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It's basically a foregone conclusion. After J D joined the ticket with his stunningly beautiful Indian wife, president trump will now take Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Nevada and Arizona.

And that, as they say, is. GAME OVER.
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JPGettysburg wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:26 pm It's basically a foregone conclusion. After J D joined the ticket with his stunningly beautiful Indian wife, president trump will now take Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Nevada and Arizona.

And that, as they say, is. GAME OVER.

Yet you'll still have some like Diego who will stubbornly vote to take 4 more years of a big dikk in the ass
well kiss my ass and call it rosy
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General Peters wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:48 pm
JPGettysburg wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:26 pm It's basically a foregone conclusion. After J D joined the ticket with his stunningly beautiful Indian wife, president trump will now take Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Nevada and Arizona.

And that, as they say, is. GAME OVER.

Yet you'll still have some like Diego who will stubbornly vote to take 4 more years of a big dikk in the ass
Just come out of the closet & stop projecting all your sexual fantasies, General Putz.
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General Peters wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2024 11:48 pm
JPGettysburg wrote: Fri Jul 19, 2024 9:26 pm It's basically a foregone conclusion. After J D joined the ticket with his stunningly beautiful Indian wife, president trump will now take Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Nevada and Arizona.

And that, as they say, is. GAME OVER.

Yet you'll still have some like Diego who will stubbornly vote to take 4 more years of a big dikk in the ass
Yes,
The soviet socialists and nazi socialists knew the power of propaganda over the weak minded masses. And today's criminally corrupt racist left-wing democrat party controls pretty much the entire press, media and academia.
And the similarities don't stop at propaganda.
Today's left-wing democrats have weaponized the very government against president trump, just like the soviet socialists and nazi socialists weaponized their governments against their political enemies.
It would NOT surprise me one bit if this assassination attempt was an "inside job" after eight years of witnessing the weaponization of this criminally corrupt government.
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Dump's doc has put out a new memo on the incident last Saturday.




Trump sustained 2 cm-wide gunshot wound to ear, his
former physician says


https://www.politico.com/news/2024/07/2 ... r-00169963




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2 centimeters-wide gunshot wound?

Fans, get out your ruler and look at how large 2 centimeters is.

Does someone want to point out to me where the "2 centimeter-wide gunshot wound
to the top of Trump's ear" is located in this photo?

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Softball Bat wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 10:56 pm Dump's doc has put out a new memo on the incident last Saturday.




Trump sustained 2 cm-wide gunshot wound to ear, his
former physician says


https://www.politico.com/news/2024/07/2 ... r-00169963




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2 centimeters-wide gunshot wound?

Fans, get out your ruler and look at how large 2 centimeters is.

Does someone want to point out to me where the "2 centimeter-wide gunshot wound
to the top of Trump's ear" is located in this photo?

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Softball Bat wrote: Sat Jul 20, 2024 10:56 pm Dump's doc has put out a new memo on the incident last Saturday.




Trump sustained 2 cm-wide gunshot wound to ear, his
former physician says


https://www.politico.com/news/2024/07/2 ... r-00169963




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2 centimeters-wide gunshot wound?

Fans, get out your ruler and look at how large 2 centimeters is.

Does someone want to point out to me where the "2 centimeter-wide gunshot wound
to the top of Trump's ear" is located in this photo?

tia
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I am grilling... you.

Tell me where the 2 centimeters-wide gunshot wound is on Donald's ear?
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Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 10:00 pm I am grilling... you.

Tell me where the 2 centimeters-wide gunshot wound is on Donald's ear?
Are you serious?
The top of his ear looks like bloody roast beef, like your ex's vagina.
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You are high.
Or in denial.

Noted.
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Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 10:16 pm You are high.
Or in denial.

Noted.
If you don't understand that our government paid a nerdy low IQ geek to assassinate president trump,

You're either in denial or drunk.
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Softball Bat wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 10:00 pm I am grilling... you.

Tell me where the 2 centimeters-wide gunshot wound is on Donald's ear?
Who says it was 2cm? Someone who didn't actually examine the wound?

Clearly, he was grazed by a bullet. The round in question is 5.56mm which appears consistent with the injury. If you are attempting to minimize this or pretend that it didn't happen, you are mentally ill.
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mvscal wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:09 am
poptart wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 10:00 pm I am grilling... you.

Tell me where the 2 centimeters-wide gunshot wound is on Donald's ear?
Who says it was 2cm? Someone who didn't actually examine the wound?
ummm...

Doc Ronny, who says he has "evaluated and treated Donald's wound daily."

He put a medical statement out yesterday, which I linked to and commented on.


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Countersigned: Vince McMahon.

Vince knew exactly how and where to plant the ketchup bloodpack on Rump when his WWE heels (dressed as secret service) tackled him and covered what they were doing down on the ground.

The Von Erich family used to employ the same tactics at Starcade.
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Softball Bat wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:04 am
mvscal wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:09 am
poptart wrote: Sun Jul 21, 2024 10:00 pm I am grilling... you.

Tell me where the 2 centimeters-wide gunshot wound is on Donald's ear?
Who says it was 2cm? Someone who didn't actually examine the wound?
ummm...

Doc Ronny, who says he has "evaluated and treated Donald's wound daily."
Without a medical license?
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Diego in Seattle wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:32 am
Softball Bat wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:04 am
mvscal wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:09 am

Who says it was 2cm? Someone who didn't actually examine the wound?
ummm...

Doc Ronny, who says he has "evaluated and treated Donald's wound daily."
Without a medical license?
A low IQ, "race baiting" dirty slut from California is the presumptive nominee of your party, and your main concern is Doc Ronny?

Dude, get your fuckin' priorities in order.
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Diego has Doc Ronny Derangement Syndrome. Search his recents posts for Ronny references and you'll see what I mean.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 5:49 pm Diego has Doc Ronny Derangement Syndrome. Search his recents posts for Ronny references and you'll see what I mean.
Yeah, Ronnie's a pill pushing quack who got busted down in rank after retirement because of his awful behavior in the Dump White House. He is completely full of shit and is unworthy of trust.

Hope that helps.
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 5:49 pm Diego has Doc Ronny Derangement Syndrome. Search his recents posts for Ronny references and you'll see what I mean.
Diego had better start respecting Doctors because he's of the age where cancer lurks in his prostate.

He'd better book an appointment with Doc Ronny ASAP, otherwise, he'll end up like O.J. Simpson and Bill Walton.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 6:04 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 5:49 pm Diego has Doc Ronny Derangement Syndrome. Search his recents posts for Ronny references and you'll see what I mean.
Yeah, Ronnie's a pill pushing quack who got busted down in rank after retirement because of his awful behavior in the Dump White House. He is completely full of shit and is unworthy of trust.

Hope that helps.
Nope.

Diego's panties are knotted and putting pressure on his balloon knot because Trump said Johnson instead of Jackson this one time.
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Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 6:04 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 5:49 pm Diego has Doc Ronny Derangement Syndrome. Search his recents posts for Ronny references and you'll see what I mean.
Yeah, Ronnie's a pill pushing quack who got busted down in rank after retirement because of his awful behavior in the Dump White House. He is completely full of shit and is unworthy of trust.

Hope that helps.
The only medical update the public has received about Dump's incident a week ago is from Doc Ronny.


The bullet struck the top of Dump's right ear. The bullet track produced a 2 cm wide wound that
extended down to the cartilaginous surface of the ear.



We can all look at the photo of Dump's ear and see that this information is blatantly false.

It is a joke.
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Softball Bat wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 6:14 pm
We can all look at the photo of Dump's ear and see that this information is blatantly false.

It is a joke.
Rack this blast, Bat!

Total joke, ketchup/blood packet donated by Vince McMahon and his shady WWE enterprise, and shown how to employ by the Bolsheviks (the wrestlers, not the political group run by Phibes).
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L45B wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 6:19 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 6:14 pm
We can all look at the photo of Dump's ear and see that this information is blatantly false.

It is a joke.
Rack this blast, Bat!

Total joke, ketchup/blood packet donated by Vince McMahon and his shady WWE enterprise, and shown how to employ by the Bolsheviks (the wrestlers, not the political group run by Phibes).
If this WAS indeed a "set-up" a fully staged event by Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan, and the WWF,
Wouldn't Merrick Garland and the DOJ, already be serving arrest warrants by now?
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JPGettysburg wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 6:26 pm
L45B wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 6:19 pm
Softball Bat wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 6:14 pm
We can all look at the photo of Dump's ear and see that this information is blatantly false.

It is a joke.
Rack this blast, Bat!

Total joke, ketchup/blood packet donated by Vince McMahon and his shady WWE enterprise, and shown how to employ by the Bolsheviks (the wrestlers, not the political group run by Phibes).
If this WAS indeed a "set-up" a fully staged event by Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan, and the WWF,
Wouldn't Merrick Garland and the DOJ, already be serving arrest warrants by now?
They're in on it because... *checks notes*... Epstein client list? 🤷‍♂️
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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 6:09 pm
Screw_Michigan wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 6:04 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 5:49 pm Diego has Doc Ronny Derangement Syndrome. Search his recents posts for Ronny references and you'll see what I mean.
Yeah, Ronnie's a pill pushing quack who got busted down in rank after retirement because of his awful behavior in the Dump White House. He is completely full of shit and is unworthy of trust.

Hope that helps.
Nope.

Diego's panties are knotted and putting pressure on his balloon knot because Trump said Johnson instead of Jackson this one time.
Are you sure that it's not the time Dump said Nimrata Haley instead of Nancy Pelosi at another time?
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Looks like he healed up really fast and nice

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ullet.html

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Wow, what a man!

Less than two weeks later, it looks like a 2 cm wide gunshot wound to his ear never happened!


Wait...



What?
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That is fucking weird.

WTF is going on here?
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Quite obviously, the official story is total baloney.
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I'm going to withold comment until Diego drops another red hot Ronny Jackson/Johnson take. He lives for that shit and it never gets old.
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Softball Bat wrote: Sat Jul 27, 2024 7:56 pm Image

Quite obviously, the official story is total baloney.
Proof the is the One Chosen by God to Lead Us out of this land of Satan, Communists, Drag Queens and Childless Cat Ladies.
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Mikey wrote: Sun Jul 28, 2024 12:26 am Proof the is the One Chosen by God to Lead Us out of this land of Satan, Communists, Drag Queens and Childless Cat Ladies.
Drag queens?! You say drag queens? Fuck yeah! TRUMP!!!


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I told all of you what happened and now you’re finally paying attention.

Slump colluded with Cheeto’l and Vince McMahon and the Barry Horowitz lineup of secret service “agents” to stage one of the biggest deceptions in American history, using smoke and mirrors and blood / ketchup packets.

Guaranteed the shooter, the supposed victims and Cheeto’l are all basking somewhere on the same beach.

Now the Illusionist Trump wants to return to Butler PA for a reunion. Hmmm I wonder why. I think it’s a safe bet next time that Blump will levitate after being shot at by UFOs. And this will bamboozle poor Kamala like it did Joe the first time and they will have to replace her with my very own travel agent, Pete BootaJudge. But he would anally blast Trump in a debate so that would be okay by me, even though I voted for Joe in the primary (and slipped in a written post-it note with Kamala as my second choice), in my home 14th district of NY.
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