Beat Off

[Jay in Phoenix]

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you under the impression that I read your posts?

You know, for someone who maintains he doesn't read my posts, you sure do respond a lot. Hypocrite much Deetard?

[Goober McTuber]

Now then, as Whitey wishes to return to the topic of drummers, I agree with the assessment that Bonham had a skill set that was masterful. He could not only shred, but as was pointed out earlier, his riffing on "Fool in the Rain" showed his diversity. There aren't that many drummers that can replicate his performance. One drummer who hasn't been mentioned so far is Danny Carey of Tool. While I wouldn't go so far as to say he is the best, his quantized style and unique time signatures set him apart from his contemporaries. I can't think of any other tympanum thrasher currently working who can match him.

Dave Raun is pretty damn good.

Not familiar with Raun, but, Danny Carey is pretty awesome.

http://www.drummagazine.com/features/post/dave-raun

[Dee Snutz]

Oh, I'm sorry. Were you under the impression that I read your posts?

You know, for someone who maintains he doesn't read my posts, you sure do respond a lot. Hypocrite much Deetard?

And for someone who claims to be done w this thread, you sure haven't been able to be done w this thread.

Here, Jay. C'mon boy.

[ML@Coyote]

And for someone who claims to be done w this thread...

Where exactly did this happen. Am I missing something?

[Dee Snutz]

And for someone who claims to be done w this thread...

Where exactly did this happen. Am I missing something?

Hey, Jay. ML doesn't read your shit posts either.

[ML@Coyote]

And for someone who claims to be done w this thread...

Where exactly did this happen. Am I missing something?

Hey, Jay. ML doesn't read your shit posts either.

Show me where Jay claimed to be done with this thread, and I'll apologize to Jay for not reading his "shit" posts.

[Dee Snutz]

Show me where Jay claimed to be done with this thread, and I'll apologize to Jay for not reading his "shit" posts.

Oh look, ML's gonna trick me into going back reading Jay's shit posts. I ain't falling for this shit.

[Mace]

Show me where Jay claimed to be done with this thread, and I'll apologize to Jay for not reading his "shit" posts.

Oh look, ML's gonna trick me into going back reading Jay's shit posts. I ain't falling for this shit.

Yep, you're way too clever to fall for that one. :roll: You're supposed to pull the string from outside the box.

[Dee Snutz]

Yeah, I'm sure you know a thing or two about pulling a string out of your box, Mace.

[Mace]

Yeah, I'm sure you know a thing or two about pulling a string out of your box, Mace.

Let's see....since your arrival you've shown that you know nothing about the infield fly rule, even less about marketing in the music industry, and are failing miserably in comedy department. Atta boy! Keep up the good work.

[Dee Snutz]

Yeah, I'm sure you know a thing or two about pulling a string out of your box, Mace.

Let's see....since your arrival you've shown that you know nothing about the infield fly rule, even less about marketing in the music industry, and are failing miserably in comedy department. Atta boy! Keep up the good work.

A. The infield fly rule according to the letter of the rule.

The infield fly rule is a judgment call, as the rule states that "The judgment of the umpire must govern"

It's a judgement call. So quit acting like you're conclusively right.
B. Who here is the marketing genius in the music industry w credentials? I'd like that person to step forward because he's doing a shitty job. The music industry is dead. Record companies are folding, Nobody's getting paid anymore. So who is that person? Seriously, Mace, learn to shut the fuck up about shit of which you know nothing.
C. Comedy? Are you Bill Hader hiding on the internet? Seriously, refer to the bold print in B.

[Mace]

Seriously? Jay and ML haven't kicked your ass enough? Are you curious as to whether I wear bigger boots? Well, okay, dumbfuck.

A. The infield fly rule according to the letter of the rule.

The infield fly rule is a judgment call, as the rule states that "The judgment of the umpire must govern"

It's a judgement call. So quit acting like you're conclusively right.

I am conclusively right, you ignorant piece of shit, as was the umpire who made the call. And the next time you quote a rule, quote the entire rule, dumbass.

B. Who here is the marketing genius in the music industry w credentials? I'd like that person to step forward because he's doing a shitty job. The music industry is dead. Record companies are folding, Nobody's getting paid anymore. So who is that person?

As Bsmack already told you, it was Brian Epstein....and, yeah, he's dead, but his technique for selling the Beatles is now being used to sell other entertainers like Bieber. Funny how folks in the business were smart enough to recognize how he did it even though you're not.

Seriously, Mace, learn to shut the fuck up about shit of which you know nothing.

"Shit" like baseball rules? Oh, okay, hotshot. :roll:

C. Comedy? Are you Bill Hader hiding on the internet? Seriously, refer to the bold print in B.

No, I'm not Hader. I'm just the guy using ordinary effort (remember that part of the rule) to kick your ass.

[ML@Coyote]

He's a real nowhere boy,
Typing on his nowhere toy,
Listing all his nowhere ploys
For nobody.

Aching to be looked up to
For his genius point of view
As an expert in a thing or two.

Nowhere boy, please listen
The shiny stuff, that glistens
Round your rear, is a sign
We all love having you here

Keep up with your dullard gibes
Twisting facts and telling lies
You’ll come across as being wise
To nobody

[Mace]

Rack ML. Was that an early Bieber tune?

[War Wagon]

Show me where Jay claimed to be done with this thread, and I'll apologize to Jay for not reading his "shit" posts.

about 8 posts up from where you dropped this. Not really hard to find, but I don't blame you for not reading it. Total waste of time and all you 2 seem to do here lately is parrot each other anyway. It's gotten to the point where I can't tell you apart... wait, I take that back. Jay is the long winded, tedious one. You're just tedious.

I am curious about something, though. You both seem to have such a high opinion of your message board acumen. I've even seen you perk up at the merest hint of a "smackoff". Why, I'm not sure. So you can bore the shit out of me for another 5-6 pages?

I digress.

Where, exactly, was it that you 2 dorks had people blowing your skirts up so much that it lead you to believe you were legendary "smackers"? It certainly wasn't/isn't at T1B. I mean, even my worst enemies here haven't exactly lined up to join in the pile on, and they never miss a decent opportunity to do exactly that. Hell, they don't even need a decent excuse, any will do.

So ask yourselves, ML and Jay, why is that? I'll tell you why. It's because you guys pretty much suck at this.

[Dee Snutz]

I am conclusively right, you ignorant piece of shit, as was the umpire who made the call. And the next time you quote a rule, quote the entire rule, dumbass

Oh shit!!! Come at me bro!!! COME AT ME!!!

You are either a complete moron that can't discern judgement and/or opinion from fact, or you think that everyone else is. Either way, you're an idiot. So quit w the "ignorant piece of shit" shrieking. That's not how you command respect, it's how you expose yourself as an inadequacy afflicted douchebag.

As Bsmack already told you, it was Brian Epstein....and, yeah, he's dead, but his technique for selling the Beatles is now being used to sell other entertainers like Bieber. Funny how folks in the business were smart enough to recognize how he did it even though you're not.

Ok, Bsmack is the industry expert? So he's risen to the ranks of music industry success and I should listen to him because he's followed Brian Epstien's blueprint for how to succeed in business? I listened to some of his show a couple nights ago. He's got a good ear and good taste in music. I enjoyed his show and wish I could get a station like that on my Sirius. I wonder if he bought all that music he played or if he just downloads it illegally. Or any of these djs that put on these shows on T1B radio. In fact, does the owner of this board pay the licensing fees to ASCAP and BMI to play these songs? I have serious doubts about any of that. Not only do you or anyone else here know shit about music, you're the reason the industry is fucked, moron. Like I said, cease talking about shit of which you know nothing.

"Shit" like baseball rules? Oh, okay, hotshot. :roll:

That's right, you were an umpire for 20 yrs. You got kids of your own, or do you just like being around other people's kids?

No, I'm not Hader. I'm just the guy using ordinary effort (remember that part of the rule) to kick your ass.

Ordinary effort? You're giving yourself too much credit. Ordinary effort is why you're a loser in real life (and yes, I can make that determination based on you're communicative skills. Do you work w animals or retards?). No your effort here is simply that of a typical, frustrated, yawn inducing internet loser.

[ML@Coyote]

Show me where Jay claimed to be done with this thread, and I'll apologize to Jay for not reading his "shit" posts.

about 8 posts up from where you dropped this. Not really hard to find, but I don't blame you for not reading it.

Give me the exact quote.

[Mace]

I am conclusively right, you ignorant piece of shit, as was the umpire who made the call. And the next time you quote a rule, quote the entire rule, dumbass

Oh shit!!! Come at me bro!!! COME AT ME!!!

You are either a complete moron that can't discern judgement and/or opinion from fact, or you think that everyone else is. Either way, you're an idiot. So quit w the "ignorant piece of shit" shrieking. That's not how you command respect, it's how you expose yourself as an inadequacy afflicted douchebag.

As Bsmack already told you, it was Brian Epstein....and, yeah, he's dead, but his technique for selling the Beatles is now being used to sell other entertainers like Bieber. Funny how folks in the business were smart enough to recognize how he did it even though you're not.

Ok, Bsmack is the industry expert? So he's risen to the ranks of music industry success and I should listen to him because he's followed Brian Epstien's blueprint for how to succeed in business? I listened to some of his show a couple nights ago. He's got a good ear and good taste in music. I enjoyed his show and wish I could get a station like that on my Sirius. I wonder if he bought all that music he played or if he just downloads it illegally. Or any of these djs that put on these shows on T1B radio. In fact, does the owner of this board pay the licensing fees to ASCAP and BMI to play these songs? I have serious doubts about any of that. Not only do you or anyone else here know shit about music, you're the reason the industry is fucked, moron. Like I said, cease talking about shit of which you know nothing.

"Shit" like baseball rules? Oh, okay, hotshot. :roll:

That's right, you were an umpire for 20 yrs. You got kids of your own, or do you just like being around other people's kids?

No, I'm not Hader. I'm just the guy using ordinary effort (remember that part of the rule) to kick your ass.

Ordinary effort? You're giving yourself too much credit. Ordinary effort is why you're a loser in real life (and yes, I can make that determination based on you're communicative skills. Do you work w animals or retards?). No your effort here is simply that of a typical, frustrated, yawn inducing internet loser.

I rest my case, your Honor.

[War Wagon]

Give me the exact quote.

Seriously? :?

I'm about as done with this thing

Not enough? You want the 'Coyote in his pocket' version?

We are indeed done here

bro, who dresses you? Or do you just avoid going out in public these days?

[ML@Coyote]

Give me the exact quote.

Seriously? :?

I'm about as done with this thing

Not enough? You want the 'Coyote in his pocket' version?

We are indeed done here

bro, who dresses you? Or do you just avoid going out in public these days?

He was obviously referring to aruguing with you and Dee about J____ B____ and the Beatles. Give me the exact quote where he says he's done with the thread.

[Dee Snutz]

Give me the exact quote.

Seriously? :?

I'm about as done with this thing

Not enough? You want the 'Coyote in his pocket' version?

We are indeed done here

bro, who dresses you? Or do you just avoid going out in public these days?

He was obviously referring to aruguing with you and Dee about J____ B____ and the Beatles. Give me the exact quote where he says he's done with the thread.

JFC, who the fuck cares what he was referring to? It didn't stop him from doing either. Is there someone on this planet that has to sit across from you at night over dinner and have a discussion about your day? Because I'm guessing that taking a kabob skewer and lancing my eyeballs out of my skull, devouring them, and then washing them down w gin would be a more appealing proposition.

You are fucking insufferable.

[Mace]

Well, well, well.....let that be a lesson to you, ML.

[War Wagon]

dude, before we move on...

it isn't necessary that you copy an entire fucking string of posts to make one little inane point.

Over half the dip shits on this and every message board in existence do that, and it's downright annoying. You've lost the argument before you even began by being such a mindless simpleton.

You can add yourself to that ignominious list, ML.

Jesus Fucking Christ... get a fucking clue.

He was obviously referring to aruguing with you and Dee about J____ B____ and the Beatles. Give me the exact quote where he says he's done with the thread.

I just knew you were playing that angle and trying to parse words, while also speaking for Jay.

Way to live up to expectations there, superstar.

oh, and guess I must needs go back to the post where I wrote that my exceptionally bad ass self was done, since you're hammered on that once or twice. Obviously, you don't get sarcasm or even when somebody is trying to throw a couple of mangy mutts a bone by backing off your supreme ignorance.

I trust that misconception has been cleared up and you won't make that mistake again. If not, I'll keep thrashing you up and down this thread until 2013, if that's your wish.

[ML@Coyote]

That's what I thought.

[Dr_Phibes]

I wonder if he bought all that music he played or if he just downloads it illegally. Or any of these djs that put on these shows on T1B radio. In fact, does the owner of this board pay the licensing fees to ASCAP and BMI to play these songs? I have serious doubts about any of that. Not only do you or anyone else here know shit about music, you're the reason the industry is fucked, moron.

Whingeing little tit.

You've got a talent for contradicting yourself, you'll do it three times in a paragraph. When challenged, you change the subject or lash out. That tells me you're mindlessly regurgitating information you've read, random bits here and there. You haven't really processed anything on the subject you're espousing on.

^^
That last bit tells the rest of story, you mindless, unimaginative little shill.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Dr_Phibes

[War Wagon]

That's what I thought.

tch...

Look, ML@whatever, Goobs already has the title of "last word whore" here and there really isn't room for another. Not until he dies or forgets to wax his scrote, whichever comes first.

Check back in a week.

[Dee Snutz]

I wonder if he bought all that music he played or if he just downloads it illegally. Or any of these djs that put on these shows on T1B radio. In fact, does the owner of this board pay the licensing fees to ASCAP and BMI to play these songs? I have serious doubts about any of that. Not only do you or anyone else here know shit about music, you're the reason the industry is fucked, moron.

Whingeing little tit.

You've got a talent for contradicting yourself, you'll do it three times in a paragraph. When challenged, you change the subject or lash out. That tells me you're mindlessly regurgitating information you've read, random bits here and there. You haven't really processed anything on the subject you're espousing on.

^^
That last bit tells the rest of story, you mindless, unimaginative little shill.

Please feel free to point out any contradictions. Accusing someone of being a "mindless, unimaginative little shill" is easy. Proving it requires more savvy. Something you are morbidly devoid of. Lashing out? You mean like this?

It's a social as well as a formal science, you stupid, silly twat.

I quit reading your dumb ass then because you're clearly operating on nervous frustration and anger. If there's anything I'm guilty of, it's not being able to keep track of the morons like you participating in this discussion.

[War Wagon]

Snutz?

One contradiction was complimenting BSmacks playlist whilst slamming every posters taste in music in the same post.

Deep breaths, think... click the preview button and read your own take. Edit as needed, then mash submit.

[Dee Snutz]

Snutz?

One contradiction was complimenting BSmacks playlist whilst slamming every posters taste in music in the same post.

Deep breaths, think... click the preview button and read your own take. Edit as needed, then mash submit.

I slammed every posters taste in music in the same post? Do tell.

[Dr_Phibes]

eat shit, fuckhole.

BTW, w to the 'discussion'.

[Dee Snutz]

eat shit, fuckhole.

Shit, I thought you were actually going to come w something strong. Like an actual contradiction. Hey, idiot, do you need me to send you a Dictionary.com link to the word "contradiction"? Will that help?

[War Wagon]

I slammed every posters taste in music in the same post? Do tell.

Not only do you or anyone else here know shit about music

It's like I'm standing up here with a 36" yardstick, ordering detention and making kids clap erasers after school.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Hey, idiot, do you need me to send you a Dictionary.com link to the word "contradiction"?

Contradiction

Like when you respond to someone you claimed to have stop reading? Like that?


Oh, Dee-no...you're a riot.

[Dee Snutz]

I slammed every posters taste in music in the same post? Do tell.

Not only do you or anyone else here know shit about music

It's like I'm standing up here with a 36" yardstick, ordering detention and making kids clap erasers after school.

That comment had nothing to do w taste. We were talking about the industry. I think I've made it abundantly clear that taste is subjective. Although I'm certain that more than a few people claiming to know music actually can't play a musical instrument or play or sing a simple scale.

[Dr_Phibes]

Think he's Jewish, personally. Nuerotic, self-absorbed, worship of capital.

[Dee Snutz]

Think he's Jewish, personally. Nuerotic, self-absorbed, worship of capital.

Stupidity and racism. Like peas and carrots.

[War Wagon]

That comment had nothing to do w taste. We were talking about the industry.

I know that, but a newbie getting slammed like you are, you have to be prepared to have your words taken out of context and avoid that by posting in no uncertain terms.

Just trying to help keep you from getting run, but rest assured, this crew will run you if you persist in being careless. I didn't think you'd last a week, you certainly won't last another if you insist on trying to take on the entire board.

[Goober McTuber]

That's what I thought.

tch...

Look, ML@whatever, Goobs already has the title of "last word whore" here and there really isn't room for another.

I’d like to suggest that you’re both making a run at my title, but then I’d get the KC Label of Shame. So I won’t.

[Jay in Phoenix]

First Wags, to address a specific point. I didn't say I was completely done. I said "I'm about as done with this thing as you 'tardlettes are." Meaning, I was done with the subject of the Beatles and their image, since you two nimrods can't or won't accept facts. What I'm not done with is slicing and dicing your fool heads off. And Wags, I haven't taken a single word of what you or Dee said out of any context. At every turn, Dee has avoided answering direct questions. He changes the subject when he doesn't like the direction it's going. He has run like the little bitch he is, sucking his shit smeared thumb in the process. And Wags, it hasn't been just me and ML that has challenged you two. Phibes, Goober, mvscal, Mace, Martyred, Papa Willie and others have all piled on. So SERIOUSLY, get over yourself and you arrogant ignorance.

Since Dee has stopped reading my posts, as he claims, all that should come from his dumb ass is silence. But since he's such a contradictory little liar and a coward, I'll sit here in contented repose, awaiting his next predictable bit of avoidance. And until DeeTard comes correct and answers even one of the questions or statements we have directed to him, he can just take his little dick ticklers and shit stab himself in his plunger engorged cock repository in perpetuity.