Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 1:56 am
SoCal is the Cal Ripken, Jr of onanism.
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 2:01 am
Van looks at socal's ass with a purple passion as the veins protrude in a desirable manner..
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 2:06 am
Not even a little metaphor there!
Metaphors, not Fresno Fantasies.
Get with the program!
Metaphors, not Fresno Fantasies.
Get with the program!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 2:20 am
Roach is the Biff Henderson of comparative analysis.
:-)
:-)
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:12 am
Van is the George Costanza of Marine Biologists.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:19 am
SoCal is the R Jack of non sequitous analogies.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:21 am
Van is the fluid-tipped reservoir tickling Waitman Wade Beorn's anal warts.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:30 am
SoCal is Moorese's giant foreheaded midget/tard veering randomly to and fro across the parking lot of T1B.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 4:36 am
Van and Socal need to get a room!
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 7:35 pm
First of all, any description that uses "like"---i.e., he's like a snake, etc. is an ANALOGY, not a metaphor. A metaphor, importantly, uses the verb "is"--i.e., the Chimp is a puppet. That's a metaphor.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 8:16 pm
Don't let something as trivial as grammar rules get in the way of a good pile on thread. That being said......
You're subtle...like a hemerrhoid.
You're subtle...like a hemerrhoid.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 10:12 pm
LTS TRN 2 is the excised genital wart of fun.
Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 11:35 pm
OC Mike is the Emu of erudition.
Rack Van and socal, btw.
Tough acts to follow.
Rack Van and socal, btw.
Tough acts to follow.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:19 am
WW, ever notice right away when somebody's just a good, solid person?
Fuck it, but that's SoCal.
SoCal is the Rick Adelman of Smack.
Fuck it, but that's SoCal.
SoCal is the Rick Adelman of Smack.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:29 am
I'll take that as a compliment as Rick takes his walking papers...bastard!
Van is a polyester suit screaming Castro District.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:32 am
Van could fuck up a wet dream 'cause he hasn't learned to read the damn program.
Van would whiff on a slooow pitched softball lobbed directly over the middle of the plate...
Yaah bro, I've noticed that...of what you speak that is.
socal has taken me to task a time or two...I didn't enjoy it.
edit: Damnit! :x
Van would whiff on a slooow pitched softball lobbed directly over the middle of the plate...
Yaah bro, I've noticed that...of what you speak that is.
socal has taken me to task a time or two...I didn't enjoy it.
edit: Damnit! :x
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:35 am
That's because...
...WW is the Fredo of Debate!
:-)
...WW is the Fredo of Debate!
:-)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:43 am
Van is the Spiccoli of teatotalers.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:50 am
Van is to smack what my dear 85 year old mother is to...to, to harboring bad thoughts about another person.
So there!
err, who's Fredo?
I'm just waiting to get some dirty laundry on socal so that when the time is right, I'll be ready to pounce.
Hey socal...hurry up and provide some dirt, would ya'?
Sheesh.
So there!
err, who's Fredo?
I'm just waiting to get some dirty laundry on socal so that when the time is right, I'll be ready to pounce.
Hey socal...hurry up and provide some dirt, would ya'?
Sheesh.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:50 am
SoCal is the Napoleon Dynamite of sweet logic jumps.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:54 am
WW is the captain of the Goodship Oblivious.
Dude, my name alone is all the dirt you need.
"socal is the Kobe Bryant of________________."
"socal is the ___________ of faults.
Dude, my name alone is all the dirt you need.
"socal is the Kobe Bryant of________________."
"socal is the ___________ of faults.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:58 am
Socal is the Catholic Priest of his Boy Scout Leaders conclave.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:00 am
socal is the Gilligan of gullibility.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:11 am
WW is the Kraft Individual Cheese Slice of the BBS Board's Department Du Fromage Gourmet...
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:21 am
Van is the French equivalent of cottage cheese.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:27 am
~we interrupt this exercise to, well, to stop and offer a little editorial comment...
Dude, that was truly fucking horrible!! Holy crap!!~
WW is the Opus Dei of metaphorical humor.
Dude, that was truly fucking horrible!! Holy crap!!~
WW is the Opus Dei of metaphorical humor.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:41 am
Van is an over-educated Bill Maher wannabe.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:45 am
WW is the keg party of politics.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:46 am
(Metaphors, dude, metaphors...)
WW is the Barney Fife of The Cognitive Political.
WW is the Barney Fife of The Cognitive Political.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:53 am
SoCal is the Rent Asunder Romanian Cornhole in "Rocco's Bucharest Nights"...
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:54 am
Edit!! Edit!!socal wrote:WW is the keg party of politics.
(Good thing, too....The Ward Cleaver one sucked!! LOL!!)
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:54 am
Van is the C.W. McCall of gixxer convoys.
(Van is the Horshack of Edit Smack. And the first one was so great I've forgotten it! )
(Van is the Horshack of Edit Smack. And the first one was so great I've forgotten it!
)Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:56 am
SoCal is the 9mm Replica Sportbike Footpeg of Kitschy Kool...
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 3:59 am
BWAAAAAA!!!
Van is the Ward Cleaver of anal retention.
Van is the Ward Cleaver of anal retention.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:11 am
SoCal is the Terry Schiavo of rapier sharp ripostes.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:19 am
Van is the Al Sharpton of Chipotle green sauce stained teens
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 4:27 am
JTR is the mayo in the "No Mayo, Please!" Fatburger O' Smack.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 5:38 am
Van is the Soylent Green of Annie's daily bowel movement.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 2:10 pm
JTR is the JTR of Teen Flicks.
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 5:19 pm
Van is the full man tvo wishes he could be.