The Daily Crazy Mofo

[HighPlainsGrifter]

King County Assessor = Stalker guy.

https://mynorthwest.com/local/king-coun ... or/4093657

For those of you scoring at home, what the most surprising part of this story? It's not the mayor of Seattle, who once held a gun on a pregnant woman in a road rage incident (channeling his inner G. Floyd) saying that the behavior of stalker guy disqualifies him from public service.

Some assessments take longer than others. Like a really tough rank 'em.

[bungle clone]

HPG doesn't proclaim page ownership. He simply assumes it.

[Diego in Seattle]

HH1 is displaying dry-side vaginal dryness.

[HighPlainsGrifter]

HPG doesn't proclaim page ownership. He simply assumes it.

I pwn every page. Kinda my schtick around here.

[HighHard1]

How can you have a TDCM thread without crazy airplane lady with nice breatesses. An oldy but a goody but probably wouldn't qualify in Roux's scoring system for pervs and peds. Seems like she's doing quite nicely for himself as she moves towards Only Fans. I expect a report from one of you scaly fingered mooks soon.

https://nypost.com/2025/06/03/us-news/t ... ew-career/

[HighPlainsGrifter]

How can you have a TDCM thread without crazy airplane lady with nice breatesses. An oldy but a goody but probably wouldn't qualify in Roux's scoring system for pervs and peds. Seems like she's doing quite nicely for himself as she moves towards Only Fans. I expect a report from one of you scaly fingered mooks soon.

https://nypost.com/2025/06/03/us-news/t ... ew-career/

She had been rumored to have joined OnlyFans, which features adult content, but Passes forbids explicit material, according to the outlet.

Pron, your thoughts?

Gomas will share behind-the-scenes looks at “my chaos: work, workouts, pups, sports, shoes, & fits,” according to her bio on Passes.

It will cost $9.99 a month to “fly” with Gomas — the cheapest of several tiers she has on the site, which allows you access to her wall and earns discounts on her merchandise.

Sounds like ten bucks a month to see her Facebook bullshit. Not in.

[Mikey]

Just read a Facebook post where someone was in a local CVS store and some guy got hauled out of the restroom by four or five Sheriffs, stuffed into a police car and then into an ambulance a few minutes later. The witness needed to pee so they went into the restroom and found a butane bottle on floor. Maybe I’m naive but I didn’t even know that people were huffing butane to get high. You’ve gotta one desperate Crazy Mofo to be huffing butane.

Anyone here ever tried that? Is it a pleasant sort of high? What are some other Crazy Mofo ways folks are resorting to these days to catch a buzz?

[mvscal]

Just read a Facebook post where someone was in a local CVS store and some guy got hauled out of the restroom by four or five Sheriffs, stuffed into a police car and then into an ambulance a few minutes later. The witness needed to pee so they went into the restroom and found a butane bottle on floor. Maybe I’m naive but I didn’t even know that people were huffing butane to get high. You’ve gotta one desperate Crazy Mofo to be huffing butane.

Anyone here ever tried that? Is it a pleasant sort of high? What are some other Crazy Mofo ways folks are resorting to these days to catch a buzz?

Nope. Just whippets back in my college daze in Austin.

[Mikey]

Just read a Facebook post where someone was in a local CVS store and some guy got hauled out of the restroom by four or five Sheriffs, stuffed into a police car and then into an ambulance a few minutes later. The witness needed to pee so they went into the restroom and found a butane bottle on floor. Maybe I’m naive but I didn’t even know that people were huffing butane to get high. You’ve gotta one desperate Crazy Mofo to be huffing butane.

Anyone here ever tried that? Is it a pleasant sort of high? What are some other Crazy Mofo ways folks are resorting to these days to catch a buzz?

Nope. Just whippets back in my college daze in Austin.

So you got off on whippets? Color me shocked.

[Python]

Under no circumstance have I ever seen that movie.

[mvscal]

Under no circumstance have I ever seen that movie.

How about the blooper reel?