lk_pick1 wrote:First of all, will there be a prenup?
Second of all, marriage is not at all a bad thing. Its the divorce part that's killer.
See, and there's the problem. So many of us, including myself, just assuming that there will be a divorce of the parties.
Third, are you going to Vegas for this? It is fact that 80% of the people who get married there get a divorce within a year.
Fourth, do either of you have preexisting offspring? There are always issues with that.
Fifth, are you both extremely financially secure? Money is another root to divorce.
Sixth, are you currently taking Viagra? If so, then it won't end in divorce, that'll just be a keeling over from heart attack situation.
Seventh, pets. People fight over preexisting pets like you would not believe.
Eighth, heritage. You can guarantee if she isn't Cambodian or something to that effect, she's gonna gain an assload of chub and you probably will too. This then will effect your sex life and be another cause for divorce.
Ninth, your friends. How tight are you with your friends? She may act like she likes them now, but I can guarantee, about six months after those vows are taken, it will go something like this, "do you have to spend so much time with that (insert friend's name here)? I can't stand the way he (insert anything, she'll come up with a reason).
Tenth, if her friends are hotties. First of all, if they are hot, you're screwed. She is going to catch you gawking where ya shouldn't be and it'll be you to the sofa, then the curb.
Eleventh, if her friends are annoying. You want to watch tv in the evening and the friends call repeatedly. This would be cool, however, you're going to get this while she's on the phone: "Oh my GOD Lisa, hang on, I just have to tell him."... "Honey, I know you're trying to watch the game/24/cnbc, but you won't believe what Lisa just told me." This will go on for about twenty minutes, causing you to miss a crucial part of the show because
Twelveth, YOU AREN'T PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION. That's right, you are led to believe that she isn't high maintenence, but once you're there, its PAY ATTENTION to anything that doesn't involve her and suddenly you are a jerk who doesn't pay attention. Keep in mind, there are other jerks out there who don't mind paying attention to married woman.
Thirteenth. Well, lucky for you, at this time, I can't think of a thirteenth yet, but when it comes to me, I'll be sure to post it.
Not surprising at all that you’re a total fucking loser.
