Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:46 pm
Cicero wrote:He didnt win it last year, bro.
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:x :? :x :? Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:01 am
Is it possible that A-Rod will beat him out for MVP again???Cicero wrote:He didnt win it last year, bro.
After all Ortiz is only a DH and A-Rod is a rod!!
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:17 am
greatest ever 
he's not in the top5 players in the game.
he's a fatass DH who can hit, nothing more.
maybe espn should get his dick out of their mouth for a few minutes.
he's not in the top5 players in the game.
he's a fatass DH who can hit, nothing more.
maybe espn should get his dick out of their mouth for a few minutes.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:38 am
Fucking RACK.Adelpiero wrote:greatest ever
he's not in the top5 players in the game.
he's a fatass DH who can hit, nothing more.
maybe espn should get his dick out of their mouth for a few minutes.
Yes, how epoc it truly was to watch Ortiz clench victory from the jaws of defeat after David Swells and his Crisco drenched sliders got rocked off the fucking mound.
Yeah, not really.
The only thing worse than watching that silverback Shrek drag his hairy knuckles up to the plate was seeing his piglet ass waddle around the bases-I was either expecting a fucking bluehair to lend him thier scooter while he was hunkering past second, or Batman to swing in outta nowhere and batarang his fat gumpy ass while he pulled out an umbrella and squealed 'waaaaahhhk waaahhk'.
Fuck Ortiz-i'd take Pujols any day of the week over him.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:30 pm
Beautiful, James. Silverback Shrek? Holy fucking shit that is funny.Raydah James wrote:The only thing worse than watching that silverback Shrek drag his hairy knuckles up to the plate was seeing his piglet ass waddle around the bases-I was either expecting a fucking bluehair to lend him thier scooter while he was hunkering past second, or Batman to swing in outta nowhere and batarang his fat gumpy ass while he pulled out an umbrella and squealed 'waaaaahhhk waaahhk'.
Best rant on these boards in a while.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:55 pm
"silverback Shrek" is one of the greatest glosses I've seen in a while...
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:57 pm
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oh for fucks sake.
i thought yankee fan was the worst, but "once every 90+ years" sox fan has taken the icing on the cake.
hey boston tard writer, your a disgrace to all sportswriters,writers, everyone ,etc.
oh for fucks sake.
i thought yankee fan was the worst, but "once every 90+ years" sox fan has taken the icing on the cake.
hey boston tard writer, your a disgrace to all sportswriters,writers, everyone ,etc.