Scott, will you explain this to me?

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:28 am

War Wagon wrote:Just don't call yourself a Chiefs fan anymore.

We'd also appreciate it if you'd not call yourself a Chiefs fan anymore, you fucking weeping psychopathic pussy.

Sincerely,
The Kansas City Chiefs

You're nothing more than Coods with a portfolio.

Irony, thy name is 401K Wagon.

M2 · Post by M2 » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:49 am

~cannibalism~

m2

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:03 am

m2 wrote:~cannibalism~

law of the jungle--the weakest are culled from the herd

then killed off......

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:16 am

Got it figured Scotty...in addition to taking up residence in Melt Wagon's dome, you must be in Huntsville Alabama.

Wag's, you might wanna eject while you're still behind, it can only get worse.

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:09 pm

KC Scott wrote:

At the start of the season, I called a Chiefs v. Panthers Super Bowl.
I really thought the Chiefs D had improved enough, and the offense would continue to dominate.

By the time we lost to the Jills, reality had set in and I knew the Chiefs were not Super Bowl material. Even if we had home field throughout, we don't have the talent level to do it on defense. I'm also questioning our coaching, or lack thereof.

Maybe we make the playoffs, if so it's one or two and done.

So what does that accomplish?

Not fucking much.

I don't feel too bad about it, since there will be 31 other teams in the same position when all is said and done.

This is by far post of the year. Finally, a cheffan calling it like he sees it. Scott, if there is an opposite of Cryin Ryan award, YOU should win it.

no defense, none=no postseason

I have been telling you guys this for years. Signing a FA or two doesn't really change a whole lot. You need total revamping from the head coach on down.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:14 am

Felix wrote:
m2 wrote:~cannibalism~
law of the jungle--the weakest are culled from the herd

then killed off......

Said the weakling with 4 retirement threads to date.

Go fix me a sammitch, bitch.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:18 am

JHawkBCD wrote: We'd also appreciate it if you'd not call yourself a Chiefs fan anymore, you fucking weeping psychopathic pussy.

Shaddup, you fat fucking idiot, before you knock your own self out with your 2nd chin.

Or is there a 3rd by now?

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:21 am

Change the name from the Chiefs to the Praying Mantis's........

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:28 am

T REX wrote:Change the name from the Chiefs to the Praying Mantis's........

Shut your fucking man cannon parking space you unreadable whiny cunt.

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:33 am

Oh yes, the annual Chief Fan meltdown.

August, all is well with the DOTRF, as they claim bode and Superbowl for the upcoming season.

Sept-Nov, petty pissing matches with any and all as they try to defend the pathetic excuse of a team as they watch the L's pile up.

December, melt downs from Paul and Wags as they shit their pants and get viciously tea bagged by there Red Faith Brethren.

Like the rising and setting of the sun, some things never change.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:03 am

KC Scott wrote:Feeling Ballsy Dave?

Bored?

Just wanna rattle the cage?

Must be Sumptin'.............

All of the above to a degree, but mostly because I despise fair weather fans.

One and done would suck.

As opposed to not making the playoffs period? Are you saying it'd be better to not make the playoffs than to be one and done?

If that's your take, then you're an idiot and a coward.

Newsflash: A team must actually qualify for postseason play before being eligible to advance.

It's like you want some rock solid guarantee that the Chiefs are going to make it to the Super Bowl before you'll back them.

What a joke.

Unlike you, I'm not geneticaly programed to accept mediocrity.
While you were getting "participant" ribbons in school, I was winning gold medals.

Later in life, I determined my standard of living must, at a minimum, include effective climate control and adequate perimeter boundries.

You did not.

Hence my disdain for anything less than the best.

Your like so much of the poplulation Dave. Willing to settle for anything that immediatley eases the dull thud that is your day to day existence.

Nice fluff, fluffer. Not germaine to the topic, but a nice diversion just the same.

Should I start referring to you as Maraheshi Scott?

If you say you think they can go all the way, then props to you for dreaming cuz that's all you really got.

Didn't say they'd go all the way, just that they still have a good chance of making the postseason, and then we'll see what happens.

The Chiefs are like a stock. it could be the stock of a company I really, really like. I may think their product is the greatest thing since sliced bread, so I invest in them. Over the course of a few months, I watch their performance. If they really are as good as I think they will appreciate in value. But if I misjudge them, they drop. That's the sole measuring stick. And if they drop, I cut my losses and move on.

Now the Chiefs value is determined by wins and losses (still with me pokey?) so I have seen enough in their losses to know they won't get to where I want them to be. Hence the emotional detachment.

Most. Horrible. Analogy. Ever.

But by all means, go ahead and cut, run, and throw the team under the bus. That would be the 'emotionally detached' thing to do. You sure Coods isn't your troll?

Yea, we all come here to run some smack and talk some shit, but at the end of the day, I call it like I see it.

Same here. Thus this thread.

I don't understand why someone would waste five seconds here if they weren't passionate about their team. Notice that I said "TEAM", $cott...not the hot market tip of the day.

Whenever made you think your anything more than a space filler here?

I know what you are, but what am I smack?

Go sleep off the Nati lite induced haze that somehow coerced you into calling me out and bring back something that doesn't invoke images of a drunken slob in Zubaz stuttering "Chiefs Rule" after 30 minutes of hold time on 810.

This coming from a guy who actually does call 810?

Too funnay.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:03 am

This thread could've been prevented with a simple PM. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure...not that there is a cure for what ails this thread....

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:10 am

Mississippi Neck wrote: ...not that there is a cure for what ails this thread....

What's not to love about a train wreck.....

adad out front should have told you......

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:11 am

JHawkBCD wrote: ... or it takes one massive, dripping man-twat

Classic.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:12 am

Well, after about 20 train wrecks, youd think the conductor would've figured out how to stay on the tracks.

This is the BiPolar Express

T REX · Post by **T REX** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:07 am

Raydah James wrote:
T REX wrote:Change the name from the Chiefs to the Praying Mantis's........
Shut your fucking man cannon parking space you unreadable whiny cunt.

What's your division record since the Super Bowl rape down in San Diego?

2-15??????

You sorry bastards. Leave your betters alone. Take off the mutant wear, put down the paper bag, find the nearest raider commune(look for the THIS SIDE UP as the address), and shut your freaking piehole.

Loser.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:27 am

Mississippi Neck wrote:This thread could've been prevented with a simple PM. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure...not that there is a cure for what ails this thread....

I'd like to think of it as 'tough love', Neck.

I still dig my boy $cotty, but sometimes he needs a swift kick.

Wonder what his take would've been sans the bad snap and wide right shank, and had KC actually taken care of bidness?

Guess we'll never know, but I'm guessing there'd already be a thread up 'scussing next weeks encounter.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:33 am

Felix wrote:
What's not to love about a train wreck.....

Off yourself, you miserable pink dress wearing mashed potato molester, but I decide to induce a real meltdown from your faggoty ass.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:45 am

And he's sober tonight ...

Damn.

G'night everybody.

:wink:

Btw, I still think KC can beat the migets and still make the playoffs. A first-round home game looks to be pie-in-the-sky at this point, however.

And I suppose, WW, if you want to hang your cap on something, KC theoretically could pull something like the mid-90s Colts did ('sup Lynn Elliott? :x :x :x) ... then again, this is the 2005-06 Colts waiting, at home, not to mention the possibility of having to beat the Donks, in Denver, en route.

Expectations vs. Reality. You're not on the team dude. Mass consciousness only exists when you're up late at night and this dude is on:

Of course, Art does do shows on psychotic myopia, every once in a while.

Btw, dude in my avatar is way overdue. WAY overdue.

:x

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:00 am

War Wagon wrote:
Off yourself, you miserable pink dress wearing mashed potato molester, but I decide to induce a real meltdown from your faggoty ass.

Bringing out the heavy artillery from your patented "smack" repetoire I see.....

Damn, that pink dress thing gets me evey time.....

Not til they pry the dream of an AFC West Title from my cold dead hands.....

Keyrist Whitey, this has got to be an act...because nobody is this big of a fucking buffoon.......

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:33 am

KMOA Wagon wrote:You're one of those guys who stands on the sidelines and fervently wishes to stay out of the fray, hoping someone else will fight his battles, all the while shouting at the top of his lungs "kick his ass".

Like Neck said, a simple PM and you avoid yet another plungering. Ah, but no, you bring your frustration front and center and then spend the better part of a week trying to rebutt the flood of ass kicking's.

Call me sniper if it works for you wag's, but coming correct and admitting a Kaleyesque type gaffe might bring some degree of redemption.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:57 pm

Rack all callout threads that don't go as planned.

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:58 pm

M2 · Post by M2 » Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:23 pm

JHawkBCD wrote:

Bwhahahahahaha!

m2

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:52 pm

I concur M2

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:41 pm

War Wagon wrote:
but mostly because I despise fair weather fans.

Ahhh the age old debate between myopian ranting and acceptance of reality.

By your logic, anyone that doesn't think the Cheifs will win the Super Bowl is a fair weather fan?

Dude, go do a survey of the season ticket holders and ask them how many believe the Chiefs have any shot in hell of making it to Michigan this year. After that tell them they're all fair weather fans.

As opposed to not making the playoffs period? Are you saying it'd be better to not make the playoffs than to be one and done?

Doesn't matter if they did make the playoffs or not at this point.
Like I said (and you either know this or have no business in here to begin with) they can't go on the road and win in Denver, Cincy or Indy. You miss my point which is, again, if they can't compete for the title then I'm not going to sit here and say they can.

That doesn't mean I don't want them to win, it only means I've accepted the reality they won't.

Feel free to blow all the smoke you want, dave, it doesn't change the facts

If that's your take, then you're an idiot and a coward.

Hmmmm...... Voice of reason says Chiefs won't make the Super Bowl, so that makes me the Idiot?

Bwa!

Reality check time Gandolf.

Newsflash: A team must actually qualify for postseason play before being eligible to advance.

It's like you want some rock solid guarantee that the Chiefs are going to make it to the Super Bowl before you'll back them.

I've forgotten more about football than you will ever know.
I've played it and coached it for 30 some years.
So yea, I think I evaluate football teams pretty well.

The Chiefs are above average offensively and below average defensively. Special teams are as Bi Polar as your posts. Coaching is highly suspect. Is that a team that can win the AFC this year?

No fucking way

Didn't say they'd go all the way, just that they still have a good chance of making the postseason, and then we'll see what happens.

OK, back to the "I'll Just be happy if they make the playoffs" tune?

Carl Peterson loves to hear that shit. It's year 18 of the 5 year plan, Homer.

As for the "we'll see what happens" - I already told you what happens.
If you choose not to believe it, we'll make a little wager when the time comes and I'll relieve you of some more of your 401K

But by all means, go ahead and cut, run, and throw the team under the bus. That would be the 'emotionally detached' thing to do. You sure Coods isn't your troll?

And Under the Bus they go. It's just calling it like I see it, Homer.

I don't understand why someone would waste five seconds here if they weren't passionate about their team. Notice that I said "TEAM", $cott...not the hot market tip of the day.

You don't understand a lot of things, Wags:

The importance of secondary education
Proper fence repair
Future inflationary pressures
Personnal Hygene

As for the my "Hot Market Tip of the Day" .....
For you, I'd recommend stocking up on Oscar Meyer Bologna while it's on sale at Price Chopper

This thread hasn't quite worked out the way you planned.....

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:19 am

'Sup Scott, didn't get it out of your system killing defenseless little birds last month.

What's next, you going to laugh at the homeless guys hanging out at the dumpster behind Sonic while you throw your greasy cheeseburger wrappers at their feet.

I bet when you hear Christmas Carollers coming up your walk you yell out to your wife, "Hey Babe, start heating up the oil!"

drummer · Post by **drummer** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:31 am

atomicdad wrote:'Sup Scott, didn't get it out of your system killing defenseless little birds last month.

What's next, you going to laugh at the homeless guys hanging out at the dumpster behind Sonic while you throw your greasy cheeseburger wrappers at their feet.

I bet when you hear Christmas Carollers coming up your walk you yell out to your wife, "Hey Babe, start heating up the oil!"

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:41 am

KC Scott wrote: By your logic, anyone that doesn't think the Cheifs will win the Super Bowl is a fair weather fan?

Not at all, Sparky. I'm only interested in making the playoffs so that I can watch and root for my team at least one more time before the looong offseason. I have no illusions about being able to beat Indy in the postseason. The odds would be astronomical against that happening, but still better than if they don't even make it that far.

Anyone who gives up on the team that they otherwise ostensibly root for, and then readily admits that he had given up one month prior, before officially announcing his 'detachment' after a very tough road loss...is a fair weather fan.

Actually, calling you a fair weather fan is being generous, because a fair weather fan just holds his peace when the chips are down and waits for the next hand to be dealt. You, on the other hand, start grabbing your ass and making declarations about how badly the team sucks and how there needs to be a major overhaul at One Arrowhead Drive.

I'm not sure how to term your lukewarm "fandom", Scott. It would appear to me that you're much more concerned with perceived 'board cred', than with being a fan. If that's what makes you feel good about yourself, then more power to you, I guess.

Me? I readily admit that I've lived and died with the fuckers for 30+ years. More dying than living. If that makes me a no life having loser, then so be it. It is what it is, and it's not going to change.

Doesn't matter if they did make the playoffs or not at this point.
Like I said (and you either know this or have no business in here to begin with) they can't go on the road and win in Denver, Cincy or Indy. You miss my point which is, again, if they can't compete for the title then I'm not going to sit here and say they can.

No, YOU miss the point. If they make the playoffs they will compete for the title. I'm not saying they're going to win the title, but they will compete for it. And if you think they wouldn't put up a good fight and would simply get blown out, then YOU have no business in here to begin with.

I've forgotten more about football than you will ever know.

Perhaps.

And perhaps you need to learn a bit more about heart, loyalty, courage, and faith, in addition to the X's and O's.

As for the "we'll see what happens" - I already told you what happens.
If you choose not to believe it, we'll make a little wager when the time comes and I'll relieve you of some more of your 401K

How many points you giving me?

You don't understand a lot of things, Wags:

Personnal Hygene

Now, THAT's going too damn far...

This thread hasn't quite worked out the way you planned.....

On the contrary, exactly as planned and expected.

I wanted you to explain yourself, and you did, which was to show me what a shallow, self absorbed, chickenshit punk that you are.

Mission Accomplished.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:16 am

War Wagon wrote:
Mission Accomplished.

If you mean simultaneous plungerings in multiple threads.....then yes, it's been a rip roaring success for ya buddy.....

but really Melts, you should set your goals a little higher

alright......I've braced myself for your epcot comeback......let er rip Whitey....

JHawkBCD · Post by **JHawkBCD** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:41 am

War Wagon wrote:Me? I readily admit that I've lived and died with the fuckers for 30+ years. More dying than living. If that makes me a no life having loser, then so be it. It is what it is, and it's not going to change.

A little more living and a little less dying would likely have paid to keep the house cooler in the summers over the past 30+ years...

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:52 am

Felix wrote: If you mean simultaneous plungerings in multiple threads.

Plungerings?

By who?

Certainly not YOU...or any of the other dweebs in this thread who were foolish enough to respond, other than the mensa called out in the topic title whom does have a modicum of game worth the calling of out.

For the rest, I have some nice parting gifts.

Would some shit-stained underwear personally autographed by me brighten your day?

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:09 am

War Wagon wrote: Would some shit-stained underwear personally autographed by me brighten your day?

Somehow, it's not surprising that you'll readily admit that you've got extras lying around......

well done whitey....nothing says "I'm clueless" quite like kicking your own ass without even realizing it......

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:20 am

Chowd, Cue, Putt, Luth, where da hell are you? This thing begs for some flash action.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:23 am

Felix wrote: Somehow, it's not surprising that you'll readily admit that you've got extras lying around.

No, no, NO.

Since you're a special poster, I'd serve one up fresh, just for you.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:33 am

ChargerMike wrote:Chowd, Cue, Putt, Luth, where da hell are you? This thing begs for some flash action.

Translation: "I'm a fucking pussy. Won't someone else come and help me make me feel like I'm not a fucking pussy?"

How's that pile on and epic plungering thingy working out for ya' Cunt-Mike?

Not so well, eh?

Thing is, you can only do that to someone with as weak a personality as yours is.

Better luck next time in your endless search to find the appropriate pile-on-ee, you vapid cocksucker.

KC Scott · Post by **KC Scott** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:58 am

War Wagon wrote:
Not at all, Sparky. I'm only interested in making the playoffs so that I can watch and root for my team at least one more time before the looong offseason. I have no illusions about being able to beat Indy in the postseason.

Thanks for proving my earlier point..........

Your like so much of the poplulation Dave. Willing to settle for anything that immediatley eases the dull thud that is your day to day existence.

"Just one more day, One more game ...... I know deep down they don't stand a chance, but maybe....."

Sorta like when you run to Quick Trip to buy a Powerball ticket after stacking pallets all morning?

See it all comes together now Dave:

Your Hatred of the Riverboats due to your compulsive behavior and inability to control your losses.

It's the loser mentaility.

It's staying in a poker hand when all you have is low pair.

It's being a human speedbag.

It would appear to me that you're much more concerned with perceived 'board cred', than with being a fan.

I could really give two shits about board cred. If you havn't figured out by now that I'm only here for entertainment purposes then you really aren't paying attention.

If that makes me a no life having loser, then so be it. It is what it is, and it's not going to change.

Got some more self perception issues brwing to the surface again, I see.

And perhaps you need to learn a bit more about heart, loyalty, courage, and faith,

See wags, that is why you are ideally suited for your roll in society.
Your all hot & sweaty over this perceived injustice that your willing to spend all this energy to prove a point that dosen't exist.

This type of zealous fervor makes you ideally suited to insure that the skids are stacked neatly and that all shrink wrap is present and accounted for.

Me? Well I'll save my energy for more worthwile endeavor$.

Mission Accomplished........... Blub, Blub, Blub

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:27 am

^^^

Damn, he's good.

LMFAO over here, even if it IS at my expense.

Just remember how you bailed when things looked dicey.

You will be calling me Captain Dave then, whilst I dispense ultimate justice.

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:20 am

Chernobyl Wagon wrote:Translation: "I'm a fucking pussy. Won't someone else come and help me make me feel like I'm not a fucking pussy?"

^^^^^^^
You're desintigrating rapidly Wag's, I've seen better written sentences on the pisser wall at Oakland Stadium.
Nevertheless, I'll take all the help I can get, admittedly I posess neither the software or the ability to lay a five iron to your smiling dome. Well, I probably could get that far, but I'm looking more for the bloody aftermath. I picture an exploding mellon, a flying KC cap, spurting blood and a sweet follow-thru..... yeah that's the ticket!

UCant Unretires Again · Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:17 pm

ChargerMike wrote:You're desintigrating rapidly Wag's, I've seen better written sentences on the pisser wall at Oakland Stadium.

Says the idiot who was absent that day in the 3rd grade when they taught how to pluralize words.

If you're going to play the lame-assed spelling/grammar card, don't lick the back of it and attach it to your forehead before sitting down at the smack table.

Good God.

Oh btw -- epic meltdown, Wags.