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Aww, c'mon, that's a big ol' sport-tourer, not a zip-splat.

Funny, concerning and maddening all at the same time.

No doubt Boxer and Pelosi approved though.

harlem shake - best of, bitches.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:harlem shake - best of, bitches.

Wrong again...there is no "Best of" when the best sucks ass.



Fuck that shit...

Felix wrote:

Already have it on speed dial, but thanks anyways.

Atomic Panties

A very happy dog needs a good home.

http://fox4kc.com/2013/03/09/so-this-ha ... turday-am/

The Dead Pig Dumping Scandal

"6,000 and counting."

tsk tsk tsk, and you forgot this Mikey...

I'm a little off my game today.

you may have already seen this, but fuck this is funny.....

That's just a blatant attempt to make Marty twitch.

Sudden Sam wrote:

Felix wrote:you may have already seen this, but fuck this is funny.....

It was set up...obviously.

But it is funny.

If they hadn't went completely over the top with the bit where he runs another car off the road, it might have been believable. The writers of this commercial would make poor trollers.

Sudden Sam wrote:

Felix wrote:you may have already seen this, but fuck this is funny.....

It was set up...obviously.

But it is funny.

Of course it was set up.

Gordon actually made a right turn.

Roach wrote:Walmart now carries 3-D Bleeding Zombie Targets.



Somehow this has great social signifigance, knowing that a bleeding zombie target is as close as my local walmart. Just wtf signifigance, I'm not sure. They are allways out of ammo.

Never got the zombie thing. I get more satisfaction out of 10 in the 10 than I do spending money on some stupid shit target like that. I "heard" that some local people might have scored some ammo at Walmart yesterday. About fucking time.

Sudden Sam wrote:What a puss.

1 - how could a ball being coming toward you and you not catch it?

2 - was she doing her nails or something? hHow the hell does a ball hit you in the head if you're watching a ball game?

They're Cardinal fans. Any other questions?

She prolly didn't even feel the ball what with all those fat layers.

Sudden Sam wrote:I'm a Cards fan...been one since the early '60s.

I thought you were a Tribe fan? What the hell is going on here, Sudden Screw?

I'd like to see that little bastard try that shit against an SEC defense.

http://www.ketv.com/sports/huskers-exte ... swatch%2B7

An SEC defense? Hell, Wisky scored again on the previous play despite not even being there. Just look at that kid accelerate away from the Blackshirts.

landing on your chin at 30+ mph has to hurt a little.

Not worthy of a thread...

But I'm currently working in a city with a buuuuuuuunch of meth freaks... bigtime.

And I just saw a blind dude walking down the sidewalk, using the red cane... thwacked out of his fucking gourd. I considered following him, to see what kind of carnage the cane might cause when he finally met some oncoming pedestrian traffic -- fucking thing was waving around at an alarming clip.

Unrack me for being slow getting my phone out to get a video... it was awesomeness of the highest order.

Holee fhit.

This thread is still page 1

I wish I could find something interesting to post here on this thread. Some exclusive or local event that I could share here.

But it's all been bullshit.


Correction....all FUCKING bullshit.


It's all been shootings and murders and people freaking the fuck out over them.

It's all anyone ever seems to talk about or think about around here. Forget anything of budget shortfalls, bleak employment and economic outlooks, or even murders commited with a knife for justifiable reasons like teen angst and boredom.

Why just down the street from me some father with a wife and three kids was shot through the neck a couple of days before Christmas. He was just going to pick up some chinese take-out about 6 at night and wound up being snuffed by a piece if stray metal from somewhere. His last move was to pull into the Waterford bowling alley parking lot, which was on the way, and bleed.

A press conference the other day after, what, four months?- There are still no leads.

You go to the supermarkets and stores around here and folks just seem to be collectively anticipating the next person to break out their piece and start working his index finger on the business tab...writing the next story.


I wonder what will happen if they ever found out the shooter is some 14 year old minority who decided to step out his front door with "the real thing" after playing a SOCOM 4 and wanted to see if the thrill was the same as the game. Maybe he'll get a paid scholarship to one of our fine juvinille facilities for a few years before being released into the workforce for some hands on training before gaining his BA, MA, and PHD in the fine art of leech sucking crime.


What a nice representation of USA folks here in this neck.


It just instills such confidence in the future. I know the good folk we've all elected will fix this

When you drive away from the pump with the hose still in your filler neck, it's not supposed to gush out like that. I found this out the hard way once. Damn, was Haji pissed off.

smackaholic wrote:When you drive away from the pump with the hose still in your filler neck, it's not supposed to gush out like that. I found this out the hard way once. Damn, was Haji pissed off.

That is why I do not dare to drink and drive anymore. Because that is exactly what would happen to me after doing a single shot of bourbon.

Within minutes of slamming one, I would have to explain to the cop that I had only one single shot of Booker's in answer to his "How many drinks tonight?" question as he inspects the nozzle and hose dangling from my car and the puddle of gas in the parking lot.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/du ... 97171.html

Tha fuck is wrong with people?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Tha fuck is wrong with people?

Oh, get off your moral high horse, Mgo, and admit to experiencing a certain degree of arousal and fantasizing over that bird's rape and plumage.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/du ... 97171.html

Tha fuck is wrong with people?

He ran afowl of the law.

Saw this one last night. Bryce Harper, meet Dodger Stadium. Note the presence of a warning track you pretty boy moron.

Rack Vin Skullys call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHgOxJjhAUo


And this is how it all ends for Todd. Roach you need to watch this. Full 17 round clip emptied into that moron.

http://video-embed.cleveland.com/servic ... s6uqT6UiMm

Toddowen wrote:

Drunk, passed out women. Why am I not surprised this excites you.

Mix in a little race and get the trifecta.

White Cock wrote:
Mix in a little race and get the trifecta.

Derron wrote:Saw this one last night. Bryce Harper, meet Dodger Stadium. Note the presence of a warning track you pretty boy moron.

Rack Vin Skullys call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHgOxJjhAUo

Were you making a funny about Vin's call? I hope so. Dude had no clue what was going on. Cut on the forehead, oh wait just dirt. He convinced everyone he was going to stay, oh wait he is walking off. Is he wearing a chain, that must have cut him. Oh, there is a hurricane fence with wire that cut him.

:doh:

Left Seater wrote:

Derron wrote:Saw this one last night. Bryce Harper, meet Dodger Stadium. Note the presence of a warning track you pretty boy moron.

Rack Vin Skullys call.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHgOxJjhAUo

Were you making a funny about Vin's call? I hope so. Dude had no clue what was going on. Cut on the forehead, oh wait just dirt. He convinced everyone he was going to stay, oh wait he is walking off. Is he wearing a chain, that must have cut him. Oh, there is a hurricane fence with wire that cut him.

:doh:

You just have to roll with Vin's work. I remember listening to him on my Dads transistor radio has he did yard work in So Cal before we migrated to the U & L. Vin has some real quirks, but I listen to him for the memories of being a little kid learning to love baseball. As long as the topic is the Dodgers and the game at hand, and not other things, Vin can handle it pretty well for a 84 year old dude.

Roach wrote:

Derron wrote:And this is how it all ends for Todd. Roach you need to watch this. Full 17 round clip emptied into that moron.

http://video-embed.cleveland.com/servic ... s6uqT6UiMm

And that piece of shit deserved every one of them. It seems at about shot #2 or 3 of that last string he finally realizes he is fucked. Even #17 made him twitch a little.

Rack the guy who took him out, that sure beats spay/neuter.

goddamn right he deserved them. I am sure they will after action the cop and say, well he stopped shooting, you could have taken him in to custody then. Dude did the right thing and offed him. I think one of the last 17 was a miss and bounce off the pavement. bound to put one of two off target pulling the trigger that fast and hard. Rack him for reloading a fresh clip so he had plenty of rounds to finish the job.