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Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:15 am
by T REX
SoCalTrjn wrote:Its a fuckin message board, get over it.
Rules to talking smack? fuckin hall monitors, if you get offended by people saying shit about you or yours, dont say shit about them or theirs.
I hope hurricane season next year is worse and Ill have 2500 more stupid southern fucks to talk shit about, theyll find more to dress up and play civil war with
Smack? Katrina smack? That's right up there with gay/homo, mom, and spelling smack. It's just not funny. In fact, its quite stupid. It does not take much to think of that. I guess that's why lesser intellects use those areas for smack. Too stupid to think of anything actually witty.

Carry on.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:21 am
by SoCalTrjn
Its funny to people who sit here every yearand see the same dumbass cities full of the same dumb ass people get knocked out by hurricanes and then get the toothless dolts on TV only to see them say "we're gonna rebuild." its right up there with the tornado idiots, the flood idiots and the mudslide idiots

What was funnier was the dumbass governor of Louisisna asking for a day of prayer instead of getting off her ass and getting the federal aid workers in to the state and then some no name no talent rapper saying that hurricanes and the president hate black people

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:22 am
by Harvdog
SoCalTrjn wrote:Its funny to people who sit here every yearand see the same dumbass cities full of the same dumb ass people get knocked out by hurricanes and then get the toothless dolts on TV only to see them say "we're gonna rebuild." its right up there with the tornado idiots, the flood idiots and the mudslide idiots

What was funnier was the dumbass governor of Louisisna asking for a day of prayer instead of getting off her ass and getting the federal aid workers in to the state and then some no name no talent rapper saying that hurricanes and the president hate black people
Before you start running your trap about the South, I think that you should take a strong look at where you hail from. A place full of illegal immigrants that farm the food you eat and sell fucking oranges on every corner. If you want to talk about toothless dolts, go up to Vacaville, Eureka, Atwater and tell me about smarts. I cannot believe you would make a crack about innicent people that were killed from a Hurricane. I hope you get in a fight with a carpole on the way home from your "girls" house and fucking lose.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:44 am
by Vito Corleone
SoCalTrjn wrote:Its funny to people who sit here every yearand see the same dumbass cities full of the same dumb ass people get knocked out by hurricanes and then get the toothless dolts on TV only to see them say "we're gonna rebuild." its right up there with the tornado idiots, the flood idiots and the mudslide idiots

What was funnier was the dumbass governor of Louisisna asking for a day of prayer instead of getting off her ass and getting the federal aid workers in to the state and then some no name no talent rapper saying that hurricanes and the president hate black people
You stupid MF, You live on a freaking fault line that will one day cause half your state to fall into the ocean. Who is the bigger dumbass? If that isn't enough one good earthquake in the Pacific and SoCal can look just like New Orleans.

BTW before Katrina when was the last time you saw New Orleans under water like this? I've been on this earth 37 years and I never saw anything like this.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:08 am
by Van
Wait....

Vacaville???

Bwaaahahahaaaa!!!!!!

(I don't care whatever else ever happens here, nothing for me will ever top seeing Vacaville listed here...)

Man, that killed me. Vacaville....Hoooo....

Actually, having lived in California my whole life and having traveled all over California, I don't quite see how Vacaville could ever get lumped in with Atwater or Eureka, but hey...

Now, had he said Rio Linda or Guerneville or Barstow, okay, but Vacaville??

Again, sometimes I just love this place! :-)

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:14 am
by Van
Vito, think about what you're saying here...

First off, the San Andreas Fault runs down the far western portion of California. So, if your apocalyptic notion should ever occur it's not as if all of California would somehow float off into the Pacific.

Pretty much, it'd be confined to, oh, Kobe's and Dennis Rodman's neighborhoods.

Secondly, how sweet would it be for Californians to suddenly pick up that much more ocean front property??? Not only would Bakersfield's property values suddenly rival Newport Beach's but suddenly Newport Beach would become part of what would then be the wealthiest island enclave on the planet: Isla California!!

"Smiles, everyone...Smiles!!"

Fantasy Island, indeed.

Win/win, if ever I saw one...

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:52 am
by Harvdog
Van wrote:Wait....

Vacaville???

Bwaaahahahaaaa!!!!!!

(I don't care whatever else ever happens here, nothing for me will ever top seeing Vacaville listed here...)

Man, that killed me. Vacaville....Hoooo....

Actually, having lived in California my whole life and having traveled all over California, I don't quite see how Vacaville could ever get lumped in with Atwater or Eureka, but hey...

Now, had he said Rio Linda or Guerneville or Barstow, okay, but Vacaville??

Again, sometimes I just love this place! :-)
Maybe I should have listed such beauties as Chowchilla, Madera, Clovis, and Visalia. All are corners of fine academics.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:05 am
by Laxplayer
Damn, then I'd be that much closer to the beach. Cool.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:45 am
by SoCalTrjn
all No cal places, I feel for No Cal about as fondly as I feel for the South, well maybe not that fondly? When does Tornado season start? I cant wait to see all the fuckin idiots from Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas and Missouri standing next to the cinder blocks their single wide used to be on after some tornado rips through that part of the country.
Is it Blizzard season yet? I want to see some old stupid fucker who was trying to walk his dog stick to a metal pole and turned in to a popsicle.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:03 am
by Van
Actually most all those places are CenCal, not NoCal...

Visalia, ah Visalia!

Oh to once again travel through the 99 corridor, olfactory senses assaulted nonstop by the telltale wafting of crapulent bovine...

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:09 am
by SoCalTrjn
everytning north of the grape vine is No Cal

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:14 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Van wrote:Win/win, if ever I saw one...
Except, of course, for the unfortunates who would be killed in the course of said Big One.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:19 pm
by Vito Corleone
Van wrote:Vito, think about what you're saying here...

First off, the San Andreas Fault runs down the far western portion of California. So, if your apocalyptic notion should ever occur it's not as if all of California would somehow float off into the Pacific.

Pretty much, it'd be confined to, oh, Kobe's and Dennis Rodman's neighborhoods.

Secondly, how sweet would it be for Californians to suddenly pick up that much more ocean front property??? Not only would Bakersfield's property values suddenly rival Newport Beach's but suddenly Newport Beach would become part of what would then be the wealthiest island enclave on the planet: Isla California!!

"Smiles, everyone...Smiles!!"

Fantasy Island, indeed.

Win/win, if ever I saw one...
No doubt, my words were an exageration. The point was that dumbass SoCalFan, talking about how all these other places were such stupid places to live, but he couldn't see the situation all of Los Angeles is in when it comes to the threat of earthquakes.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:17 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Cali resident running smack about anyone's governor is comedy gold.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:02 pm
by indyfrisco
Sweet...where can I chime in?

Maybe some good fodder about 9/11?

Bonfire smack?

Anyone here from Tsunamesia?

How about that Holocaust? Who's going to finish the job?

Pearl Harbor...they deserved it.

Let's not forget the dragging in Jasper, TX. Almost like a trail of breadcrumbs, but just with body parts.

Oh...I got it. Maybe the AIDS population in San Francisco can someday rival that of Africa and this whole nation would be better off!

Maybe we need to wish for SoCal's kids to get SIDS...

:roll:

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:11 pm
by T REX
socal? How old are you? I gotta ask.....

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:14 pm
by RadioFan
SoCalTrjn wrote:When does Tornado season start? I cant wait to see all the fuckin idiots from Oklahoma, Arkansas, Kansas and Missouri standing next to the cinder blocks their single wide used to be on after some tornado rips through that part of the country.
You left out "that" other part of the country -- Colorado, Nebraska, Texas, Iowa, Minnesota, Illinois, Wisconsin, South Dakata and Indiana.

Btw, it's usually morons from SoCal who freak out at any sign of moisture on the roads who are sucked up by the twisters first. The natives usually just laugh and RACK Mother Nature while popping open another beer.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:19 pm
by Van
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Van wrote:Win/win, if ever I saw one...
Except, of course, for the unfortunates who would be killed in the course of said Big One.
Don't you watch movies??

All that ever happens is there's suddenly a big earthly groan and shudder, a giant crack appears beneath the screaming, startled populace and then the land quickly separates into two moving masses...with only a couple three dorks falling into the growing abyss!

Gotta break some eggs to make an omellete, right?

Vito, in all seriousness California really isn't under threat of being split into two. Oh, sure, maybe over millions of years as the tectonic plates continue to shift western California might join Baja California in splitting from the mainland...

Millions of years. California has existed in its current configuration for literally millions of years ('sup, R_T_S and other bible thumping literalists) and though we are subjected to the occasional earthquake the shifts that result from these quakes can be measured in inches and feet, not miles.

Meanwhile, like clockwork, the Gulf Coast gets totally shithammered by Mother Nature. Homes destroyed, cities wiped out, generations lost...

...and it happens, what, once or twice per generation?

Galveston, in 1906? Another massive one in '66. Hurricane Andrew, not too long ago...

Obviously SoCalTrojan is just trolling you guys and attempting to push everybody's buttons with his heartless shots about Katrina and Tornado Alley and all that. Still, there is some truth to the notion that it takes a certain blind and fatalistic c'est la vie attitude to stare at the Gulf Coast's history and decide to set up shop there anyway.

It may not happen this year, or even within the next ten years, but if you live on Texas' or Louisiana's coasts long enough, yep, you're going to get hit hard eventually, and possibly wiped out.

Meanwhile, the earthquakes in California? Yeah, they're kind of scary, especially if you're not from here and you haven't gotten somewhat used to them.

Before we got married my wife and her pets were down visiting me in SoCal, in '94. She's from Sacramento, by way of Savannah, Georgia and the Bahamas.

She'd never experienced an earthquake.

When the rumbling started from the big Northridge quake her cat shot out of our room before either of us even knew what was going on. Just took off like a bolt, diving into an open cupboard.

Susan sat up in bed, thinking it was a train rolling by. I knew better, since we were living on the beach and there were no train lines anywhere nearby.

Then it started getting really loud, and I knew what was coming, and then came the deafening roar and, worse, the rolling of the ground.

Susan was panicked. Absolutely freaking out. Me? I was merely irked. I finally realised, fuck, even though it was still way too early in the morning to be getting up this one's big enough that we're going to have to get out of bed and get beneath a door frame or whatever...

About the time I'd made the decision to get us up and moving...it stopped.

I flopped back down into bed, relieved.

Susan sat up in bed, clutching the bedcovers, clutching herself, shaking.

"What was THAT?????"

"Welcome to SoCal. You just got your first earthquake..."

She was wide eyed and absolutely terrified. Inconsolable, even.

Then the aftershocks started, and that quake probably had more aftershocks than any other I've experienced, and some of 'em were fairly big in their own right.

"Goddamn it...", and so I got out of bed and led Susan downstairs. Her cat was stuck inside a china cabinet, shivering and howling. We looked outside on the terrace, down to the beach, and while lots of car alarms were going off it and a few streetlights were blinking intermittently nothing else was really going on aside from simply standing there and watching the landscape roll beneath us during the next rolling aftershock.

She curled up on the couch in the fetal position, still shaking, and I just stayed there with her. Eventually the aftershocks got further and further apart and finally it was over.

Now, living on the beach, we weren't nearly as close to the epicenter as I was during the huge '71 quake, when I was still living in the Valley. That one knocked me out of my top bunk bed. (I was only seven years old at the time...)

Anyway, the next day following the '94 quake we went down to Northridge to visit friends.

Yeah, there were a lot of buckled buildings and a lot of broken glass. All in all it eventually took a few years to restore everything back to normal.

Here's the thing though: That was it. Some buckled buildings, some collapsed bridges that did in fact lead to a few deaths, and so on.

Millions, if not billions of dollars in damage, especially where the bridges were concerned, such as with the '88 quake in 'Frisco.

That was it.

We got hit fairly hard, yes....

...and all of 'em combined don't even approach the devastation visited upon the Gulf Coast by its wholly predictable hurricanes.

At our very worst we'll see some beach properties slide off their stilts and we may even see a freeway or three collapse.

We'll suffer a handful of deaths.

New Orleans? Galveston?

That's apocalypse stuff. That's far beyond anything our earthquakes will ever do to us. Moreover, nothing about our earthquakes is nearly as certain as the inevitable catastrophe that is N.O., where they built a city below sea level....right next to massive Lake Pontchartrain...and the city is guarded by insufficient levies....and it's right in the path of annual hurricanes.

Really, it's madness. Modern building codes will allow our buildings to withstand bigger earthquakes than have ever been recorded. Meanwhile, New Orleans was just flattened by a Level 4, and the Gulf Of Mexico sees Level 4s every summer.

Had it not veered slightly off to the right at the last moment and had it not dropped from a Level 5, hey, New Orleans is likely gone.

Then, what, a month later, Texas' coast was spared the same thing when their monster veered right and dropped in force.

Here's the kicker: Next summer, they're going to go through all those same threats again. Somewhere on that Gulf Coast a hurricane will threaten entire towns agian next year, and every so often one of those threats will come to fruition.

We're not talking once every few million years here either. We're talking a couple times per lifetime.

Earthquakes and faultlines in California? By comparison, to the majority of us who live here, they're just sort of mildly amusing. Cool water cooler fodder, really...

It's not like we're living with our own Mt Vesuvius. We're not staring at anything inevitable.

BIG difference, vs the mindset of people who live on the Gulf Coast.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:35 pm
by Sky
So, they raised enough funds, SC/UCLA fans, if this goes up you have to take a pic and post it on the board.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:04 pm
by Vito Corleone
Van wrote:
Terry in Crapchester wrote:
Van wrote:Win/win, if ever I saw one...
Except, of course, for the unfortunates who would be killed in the course of said Big One.
Don't you watch movies??

All that ever happens is there's suddenly a big earthly groan and shudder, a giant crack appears beneath the screaming, startled populace and then the land quickly separates into two moving masses...and only a couple three dorks falling into the growing abyss!

Gotta break some eggs to make an omellete, right?
You forgot that the only people who die are the bad teenagers who are having sex while the good ones that have chosen to wait are all ok.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:23 pm
by Van
Vito, true, but first they also have to wait until it's stormy outside and then they have to strip down to their underwear before venturing on out into the storm.

If they're really clever they'll first discover the dismembered bodies of their friends strewn all over the cabin and they'll respond by grabbing a flashlight and tip toeing around outside in the rain before stopping to have sex inside the dead camp leader's F150....

Then the earth will decide to swallow them whole, while the fully clothed virgins escape with little more than smudged mascara, fetchingly ripped wife beaters and pouty bee stung lips.

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:00 pm
by Dinsdale
Van wrote:the '88 quake in 'Frisco.
Tell us more of this 88 earthquake, Oh Mighty Seismology Expert?

That was the year the Giant won the WS, right?

Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:34 pm
by Van
Actually, I think it was '89, come to think of it...

Stupid Dodgers won it in '88 and it was the A's who beat the Giants in the interrupted '89 WS so yeah, it was '89.

Didn't feel a thing, not down in L.A. Saw it on tv though!

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:03 am
by SoCalTrjn

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:23 am
by PrimeX
Van wrote:Galveston, in 1906?
Ummm, no. Get your massive death smack right!

One-Nine-Zero-Zero. [/Cough!]

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:18 am
by Van
SoCalTrjn, that bit in your link about the BCS's governing body acknowledging the split title in 2003 made for interesting reading...

:-)

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:09 am
by RadioFan
Van wrote:When the rumbling started from the big Northridge quake her cat shot out of our room before either of us even knew what was going on. Just took off like a bolt, diving into an open cupboard.

Susan sat up in bed, thinking it was a train rolling by. I knew better, since we were living on the beach and there were no train lines anywhere nearby.
After what happened in the Indian Ocean last year, I'd be running faster than that cat getting the FUCK away from the beach following an earthquake. And the speed of said hauling ass would be proportionate to how far north up the coast I was.

The subduction fault line off the coast of Ore/Wash is nearly identical to the fault near Indonesia. It's not a matter of if, but when a tsunami hits the West Coast. When the fault there goes, folks along the coast will have an estimated 15 minutes or so before the waves start rolling in.

Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 3:19 pm
by Left Seater
I have seen all kinds of tards on message boards, but socaltrjn takes the cake.

Running Katrina Scoreboard smack is a new low. You can go ahead and make fun of those living in hurricane country, but those are the same people who will be carrying the load when the next natural disaster hits socal. Even after losing so much they will give and give and give.