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'tart, you ain't bored to freaking death over there in South Kraprea, are you? Only rationale I can see for posting this thread.

It sucks watching you slather attention on the dipshits around here...kinda' queerish, actually.

The only fucking number you need to be concerned about is the number of days before you get back on home turf, and you should rather be directing your energies thusly.

Just let it go, WW.

Rip City

Luther wrote:Just let it go, WW.

Rip City

I worry about my boy, Luth.

Cain't hep it.

One thing about the Tart. He married a woman from the country he's in, he's got some brothers in laws that rival Bruce Ree. He's happy as hell with his kids and his rovely rife. He will definately be ok. Rong time, he'll be Roh K.

I've been there.
He's doing it.

He will just be fine. One thing about Tart is he'll probably have have the village that doesn't speak Engrish, and have them drafting in the "Tart's Korean Fantasy Footbarr Reague" by the end of August.

I think it could happen.

Rip City

Rack Tart 3:16.
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<--- 07/26/65

Series tied 3-3.

Game 7 on May 22.

WC starts June 7.

Netherlands country code: 31

South Korea country code: 82

:?

7: times i've seen pearl jam. best one of all was tonight in GR.

In 16, Joe Cool counted Lombardi's.
In 19 he counted bruises.
End of discussion.

I didn't forget Yzerman.
He's missing a vowel, and he's playing a game that replaces BALLS with something that rhymes with .. fuck.
He lost out to Unitas, Yount and Feller.



37: Wolverine Steve

37 has a quirky feel to him.
Near a 49 in that regard, and with similar characteristics.
More fleet than a 49, however, but lacking some of 49s physicality.
A 37 will mix it up, and is one of the more scrappy and militant of the 30s.
Famous 30s include Casey Stengel, Lester Hayes, and Doak Walker.



59: The Seer

Often under the radar, a 59 manages intangibles well.
He sometimes goes under-appreciated, as 58s, 7s, 6s, and 5s garner more attention.
May be more of a skill and guile player than the above, but he fills a needed role.
Famous 59s include Jack Ham, Seth Joyner, and Matt Blair.



64: KC Paul

64 has siblings in 62 and 63.
A 64 is rock who likes to mix it up, and he might have a nasty streak.
Stout and steady, with a face that might be as large side-to-side as it is top-to-bottom.
A 'foundation' player, a 64 is a tone-setter and chain-mover.
If not that, a straight-ahead bull-rusher he is.
Famous 64s include Jerry Kramer, Randall McDaniel, and Dave Wilcox.



49: War Wagon

A 49 is often a 'tweener.
A player who is a jack of a few trades, making a coach's job easier.
He isn't as fluid looking as others of the 40s family, and might have a peculiar gait, manner, or pattern about him.
Sometimes has a flair for the unexpected dramatic moment
Has a certain 'something' about him.
Famous 49s include Ron Guidry, Dennis Smith, and Bobby Mitchell.



81: socal

An 81 has a 'reedy' look to him.
He's a 'robust' reedy, though .... and he CAN play.
An 81 is a player.
He is staunch, unimpeachable, tough, valuable.
Famous 81s include Art Monk, Tim Brown, and Carl Eller.



20: RadioFan

A 20 is a difference-maker.
I picture him as 'pocket-sized', although 20 Mike Schmidt (while not being beastly) sticks out like a sore thumb.
Quick and decisive, a 20 is a lightning strike, but with deceptive strength.
He'll not shy away from contact, and is tough, despite his diminutive stature.
Famous 20s include Barry Sanders, Mike Schmidt, and Billy Sims.



69: Screw_Michigan

The 69 wears the uni that others shun.
Trotting to the field, is on the receiving end of taunts, jeers, and cheerleader giggles.
Not ballsy enough to take his uni to the cleaners, often sports the dirtiest shirt.
Famous 69s include Tim Krumrie, Mark Schlereth, and Keith Sims.

Why don't I get anything anymore? :?

I've gotta quit smoking dope. That shit makes you stupid. Apparently.

[tosses bone]

4: ElvisMonster

A 4 is the type to be staunch, enduring, ....... strapping, even.
The rough-and-tumble, red-blooded All American Boy type.
A touch of riverboat gambler.
A 4 has a look of joy that comes just from being in the arena.
Famous 4s include Bobby Orr, Lou Gehrig, and Brett Favre.

[/bone]

Is this like some kind of Korea thing or are you making it all up? Tell me, please.

ElvisMonster wrote:Is this like some kind of Korea thing or are you making it all up?

it's a korean thing.......

poptart wrote:2: trev

Near a 1, but most 'ghostish', if that makes sense.
A likeable sort of 'gladiator', with a distict sense of pride about them.
They'll stick their nose in where others wouldn't dare.
Famous 2s include Secretariat, Derek Jeter, and Tommy Lasorda.

So you're saying trev is horsefaced? :?

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:

BSmack wrote:

patsy stone wrote: <---August 16th.

8/16 over here.

The mid-August CZ ought to be quite interesting with all the birthday lushes. :wink:

<-- August 8th.

<------August 22nd. (If I remember correctly Y2K shares this same B-Day.)

Jeez....can't a transplanted chowd get some love?

It's like a Bible thing, Elvis.
Remember when God brought all the animals over to Adam, and let Adam name them all... ?
In this case all the 'tards are paraded by me, and I number 'em.



Hmmmm ..... Felix .....?

Ha, he amuses me.

I see him as.......



29: Felix

A 29 can't be portly.
I see him as a willowy type who is more adroit than most.
He has good height, and is well-schooled in fundamentals.
Not a power player, but durable and capable.
Famous 29s include Satchel Paige, Rod Carew, and Eric Dickerson.



77: Diogenes

A 77 has good size, core, and toughness.
He can be a shit-stirrer, and may perform best when disruption takes place.
He'll gird his loins and bring his best shot right down main street.
Often eye-catching, and pronounced.
Famous 77s include Red Grange, Lyle Alzado, and Ray Bourque.



55: Van

A 55 takes to a captain's role like a fish does to water.
Others gravitate to a 55 as rats do to a pied piper.
A student of the principles of his sport, mental errors are a rarity for a 55.
55 is comfortable either in or out of the spotlight.
Famous 55s include Orel Hershiser, Lee Roy Jordan, and Junior Seau.



33: chowd103

A 33 stands proudly, like a middle brother, between brothers 32 and 34.
Possessing many quality attributes, the 33 exudes confidence.
Not surprising to see a 33 take over a game and make it his own.
Skilled, shrewd, timely.
Famous 33s include Larry Bird, Kareem-Abdul Jabbar, and Tony Dorsett.

55: Van

A 55 takes to a captain's role like a fish does to water.
Others gravitate to a 55 as rats do to a pied piper.
A student of the principles of his sport, mental errors are a rarity for a 55.
55 is comfortable either in or out of the spotlight.
Famous 55s include Orel Hershiser, Lee Roy Jordan, and Junior Seau.

Poptart, you sir are going to hell for that one. Thanks. SoCal just gakked over that shit.









:wink: (I'll just go ahead and drop Orel and substitute him with Matt Millen or Willie McGinnest...)

Rack 'tart on this numerologyism thread!

87: The Whistle Is Screaming

While an 87 is not monolithic, he packages a 'largeness' with an ample portion of dexterity.
He's adept at using the measure of his frame to gain position advantage.
After doing so, he can then swiftly cut the heart from his enemy.
While appearing somewhat passive, an 87 is sneaky quick.
Can make the very difficult look simple.
Famous 87s include Dwight Clark, Willie Davis, and Dave Casper.

Van wrote:Poptart, you sir are going to hell for that one. Thanks. SoCal just gakked over that shit.

Van Crotchrocker,

Double nickels is the perfect number for you.

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Rack poptart again for hitting paydirt.

(BTW, August 23rd is my pop's birthday.)

Just remembered another lame 55...

"White Turnover"

A+
for originality and thoroughness--
must be something in the water ??
You anywhere near the Imjim ??

:wink: Cool. Thanks, 'tart. 33 is cool.

#33-Jason Varitek:



Marty McSorely....errr..

My waist is currently 33"...
My brother once inhaled 33 pancakes during one breakfast sitting... today his waist is like 43"....

Nothing significant happened while I was 33 yrs old.

Larry Bird...(you got it)

poptart wrote: 69: Screw_Michigan

The 69 wears the uni that others shun.
Trotting to the field, is on the receiving end of taunts, jeers, and cheerleader giggles.
Not ballsy enough to take his uni to the cleaners, often sports the dirtiest shirt.
Famous 69s include Tim Krumrie, Mark Schlereth, and Keith Sims.

fuck you. but nice take.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

poptart wrote: 69: Screw_Michigan

The 69 wears the uni that others shun.
Trotting to the field, is on the receiving end of taunts, jeers, and cheerleader giggles.
Not ballsy enough to take his uni to the cleaners, often sports the dirtiest shirt.
Famous 69s include Tim Krumrie, Mark Schlereth, and Keith Sims.

fuck you. but nice take.

Love the avatar S_M, I've spent the last 3-5 minutes just staring..hypnotized..
Reminds me of Jell-o pudding..







MMMMM MMMMMMM

poptart wrote:durable......

i've been called worse........

racks pops......

I'm in Anyang, a little bit south of Seoul, Wolfie.
Best guesstimate is I am 50 miles south of the imjim.

.....maybe.
I really don't know what the hell is going on here.

I've passed out a few lineman #s, e, but a lot of folks get a Christmas morning "yeah, thanks for the socks, mom" look on their face if they are given a 'grunt' number.

The 'grunt' numbers which have been passed out have been passed out selectively and strategically.
Those that have been designated as grunts are loved no less by me.
They are what they are.

I'm trying to assemble a team for the ages, not coddle a bunch of panty-wearing malcontents.

Take your number, sit down, and hum the national anthem, sport-o.


54: RedHerring

A 54 is a banger, a brawler, an in-your-face mauler.
Was absent the day subtlety was passed out.
A 'here's my best pitch, can you hit it?' sort of dude.
Smokes cigars in the wirlpool.
On the day he was born, the nurses all gathered 'round ......
Famous 54s include Goose Gossage, Randy White, and Horace Grant.



42: e

A 42 is firm and sound, like ....well, ..... a jr brick shithouse.
Fit, hale, and robust.
42 likes going in the front door, but is deft enough to use improvisation.
Decisive, expeditious, bold.
With an air of confidence about him, a 42 makes his teammate's dicks a half-inch longer.
Famous 42s include Jackie Robinson, Ronnie Lott, and James Worthy.

So I guess when you don't do anything in this thread to draw attention to
yourself, you just kind of slip under the 'tart's numeric radar.

Whew. Thank god for that! :wink:

5: Jay in Phoenix

A brother to the 3 and 4, and cousin to the 6.
There is a touch of free spirit found in a 5, ..... a certain panache.
Not the largest, fastest or most puissant, no, but seasoned and tested, he is.
A 5 bleeds a certain obstinancy, and longevity can be his hallmark.
Famous 5s include Joe DiMaggio, George Brett, and Johnny Bench.

Van wrote:

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:

BSmack wrote: 8/16 over here.

The mid-August CZ ought to be quite interesting with all the birthday lushes. :wink:

<-- August 8th.

<------August 22nd. (If I remember correctly Y2K shares this same B-Day.)

mvscal, IIRC, although maybe Y2K does as well.

Most of the numbers are gone. Maybe I could be 48, in honor of my LSAT score (perfect score at the time, although they've since changed the scoring system).

e wrote:

poptart wrote: 42 makes his teammate's dicks a half-inch longer.

my appeal is universal

My defense is impregnable.

Why don't you guys change your station .... ?



68: Terry in Crapchester

The 68 is similar to a 78, but a bit more lean, and with a touch more in the 'quicks' dept.
68 may even have a statuesque appearance.
Able to use leverage and position, a 68 then uses his ample strength to finish a play.
Will often be found on the periphery of the center of action.
Famous 68s include Jaromir Jagr, L.C. Greenwood, and Russ Grimm.



75: Invictus

*HEAD SLAP*
A 75 is strong, but also quite lithe and flexible.
Similar in build to a 68, but perhaps a waist-size or two larger.
Plain and simple, the 75 hunts bear.
A disruptive force with an evident zeal for the battle.
Famous 75s include Mean Joe Greene, Deacon Jones, Howie Long.

[quote="poptart"]It's like a Bible thing, Elvis.
Remember when God brought all the animals over to Adam, and let Adam name them all... ?
In this case all the 'tards are paraded by me, and I number 'em.

oo.4 Popfart

You pathetic little drip, if your latant homo urges aren't present enough, just read a few of your Castro rim shots. And the worst thing is that you pretend to know sports. Go see the Da Vinci Code with your Korean Christer nutjob autowife. And Wake...the...Fuck...Up

76: LTS TRN 2

76 trombones led the big parade......
Number 76 ought to have been special, a slice of Americana.
But instead, A twig-armed praying mantis fairy, a kicker, and a dude with a chick's name bastardized it.
Cut it, burn it, or let the team dawdler suit up in it.
Famous 76s include Shawn Bradley, Lou Groza, and Rosey Grier.

I never make a list.

TenTallBen wrote:I never make a list.

I thought we already established that your number was .28?

Being compared to Shawn Bradley might be as bad as it gets. Rack Tart.

Jim,
In this case, Shawn is getting the raw end being thrown into the same category as little Nicky buzz kill.

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Jim,
In this case, Shawn is getting the raw end being thrown into the same category as little Nicky buzz kill.

MtLR wrote:BSmack wrote:
patsy stone wrote:
Cicero wrote:
Derron wrote:
Quote:
I was born on August 13.


Rack that... ditto here.


Im August 14th.


<---August 16th.


8/16 over here.

The mid-August CZ ought to be quite interesting with all the birthday lushes. Wink


<-- August 8th.

What up with all the August birthdays?

<-- November 9

Poptart, the Korean TV programming getting to ya.