clutch putt for the win.....gone.

would you like to make a wager on that?

smackaholic wrote: I suspect he married and had kids for the same reason most of us do.

Is that so?

Do tell, what was your reason?

He also shared another trait with normal males. He wanted some on the side. Why does it not surprise me that you think he is displaying anything other than normal male behavior...

This, coming from the guy who said he'd nail Jtr's starfish and engage in other unspeakable acts for a shot at some celebrity hottie.

This just in cockaholic: Cheating on your wife with even one woman, much less a dozen, is certainly not "normal male behavior".

Sure, you can look and fantasize all you want, but actually doing the deed, that's frowned upon.

Does your (latest) wife know what a shitdick she married? I'm sure the previous ones figured it out pretty quickly.

War Wagon wrote:

smackaholic wrote: I suspect he married and had kids for the same reason most of us do.

Is that so?

Do tell, what was your reason?

He also shared another trait with normal males. He wanted some on the side. Why does it not surprise me that you think he is displaying anything other than normal male behavior...

This, coming from the guy who said he'd nail Jtr's starfish and engage in other unspeakable acts for a shot at some celebrity hottie.

This just in cockaholic: Cheating on your wife with even one woman, much less a dozen, is certainly not "normal male behavior".

Sure, you can look and fantasize all you want, but actually doing the deed, that's frowned upon.

Does your (latest) wife know what a shitdick she married? I'm sure the previous ones figured it out pretty quickly.

the reason, you dumb fukk is that we, like all of god and Gawd's critters has an instinctual desire to procreate. This same instinct also is why we, as dude's want to bang multiple chicks, even if it means first sodomizing hollywood props.

As to whether or not it is "normal male behavior" let me assure you it is. Not defending it or even claiming that it is done by a majority of men, just that it is pretty damn common. Would your panties be a little less twisted had I used the word common in place of normal? If so, feel free to use that instead.

Toddowen wrote:Hold on, smackaholic...did I just read you saying that wanting to sodomize Jess the Rookie's starfish is normal male behaviour?

I guess Ellington or wherever it is that you live must be akin to the place the guys in Deliverance went on that canoeing trip.

Not quite, tod.

Wanting to bang multiple chicks is pretty much normal. My jess references are what I believe is called "hyperbole" by smart fellers.

As for ellington, it's still pretty much a cowtown, although we got us a big Y AND a McD's so, we're almost bigtime. If you want Deliverance in Connecticut, you needn't travel this far. Does Jewett City ring a bell? Or maybe Voluntown?

BSmack wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Once again....and c'mon, try to get this on one bounce...

He's DONE. No more tourneys, no more ads, no more robotic acceptance speeches after sinking an unbelievably clutch putt for the win.....gone. Sort of like Madoff in a weird way..

You're dead wrong. Only proof of PED use will be enough to end Tiger's career. He'll loose some sponsors. He may even lose all his sponsors, but I doubt it. Nike has too much invested in Tiger to pull the plug. What Tiger needs to do is come out next February or March with both guns blazing and snag some new trophies for the mantle. There's nothing like success to deal with bad press.

Sure, B-smack, what Tiger needs is a an around the world with a steaming blond. What he needs is a neatly ordered cloak of privacy behind which he can sink a "double eagle" in a healthy cougar. What he really needs is well-ordered regimen of "driving" practice with...oh, a steaming blond, etc.

Well, it's done and done. Over and out. The very notion that he can simply stroll out in a tourney and somehow retain that laser concentration and focus is a joke. Okay, he's too young to simply retire for good. I mean if Michael Vick can suit up and be accepted again in the NFL, anything's possible. And though we might think that Vick's barbaric behavior (and not just running the dog fighting ring, but gruesomely executing the losing dogs by attaching electrodes to their ears and throwing them into a swimming pool and gleefully watching as they desperately scraped at the sides of the pool while dying in agony) is far worse than Tiger's mere pre-Christian approach to sexual fulfillment, remember that the Golf World is in fact the very bastion of conservative, tight-assed, hypocrisy. So...as far as winning anything or even resembling the previous Tiger--the hidden, poster board fake Tiger--forget it. Remember, golf is only partially physical.

gruesomely executing the losing dogs by attaching electrodes to their ears and throwing them into a swimming pool and gleefully watching as they desperately scraped at the sides of the pool while dying in agony

Single worst thing I've ever read on these boards.

Fuck it. There is no god.

Toddowen wrote:As for Tiger, I think it's time for him to pick up the pieces
The first step will be the most difficult. But the sooner he takes it, the easier it'll be and the quicker he'll get over it.

Looks like he's getting over it. :)

Damnit, now they put Tiger in sex-addiction rehab. :x

That's not right, leave the man alone.

Tiger ‘in rehab to cure his sex drive

TIGER Woods was last night at the centre of a riddle over claims he has checked into a sex-addiction clinic.
The love-rat golfer is said to be on a strict six-week programme at a £5,000-a-week centre in South Africa.

Johnny Graaff, boss of Cape Town's exclusive Montrose Place clinic, said yesterday he could neither confirm nor deny Tiger was there.

The dad of two is also reported to have been treated at a similar clinic in Arizona, US.

Just what exactly does one do at a sex addict clinic?

Dude has piles of cash. His sex addiction really shouldn't be much of a problem.

A wife like that would make me a sex addict too. Holy freaking cats