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Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:13 pm
by Goober McTuber
Bucmonkey wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Hopefully, that trend will continue.
Why do you care?
Like Jack Nicklaus. Don't like Tiger.
And....BECAUSE IT'S....AWESOME.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 9:42 am
by poptart
Dinsdale wrote:Yeah, you're the brilliant one here, Pop.
Since Woods has only been the Player of the Year twice since this thread was originally posted.
I think you're grasping pretty badly with that, Dins.
In Tiger's first 12 years on the tour, he won PoTY 9 times.
Was nearly an annual event for him.
Oh, and of course he won 14 majors in those 12 years.
Now over the last 6 years, he's won PoTY 2 times.
And... ZERO majors over those 6 years.
Those 2 PoTY awards hardly make up for you, B, Felix, Van (others) from stepping all over your dicks in this thread.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:44 pm
by Felix
poptart wrote:
Those 2 PoTY awards hardly make up for you, B, Felix, Van (others) from stepping all over your dicks in this thread.
nobody has any idea of how badly (or not) Woods is injured....I remember posting about 10 years ago that eventually the guy was going to torque himself out of a job....you simply can't put as much stress as Woods puts on his hips and knees and not expect to suffer from it....the same thing is eventually going to happen to McIlroy and Fowler unless they quit swinging so hard....
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:31 am
by Rooster
Well, I see today that Woods is taking himself out of the pro game for the indefinite future. It's looking more and more like he is headed for the Senior Circuit. Dude has completely lost his edge.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:54 pm
by Dinsdale
Felix wrote:the same thing is eventually going to happen to McIlroy and Fowler unless they quit swinging so hard....
Or Jason Day.
The game has changed over the last couple of decades, primarily due to the success of Woods. Even long rough isn't the penalty it once was to the new breed of ultra-buff,
roided out, gym-rat players who take those vicious hacks out of the deep stuff.
I've always had pretty high swing-speed, but my days of trying to jack it 200+ out of long grass are behind me. Slamming the brakes on your upper body while driving it forward as hard as you can is rarely going to end well over time.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:03 am
by Left Seater
Bring back Freddy Couples.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 1:29 pm
by poptart
Tiger Woods fails to reach women's tee at Players Championship
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/05/09/golf/ ... index.html
:wink:
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 2:06 pm
by Goober McTuber
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 2:11 pm
by Goober McTuber
Oh yeah, rack Rickie Fowler.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 2:33 pm
by Felix
Goober McTuber wrote:Oh yeah, rack Rickie Fowler.
didn't you hear? fowler is, according to some of his peers, one of the most overrated players on the tour...poulter as well
http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/ian-p ... -tour-pros
I think the respondents were a bunch of non-descript vanilla players who couldn't get any press unless they burned down Butler cabin.....jealously does that to some people....
definitely rack ricky, a very cool cat and a deserving winner.....
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 2:53 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Goober McTuber wrote:Oh yeah, rack Rickie Fowler.
He looks a lot different without a hat on.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 2:54 pm
by Goober McTuber
Would you fuck him?
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 3:07 pm
by Goober McTuber
It was a simple question, tubby.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 4:10 pm
by mvscal
So that's his excuse this time? He's always got some kind of bullshit excuse for the fact that he just sucks.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 4:51 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote:Oh yeah, rack Rickie Fowler.
You don't get a whole lot of hot female ass around your neck of the woods, do you Gobbles?
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 5:17 pm
by BSmack
By tour standards that is double bag material.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 5:30 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:You don't get a whole lot of hot female ass around your neck of the woods, do you Gobbles?
I've had more than my share of hot female ass up around my neck.
She obviously wouldn't appeal to you. No way she's hiding a decent package in them skimpy knickers, right?
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 5:36 pm
by Goober McTuber
Whole lot of homo up in this thread. And by a fat little fuck and a hen-pecked Tom Hanks fan, no less.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 8:53 pm
by Goober McTuber
No, BSmack was dubbed as such by Arizona "clones" who he met up with.
You're a ginormous fat fuck.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 12:19 pm
by BSmack
Goober McTuber wrote:No, BSmack was dubbed as such by Arizona "clones" who he met up with.
You're a ginormous fat fuck.
No, that was Bitter Pat. You seriously have no fucking clue do you? You can't even get the acronym right.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 1:09 pm
by Goober McTuber
BSmack wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:No, BSmack was dubbed as such by Arizona "clones" who he met up with.
You're a ginormous fat fuck.
No, that was Bitter Pat. You seriously have no fucking clue do you? You can't even get the acronym right.
Skelly didn't call you a fat little fuck? Is that what you're trying to sell here?
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 2:17 pm
by BSmack
Goober McTuber wrote:Skelly didn't call you a fat little fuck? Is that what you're trying to sell here?
Skelly was a two bit dope dealer. And no, he didn't say that. You keep getting it wrong.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 3:32 pm
by Goober McTuber
BSmack wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:Skelly didn't call you a fat little fuck? Is that what you're trying to sell here?
Skelly was a two bit dope dealer. And no, he didn't say that. You keep getting it wrong.
Next thing you know, you'll be denying the Cheetos incident.
I've seen your photos. You're a fat little fuck. Period.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 3:42 pm
by BSmack
You are seriously dense to smack. If you believe everything Skelly said on Elba you probably believe hetero men would want to see your picture.
Ooops, I guess you do.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 3:51 pm
by Goober McTuber
1. I read it on the internet, it has to be true.
2. I've seen your photo, I know it's true.
3. I believe the correct quote is "Your too dense to smack".
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 12:18 pm
by Smackie Chan
Goober McTuber wrote:I believe the correct quote is "Your too dense to smack".
It is if
you're name is smackaholic.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 11:01 pm
by smackaholic
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2015 2:53 pm
by Goober McTuber
So he got to tee off first on Sunday. All by himself.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:22 am
by poptart
2015 U.S. Open
Eldrick: 80, 76, +16, 21 shots off the lead, missed cut
Saw him actually
duff a shot on Friday.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 11:21 am
by Screw_Michigan
BUT BUT BUT he's back!
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 11:35 am
by poptart
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:15 pm
by Screw_Michigan
His body language is worse than a fat girl at a meet market.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 1:46 pm
by smackaholic
No shit. I have never seen anyone look that defeated.
Stick a fork in his ass.
Looks like Jack's 18 majors is gonna hold up for a long, long time.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:47 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Van in March 2010 wrote:Tiger is not done. He will win more majors. Bare minimum, that fucker is not stopping until he has nineteen.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:48 pm
by Screw_Michigan
BSuck wrote in 2010 wrote:Jsc810 wrote:Likewise, Tiger may win again, but he will never be the same and he'll never be The Man. And you and he can forget about 19.
That is weapons grade stupid.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:57 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Killitard wrote in March 2010 wrote:
My guess is once the divorce is finalized, he'll go back to dominating the sport like he did.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:59 pm
by Screw_Michigan
BSuck wrote in August 2010 wrote:Love him or hate him, the man is too talented to never come back.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 3:00 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Go Coogs' wrote in August 2010 wrote:Tiger will beat Jack's record and probably has one more dominent year in him where he'll take 3 of 4 majors home. He's too damn good.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 2:10 am
by BSmack
Screw_Michigan wrote:BSuck wrote in August 2010 wrote:Love him or hate him, the man is too talented to never come back.
Considering he won 8 events, a POY and a Vardon Trophy after that post, I'll thank you for reminding me how right I was.
Re: AP: Woods to Return at Masters
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 5:51 am
by Roger_the_Shrubber
I just wanted to say, Good Luck...we're all counting on you.
PS - I am high
Carry on