T1B

RACK IT!

I'll borrow from Paul, DC.

It definitely applies to me.

This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief.


I surely am chief among the sinners, so don't expect much from me.
I probably won't be posting Vogel takes anytime soon.


That said, it's always an interesting dynamic when a non-Christian pops off and tells a Christian that he isn't Christian enough. :)

poptart wrote:That said, it's always an interesting dynamic when a non-Christian pops off and tells a Christian that he isn't Christian enough. :)

That'll happen when christians tell non-christians how to live.

Martyred wrote:

poptart wrote:
Genuine heart talk is genuine heart talk.


Know the difference.

DUDE. That is the tag-line for your radio show!

Heart Talk might work.

Just sad that Church Chat was already taken.


Wouldn't want a major lawsuit here.

poptart wrote:...when a non-Christian pops off and tells a Christian that he isn't Christian enough. :)

So...are you Christian enough?

poptart wrote:I surely am chief among the sinners, so don't expect much from me.

a self epiphany if ever there was one, just be more careful of casting stones.

we all fall short, my friend.

Marty wrote:So...are you Christian enough?

Are you Christian enough?

Could work, also, Marty.


I'll keep thinking.


Stone casters.

Has potential.


Booze, Bible, and Blab

Maybe.


Don't want to insult Wagon here, though.

War Wagon wrote:a self epiphany

Dins is going to want to punch you in the frontal lobe.

poptart wrote:when a sheriff elected by the people (of Arizona) to serve the people (of Arizona) finds that there is probable cause that felonies have been committed, who has authority to simply squash that and say, "Nothing to see here, move along?"

Who exactly is this person who decides this?

felonies???? this sounds pretty serious

but your guy is all over it......Crazy Joe thinks Son of Sam's dog is talking to him

pop...

Raiders and Revelations

Has potential, Van.


Gooks, Gospel, and Gab.



Foolix, the 'tard in question posted this on the interweb:

I plan to kill Joe Arpaio first.. He will be filled with a thousand bullet holes before the year is out.,
I promise you this. He won't fuck with Obama.

He will be buried 10 feet under and his whole family will be murdered along with him.

Don't like it? Come stop me. Come die before me.


I have NO idea why you would spin that as some kind of failure on Arpaio's part.

You feelin' alright?


Anyway, since Mikey ran away when I asked him the question, you can take his place and take a shot at it if you like.

poptart wrote:when a sheriff elected by the people (of Arizona) to serve the people (of Arizona) finds that there is probable cause that felonies have been committed, who has authority to simply squash that and say, "Nothing to see here, move along?"

Who exactly is this person who decides this?

Ugh. Sorry for the unprovoked shots poptart. That was more dickish than I care to be.

haha

As long as scat pics weren't posted, no foul.

Pretty much just another day at the office here.


One day somebody here is a dumbfuck ---> and the next day, you and 'dumbfuck' are ganging up to say that some other 'tard is a dumbfuck.


Round and Round.

- Ratt

poptart wrote:

van, thats not a sperm, its the female uterus or "womb" if you will. Did u forget your 7th grade biology?

poptart wrote:
Foolix, the 'tard in question posted this on the interweb:

I plan to kill Joe Arpaio first.. He will be filled with a thousand bullet holes before the year is out.,
I promise you this. He won't fuck with Obama.


He will be buried 10 feet under and his whole family will be murdered along with him.

Don't like it? Come stop me. Come die before me.

he changed his mind...he's gonna stop off and pick up a Wendy's single with cheese....

I have NO idea why you would spin that as some kind of failure on Arpaio's part.

how many times do you think arpaio has been threatened in his career? probably thousands, and by a lot scarier people than that whack job from tennessee.....the sad fact is crazy joe has gone off the deep end, and he's dragged a few of the looniest with him...

tart....don't go towards the light

poptart wrote:when a sheriff elected by the people (of Arizona) to serve the people (of Arizona) finds that there is probable cause that felonies have been committed

he has no authority to investigate anyone outside of arizona, probably no further than maricopa county....why the people of arizona or the arizona attorney general's office would tolerate this nonsense is beyond me....if he feels he has a strong enough case, the correct procedure would be to gather up his "evidence" take it to someone with jurisdictional authority (e.g. feds, AG, etc.)

but he won't because he knows they'd laugh him out of their offices....

he's an attention junky....nothing more, nothing less

Mikey wrote:

bradhusker wrote: Jesus' birth seems a lot more credible than Obama's, at this point, being born in a manger in the little town of Bethlehem, is a lot easier to swallow than being born in Hawaii.

Am I the only one who sees this clearly?

(this is amazing on so many levels)

Because a lot more people were born in mangers in Bethlemem than in Hawaii?

Mikey, you dont even know the half of it!! When I was a young lad growing up on the mean streets of the Bronx, instead of fighting with my fists, I used my brains!! I was a grandmaster by age ten.

I didnt just play chess, I played 3D chess on multiple levels!!! SO, for instance, on say level 6, if my pawn was getting sodomized by a Bishop? I could take a knight from another level, and have the Bishop castrated. You are waging battles on several different battlefields, SO, you must defend against all sorts of unsepeakable horrors! Forcible rape and sodomy being the least of them.

During my high school years, I was a smallish fellow, My major growth spurt didnt come until after I graduated high school. so I missed out on football, and played a lot of chess. Consequently, I got beat up by bullies all thru elementary and middle and high school. During my entire high school years, I stood just 5'3, with a mop of blond hair and glasses, I looked like the cousin Oliver from the brady bunch.
THEN, after high school, I had a massive growth spurt of epic proportions! Even the doctors were mystified!! Now today, I am a BIG GORILLA of a corn fed stud!! I am blessed with brains and brawn!

Funny how Bullies used to pick on and take advantage of a lil husker. NOW? In over 30 plus years, havent even seen a bully since, much less dealt with one. My guess is that most bullies, if not all of them, are cowards at best. They only go after the weak and small.

Felix wrote:
he has no authority to investigate anyone outside of arizona, probably no further than maricopa county....why the people of arizona or the arizona attorney general's office would tolerate this nonsense is beyond me....if he feels he has a strong enough case, the correct procedure would be to gather up his "evidence" take it to someone with jurisdictional authority (e.g. feds, AG, etc.)

but he won't because he knows they'd laugh him out of their offices....

he's an attention junky....nothing more, nothing less

You mean the big bad Sheriff from Arizona can't just go and 'rest people wherever he wantsta?

My God poptart are you really serious? You must have the intellectual capacity of a four year old on reds.

Van wrote:Not even Kenyan Jesus could get Nebraska over the hump.

NO, but Dr Tom could.

bradhusker wrote:female uterus

Van wrote:And yet, by definition, the New Testament is entirely forged. We won't even bother with the Old Testament.

:P

Van, please explain your faulty thinking here. "New Testament is entirely forged". How the fuck can accounts by say Mark, Luke, John, and Matthew, be forged? They wrote down what they experienced!!!!! IN OTHER WORDS, how do you forge your own experiences??????

For instance, I keep a journal. Date entry, July 28, 2000, went to graceland with my brother. WOW, was totally amazed at the hall of gold and platinum records!!! No other artist in the history of recorded sound has amassed the amount of gold and platinum that the KING did!! WOW!

NOW, how in fucks name can this be forged!!!

Same thing with the apostle Paul. He obviously wrote down his own recollections, HOW IS IT FORGED?

I am totally in the dark here about how you can come to the conclusion that the gospels were forged.

Please explain!!!! Can you offer PROOF that they are forgeries???? WHERE'S THE PROOF???

It's in the pudding.

Van wrote:"You are failing at Christianity!" is a great line. The exclamation point just nails it to the cross.

Van, shame on you, that is pure BLASPHEMY!!! Pop isnt by ANY means failing, neither am I. see, once you've been "born again" like me and pop, and baptized into the holy spirit, its like you have the ultimate "Get out of Hell Free" Card. Its like the one in monopoly, only, instead of the cartoon guy with the mustache, its made of GOLD, and has a christian fish symbol on it.

SO, when me and pop trip up every once and a while, we are "forgiven". We also eat at "chick filet" at least once a week.

YOU guys on the other hand? When you trip up? Being un-saved as you are, you inch closer and closer to extreme HELL -FIRE!!!!! (creepy evil laughter) WUAHAHAHAHAHA........

:twisted:

Martyred wrote:

Marty- do you put sno-caps in with the buttered popcorn? OR just cut a hole in the bottom?

Van wrote:It's in the pudding.

Van now you sound like Bill Cosby doing one of his famous jello- brand pudding commercials from the 70's.

Nothing happens, because nothing changed. At best, we get to enjoy a Thumpers vs Imams intellectual cripple fight.

Jsc810 wrote:

bradhusker wrote:I am totally in the dark here about how you can come to the conclusion that the gospels were forged.

Please explain!!!! Can you offer PROOF that they are forgeries???? WHERE'S THE PROOF???

What happens when a new discovery of a very old book changes everything?

Jsc, ok, I just clicked on your link? And guess what? Its without merit. Want to know why?

It hinges on the prophet Mohammed. AND THAT IS THE PROBLEM. You do realize that Mohammed slept with 8 year old girls? Thats not my opinion, its IN THE Koran!!!

Mohammed is not GOD. BUT, Jesus and GOD are one and the same. If you understand your theology, YOU would understand that this book does NOTHING to undermine Jesus' teachings.

This newly discovered book does NOT change the fact that JESUS is the CHRIST and SAVIOUR.
Remember, the prophet Mohammed is not on the same level as JESUS. Sure, muslims the world over view him as HOLY, but how can they have this belief, when they know that he slept with 8 year old girls? Does this mean that a billion and a half muslims are brain-washed?

Lets put it out there on the table and be brutally honest. IF the prophet Mohammed had sex with very young girls, HOW then can anything he says be taken seriously?

I demand an answer on this very serious question.

Felix wrote:he has no authority to investigate anyone outside of arizona, probably no further than maricopa county.

No authority to investigate??

pssst...

He's been investigating this now for a few months. :)

So sad that 'they' are allowing him, without authority, to keep investigating.

Felix wrote:AG

Yeah, I can't believe Joe hasn't turned his evidence over to Eric Holder.


Go get yourself a very long nap, Felix.

Mikey wrote:You mean the big bad Sheriff from Arizona can't just go and 'rest people wherever he wantsta?

When did I say he could go make an arrest?

I asked you a question, which neither you or Foolix answered.

The question:

poptart wrote:In Mikey's version of justice, when a sheriff elected by the people to serve the people, finds that there is probable cause that felonies have been committed, who has authority to simply squash that and say, "Nothing to see here, move along?"

Who exactly is this person who decides this?

Your answer, or answer by non-answer: Nobody.

So you folks will just have to suck it up as this thing moves along.

Van wrote:Nothing happens, because nothing changed. At best, we get to enjoy a Thumpers vs Imams intellectual cripple fight.

Van, I came to the same conclusion as you did. HOWEVER, I added some serious factual common sense for good measure.

If the prophet Mohammed did indeed sleep with very very young girls, as it is told in their holy book,
HOW THEN can anything he said or did be taken seriously?

Its a serious question, with serious implications. it DEMANDS serious answers.

brad wrote:If the prophet Mohammed did indeed sleep with very very young girls, as it is told in their holy book, HOW THEN can anything he said or did be taken seriously?

According to the prophet mvscal, Jesus had tons of super gay sex with lisping hordes of shit-dicked apostles, so I guess Muhammed vs Jesus is kind of a draw.

Van wrote:

brad wrote:If the prophet Mohammed did indeed sleep with very very young girls, as it is told in their holy book, HOW THEN can anything he said or did be taken seriously?

According to the prophet mvscal, Jesus had tons of super gay sex with lisping hordes of shit-dicked apostles, so I guess Muhammed vs Jesus is kind of a draw.

One small problem with your take, aside from it being a shit-stain on all humanity. YOU MADE IT UP.
When I posted what I did, its taken from the Koran. When you posted yours? Its nowhere to be found, anywhere in the gospels.

SO, can you come back to reality for a brief moment in time, or is that too much to ask?

Mikey wrote:My God poptart are you really serious?

Poptart's a... BIRTHER!!!

Can you imagine that somebody would actually be a... BIRTHER?? OMG!!


It's long been obvious that THE issue Barry supporters (and the overall establishment) fears more than any other is the Obama eligibility/background issue.

Jsc's behavior in this thread exemplifies the fear.

Absolute refusal to actually discuss it.

He posted links - and the very first one was taken apart (quite easily) by me.

And that is exactly what would have happened had he had the stones to engage and go right down his list of links.

Each one - shot full of holes.

Each supposed 'fact' trumpeted by him, shown to be quite dubious, indeed.


Overall, people are seriously ill-informed about what is going on with this issue.

The media and the political establishment has done a good job of skull-fucking the people into being good little lemmings.


There is, however, a segment of the population that is very much dialed in to the Obama fraud.

Yeah, yeah, I know... we're known as RACISTS!!!

bradhusker wrote:Mohammed is not GOD.

You're right. The picture that's emerging is becoming much more clear now. God is actually poptart disguised as the Archangel Michael!

The author of the Barnabas Gospel, paraphrased in Chapter 41, wrote:God, hidden as Archangel Michael, ran them (Adam and Eve)

I'm glad we've gotten to the bottom of this.

bradhusker wrote:When I was a young lad growing up on the mean streets of the Bronx, instead of fighting with my fists, I used my brains!!

Aw, that's too bad. Engaging the enemy unarmed was your first mistake.

I was a grandmaster by age ten.

I'll bet you were! What color belt is awarded to grandmasters in the ancient art of getting your ass kicked?

if my pawn was getting sodomized by a Bishop? I could take a knight from another level, and have the Bishop castrated. You are waging battles on several different battlefields, SO, you must defend against all sorts of unsepeakable horrors! Forcible rape and sodomy being the least of them.

This answers a lot of questions. Your knowledge & expertise in cockology is traceable to early childhood. Got it.

I got beat up by bullies all thru elementary and middle and high school.

So your T1B experience is simply a continuation of what you've had to endure your whole life. No wonder you appear so comfortable here.

I am blessed with brains

Believing everything you were told by those who allegedly loved you was your second mistake.

Van wrote:

War Wagon wrote:a self epiphany

Dins is going to want to punch you in the frontal lobe.

wags has a frontal lobe(s)?

DC Smackmaster wrote:Ugh. Sorry for the unprovoked shots poptart. That was more dickish than I care to be.

Yeah, this is really more of a DNA issue. You can't help but be dickish. :grin:

Good to see you around again. Your presence in chat/radio on Friday nights is highly encouraged.

Ditto - drop by chat, DC.

No birther, no Bible, no bullshit.


All fliends there.

poptart wrote:
No authority to investigate??

pssst...

He's been investigating this now for a few months. :)

So sad that 'they' are allowing him, without authority, to keep investigating.

from the arizona attorney generals' site

The Attorney General serves as the chief legal officer of the State. The Attorney General is mandated by our constitution and elected to a four-year term by the people of Arizona.

The Criminal Division's mission is to protect the citizens of Arizona by successfully investigating and aggressively and fairly prosecuting criminal cases within the State of Arizona and in representing the State in capital and non-capital appeals.

I would think at the very least, crazy joe would have the courtesy to run it by the attorney generals office before he goes off on a wild goose chase....

Yeah, I can't believe Joe hasn't turned his evidence over to Eric Holder.

yeah, me neither.....but it may have something to do with the fact that DOJ is planning to sue crazy joe over racial profiling and his departments half hearted efforts in investigating roughly 400 child sexual abuse cases....

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/05 ... ed-racial/

The United States Attorney is the chief federal law enforcement officer in the District of Arizona and is appointed by the President. United States Attorneys and their Assistant United States Attorneys prosecute violations of federal law and represent federal agencies in federal courts.

proper authority would be either the arizona ag, or the doj...not the maricopa county sheriff.....

So you folks will just have to suck it up as this thing moves along.

move along? it stalled out a long time ago....only crazy joe and his legion of believers keeps it alive

Smackie Chan wrote:

bradhusker wrote:Mohammed is not GOD.

You're right. The picture that's emerging is becoming much more clear now. God is actually poptart disguised as the Archangel Michael!

The author of the Barnabas Gospel, paraphrased in Chapter 41, wrote:God, hidden as Archangel Michael, ran them (Adam and Eve)

I'm glad we've gotten to the bottom of this.

bradhusker wrote:When I was a young lad growing up on the mean streets of the Bronx, instead of fighting with my fists, I used my brains!!

Aw, that's too bad. Engaging the enemy unarmed was your first mistake.

I was a grandmaster by age ten.

I'll bet you were! What color belt is awarded to grandmasters in the ancient art of getting your ass kicked?

if my pawn was getting sodomized by a Bishop? I could take a knight from another level, and have the Bishop castrated. You are waging battles on several different battlefields, SO, you must defend against all sorts of unsepeakable horrors! Forcible rape and sodomy being the least of them.

This answers a lot of questions. Your knowledge & expertise in cockology is traceable to early childhood. Got it.

I got beat up by bullies all thru elementary and middle and high school.

So your T1B experience is simply a continuation of what you've had to endure your whole life. No wonder you appear so comfortable here.

I am blessed with brains

Believing everything you were told by those who allegedly loved you was your second mistake.

WOW Smackie, I had no idea that you were a practicing "board certified" psychologist? You see a lot doctor, BUT are you able to turn that insightful spotlight inward, AND examine the very deep , dark, dank evil corners of your brain?? OR are you too afraid of what you'll find?

I'm sure Crazy Joe is investigating this case....Just like Orenthal is looking for the real killer....

And while some officers for municipal agencies have been given federal status (i.e. narcotics), I highly doubt Crazy Joe has been given such status. Especially under this administration.

bradhusker wrote:WOW Smackie, I had no idea that you were a practicing "board certified" psychologist?

[IKYABWAI]That's because the only board-certified -ologist 'round these parts is...you!![/IKYABWAI]

You see a lot doctor, BUT are you able to turn that insightful spotlight inward, AND examine the very deep , dark, dank evil corners of your brain??

Oh, Jeez...probably more often than would be considered healthy. Deep, dark, dank, & evil don't BEGIN to describe those corners.

OR are you too afraid of what you'll find?

Not anymore. I stopped being afraid once I abandoned all hope.

Jsc wrote:Please be assured that I have no fear whatsoever regarding this issue.

You came into the thread, posted a link (where Factcheck supposedly verified Barry's COLB), and refused to respond to my question to you about the link.

That's fear.


The COLB he posted online in 2008 is fake.

Factcheck's verification of it is fake as hell - as would have been pointed out to you, if you had been inclined to listen and look... instead of chugging down some more Kool-Aid.


Barry's selective service form is fake.
Every form from the time and location where his was supposedly done is stamped as 1980.... except Barry's. haha

Only Barry's is stamped as 80. oops.

Barry's forgers cut a 2008 stamping device in half, turned it upside down, and stamped his 1980 registration as 80.






The pdf file he passed off as his BC has OVERWHELMING problems.
It's fake - and quite embarrassingly so.


I'll Cliff Notes this next part, and believe me, there is MUCH more detail which could be gone into about it...

LONG story short, the verification Bennett just received from Hawaii does not say that what Barry passed out is a COPY of what they have in the vault there.

Further, as has been the norm with Hawaii Health Dept statements since this whole thing started in 2008, the wording on the verification is... squirrely.

It opens with A. Onaka saying, "A birth certificate is on file with the Department of Health indicating that Barack Hussein Obama II was born in Honolulu Hawaii."


Indicating? har...

Indicating.


How about confirming, documenting, affirming, establishing.

You're a lawyer... pfft... I guess.

You know about words.

Or maybe we should get Dinsdale in here.

Wait... no.



Barry might have been born in Hawaii.
He may have a BC of some sort in the Dept of Health there, I dunno.

We haven't seen his real thang yet, though.


He (or someone) is guilty of three felony forgeries.



I'll let you and Foolix chew on this post, laff, shit yourself, beat off, do whatever you want.


I'm out of this thread and will revisit it at a later date.



OUT........