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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:18 pm
by Goober McTuber
lk_pick1 wrote:First of all, will there be a prenup?
Second of all, marriage is not at all a bad thing. Its the divorce part that's killer.
See, and there's the problem. So many of us, including myself, just assuming that there will be a divorce of the parties.
Third, are you going to Vegas for this? It is fact that 80% of the people who get married there get a divorce within a year.
Fourth, do either of you have preexisting offspring? There are always issues with that.
Fifth, are you both extremely financially secure? Money is another root to divorce.
Sixth, are you currently taking Viagra? If so, then it won't end in divorce, that'll just be a keeling over from heart attack situation.
Seventh, pets. People fight over preexisting pets like you would not believe.
Eighth, heritage. You can guarantee if she isn't Cambodian or something to that effect, she's gonna gain an assload of chub and you probably will too. This then will effect your sex life and be another cause for divorce.
Ninth, your friends. How tight are you with your friends? She may act like she likes them now, but I can guarantee, about six months after those vows are taken, it will go something like this, "do you have to spend so much time with that (insert friend's name here)? I can't stand the way he (insert anything, she'll come up with a reason).
Tenth, if her friends are hotties. First of all, if they are hot, you're screwed. She is going to catch you gawking where ya shouldn't be and it'll be you to the sofa, then the curb.
Eleventh, if her friends are annoying. You want to watch tv in the evening and the friends call repeatedly. This would be cool, however, you're going to get this while she's on the phone: "Oh my GOD Lisa, hang on, I just have to tell him."... "Honey, I know you're trying to watch the game/24/cnbc, but you won't believe what Lisa just told me." This will go on for about twenty minutes, causing you to miss a crucial part of the show because
Twelveth, YOU AREN'T PAYING ENOUGH ATTENTION. That's right, you are led to believe that she isn't high maintenence, but once you're there, its PAY ATTENTION to anything that doesn't involve her and suddenly you are a jerk who doesn't pay attention. Keep in mind, there are other jerks out there who don't mind paying attention to married woman.
Thirteenth. Well, lucky for you, at this time, I can't think of a thirteenth yet, but when it comes to me, I'll be sure to post it.
Not surprising at all that you’re a total fucking loser.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:24 pm
by quacker backer
ouchie!!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:29 pm
by indyfrisco
lk_pick1 wrote:I'm damaged bads.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:33 pm
by Dinsdale
Why all the hate for Picker?
She's shown a willingness to fuck Trolls™, for chrissake. And since most of you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse even if you had a full weekend's gross from M2's windchime booth, I'd say you should be nice to any woman kind, blind, or devoid of self-of-steam enough to fuck troll-losers, rather than express hatred...she may be some of y'all's only hope.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:35 pm
by indyfrisco
I'm doin' all right Dins.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:38 pm
by lk_pick1
Never got the op to bone a troll, unfortunately. Although, Bill was definitely blessed with the looks factor, KC Scott has a wife, all the others live way far away, I might have tried it at one time or another.
Hey, and I'm making women look just as at fault as men.
I drive him crazy with the phone thing all of the time. Fortunately, we have dvr, so after I quit bugging him, he can rewind to the part he would have missed. :D
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:40 pm
by Dinsdale
IndyFrisco wrote:I'm doin' all right Dins.
That's why I qualified it with "most."
And I don't know if we've been over this, but I've seen the pics of you and your OL...
And to this, I must say RACK you, Brother Frisco. You are truly one ugly fucking bastard. Your OL appears to be crazy hot. So please accept my RACKs for making 7-digits a year and having a 14" schlong...cause you sure the hell didn't pull that with your grille.
Damn dude, you could probably talk Mother Theresa into working streetcorners for you, you madgame motherfucker.
It's not like I'm totally without empathy -- I've pulled some chicks that I've had NO business getting with. RACK booze. I just didn't make the mistake of marrying them.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:43 pm
by Dinsdale
lk_pick1 wrote:Never got the op to bone a troll, unfortunately.
Really?
There's some rather persistant rumors around here to the contrary.
And really, who do you expect me yo believe when it comes to who sampled which pussy -- the owner of said pussy, or a bunch of horny losers who couldn't talk Lady Godiva out of her pants?
I'm in a quandry here...
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:43 pm
by M2
Cicero wrote:I hope you guys live happily ever after ever.
Why does everything you say, sound so fuckin' gay???
I'm pretty sure he's marrying a women, and not a guy.
the truth
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:47 pm
by lk_pick1
Dinsdale wrote:lk_pick1 wrote:Never got the op to bone a troll, unfortunately.
Really?
There's some rather persistant rumors around here to the contrary.
Well, considering that this is a message board, and the only interaction with any trolls I've had within the past three years has been Katy, those are obviously some crucially vital to the current life I lead kind of rumours.
And really, who do you expect me yo believe when it comes to who sampled which pussy -- the owner of said pussy, or a bunch of horny losers who couldn't talk Lady Godiva out of her pants?
Now that is just plain funny. Lady Godiva. You're silly.
I'm in a quandry here...
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:48 pm
by PSUFAN
Never got the op to bone a troll, unfortunately.
JHawk's Happy Trails says different.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:49 pm
by Dinsdale
lk_pick1 wrote:You're silly.
The battle cry of every 50 year old grandmother, right before she gulps my fonque.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:56 pm
by lk_pick1
What's a fonque?
and I am sooo glad you guys keep bringing Bill up. A friend of mine bought a pretty cool club and I think he'd enjoy jamming with some of the bands there. I'm gonna call him and see if he's still working at MAS & tell him about it & see if he'd like to go with the bf and I to catch the band and what not.
Thanks!
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:59 pm
by Dinsdale
lk_pick1 wrote:see if he'd like to go with the bf and I to catch the band and what not.
Your BF is down with you parading former conquests in front of him?
Sounds like quite the manly-man.
Dude's name isn't Neely8 by chance, is it?
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:00 pm
by Moving Sale
UCant#1 wrote:88 wrote:Who cares?
Already covered in the subject line of the thread. You
can read, right?
Not from what I've seen he can't.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:22 pm
by Goober McTuber
Dinsdale wrote:Why all the hate for Picker?
She's shown a willingness to fuck Trolls™, for chrissake. And since most of you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse even if you had a full weekend's gross from M2's windchime booth, I'd say you should be nice to any woman kind, blind, or devoid of self-of-steam enough to fuck troll-losers, rather than express hatred...she may be some of y'all's only hope.
Working on my 18th year of marriage, but in the 18 years prior, I never had a problem getting laid. And no, they weren't all 10's but a shitload of 7's and 8's.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:24 pm
by Cicero
m2 wrote:Cicero wrote:I hope you guys live happily ever after ever.
Why does everything you say, sound so fuckin' gay???
I'm pretty sure he's marrying a women, and not a guy.
the truth
Jesus fucking christ. You've never referred to a group as "you guys."
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:10 pm
by Derron
esus fucking christ. You've never referred to a group as "you guys."
Not unless your some 18 year old valley slunt whos mutters oooohhhhmmmiiiiggggoooddddd every 10 seconds if shes lucky enough to come with some youngster pounding away on her for 30 seconds or so.
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:35 pm
by chowd103
Is m2 the best man?
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:12 am
by Risa
Goober McTuber wrote:Dinsdale wrote:Why all the hate for Picker?
She's shown a willingness to fuck Trolls™, for chrissake. And since most of you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse even if you had a full weekend's gross from M2's windchime booth, I'd say you should be nice to any woman kind, blind, or devoid of self-of-steam enough to fuck troll-losers, rather than express hatred...she may be some of y'all's only hope.
Working on my 18th year of marriage, but in the 18 years prior, I never had a problem getting laid. And no, they weren't all 10's but a shitload of 7's and 8's.
isn't it dangerous to pound that many six packs?
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:44 am
by War Wagon
Goober McTuber wrote:
Working on my 18th year of marriage, but in the 18 years prior, I never had a problem getting laid. And no, they weren't all 10's but a shitload of 7's and 8's.
Aren't you special. Who the fuck are YOU again?
Don't bother answering, Goobster. I know exactly what YOU are...another supercilious punk making time on a message board.
Telling you to GFY would be redundant, but I just did it anyway.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:49 am
by Wolfman
WHOA !!!
ooops--
wrong board
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:59 am
by M2
Wolfman wrote:WHOA !!!
ooops--
wrong board
That shit happens when you're old.
I would'a fucked lk in the ass... but I drink a bunch.
Shit, I may still fuck her in the ass, since m2 is m2.
I have feelin' this may happen in sept.
Should I make her "boyfriend" watch and pay for the booze?
the truth
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:56 pm
by Goober McTuber
War Wagon wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:
Working on my 18th year of marriage, but in the 18 years prior, I never had a problem getting laid. And no, they weren't all 10's but a shitload of 7's and 8's.
Aren't you special. Who the fuck are YOU again?
Don't bother answering, Goobster. I know exactly what YOU are...another supercilious punk making time on a message board.
Telling you to GFY would be redundant, but I just did it anyway.
I wasn’t bragging, just explaining to Dinsdale that I didn’t fit his troll profile.
But you sound a bit jealous. Don’t be hating on me just because you can count the number of women you’ve slept with on your thumbs.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:03 pm
by Derron
Don’t be hating on me just because you can count the number of women you’ve slept with on your thumbs.
Would these be the same thumbs that he has jammed up his asshole all the time ??
If so unavaliable for ciphering purposes....
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 3:37 pm
by jiminphilly
May your first child, be a masculine child. Just make sure you ask your wife who the father is first. I doubt you want some negro kid.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:47 pm
by Nishlord
I always knew your sister would make a great wife some day.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:48 pm
by Dinsdale
m2 wrote:I would'a fucked lk in the ass... but I drink a bunch.
I laughed.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:51 pm
by jtr
how many women did you fuck before you said, yep this is the one?
Did you steal shoalize's cousin?
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 5:06 pm
by UCant#1
jtr wrote:
All I read^^^
I'm sorry... did you just
type something?
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:49 pm
by jtr
I said
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:11 pm
by PSUFAN
where do you find this shit, jess?
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:54 pm
by UCant#1
You waited two days to bump this shit thread... for a reply to a JTR post?
I think I'll log out for the weekend....
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:47 pm
by PSUFAN
Honestly? I did it to test out the new Paul icon. :wink:
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:11 pm
by jtr
PSUFAN wrote:where do you find this shit, jess?
I should ask you the same thing...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:35 pm
by ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2
Bump....
Btw -- I am on the left.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:41 pm
by Felix
what the fuck....
does she have to gnaw on trees to keep those incisors a managable size.....
btw, you've got very stubby fingers....I'm guessing your not a guitar player...
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:52 pm
by Rootbeer
MAN UP!
- Ten Tall Ben
She's a pretty lady, ucan't. I'm not sure how you pulled it off but congratulations.
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:39 pm
by Goober McTuber
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Bump....
Btw -- I am on the left.
You're even whiter than I imagined.
Hey, does that bitch have a barb wire tat on her right arm?
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:49 pm
by Dinsdale
Is this a caption thread?
I'll go with -- Hidden UCan'tDoItMPerkStyle, Crouching Sue Bird