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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:25 pm
by Goober McTuber
RumpleForeskin wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote: Do you hang out by the bike racks?
Seein' how I started the elementary school blasts
My bad. I thought you were trying to associate me with Cuda.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:37 pm
by Bizzarofelice
I'm going to spread this thread on my lawn and watch it grow maggoty.

This trolljob's gotta go somewheres. Just meandering now.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:57 pm
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:
cinderella_undercover wrote: No but seriously, did I "lump you in" at some point?
No, but you were heading in that direction.

The KC contingent (that wasn't banned) ain't so bad. Most these putz who rag on KC are clueless, but they think they can get away with it unscathed. I'm not down with guilt by association, or proximity.

I'm keeping a list, and there will be a reckoning.
You aren’t guilty by association, Whitey. You’re guilty by being the leading IKYABWAI retard. If you’re keeping a list of people that think you’re a dumbfuck, you best have a big-ass piece of paper.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:49 pm
by ElvisMonster
cinderella_undercover wrote:...rummaging through my posts like Kitty Dukakis through a medicine cabinet...
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:51 pm
by War Wagon
Goober McTuber wrote: You’re guilty by being the leading IKYABWAI retard.
Ooh, look. It's Goobs out for his daily constitutional of drive-bye ankle gummings. Don't your jaws ever get tired of sucking you sad, pathetic little man?

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:57 pm
by Goober McTuber
Whitey,

You were supposed to call me a retard. You’re slipping.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:24 pm
by Dog
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Rumple's simply confusing getting a lot of woman with getting a lot of women.

The latter is a feat. The former is something usually left for drunk college guys named Moorese who'll have a funny story to tell on message boards someday. But for some reason, this dude decided to turn the joke into every-day-reality...by calling it "marriage."

Props...I guess.

^^^^^Seriously one of the better posts I've seen on any board for a while. :lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:37 pm
by War Wagon
Goober McTuber wrote: You were supposed to call me a retard. You’re slipping.
Sorry to disappoint, however, I'm sure you're quite used to that feeling.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:53 pm
by Johnny Cakes
Mister Bushice wrote:
RumpleForeskin wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Rumple's simply confusing getting a lot of woman with getting a lot of women.

The latter is a feat. The former is something usually left for drunk college guys named Moorese who'll have a funny story to tell on message boards someday. But for some reason, this dude decided to turn the joke into every-day-reality...by calling it "marriage."

Props...I guess.
Yeah, cus' you know me huh? Too bad you don't fall under either one of these categories. Maybe one day when you pop your cherry to an early version of an Adrian Pennino whom you will meet at a local GameStop, then you can perhaps shed some light on the subject.

Until then, STFU.
Look, you fucking dumbass. The only threads around here where people brag about fucking fat women also involved being saturated with alcohol on weekend nights after 1am, with a "fuck it, this is the best I'm gonna do" attitude rolled in for an excuse.

Coming in here bragging about banging for life the equivalent of last call ass is no fucking accomplishment for anyone.
It is what we call a "365-night" stand up here in New Hampshire.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:09 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Johnny Cake wrote:It is what we call a "315 to Windrixville" stand up here in New Hampshire.
You dig okay.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:10 pm
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: You were supposed to call me a retard. You’re slipping.
Sorry to disappoint, however, I'm sure you're quite used to that feeling.
Being disappointed in your posts, Whitey? No, I find your perception of yourself as a quality poster and some kind of internet badass to be quite amusing.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:41 pm
by War Wagon
Goober McTuber wrote: Being disappointed in your posts, Whitey? No, I find your perception of yourself as a quality poster and some kind of internet badass to be quite amusing.
I'm glad that a pillow biter like yourself understands my self-perception. Amusing a punk like you is what I strive towards. Run along now and find somebody more your speed. I'm sure there's some poster, somewhere, yearning to be racked by a complete and utter tool.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:52 pm
by Dog
War Wagon wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: Being disappointed in your posts, Whitey? No, I find your perception of yourself as a quality poster and some kind of internet badass to be quite amusing.
I'm glad that a pillow biter like yourself understands my self-perception. Amusing a punk like you is what I strive towards. Run along now and find somebody more your speed. I'm sure there's some poster, somewhere, yearning to be racked by a complete and utter tool.
I post at stucknut. I'm always racked by complete and utter tools.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:54 pm
by Felix
Dog wrote: I post at stucknut. I'm always racked by complete and utter tools.
that's no excuse.......

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:02 pm
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:Amusing a punk like you is what I strive towards.
You have excellent goals, Whitey. At least they’re attainable. And maybe some day people will laugh with you.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:30 pm
by ElvisMonster
Dog wrote:I post at stucknut. I'm always racked by complete and utter tools.
I have 25 "racks" there. I think all but 2 of 'em are from timmah. The trads at the nut are totally are UnWAR about me. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:39 pm
by YD
ElvisMonster wrote:
Dog wrote:I post at stucknut. I'm always racked by complete and utter tools.
I have 25 "racks" there. I think all but 2 of 'em are from timmah. The trads at the nut are totally are UnWAR about me. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
the trads don't like anything that is good or funneh anymore.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:46 pm
by ElvisMonster
timmay wrote:the trads don't like anything that is good or funneh anymore.
You're just trying to make me feel better. Not that I'm against it or anything, I just see you workin' is all.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:25 pm
by dotdotdot
timmay wrote:
ElvisMonster wrote:
Dog wrote:I post at stucknut. I'm always racked by complete and utter tools.
I have 25 "racks" there. I think all but 2 of 'em are from timmah. The trads at the nut are totally are UnWAR about me. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
the trads don't like anything that is good or funneh anymore.
Who are you to decide what is good or funneh?

:meds:

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:28 pm
by ElvisMonster
Who are you to decide who decides what is good or funneh?

:meds:

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:30 pm
by dotdotdot
I have been told that I am [sarcasm]teh epitome of teh funneh[/sarcasm].


:oops:

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:35 pm
by Bizzarofelice
dot dot dot ryan wrote:I have been told that I am [sarcasm]teh epitome of teh funneh[/sarcasm].
You are an errand boy sent by grocery clerks.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:38 pm
by YD
dot dot dot ryan wrote:
Who are you to decide what is good or funneh?

:meds:
someone who is better and funnier than you

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:44 pm
by dotdotdot
timmay wrote:
dot dot dot ryan wrote:
Who are you to decide what is good or funneh?

:meds:
someone who is better and funnier than you
*rimshot*

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:09 pm
by Dog
dot dot dot ryan wrote:I have been told that I am [no sarcasm]teh epitome of teh trad[/no sarcasm].


:oops:
FTFY


Pelvis Thrunster, I'm pretty sure I've racked you more than two times. Probably not as much as Timmuh, but he's got a mancrush.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:17 pm
by YD
I hate it how when you think a poster is funneh or entertaining and you read their stuff, you are automaticly ghey and have a mancrush.

that aside, I kind of heart the guy in a non flaming sort of high five dude way.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:23 pm
by Ana Ng
I'm so glad I got outta this thread when I did.

Awwwwww, crap!

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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:28 pm
by YD
jump!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:26 am
by RumpleForeskin
i think EM is one funny guy

/s/

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:37 am
by Systematic Jackass
Alright! We got movie quotes from the late 80s being represented.

Timmay must post here

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:40 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Systematic Jackass wrote:We got movie quotes from the late 80s being represented.


There are two movies referenced on this page. Neither are from the 80s.

Apocalypse Now was 79. Goodfellas was 90.





Troll on, shit troll....

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:15 pm
by Dog
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Systematic Jackass wrote:We got movie quotes from the late 80s being represented.


There are two movies referenced on this page. Neither are from the 80s.

Apocalypse Now was 79. Goodfellas was 90.





Troll on, shit troll....
Damn, you off on both by one freakin year! You suck!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:28 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dog wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Systematic Jackass wrote:We got movie quotes from the late 80s being represented.


There are two movies referenced on this page. Neither are from the 80s.

Apocalypse Now was 79. Goodfellas was 90.





Troll on, shit troll....
Damn, you off on both by one freakin year! You suck!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078788/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099685/



Fuck off, moron.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:00 pm
by Dog
Moron's are people who think somebody is talking to them when they are actually talking to somebody else.

excuse the poor quoting etiquette, but you should've been smart enough to figure it out.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:12 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Dog wrote:Moron's are people...
...who can't spell the word morons.

What do I win?
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Hey... are you related to T-REX? You can't to blame others for your own shit posts.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:41 pm
by Ana Ng
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Dog wrote:Moron's are people...
...who can't spell the word morons.
Cards fan....

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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:58 pm
by YD
paging baceweiserfelice........

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:07 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dog wrote:Moron's are people who think somebody is talking to them when they are actually talking to somebody else.

excuse the poor quoting etiquette, but you should've been smart enough to figure it out.
You mean like where you addressed ucant’s reply to Systematic Jackass? I’m supposed to be able to figure out that you were actually addressing Systematic Jackass? Forget about the etiquette, you’re too stupid to be posting on a message board. Moron.

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:22 pm
by Ana Ng
Goober McTuber wrote: You mean like where you addressed ucant’s reply to Systematic Jackass? I’m supposed to be able to figure out that you were actually addressing Systematic Jackass? Forget about the etiquette, you’re too stupid to be posting on a message board. Moron.
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:23 pm
by Dog
Goober McTuber wrote:
Dog wrote:Moron's are people who think somebody is talking to them when they are actually talking to somebody else.

excuse the poor quoting etiquette, but you should've been smart enough to figure it out.
You mean like where you addressed ucant’s reply to Systematic Jackass? I’m supposed to be able to figure out that you were actually addressing Systematic Jackass? Forget about the etiquette, you’re too stupid to be posting on a message board. Moron.
Wow, I gave you too much credit. I'll recap.

Syetematic Jackass posted that there were two 80's movie resets.
Ucant pointed out that one movie was 1979 and one was 1990.
Both of those movies are 1 year off from being considered an 80's movie.
Yet you couldn't figure it out that I quoted the whole conversation and not just one post.
I get it, you suck at math. Silly me for assuming you could add and subtract ONE year.