Nat Geo Explorer...

[Dr_Phibes]

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-nort ... ctica.html

Times have changed.



Complete lack of style though.
I'd have more respect for him if be brought along bunting, booze and framed pictures of Napoleon

[Softball Bat]

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-nort ... ctica.html

What's that trendy term?

A nothingburger?


Yeah.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

sub-zero sausage party

[Dr_Phibes]

Strangely, never held the expedition to homosexuality. Likewise Franklin. Absolutely brilliant photograph and grim and ominous.

[Softball Bat]

On the globe...


I am traveling in a perfectly straight line, going east.

Where am I?

[Left Seater]

On the globe...


I am traveling in a perfectly straight line, going east.

Where am I?

Fail. You are either getting further away from the globe or going to crash into it. A straight line doesn’t follow a globe.

[Softball Bat]

No one cares. You are incapable of reason and insignificant in contribution. Go pass out some pamphlets to people who do not yet know you are full of shit.

Nice meltdown.

Fail.

Failed by asking a question?
lol

A straight line doesn’t follow a globe.

Really?

By straight, I mean not deviating at all left or right.
Going forward in a perfectly straight line.

There is nowhere on your globe where you can travel on a perfectly straight line going east?

Is that your answer?

[Dr_Phibes]

On the globe...


I am traveling in a perfectly straight line, going east.

Where am I?

Downmarket?

The east end of any western city is downmarket, it's downwind of industry. The east end is the first to be settled, then comes industry in the west end and the stink. Traditionally, east end is boozing white trash, mattresses left on the front lawn and wheel-less cube vans mounted on cinder-blocks.

[Left Seater]

No one cares. You are incapable of reason and insignificant in contribution. Go pass out some pamphlets to people who do not yet know you are full of shit.

Nice meltdown.

Fail.

Failed by asking a question?
lol

A straight line doesn’t follow a globe.

Really?

By straight, I mean not deviating at all left or right.
Going forward in a perfectly straight line.

There is nowhere on your globe where you can travel on a perfectly straight line going east?

Is that your answer?

Look if you can’t use basic terms correctly, we can’t have a discussion. A plane flying in a straight line abobe a globe will end up in space. Do you want to discuss a vector?

[Softball Bat]

Where did I say that I am flying in a plane?
lol

You're trippin', dude.

On the globe...


I am traveling in a perfectly straight line, going east.

Where am I?

Traveling.
ON the globe.

Say you are walking, or in a car, or on a bike.

If you are traveling in a perfectly straight line, going east, ON the globe, where are you?

[Left Seater]

Again, on a globe you can’t travel in a perfectly straight line without moving away from the globe or going thru the globe. Why is this so hard for you? Again do you want to discuss a vector?

[Softball Bat]

Are you on hallucinogens?

By straight, I mean not deviating at all left or right.
Going forward in a perfectly straight line.

[Softball Bat]

Maybe my using straight line has you perplexed.

We are talking about the globe, so it is a given that any line moving on the surface of the globe is arching over the curve of the globe.

Let's try path.


On the globe...

I am traveling on a path that does not deviate at all left or right, going east.
I am going... straight ahead east on a path.

Where am I?

[Left Seater]

You finally got your terms “straight”. Yea you I guess.

Where are you? On the surface of a globe. If you walk/travel east you will eventually end up in the same place. This is 2nd grade stuff. Why do you struggle to understand it?

[Softball Bat]

Place a stake in the ground at the North Pole.
Tie a 10 ft rope to the stake.
Now walk east.

You're not walking in a straight path, are you?


Now make the rope 1 mile long.
Walk east.
Not a straight path.

Make the rope 100 miles long.
Go east.
Not a straight path.

Etc...



Do they actually let someone like you fly a plane?

Frightening.



Try again?

On the globe...

I am traveling on a path that does not deviate at all left or right, going east.
I am going... straight ahead east on a path.

Where am I?

#2nd grade

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Pull out your wristwatch.
Turn the hour hand back 3 hours.
Now go back in time...

[Left Seater]

Damn you are dumb. You just kicked your own ass with your string example.

How are you not the Board Bitch?

Your string example is a line of latitude. Lines of latitude are always equal distance from the pole no matter where you are on said line. So with any length of string and walking east, I will end up in the same spot as I started and never deviate left or right at all.

This is basic elementary concepts. Yet you think you are getting over. Well you are since you are clearly a Troll and your trolling got me hook line and sinker.

[Softball Bat]

Your string example is a line of latitude. Lines of latitude are always equal distance from the pole no matter where you are on said line. So with any length of string and walking east, I will end up in the same spot as I started and never deviate left or right at all.

Place a stake in the ground at the North Pole.
Tie a 10 ft rope to the stake.
Now walk east.

You are not walking in a straight line.
You are bending.
There is no question about it.

Yet there is one place on earth where you can walk east on the totally straight path.

Where is it?

[Left Seater]

You are not walking in a straight line.
You are bending.
There is no question about it.

Wrong, fail, fake news. Prove that lines of latitude are not the same distance from the pole.

I am guessing you want to claim the equator is the only spot where walking east wouldn’t “bend”. This is also a fail. Show me line of latitude that gets further away from the equator at any point.

[Softball Bat]

This latest dialogue with Lefty (the pilot) should be put up as a monument to the absolute INSANITY of the desperate globe-loving freaks.

You are in denial and are making an abject fool of yourself.

Place a stake in the ground at the North Pole.
Tie a 10 ft rope to the stake.
Now walk east.

Do a 360 around that stake from 10 ft away.
Paint the ground where you walk.

It is a circle.
duh

Put a toy remote control car on the path that you just painted and set the car to go STRAIGHT.

Is it going to stay on the path?

LMAO!



You are an idiot.

Straight up.

[Softball Bat]

Place a stake in the ground at the North Pole.
Tie a 10 ft rope to the stake.
Now walk east.
You are not walking in a straight line.
You are bending.
There is no question about it.

Wrong, fail, fake news.

LOL

I am guessing you want to claim the equator is the only spot where walking east wouldn’t “bend”.

Why yes.
Of course.

This is also a fail.

rotf...



Look at it, numbnut.



If you walk east on the top line you make a bend to the left.
It is not a straight line.
Period.
Fact.

So it is with every line on the ball.
Except for the line at the equator, where you can travel in a perfectly straight path all the way around the ball.

The obvious implication here is that if you fly your plane due east in the northern hemisphere on your globe to reach a given destination, you can not fly it straight.
Due east will not be a straight line.
Your plane must go left to a varying extent, depending on your latitude.

You are a pilot and you don't even know what you are doing?


o
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[Left Seater]

Here let me help you one final time.

Try this science lab. You need a globe and a sharpie. As the sharpie so that it just barely touches the globe. Now spin the globe but don’t move the sharpie. This represents you walking east. When the globe has made a full rotation the sharpie will be on the its previous path.

How can that be when you didn’t move the sharpie left or right?

As for your flying thoughts. Keep those to yourself as you embarrass yourself each time you mash the keys. But just to set you straight think not of a string tied around the airplane from a pole, but one from the center of the earth, which is where gravity is pulling towards.

Troll on troll.

[smackaholic]

Ya know, we haven’t fired up troll train in years. Maybe it’s time. Not that this dump has enough bodies left to put together a respectable one.


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[Derron]

How are you not the Board Bitch?

2019 baby..2019.

[Dinsdale]

If you walk east on the top line you make a bend to the left.
It is not a straight line.
Period.
Fact.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Uhm... that's a 2-D image, dipshit.

OK, since you're fucking stupid, let's see if I can help.

Slice the top quarter of the Northern Hemisphere at the 45th Parallel. Now, slice the top of that off three feet north of the previous cut. Now, from any point on your 3 foot slice, start walking due east.

Actually, in your case you should curve to the left or right... please.

Every time I think you can't be any dumber, you surprise me.

[Softball Bat]

Try this science lab. You need a globe and a sharpie. As the sharpie so that it just barely touches the globe. Now spin the globe but don’t move the sharpie. This represents you walking east. When the globe has made a full rotation the sharpie will be on the its previous path.

How can that be when you didn’t move the sharpie left or right?

How can it be?




What you've done in your scenario is dial in a left turn, dummy.
You DID NOT dial in a straight line.

Wtf is wrong with you?

On the globe...

I am traveling on a path that does not deviate at all left or right, going east.
I am going... straight ahead east on a path.

Where am I?

In your scenario, your sharpie deviates left.
Undeniably so.
You've dialed in the left deviation.

Put one sharpie down on the equator and spin your globe for an hour.
Put another sharpie down at 45 north and spin your globe for an hour.

Pull them off the globe and look at the respective wear on each of them.
The equator sharpie has worn evenly.
Not so for the 45 north sharpie.

Light bulb coming on?


You're making a left turn in your scenario, dude.
You are NOT going straight.

East is not a straight line.
It is a bending line.

East is only straight at the equator.



No real surprise that Dunce would come in and also try to convince me that a circle is a straight line.

LMAO!

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Wtf is wrong with you?

...you are clearly a Troll and your trolling got me hook line and sinker.

I think that answers it.
He's bored. His wife is probably out shopping with one of her "girlfriends"...

...and he doesn't know what to do with his time.

[Dinsdale]

Every time I think you can't be any dumber, you surprise me.

But I'm really eager to hear the explanation of why the Sharpie wears unevenly... this should be good*.


* - By "good," I mean "jaw droppingly stupid."

[Dinsdale]

HEY!! I get it! It's funny because Lefty's wife fucks gro cock on the side... right?

Seems like her and Queerland would be a good match.

[Softball Bat]

RACK!

[Left Seater]

Jealous much Bat?

Your trolling aside you have no clue of what is what.

But hey troll on troll and answer Dins, cause that will be all kinds of awesome.

[Softball Bat]

Go to the North Pole, plant a stick in the ground, tie a 10 ft rope to the stick, hold the rope, go east, and keep going east.

poptart: You are not moving in a straight path[/marcus]

freaks: You are moving in a straight path







Repeat the same thing at any distance.
1 mile, 10 miles, 100, 1,000 -- it is the same result.
Bending (but less the further you move away from the stick at the NP).

Never a straight path.
Ever.

Unless you are at the equator.

The last two pages are a wonderful monument to the confused, desperate, delusional globe-loving freaks.



#awesome

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Go to the North Pole, plant a stick in the ground, tie a 10 ft rope to the stick, hold the rope, go east, and keep going east.

You keep saying that.

East is not a location...it's a direction.

You also understand that the concept of "zero" is theoretical, right?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

You understand that rhetorically, expecting others to define you by negation is structurally the most cowardly position you can take...

[Kierland]

It’s funny watching my 9 yo school people on the Pythagorean theorem. He knows more about it than 99% of adults.

[Softball Bat]

East is not a location...it's a direction.

Yes, but...


east
/ēst/Submit
noun
1.
the direction toward the point of the horizon where the sun rises at the equinoxes,
on the right-hand side of a person facing north, or the point on the horizon itself.



At any rate, I don't need to open another can of worms.
The freaks have shown well enough over the last two pages just how willing they are to be irrationally wack-a-doo.

I asked where on earth you can travel east in a straight line, and the globe freaks insist that walking in a circle 10 ft from the North Pole = walking in a straight line.
lol

I'm sorry, this will never not be funny.


But just to "troll" the feaks a bit here, Marty...

We see that east is... the direction toward the point of the horizon where the sun rises at the equinoxes.

And the assumption is that there is no location that is east, as you said.
East is a direction that is always 90 degrees from north.

But what if... everyone looking east for the sunrise on the equinox is really looking at the same "location" -- the equator?
Because the close, local sun actually physically rides right along the equator all day on the equinoxes.
What if that is really what east is?

Yes, what if?


Marinate on that, and don't get too angry or indignant, folks.
It just isn't too smart or becoming.

We've already seen the results.
You pimp "the sky isn't really blue" concepts that you expect other people to believe.

:)




Good day.

[Left Seater]

Clearly Softball’s brain operates in 2D mode and is incapable of 3D understanding.

As for your asinine take, if the earth was flat we would never have a sunset. Nor can you show us a flat model where the sun is shining on the correct Southern Hemisphere cities at the correct times.

Troll on troll.