The one player you would want at the plate..

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:46 pm

Cicero wrote:He didnt win it last year, bro.

:x :? :x

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Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:01 am

Cicero wrote:He didnt win it last year, bro.

Is it possible that A-Rod will beat him out for MVP again???

After all Ortiz is only a DH and A-Rod is a rod!!

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:17 am

greatest ever

he's not in the top5 players in the game.

he's a fatass DH who can hit, nothing more.

maybe espn should get his dick out of their mouth for a few minutes.

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:38 am

Adelpiero wrote:greatest ever

he's not in the top5 players in the game.

he's a fatass DH who can hit, nothing more.

maybe espn should get his dick out of their mouth for a few minutes.

Fucking RACK.

Yes, how epoc it truly was to watch Ortiz clench victory from the jaws of defeat after David Swells and his Crisco drenched sliders got rocked off the fucking mound.

Yeah, not really.

The only thing worse than watching that silverback Shrek drag his hairy knuckles up to the plate was seeing his piglet ass waddle around the bases-I was either expecting a fucking bluehair to lend him thier scooter while he was hunkering past second, or Batman to swing in outta nowhere and batarang his fat gumpy ass while he pulled out an umbrella and squealed 'waaaaahhhk waaahhk'.

Fuck Ortiz-i'd take Pujols any day of the week over him.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:30 pm

Raydah James wrote:The only thing worse than watching that silverback Shrek drag his hairy knuckles up to the plate was seeing his piglet ass waddle around the bases-I was either expecting a fucking bluehair to lend him thier scooter while he was hunkering past second, or Batman to swing in outta nowhere and batarang his fat gumpy ass while he pulled out an umbrella and squealed 'waaaaahhhk waaahhk'.

Beautiful, James. Silverback Shrek? Holy fucking shit that is funny.

Best rant on these boards in a while.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:55 pm

"silverback Shrek" is one of the greatest glosses I've seen in a while...

Adelpiero · Post by **Adelpiero** » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:57 pm

Web Page Name

oh for fucks sake.

i thought yankee fan was the worst, but "once every 90+ years" sox fan has taken the icing on the cake.

hey boston tard writer, your a disgrace to all sportswriters,writers, everyone ,etc.