T1B

I still fear for Quadrangle and Palpatine. Theirs is a long journey.

I will pray for Quadrapalegic and Percocet.

Taint wrote:I will pray for Quadrapalegic and Percocet.

Amen.

What - no love for Queef and Particle? Did we run out of prayer candles?

Can we get a message to Luther to keep an eye out in Israel for Qualreevis and Purvert.

Seriously, who stole the plastic burger?






R.I.P. The Milton Familia and

I had no idea Qbert and Pacman had strayed so far.

Dinsdale wrote:

Van wrote: There's Moorese, Euro and, back when he still felt like it, Biggie.

Then there's the rest of us.

Then there's the rest of you.

Eloquent and money.

3nd.

Quaanzaa and Pursover should be celebrated when they return.

You know who would be really good at finding these boys?

Quincy and PerryMason

The children of the Kwisatz Haderach and the Bene Gesserit shall return, with God's help. I pray no hunter-seekers have been unleashed.

mvscal wrote:Has anyone checked Diego's trunk yet?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I had no idea Qbert and Pacman had strayed so far.

dayum
beat me to it

Rack it all. Especially the part that's like, all of it.






velocet

quacker backer wrote:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I had no idea Qbert and Pacman had strayed so far.

dayum
beat me to it

If you send me a check for $4.39, I'll give you the rights to Quasimoto and Pelegia.

Quisp and Paraplegia aren't taken yet, are they?

velocet wrote:Rack it all. Especially the part that's like, all of it.






velocet

3nd once again.

4th. But, I will agree with bushice on one thing. Nish doesn't seem to be putting much effort into it these days. I guess he's a little burned out like the rest of us. Somebody accused him of bobby 42ing it. I wouldn't go that far, but they do have a point.

So please God, bring back Qualcom and the Purple. And kick Euro in the ass and inspire him to come up with some more magic.

He gets a lifetime exemption for the Jim in Fall River mix on its merits alone.

Ever read his Fish & Chips story from his blog? You will cry from laughing after reading that one. I mean, it is some of the funniest stuff I've ever read including P.J. O'Rourke.

Van wrote: If that's all you know of Euro then hey, your loss.

Put it this way: In any Smack Off Euro has pretty much always been a unanimous #1 seed. The long timers never had any doubt that he was always the guy to beat and if he'd just bother to show up and make even a half assed effort he was going to be favored in just about any pairing.

Drawing Euro as your opponent was pretty much a death sentence. You couldn't beat him. Nobody could. The only one who could beat Euro was Boredom, which often as not drove him to the pub rather than to the keyboard.

Really? Since I was a newbie in a smackoff doubles event back at smackchat, I might could comment.

Thanks to Jack, I got paired with Beantard against Euro and OC Mike in the first round. :x

OC did the heavy lifting, Euro musta' been bored, because he didn't bring much. Beanie was useless.

I gave it the old college try, and got obliterated in the judges eyes 4-1.

The deck was stacked.

This poll is not going very well.

I'm getting worried about Queefgovion and Plemgis.

War Wagon wrote:

Van wrote: If that's all you know of Euro then hey, your loss.

Put it this way: In any Smack Off Euro has pretty much always been a unanimous #1 seed. The long timers never had any doubt that he was always the guy to beat and if he'd just bother to show up and make even a half assed effort he was going to be favored in just about any pairing.

Drawing Euro as your opponent was pretty much a death sentence. You couldn't beat him. Nobody could. The only one who could beat Euro was Boredom, which often as not drove him to the pub rather than to the keyboard.

Really? Since I was a newbie in a smackoff doubles event back at smackchat, I might could comment.

Thanks to Jack, I got paired with Beantard against Euro and OC Mike in the first round. :x

OC did the heavy lifting, Euro musta' been bored, because he didn't bring much. Beanie was useless.

I gave it the old college try, and got obliterated in the judges eyes 4-1.

The deck was stacked.

You ain't the only one. As a newbie I drew Euro in the first round. He absolutely refused to show up. I put in a pretty solid effort, but, due to the olympic skating type judging bias lost 3-2.

Not saying that I would stand a chance if he put forth half an effort, but, it kinda sux when the judges give someone a pass simply because they wanna see him in the next round.

Van wrote:
Nonetheless, name me any current people who are better overall than Euro, Moorese and Biggie.

Go ahead, give me your Mt Rushmore Of Smack.

There is no Mt. Rushmore of smack, doofus.

This is a place where we while away a few hours rather than watching American Idol. To suggest that certain posters are somehow monumental...is monumentally stupid.

Put it this way. If the said posters you iconoclast were really all that, they'd be hugely embarrassed in having someone gild their nuts the way you just did, and tell you to just STFU.

Who needs those expectations?

Btw, I'm better than all of them by plenty...and challenge them all to a best 2 out of 3 arm wrassling contest. Of course, I want some handicappers advantage. They have to use their opposite arms.

Since you asked, though. Guys whom I wouldn't wrassle for love nor money, even should they offer to use the opposite arm:

KC Scott
Toostoned
orcinus
Truman
Mace

Oh, my bad. That's five, when you only asked for three.

A bow of silence for Q-tips and Pantene, please.

And don't forget Quatrainisimalya (son of Nostratyrone) and Polypsanjo (seed of Persephoneja).

Thanks. And Godspeed.

Bizzarofelice wrote:You know who would be really good at finding these boys?

Quincy and PerryMason

The old & now defunct A-List site mentioned that Raymond Burr had a fetish for Fijian boys (how specialized can you get?)

Since nobody answered my earlier question, and since Babshice is apparently bucking for the Dipshit Of The Week award, perhaps somebody should check Diego's trunk, btw

War Wagon wrote:To suggest that certain posters are somehow monumental...is monumentally stupid.

You know, I was going to make an analogy that involved the Pulitzer Prize, but you're too fucking dumb to get it, so I won't bother.

Oh, and btw-"iconoclast" is a noun, you dumbass. And even if it were to be twisted into some sort of verb, its meaning would have absolutely nothing to do with how you're trying to use it. I offer this up not as grammarsmack, but rather as a favor, so that the next time the booze encourages you to try and sound intelligent, you'll now have an ever so slightly better chance at pulling it off...your odds are now up to about in in eleventeen trillion.

Hint -- there was a very recent thread where others could have made a case that I was some sort of "iconoclast." They would have been wrong, but at least they would have known what the big word meant.

WW, or Jesse Jackson....whatever, wrote:If the said posters you iconoclast...

That was like a fucking kidney stone to the eyeballs.

Well it does kind of roll off the tongue.

The meaning isn't even in the same hemishere as what he's trying to use it for, but kinda rolls off the tongue, nonetheless.


Wouldn't you agree, my iconoclasticitized friend? Or do you find it a little too pragmaticalistically unsoundatated?

Funny thing is, I think all he meant to say was "icons".

"The said posters you wish to make icons..."

Adding the "...oclast" to it? Classic Index move.

Maybe he meant ecclesiastic? You a church goin' debbil, Dins?

Then again, all roads still lead back to the same misplaced pew...

iconoclast
One entry found for iconoclast.


Main Entry: icon·o·clast
Pronunciation: -"klast
Function: noun
Etymology: Medieval Latin iconoclastes, from Middle Greek eikonoklastEs, literally, image destroyer, from Greek eikono- + klan to break -- more at CLAST
1 : one who destroys religious images or opposes their veneration
2 : one who attacks settled beliefs or institutions
- icon·o·clas·tic /(")I-"kä-n&-'klas-tik/ adjective
- icon·o·clas·ti·cal·ly /-ti-k(&-)lE/ adverb

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Man, I miss Index.

Van wrote:Funny thing is, I think all he meant to say was "icons".

And that still ain't a verb.

When you can't make it past third grade, it may not be the best idea to iconoclast Don King to fill in your linguistic deficiencies.

Dinsdale wrote:

Van wrote:Funny thing is, I think all he meant to say was "icons".

And that still ain't a verb.

When you can't make it past third grade, it may not be the best idea to iconoclast Don King to fill in your linguistic deficiencies.

You insensitive turd licking genetically defective result of a cousin fuck.

WE HAVE Queerlickmeonce and Purvurt MISSING, and you are fucking around with GRAMMAR LESSONS?

If you had any morals at all, you would fly to IBs crib and lick the decaying moss out from under her stretched marked tits all the while screaming and crying "I WANT MY MISSIN QUADRA & PERVO BABIES BACK, I
WANT MY BABYS BACK, BABYS BACK,BABYS BACK,

I WANT MY BABY BACK BABY BACK BABY BACK I WANT MY chili.....QUADRO-PURV RIBS....................


Damn, I'm hungry.

HEY QUADROPLEGIC, GIMME SUMMA dem PURRRVISFECT RIBS.


hhmmmmmmmm......

Oh chile....................

Van wrote: Man, I miss Index.

agree.

two posters who, merely by posting, absolutely guaranteed that someone or another would melt the fuck down within minutes: VALVENIS, and index

Purvoid and Quatro!!! Git in mah belly!!!

sin

Cuda wrote:

Van wrote: Man, I miss Index.

agree.

two posters who, merely by posting, absolutely guaranteed that someone or another would melt the fuck down within minutes: VALVENIS, and index

Plus, let's be honest..

You've got to be looking mighty emaciated these days, minus that big ol' ripened nutsack of his which used to provide all your sustenance!

:-)

(I'm guessing Elgrande's absence is down to his actually dying of starvation...)

Cuda wrote:

Van wrote: Man, I miss Index.

agree.

two posters who, merely by posting, absolutely guaranteed that someone or another would melt the fuck down within minutes: VALVENIS, and index

valvenis was a jackass who was notoriously inept with the crayons.

index brought the science. and sometimes he was wrong. but he wasn't doing shit just to piss people off. if people were pissed off by him, that was on them.

index also had it in him to bring 'teh funnay', as Ms. Lovebuzz (go with the angels wherever you and the minis be) once phrased it. index could switch it up.

valvenis refused to. it was all about homosmack and race smack.

elgrand was wronged.

War Wagon wrote:

Van wrote: If that's all you know of Euro then hey, your loss.

Put it this way: In any Smack Off Euro has pretty much always been a unanimous #1 seed. The long timers never had any doubt that he was always the guy to beat and if he'd just bother to show up and make even a half assed effort he was going to be favored in just about any pairing.

Drawing Euro as your opponent was pretty much a death sentence. You couldn't beat him. Nobody could. The only one who could beat Euro was Boredom, which often as not drove him to the pub rather than to the keyboard.

Really? Since I was a newbie in a smackoff doubles event back at smackchat, I might could comment.

Thanks to Jack, I got paired with Beantard against Euro and OC Mike in the first round. :x

OC did the heavy lifting, Euro musta' been bored, because he didn't bring much. Beanie was useless.

I gave it the old college try, and got obliterated in the judges eyes 4-1.

The deck was stacked.

Stacked, and then some. Two old school smackers against two stupid-to-the-bone retards. How’d you guys even get one vote? Was K.C. Lardbucket 3.0 one of the judges?

T & P for Quadrapeehole and Palvenis.

Goober McTuber wrote:Was K.C. Lardbucket 3.0 one of the judges?

No... it was a bunch of idiots. Can't remember them all, but BlondieBabe was definitely one. R-Jack and I lost in the semis to the eventual champs, TVO/MGO. Actually, it was really me against them because R-Jackson abandoned me. I singlehandedly kicked their asses for two days. TVO wytched pictures of meaningless shit and was his usual stupid self. He should have earned his team negative points, his material was so pathetic. MGO proved himself to be quite worthy... but I was still shocked when I... I mean... we, lost. It was a joke.

Are we done praying for Quasimoto and Pubis?

Maybe if they're in a cave, they'll roll away stoned on sunday, see they're shadows and then we'll have 6 more weeks of winter.

Mt. Smackmore would not be complete without MCET, DCSmackmaster, Jay in Phoenix & ML Coyote

With respect to Risa's recent return, I think it appropriate to finally honor the deaths of Quagmire and Pantalones.

Come on, fuckholes. PRAY for the families.