Best Burger Joints in America...

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:32 pm

Doesn't vlipious sound like a word?

missjo · Post by **missjo** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:31 pm

Atomic Punk wrote:

You SoCal peeps forgot about Tommy's. It's slightly better than In~n~Out.

Had one today in fact.

Are you kidding me??
Tommy's was one of the grossest burgers I have ever tried in my life!!

Best burgers I tried over there were at a little tiny hole in the wall bar in the Bowery that had $2 beers & $3 burgers that were flame grilled & so big you had to dislocate your jaw to take a bite
Oh & their onion rings were spectacular!

Racer X · Post by **Racer X** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:26 pm

I've got a sausage that you would have to unhinge your jaw for.....

I'm sorry. That was the low hanging fruit of comedy, I know. But it was right there.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:26 pm

It's an acquired skill broken down into 3 steps.

1) You must be drunk

2) You go to USC or are an alumnus

3) You must eat them in odd numbers as to push them through your digestive system.

mouse · Post by **mouse** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:07 am

Cicero wrote:WHATABURGER, hands down.

I was going to say the same thing as far as fast food burgers go.

but there are some good mom and Pop burger places that kick ass also.
like Little Hips

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:53 am

ya but could you do this AP?

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:13 am

Shoalzie wrote:State's still alive but I'm not rooting for them to beat Maine today. I'll root for all of the other CCHA teams before them.

Maine 5, MSU 4...woot woot!

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:13 pm

Racer X wrote:........where we laugh at your educational system, tax base and basketball team.

Oh no you DI'NT.

Nuh-uh...I DID NOT just read that.

Racer...MY town didn't just try to pass a .1% increase in the sales tax (WTF is sales tax, anyway?) under the name of...

"The Meth Tax"

I can't fucking believe you even had the gall to type that.

Your town tried to charge you 0.1% fucking METH TAX on everything you buy.

The day my town even proposes a "meth tax" is the day I move. The really fucking funny part is that they don't want to tax the meth users for meth purchases as a "meth tax," the do it the easy way....just like all the people across the river who you envy so much for their full sets of teeth, your own fucking city officials (correctly) assume that every single fucking adult in the city of Vancouver is on meth, so they impose it as a sales tax.

Fucking hilarious. Nice work, Spuncouver.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:15 pm

The following is a partial list of people who had the mental wherewithal to decide that it's a good idea to leave the picturesque confines of the Tualatin Valley for that bastion of domestic violence known as Vancouver:

-RacerX

-Tonya Harding

It's only a partial list, I'm sure I'll think of more later.

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:56 pm

13. Thurman Cafe - Columbus, Ohio

Will vouch for this place, killer burgers. Will definitely go back there next time in Columbus.

Other great burgers:

Burger Heaven in Manhatten
Some place on Marco Island, FL; wish I could remember the name of the place.
Teriayki (sp) cheeseburgers from the place in the back of the Outrigger Hotel (the one on the beach) in Honolulu.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 7:33 pm

Teriayki (sp) cheeseburgers from the place in the back of the Outrigger Hotel (the one on the beach) in Honolulu.

Great Call TWIS... I forgot about that place, it was excellent.
I spent a week at the Surfrider Hotel next door and went there 3 times during that week for lunch.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:20 pm

e wrote:Hayes in KC
Wheel Inn in Sedalia MO home of the Goober Burger

RACK, I've eaten at the Wheel Inn before!

Hayes, you think?

Town Topic, bar none.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:27 pm

Favorite burger locally: Our country club has a nice 1/2 pounder

Favorite burger national chain: Hardees Angus Thickburgers

The Whistle Is Screaming · Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:31 pm

Y2K wrote:
Teriayki (sp) cheeseburgers from the place in the back of the Outrigger Hotel (the one on the beach) in Honolulu.
Great Call TWIS... I forgot about that place, it was excellent.
I spent a week at the Surfrider Hotel next door and went there 3 times during that week for lunch.

I was there 22-23 years ago, we stayed at the Outrigger and all I remember about the hotel was the bar under the pool, with the "viewing window" and that burger joint. I swear they must have used some Maui Wowie in the burger sauce because I couldn't eat just 1, had to have 2 or 3.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:39 pm

lk_pick1 wrote:
e wrote:Hayes in KC
Wheel Inn in Sedalia MO home of the Goober Burger
RACK, I've eaten at the Wheel Inn before!

Yeah, well, don’t go scanning the menu for the Goober Sausage, ‘cause it ain’t gonna happen. Not even if you promise to take your teeth out.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Mon Mar 27, 2006 8:52 pm

I was there 22-23 years ago

21 years ago last October....

Agreed those burgers had some addictive power, they actually created the munchies...

I remember all the locals hitting us up to buy some pot damn near everywhere we went. I even had some dude ask me on top of a mountain (volcano) in Maui....

Racer X · Post by **Racer X** » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:11 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Racer X wrote:........where we laugh at your educational system, tax base and basketball team.
Oh no you DI'NT.

Nuh-uh...I DID NOT just read that.

Racer...MY town didn't just try to pass a .1% increase in the sales tax (WTF is sales tax, anyway?) under the name of...

"The Meth Tax"

I can't fucking believe you even had the gall to type that.

Your town tried to charge you 0.1% fucking METH TAX on everything you buy.

The day my town even proposes a "meth tax" is the day I move. The really fucking funny part is that they don't want to tax the meth users for meth purchases as a "meth tax," the do it the easy way....just like all the people across the river who you envy so much for their full sets of teeth, your own fucking city officials (correctly) assume that every single fucking adult in the city of Vancouver is on meth, so they impose it as a sales tax.

Fucking hilarious. Nice work, Spuncouver.

We have to do something so that we can combat all of the meth heads that try to hide here from Incesticada, Gresham, Clackamas etc.
Or did you not know that Oregon is the meth capital of the country?

"Nice work" Dinsy