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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:55 pm
by M2
jiminphilly wrote:m2 wrote:Interesting topic
As you recall from one of his posts a year or so ago when he was asking for advice on how to deal with his wife's ex-husband.
The ex-husband he said, was a crackhead and was causing problems with his wifes kids from the previous marriage.
m2
If this story were true why hasn't it gotten more run? I have my doubts as to the validity.
Ask him... he was the one that posted it.
I'm sure someone remembers it.
the truth
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:15 pm
by Eaglebauer
mvscal wrote:jiminphilly wrote:m2 wrote:Interesting topic
As you recall from one of his posts a year or so ago when he was asking for advice on how to deal with his wife's ex-husband.
The ex-husband he said, was a crackhead and was causing problems with his wifes kids from the previous marriage.
m2
If this story were true why hasn't it gotten more run? I have my doubts as to the validity.
He's a piece of work no doubt about that, but he isn't a crackhead.
He's a paper hanger. Indentity theft, forged checks, bad checks, insurance fraud you name it.
Only stupid cunt skanks marry guys like this. And congratualtions, now you're married to one.
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:17 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Did you expect him to do better?
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:57 pm
by Husker4ever
I realize that as a trucker you haven't exactely set the world on fire. But, are you that fucking dumb you can't put your cock in the same hole as the guy you just watch get sucked off?
I ain't got all night.
(speaking of truck stop glory holes and mvscal's intimate knowledge of them)
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:36 pm
by Moving Sale
"Let's take off our sheets and hit them."
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:36 pm
by Van
Moving Sale wrote:"Let's take off our sheets and hit them."
MV's, not yours.
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:38 pm
by Van
~MV approaches a group of young ladies....~
"Okay, we both know why we're here. I got $50. That'll cover the lotof ya'."
"Sir! Are you blind?? These are girl scouts!!"
"Fine. I'll throw in an extra $20 and you throw in a box of Thin Mints but let's get this show on the road already!"
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:42 pm
by Risa
Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:48 pm
by Moving Sale
Van wrote:Moving Sale wrote:"Let's take off our sheets and hit them."
MV's, not yours.
You are a fucking idiot.
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 6:42 pm
by OCmike
Chick: Wanna get kinky? Fuck me like I'm black.
mvscal: Meaning...
Chick: Give it to me hard and dirty.
mvscal: Oh, I thought you wanted me to revoke your bus pass and take away your food stamps.
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 8:14 pm
by KC Scott
"Wanna See where I buried Quadrunner and Pubis?"
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:00 am
by smackaholic
earn that welfare check bitch. this taxpayer needs a blowjob.
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:32 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
"When I first looked into your eyes by the light of the burning cross, I knew we were destined to be together."
mvscal meets m2 . . .
"I have a GED. Wanna fuck?"
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:39 pm
by Van
Terry in Crapchester wrote:"When I first looked into your eyes by the light of the burning cross, I knew we were destined to be together."
mvscal meets m2 . . .
WAAAY too flowery to be MVscal...
"I have a GED. Wanna fuck?"
There ya' go.
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:39 pm
by PSUFAN
OCmike wrote:Chick: Wanna get kinky? Fuck me like I'm black.
mvscal: Meaning...
Chick: Give it to me hard and dirty.
mvscal: Oh, I thought you wanted me to revoke your bus pass and take away your food stamps.
just...rack.
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:44 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Van wrote:Terry in Crapchester wrote:"When I first looked into your eyes by the light of the burning cross, I knew we were destined to be together."
WAAAY too flowery to be MVscal...
Wasn't really approaching it from that point of view. I just took a somewhat typical cheesy pick-up line and inserted a mvscal joke into it, 's'all.
mvscal meets m2 . . .
Actually referred to the line below it, not above it.
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:56 pm
by Risa
mvscal has a GED?
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:03 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
Risa wrote:mvscal has a GED?
Allegedly, he posted that he did (this goes back several years, mind you). I say allegedly because I never saw the post in question, although Index commented on it not long thereafter and I did see that post. In any event, it doesn't really matter at this point whether it's true or not, in that it's something of the board equivalent of an urban legend by now.
Back to the topic at hand . . .
"Buy this car, bitch, and I'll sweeten the deal for you."
"I'm a proud member of the 101st Fighting Keyboarder Brigade. So fuck me."
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:52 pm
by quacker backer
Van wrote:~MV approaches a group of young ladies....~
"Okay, we both know why we're here. I got $50. That'll cover the lotof ya'."
"Sir! Are you blind?? These are girl scouts!!"
"Fine. I'll throw in an extra $20 and you throw in a box of Thin Mints but let's get this show on the road already!"
why no one has yet racked this is beyond my comprehension
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:23 am
by rozy
OCmike wrote:Chick: Wanna get kinky? Fuck me like I'm black.
mvscal: Meaning...
Chick: Give it to me hard and dirty.
mvscal: Oh, I thought you wanted me to revoke your bus pass and take away your food stamps.
we have a winner