The NBA Playoffs... begin.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:51 am

Papa Willie wrote: ↑Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:40 am
smackaholic wrote:Their needs to be a toolio/spray geeeetar battle on tunetown. Smackie can be the ref/judge/mc.

I'm putting 20 on the fat man.
He sells Chinese made wind chimes. Other than that and living in a hut of shit and needles, I don’t think he has a chance of being able to do much else...

I laughed.

Porky says he has me on ignore... but, every-time I post... he posts seconds later.

Too funny !

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:42 am

https://youtu.be/dsx2vdn7gpY[/youtube]

Game over, man! It’s game over!
/s/
Bill Paxton

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:42 am

The Whorriors took it up the @ss, just as Melton does on a nightly basis.

Too funny!

O Canada

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:59 am

Rack the internet and media.

The better team lost for the first time in NBA history.

It took the Warriors losing basically their entire starting lineup.

The internet is saying the real Champions... Are the Warriors.

And that'll Rack.

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:29 am

The beginning of the end always starts with injuries.

I remember working in Toronto during the 1989 championship, Pistons vs Lakers. Most in Toronto were Piston fans back then. At the time I thought Toronto would be a good NBA city, and it appears they are, congratulations Toronto.

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:36 am

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:43 am

The Raptors beat the Warriors G -League team.

Too funny.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:50 am

You can inscribe that on the internet trophy the Warriors just won.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:53 am

Sport medicine and training is far advanced, clubs like Leicester City won a Premier title by making it a priority. Who's minding and advising the Warriors, the local vet?

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:59 am

Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:50 am You can inscribe that on the internet trophy the Warriors just won.

You mean it's ok to put... once Lebron played in the Western Conference he couldn't even make the playoffs?

Yet, when he played in the east... they named Toronto... Lebronto ?

The Raptors beat a G league team "barely".

Congrats, I guess.

Too funny.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:10 am

Just another tweet from a Raptor fan...

As much of a disbeliever as I've been, I have to believe that GS would have definitely won tonight had Klay not gone down.
30 pts. Wow. He'd have gotten many more.

The entire internet is laughing at Lebronto's fake Championship.

Too funny.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:38 am

Klay with a torn ACL.

And he walked back on the court to shot free throws.

A true Warrior.

Unreal.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:33 pm

Props to our Canadian fans and lol at 200lio for melting like an ungrateful bitch.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:05 pm

There is only one inescapable conclusion that can be made from the outcome of this series: the Gods must be angry at Fiatlux for not sacrificing proper tribute to Them. The single thing which might mollify Their wrath is the life of Their high priest, Fiatlux.

Get to it chime maker. Your fate awaits you.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:33 pm

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:40 pm

Training camps start in 5 weeks.

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Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:36 pm

No one is doubting Klay Thompson's courage, you second-best, runner-up, consolation prize, participation ribbon wearing bitch.

I am your daddy.

You are my petulant child.

Now, don't make daddy get his belt... :x

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:37 pm

I AM YOUR DADDY,

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:44 pm

Post Of The Week:

Dr_Phibes wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:50 am You can inscribe that on the internet trophy the Warriors just won.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:21 am

I'm sorry 'Spray...Milton may be my delinquent son, causing me grief and heartache, but...

Spare the rod and spoil the child. (Although I'm sure Milton doesn't have a problem finding plenty of "rod" on his own).

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:52 am

So.. does the Golden Gate get delivered? Or have we to pick it up ourselves? Kids on bikes want to know.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jun 15, 2019 2:55 am

Free shipping with Amazon, dude. Just don't choose "Next Day Delivery"...that's where they rape your wallet...

:x

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:08 am

I'll sign for it, have them leave it out front. Don't bother with instructions, IKEA shite is all the same.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:26 am

Jeff Bezos can suck it.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:37 am

I spoke with the Gods... and we agreed it was time for canada to be proud of themselves.

The Gods said, they only get one year. We had a back and forth...and I finally agreed, thus canada finally won something. We had another argument about vowels and couldn't come to an agreement so we're going to let it stand as is.

The Raptors had the better team (with the loss of of two Warrior Hall of Famers) in the Finals and 3 other players playing with torn muscles and such.

I had a talk with Kahwi... and he told me he wants to spend the rest of his career with the Warriors... but, I told him we don't have room for dudes that travel.

Anyways, I called Balmer and he would love having Kahwi as a Clipper.

Look for "the claw" to bounce and come back home to Cal...ifronia.

the truth

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:09 am

My bad... I just a got a text from... Jane's addiction... and they said we gave it to canada... just because

opps... just because

m2

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:38 am

Beck just came in and texted me about his song about canada

Python · Post by **Python** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:43 am

You're a weird little dude.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:53 am

Python wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:43 am You're a weird little dude.

Are you still fat and living Louisiana ?

I haven't gotten a text from a fat guy from Louisiana.

I still have 35 minutes

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:25 am

That was weird... Python posted and wanted some love....

Here it comes from... San Francisco

Left Seater · Post by **Left Seater** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:40 am

Hanging out at Oakland airport this afternoon. Local sports radio was on in the ready room and some local dick slap was bitching about the Warriors injuries and how had they not been injured they would have won the title.

The guest (at least I think it was a guest) said something along the lines of, well if you are going to use the injury excuse then the 2015 title should go to Cleveland as they were up 2 games to 1 with a win at Oracle. Then Love and Irving were lost for the series and Oakland won.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:25 am

And if the guy's aunt had balls, she be his uncle. Wait a minute... this is the Bay area we are talking about. She probably IS his uncle!

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:16 am

Rooster wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:25 am And if the guy's aunt had balls, she be his uncle. Wait a minute... this is the Bay area we are talking about. She probably IS his uncle!

Do we have a Republican translator ?

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:40 am

I guess not.

Republicans don't like basketball.

It doesn't fit the "fat guy" that can't have sex anymore narrative .

Republicans are Comedy Gold.

FiatLux · Post by **FiatLux** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 5:04 am

Left Seater wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:40 am Hanging out at Oakland airport this afternoon. Local sports radio was on in the ready room and some local dick slap was bitching about the Warriors injuries and how had they not been injured they would have won the title.

The guest (at least I think it was a guest) said something along the lines of, well if you are going to use the injury excuse then the 2015 title should go to Cleveland as they were up 2 games to 1 with a win at Oracle. Then Love and Irving were lost for the series and Oakland won.

i laughed

Joe in PB · Post by **Joe in PB** » Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:08 pm

Did Toronto win the championship, or Detroit?

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smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:35 am

Rooster wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:25 am And if the guy's aunt had balls, she be his uncle. Wait a minute... this is the Bay area we are talking about. She probably IS his uncle!

We're talking Baghdad on the Bay here. His Aunt could have balls....and still be his Aunt. Or vice-versa. Gender is rather uhhh fuzzy out there.

Anyhoooo, toolio, your Papi del la Norte said you better get in the kitchen and make him a BLT. And you better use Canadian Bacon.

Softball Bat · Post by **Softball Bat** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:42 am

Toronto had its parade today.

Was it a pride parade?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:47 am

Joe in PB wrote: ↑Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:08 pm Did Toronto win the championship, or Detroit?

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When you ball like a champion...

...you nig-it-up like a champion.

I only wish....~sob~...mvscal were still alive to participate in this thread...~choke~sob~....
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

I'm pouring one out for you and wags, ol' bud... :cry: :cry: :cry:
Here's to friends no longer with us.... :cry:

Kierland · Post by **Kierland** » Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:28 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: ↑Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:47 am
I only wish....~sob~...mvscal were still alive to participate in this thread...~choke~sob~....
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

I'm pouring one out for you and wags, ol' bud... :cry: :cry: :cry:
Here's to friends no longer with us.... :cry:

Go to pedo.net if you want to blow your little yellow friend.