T1B

Whitey is as funny as he is knowledgeable of football, so that's good.

Merton Hanks

Ok this thread is lame now. Let it go already!!






























Clint Didier

Whitey is as funny as he is knowledgeable of football, so that's good.

Really? Not that I'm trying to be "funny" in order to entertain a simpleton like you. Far from it. If I post anything that you find "funny", I must be doing something wrong.

As for my knowledge of football, or lack thereof, let's re-examine this list of supposedly "unsung heroes" that you somehow compiled (read: pulled out of your ass).

Where'smyBrain wrote:
OFFENSE

QB: Phil Simms, NYG
RB: Roger Craig, SF
FB: Howard Griffith, DEN
WR: John Taylor, SF
WR: Rod Smith, DEN
TE: Jay Novacek, DAL

DEFENSE

MLB: Karl Mecklenburg, DEN
OLB: Greg Lloyd, PIT
OLB: Kevin Greene, PIT
SS: Mike Brown, CHI
FS: LeRoy Butler, GB
CB: Aeneas Williams, AZ

I think it's safe to say that the bolded members of this "team" were anything but "unsung" during their tenure in the NFL. Especially the ones wearing SB rings.

I think it's also safe to say (once again) that you're nothing more than a shit troll who doesn't know a goddamned thing about football in general, or the NFL in particular.

Yet, here you come again, spouting inanities and acting all NFL guru like, trying to dress to impress the masses. ('sup, D-fan?)

And then have the temerity to leave lineman out. That, and having 25% of your team be Mules, speaks of intense myopia.

Not that I'm not also pre-disposed towards that affliction.

Here, I'll play just this once, and give you a better example of what a truly unsung hero really is.

Tony Richardson.

WhatsMyName wrote:Whitey is as funny as he is knowledgeable of football, so that's good.

War Wagon wrote:

fight....fight....fight.....

2nd...the impending Move to Archives....this is going to be FUN!!!!

I like when a guy calls me a homer for having 25% of my Unsung team as Broncos when 100% of his are Chefs. LOL! I didn't even need to work to bitchslap your ass on that one. Apparently you're as adept at logic as you are at smack and football knowledge. And humor.

On a side note however, you really aren't very smart, good at smack, knowledgeable of football or funny.

Quit being all defensive Whitey and accept the fact that this thread turned into one of your ass plungerings for the year. Plain and simple.

Unrack this shit thread.




Eric Wright

WheresMyBrain wrote: On a side note however, you really aren't very smart, good at smack, knowledgeable of football or funny.

Great.

I know what you are, but what am I?

Fucking terrific.

Next thing you know, you'll be offering lessons on how to be "smart and funny" on the internet.

DallasFanatic wrote:Quit being all defensive Whitey and accept the fact that this thread turned into one of your ass plungerings for the year. Plain and simple.

Defensive? Moi?

Never! The best defense is a good offense, and no grandstanding little twerp like yourself is going to declare anything as "plain and simple", when things that really are "plain and simple" are rocket science to a schmuck like yourself.

EAD, Bitch.

Better luck trying to "ass-plunger" someone else, D-punked.

only 2 posts in a row?!?!? You're slippin' War Risa.













Eric Thomas

al? wrote:only 2 posts in a row?!?!? You're slippin' War Risa.

Sue me.

I believe that each 'tard who decides to step in the ring deserves their own separate beatdown. Makes things simpler for when they re-quote it and try tossing it back to leave out the non-germaine part of their particular role. I hate scrolling thru a thread only to see the same idjits quoting and re-quoting each other ad nauseum.

It's also based on merit.

BSmack got three posts in a row, and he surely deserves them.

I doubt that you'll get more than one, al?, but you may feel honored for the personal attention.

War Wagon wrote:

DallasFanatic wrote:Quit being all defensive Whitey and accept the fact that this thread turned into one of your ass plungerings for the year. Plain and simple.

Defensive? Moi?

Never! The best defense is a good offense, and no grandstanding little twerp like yourself is going to declare anything as "plain and simple", when things that really are "plain and simple" are rocket science to a schmuck like yourself.

EAD, Bitch.

Better luck trying to "ass-plunger" someone else, D-punked.

You calling anyone a little twerp is hilarious. I can use you as dental floss Wags. Internet tough guy does you no good when everyone has seen your skinny punk ass. But go ahead and continue your charade tough guy.

DallasFanatic wrote: You calling anyone a little twerp is hilarious. I can use you as dental floss Wags. Internet tough guy does you no good when everyone has seen your skinny punk ass.

So why don't you post the pic then? Because you don't have the skeelz, right? I'm not ashamed of it, so better procure another weapon in that stupendously empty "ass-plungering" arsenal that you so miserly horde.

I call you a "little twerp" because your posts reflect exactly that, oh mentally challenged one. You like to act tough yourself, right? Little cloakroom bully sound better to you? Have you graduated from the 5th grade yet?

As if one's physical stature meant anything on a message board where we routinely call each other retards.

Btw, I may be a tall, skinny geek at 6'3" and about a buck ninety, but if you can use me to floss your teeth, I suggest that you visit an orthodontist, D-Hulk.

This thread is getting a little personal. It's only football guys!















Amani " It's not a tumor" Toomer

al? wrote:

This thread is getting a little personal. It's only football guys.

So?

Can't stand the heat, get out the fucking kitchen.

I've yet to see you post any thing more than a one line drive-by, so stuff a sock in it.

War Wagon wrote: So why don't you post the pic then?

Any takers, here?

Because you don't have the skeelz, right?

Cut the hoodrat act you goofy, four-eyed redneck spaz.

I'm not ashamed of it, so..

What a surprise. A self-proclaimed forklift driver isn't ashamed of himself. Shocking!

Dorsey Levens

Not my fault it only takes one line to dismiss bitches like you. I've yet to see you do more than melt and whine.........carry on.











Seth Joyner

WhatsMyName wrote:

War Wagon wrote: So why don't you post the pic then?

Any takers, here?

Sure,



Left to Right...


Whitey/Ernie... The One Board Football Forum



























Harry Carson






m2

This thread is getting a little personal. It's only football guys!

It always gets personal during off season.......






Ed McCaffrey

Pat Tilley.



RACK ME.

Ottis Anderson

al? wrote:Not my fault it only takes one line to dismiss bitches like you. I've yet to see you do more than melt and whine.........carry on.

Translation: "It's easier to sit in the stands and fling poo rather than step to the plate and face the heat".

Trust me, I get it.

Punks like you are a dime a dozen. Always looking for the safe way of trying to get over on someone you perceive as being vulnerable. Then being surprised and scared as hell when the guy you tried to mug with a dull pen-knife pulls out a .357 and levels it at your forehead.

Run along, al?.

Felix wrote:

This thread is getting a little personal. It's only football guys!

It always gets personal during off season.......

It's called winnowing the herd.

and let me guess.......you're the one with the .357? ooooooo..........scary.


Internet Gangster indeed. Flame on, pussy.











Alvin Harper

al? wrote: and let me guess.

That's what those w/o a clue usually do, and you're no exception.

Didn't I tell you to run along?

You bore me, which is much worse than being annoying.

WMB only annoys me.

whew!!!!!


Thank God (and GOD) I bore you......maybe now you'll put your gat away, eh gangsta?

I was really worried there for a second.














Stephen Baker

al? wrote: I was really worried there for a second.

For not being able to follow simple instructions, you should still be worried.

ok, WR......lets be serious for a minute.


I'm not going to derail this thread by tossing you around like the lightweight that you (admittedly) are.

Back on topic, I have to agree with your original assesment of WMN's unsung list as being hardly unsung, but that's probably the only salvagable thing you've produced in this thread.

Try to pull yourself out of the pile of melted pampers you've created here and contribute an underappreciated professional football player, or get out the fukk.









Matt Bahr

instead of deleteing some of the above SNIPING.... (Bernie J Kosar...fyi)

i offer y'all This.

BOWLING FORUM

Topic: did the Fatass Fuck-up? or should he be Happy?

(editors note: if you have NEVER Bowled in a League--->just save it and EAD!)

1st Game...had 1 open Frame-->a fuck up on my part.

Score: 255

won in the side-bet Bracket game.

2nd Game....last ball of the Game...pocket 7-10 Leave....10 pin falls.

Score: 299

won Bracket Game....not pissed about missing the 300....too many "light" pocket hits. (no crossovers at all...though)

3rd Game

X X 9/ X X 6/ 6/ (blew chance for 800 series here) X X (can strike out for League High Series) 81 = 207

lost last bracket match ($20)

761 series

my highest league series...name gets in the paper! wooHoo!

Hmmmmm.....

how should I feel?

~ i carried absolutely EVERY "SHIT-light" STRIKE all night.

~ i threw 5 "bad" balls all night.

~ i missed a Goal--->800 series; but, had a 299. (i have two 300's on the bank.)

should i be PISSED that i chopped my last Spare attempt--->costing me $20? (knowing that i "had" to cover it?)

~ career high series 761

I'm PISSED that I lost 20 BUCKS!!!!!!!

I'm PISSED that I needed (and failed to get) a Strike instead of a 6/ (twice).....to get an 800 Series.

what does this mean?

career High...but, i really fucked it up?

lucky as hell....getting "shit carries" to fall....

i lost $$$ while bowling my best--->FICK!

Nice series, Greg.

Hell dude, I've only shot one 700 series evah, and then just barely... a 705.

Shot my best game, 266, a few weeks ago with a bad back that hurt to even bend over and pick the ball up off the return. Why the fuck they got to put those things at TVO height is beyond me. :x

I'll never shoot a 300 'cause I'd choke in the 10th frame...if I ever even make it that close. Closest I've gotten is the first 7.

Love to go crashing 10 pins with ya' some day, Q-dawg.

Take it to the softball forum.....












live in the moment Q-nice series

Best series
246 / 252 / 246 – 744

Closest I ever got to a 300 game
X X X X X X X 8 X X X X

Both happened years ago, if I took up bowling today and got in a league I would be lucky to carry a buck85

m2 wrote: Harry Carson






m2

Yea, Harry Carson recently elected to the Hall of Fame...real unsung hero there ...Bozo

War Wagon wrote: Love to go crashing 10 pins with ya' some day, Q-dawg.

Interesting.

thx for the thoughts

godzilla2002 wrote:Best series
246 / 252 / 246 – 744

Closest I ever got to a 300 game
X X X X X X X 8 X X X X

Both happened years ago, if I took up bowling today and got in a league I would be lucky to carry a buck85

buck85?

with all of the new bowling ball technology?

nah, you'd be up in the 200 range 'zilla.

i bowl once a week...with bowling balls that are 8-9 yrs. old and we drink HEAVILY.

Bowling is in a Decline as a recreational hobby. Alleys will usually set up a pretty easy shot for league players to keep you coming back to spend more $$$$.

buck85? no way.

if you couldn't carry that avg. with what is available NOW in Bowling Ball product...i'd stay retired too.

This thread needs to stop comparing bowling scores and get back to bashing Piñata Wagon.


Ernie Green

Goober McTuber wrote:This thread needs to stop comparing bowling scores and get back to bashing Piñata Wagon.

Well, why don't you give it the ol' college try then, Goobs?

Then again, others somewhat better than you have tried and wound up woefully short of hitting paydirt on that pinata, but don't let that stop you.

Or are you just another punk standing on the sidelines hollering, "yeah, kick his ass"?

Face it Whitey, the whole board practically took turns fucking your cornhole in this thread. You'd think we were on the lacrosse team or something.

What a putz...

Are you going to go DF now and exclaim about how you "ass-plungered" me?

Your thread sucks, and I saved it from eternal ignominity.

You should be thanking me, dumbass...for garnering you so much attention.

That's what you wanted, so you got it.

Cheers.