Martyred wrote:
No condolences necessary, fuckface.
Zarqawi was as myth. A nobody you dopes polished up to be Bin Laden Jr.
Congratulations America. You took an absolute nobody, attributed years of faked and unsubstantiated bullshit, place him atop a huge pedestal, then you knocked him off.
If by "you", you mean the media sensationalized a dome loping sociopathic towel head, then yea... He got his share of pub.
You understand why commercials are on when you watch Will & Grace, don't you?
A nobody you dopes polished up to be Bin Laden Jr.
Much like the 17 nobody's in Canadian prisons but with a bigger battlefield and more access to weapons and Soldiers of the Jihad
Congratulations America. You took an absolute nobody, attributed years of faked and unsubstantiated bullshit, place him atop a huge pedestal, then you knocked him off.
If only Al Queda had more use for American "bullshit" rather than American "Ammonium Nitrate" you could even play the myopic cynic even more
Van wrote:^^^ Everything that's wrong with their culture, all wrapped up in one pic.
I'm almost happy enough about this bit of good news to let this slide...almost.
Van...don't know what New Year's is like in your neck of the woods -- but 'round these parts, there's more munitions shot into the air in 5 minutes, than Iraq sees in a year.
Just sayin'.
True, but that's just drunken 'necks, of both sexes (and dubious racial make-up), whereas my picture shows a grandmother from the Cutlural Dark Ages sporting a giant censor blot shooting a gun in an area that's undoubtedly highly populated...
Granny shooting into the air is kinda dumb, but, you know what really annoys me over there? That silly little celebratory dance you see all the cops doing. They're prancing around like a buncha kansas city faggots. And somebody must be giving lessons, cause every last one does it the exact same way.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
I thought his last words would be something like... "Achmed, stop that infernal whistling!"
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
ForkliftWagon decides to chime in? Tell me Mr. warehouse manager, stacked any wooden pallets lately? Taken inventory to make sure there's been no shrinkage?
You're such a dumbfuck you don't even realize you can't spell. But hell, spelling isn't part of the job description.
This board needs all demographics, though. Thanks for representing the uneducated, blue collar 9 to 5 segment. I'm sure your contribution to society matters to someone.
DeWayne Walker wrote:"They could have put 55 points on us today. I was happy they didn't run the score up. . . .
BSmack wrote:"We want to give you the joyous news of the martyrdom of the mujahed sheik Abu Musab al-Zarqawi," said the statement, signed by "Abu Abdel-Rahman al-Iraqi," identified as the deputy "emir" or leader of al-Qaida in Iraq.
"The death of our leaders is life for us. It will only increase our persistence in continuing holy war so that the word of God will be supreme."
I believe similar statements were made regarding the followers of Abu Tard al-Cicero the other day.
Jimmy Medalions wrote:
This board needs all demographics, though. Thanks for representing the uneducated, blue collar 9 to 5 segment. I'm sure your contribution to society matters to someone.
best part of the iraqi press conference announcing zarquawi's martyrdom commencement was the obligatory "i-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi" cheer let loose by some iraqi chick.
The announcement started with applause which evolved into rythmic applause. Right in the middle of it, I was thinking to my self, it's about time one of these sand monkeys broke off a yi-yi-yi-yi-yi. And right on que it happened.
We need a yi-yi-yi=-yi-yi-yi-yi troll. Kind of this place's answer to fuck yeah troll.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Sudden Sam wrote:Sad he went so quickly and painlessly, though. A nice, slow dull knife beheading would have been better, but we had to get him when we had the chance.
The latest reports are that he lingered for quite some time. He was even gurgling and flopping around on the stretcher for a while. It would appear that his death agony was at least as long as Nick Berg's.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
BSmack wrote:The latest reports are that he lingered for quite some time. He was even gurgling and flopping around on the stretcher for a while. It would appear that his death agony was at least as long as Nick Berg's.
BSmack wrote:The latest reports are that he lingered for quite some time. He was even gurgling and flopping around on the stretcher for a while. It would appear that his death agony was at least as long as Nick Berg's.
Such a shame that Nick's dad finds that immoral.
Not really. The elder Berg's objections are immaterial to any policy decisions that have been, or will be made. His position is not even close to the mainstream of the Democratic or Republican parties. The shame would be if he felt compelled to renounce his beliefs to "fit in".
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
BSmack wrote:Not really. The elder Berg's objections are immaterial to any policy decisions that have been, or will be made. His position is not even close to the mainstream of the Democratic or Republican parties. The shame would be if he felt compelled to renounce his beliefs to "fit in".
I'll give you that. At least he has consistantly been a douchebag.
Jimmy Medalions wrote:
This board needs all demographics, though. Thanks for representing the uneducated, blue collar 9 to 5 segment. I'm sure your contribution to society matters to someone.
Blue collars don't work a 9-5 shift, you Dolly Parton romantic dipshit.
War Wagon wrote:Fuck-ups, mouth breathers and people with zero seniority don't work a 9-5 shift,
Keepin it real fo ya
If you're ever injured in an accident outside those hours feel free to treat yourself at the scene, get yourself to the hospital, treat yourself at the hospital, and later do the accident investigation on your own.
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
BSmack wrote:The latest reports are that he lingered for quite some time. He was even gurgling and flopping around on the stretcher for a while. It would appear that his death agony was at least as long as Nick Berg's.
Such a shame that Nick's dad finds that immoral.
Mr. Berg needs counseling with Ms. Coulter.
“It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.”
