T1B

Ok, you're making margaritas with an $80 bottle of Tequila because you don't drink the stuff, have it on hand and want to get rid of it? Gotcha, I'll mark you down for "fucking retard".

"have on hand"...classic line. Use it on your wife, I always do.

I always pick up cases of beer to "have on hand". The implication is that it's going to last a while...heh heh.

The only reason to drink tequila is for the buzz. Make no mistake about it. Who sips on a glass of tequila for the experience? I dare say nobody. I know I don't drink unless I want to catch a buzz. So however you need to slip the booze by your tastebuds is fine for that particular individual.

Drink on bitches.

Headhunter wrote:Ok, you're making margaritas with an $80 bottle of Tequila because you don't drink the stuff, have it on hand and want to get rid of it? Gotcha, I'll mark you down for "fucking retard".

It's only $45ish here. Not much more expensive than 1800.

Dins, never heard of Crater Lake. I'm always up for a good Vodka test, though.

For the price, Tito's is *OK* as well.

T1B Nic wrote:Dins, never heard of Crater Lake. I'm always up for a good Vodka test, though.

A real man always is.


No idea where you are, but here's the distribution page -- http://www.bendistillery.com/bnds_buy.html

On a slightly related note, the best lines I've heard in the last 24 hours, both delivered dead-serious straight-faced --

Dins' Buddy #1 wrote:My naturopath neighbor brought over this mushroom tea stuff that's supposed to be really good for you, but I wasn't sure how it would mix with vodka.

Dins' Buddy #2 wrote:I was trying to get my Mom to babysit the boy today so I could take care of a couple of things, but she was drunk by the time I hit her up.

This tale was related to me at about 9:30 AM.



Welcome to my world...

Dinsdale wrote:http://www.bendistillery.com/bnds_buy.html

And while Oregon may be the coffee and hazelnut capitals of the country, I think I could probably live without "Crater Lake Hazelnut Espresso Vodka ."

Just sayin'. Sounds like it would give to me the poo.

Now we're talkin. I'm pretty friendly with the folks over at bendistillery.

fantastic booze. and yes the hazlenut espresso vodker is sux and gax unless its in a white ruskie.

If you are ever in the Bender, stop by the bendistillery tasting room downtown, and see my bro Chappy at the bar. He gets you fucksyupski.

HOT FUKIN CHICK SERVERS too

If you can stomach a few ghey drinks its a must stop when in nevada/easternoregon/california/idaho

I always crack up at the name Bendistillery.


Gotta figure since it's in Bend, it's a play on the city name, right?

Nope, dude's name is Bendis...where he lives is purely coincedental with his name.

Jim is a cool dude. always smells like grain alc though. dude loves makin booze. his bottling shop is 3 blocks from my office. We try to do him as many favors as possible because bottles of booze always seem to show up after.

I'll rack that sucker

timmay wrote:We try to do him as many favors as possible because bottles of booze always seem to show up after.

Heard that, bro. Might even sneak over to my bud's winery this evening to dole out some favors.


And I've been on the wagon for a while -- I think I've got some favors saved up.


ALWAYS kiss your local boozemaker's ass.

Dinsdale wrote:

ALWAYS kiss your local boozemaker's ass.

RACK


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