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portland sucks so bad, my buddy moved to nigvictus land up wisconsin.

They like me, they really really like me!

we waited all day for THAT?




I feel cheated.

this is sux and gax :x

mvscal wrote:The Hammer of Smack has fallen.

L to R: jeff's smack/thor hammer

Oh so someone makes a thread that says post your smack here, therefore I got crushed. OK D D Dave I am s s so sorry. Im s s sorry I will not f f fall in your t t trap.

Jeff in SD wrote:Oh so someone makes a thread that says post your smack here, therefore I got crushed. OK D D Dave I am s s so sorry. Im s s sorry I will not f f fall in your t t trap.

looks like somebody stole somebody elses cue cards

thats ok this whole site makes fun of people's illnesses, i guess i can go along with with some of the smack on .nets board bitch

Somebody stole a password...and holy shit, it's a horrid one.

First off I never said anything about me throwing epoch smack. I just asked why you guys claim BODE and lock up threads the second someone starts smacking at you. Seems a lil faggy to me. Hell even Miss C thinks that is nutless.

Oh and Timmay, how is it your state has an assisted suicide law and Luther is still living. Shouldnt be his time?

I would not throw Luth under the bus if I were you. Didn't he help you a bunch with your photoshop skilz?

I think that was a shot at me , but I don't think Luth will respond nicely to getting hit by randomly fired stray shmakola

Im just trying to get conversation out of Luther. We need him back on the site and I will let him take his wrath out on me just so he comes back and forgets about Damion linking him to :rumple:. Which looks like some of the Lk pics we have seen

R-Jack wrote:your obvious narcolepsy when it comes time to throw down this epoch smack you speak of.

Looks like you might have spoken too soon...

Jeff in SD wrote:Oh and Timmay, how is it your state has an assisted suicide law and Luther is still living. Shouldnt be his time?

This dude is really out to hurt some feelings.

well watch out. I've never been publicly smacked by the old coot but have gotten a couple pm's that made me feel like some poonshopper he just busted.

not a good feelin.

I hope this works out for ya. I'm gone so don't start saying "BODE he is teh runned" or whatever

Jeff in SD wrote:Hell even Miss C thinks that is nutless.

So...see if I've got this right...

You're basing your impressions of what "smack" should be...from Miss C?


And everyone else is "faggy?"


Let me mull this over for a bit...

nice word play there dins.

But I digress Ill just stay silent from now on while you make fun of Lk's grill even though that is the look of every lay you have ever had in your life.

Nice use of the Roget there R-jack.

Oh and Dins did you ever see a Dead show in SF. Always seemed like they always did a lil extra jamming at the one I was at than any other videos of concerts I have seen

Jeff in SD wrote:Nice use of the Roget

now hes 1/16th french as well??

this thread is teh confusing.

bbqjones wrote:

Jeff in SD wrote:Nice use of the Roget

now hes 1/16th french as well??

this thread is teh confusing.

Calling me part french is a low blow sir, and I do not take kind to it, but whats worse being called french or mexican?

Jeff in SD wrote:Hell even Miss C thinks that is nutless.

Solid point.

Our moms said it's all cool here though.

Jeff in SD wrote:whats worse being called french or mexican?

how about tard? ive done some stupid shit on these here boards, but never ttbeen called a tard. are you a thirteen year old girl?

Too scared to post this with his real nic wrote:i guess i can go along with with some of the smack on .nets board bitch

That.
board.
consists.
entirely.
of.
bitches.

That shithole is the dork table in the cafeteria. The only thing y'all have in common is that nobody wants you. A board consisting entirely of those picked last. Must be proud.

Bizzarofelice wrote:That shithole is the dork table in the cafeteria. The only thing y'all have in common is that nobody wants you. A board consisting entirely of those picked last. Must be proud.

is this seat taken?

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I'm sure he'd let you sit on his face. Got taint lovin' on your mind?

Me, too.

That board.

Marlo Thomas was so hot!

Jeff, you disappoint me, my friend. Makes me regret putting that pin hole in the condom I sold your old man oh those many years ago.

So wait, that board is full of bitches, however you are the one that can't venture off anywhere unless you or EM have full assurance that you are not going to look like a total douchebag. And for all I know you are as ugly as shit as well, and on top of that a virgin, regardless whether your married or not, since your wife would be fucking someone that had a pair anyways. But go ahead and make statements that you are the best blah blah blah, luckily people like Dins and Luth post here, otherwise your shit would be as gameless here as TT. And Dave is a giant fag, but at least he manned up and went head to head with .net a few times. So go get in a circle jerk with EM and Alkie and quit bringing up this I am the best ever shit somewhere else.

R-Jack wrote:

Jeff in SD wrote:They like me, they really really like me!

Did we just get crushed like jellybeans?

RACK!! Haven't heard that in YEARS.

Jacktown Smack wrote:Jeff, you disappoint me, my friend. Makes me regret putting that pin hole in the condom I sold your old man oh those many years ago.

Well that is A OK, once your child is born with three arms just by the fact of the shithole you live in. I won't feel so bad.

Are you America? Seriously, how much can you bench press?

Wow, way to employ some current events in your smack. Nicely done. I've got some current events for you, you're about to get your ass handed to you.

You better watch it. I think he might gleek on you.

Jeff in SD wrote: once your child is born with three arms just by the fact of the shithole you live in. I won't feel so bad.

the doctors call that "a boy". are you a thirteen year old girl??

bbqjones wrote: are you a thirteen year old girl??

Why did he mace a dog?

heh

Jacktown Smack wrote:Wow, way to employ some current events in your smack. Nicely done. I've got some current events for you, you're about to get your ass handed to you.

I here that all day but aside from Dins or Mvscal, nobody here hasn't done shit.

Jeff in SD wrote:

Jacktown Smack wrote:Jeff, you disappoint me, my friend. Makes me regret putting that pin hole in the condom I sold your old man oh those many years ago.

Well that is A OK, once your child is born with three arms just by the fact of the shithole you live in. I won't feel so bad.

That would actually be a third leg...which he would use to powerfuck your daughter then leave her on the front step of your palatial eight-plex so you can raise my grandkid.

Jacktown Smack wrote:

Jeff in SD wrote:

Jacktown Smack wrote:Jeff, you disappoint me, my friend. Makes me regret putting that pin hole in the condom I sold your old man oh those many years ago.

Well that is A OK, once your child is born with three arms just by the fact of the shithole you live in. I won't feel so bad.

That would actually be a third leg...which he would use to powerfuck your daughter then leave her on the front step of your palatial eight-plex so you can raise my grandkid.

Wow you sound like Dog in Boise with that smack. Oh and Timmay needs his cock rubbed in 5 minutes so you better get there fast!

You'll be done by then?

Jeff in SD wrote:

Jacktown Smack wrote:Wow, way to employ some current events in your smack. Nicely done. I've got some current events for you, you're about to get your ass handed to you.

I here that all day but aside from Dins or Mvscal, nobody here hasn't done shit.

hey I made Luther's list of mean guys who are smack masters in their own mind. I am now this much closer to my induction into tha Hall of Fame.
I could take my rightfull place next to Cuda's Bike Rack.