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Bizzarofelice wrote:Lucky
RACK!
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90 days of employment before insurance kicks in

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The Flaming Lips




-The Human Soul
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lk_pick1 wrote: Alcohol, to me is a God send, so I can't go there.
I'll bet every guy you ever slept with says the same exact thing
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Hungrrh?
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:90 days of employment before insurance kicks in

-AP
This thread is really starting to kick ass.
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4. Hamm's
You just made the list, pal.
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SRV

Sincerely,
The ability to stay awake
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Unremitting envy.

Oh, and UV rays.

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Hot and sexy 400 lb internet freak blacks with beautiful stretchmarks

--Van
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No. Wait. I like the ashy skinned with folds for miles.

--Van
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The inability to have sex with women.

-Steve Vai listeners
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No. I hate them again. I pity them.
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The ability to score with each other.

-College Rock Honk
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Mime masquerading as music.

-Maturity
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High healthcare costs.

Sin,
Meds
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Prime.

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Everybody who isn't Steve Vai


-Steve Vai
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My taste in music.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Everybody who isn't Steve Vai


-Steve Vai
Okay, now that one makes no sense.

:lol:

Dude is about the most hippy-esque "inclusive" dude on the planet. Remember, he's the guy who's all peace, love and good happiness stuff.

He started his own record label just so he could get all sorts of crazy music from all sorts of crazy artists recorded and distributed. A good chunk of those artists play and sound nothing like Vai.

You must have him confused with Ted Nugent or something.
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The whole lot of you's keyboards.

- Me
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The human liver.

-Dins
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20 minute guitar solos

-ears
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20 minute guitar solos.

-Pretend musicians who can't play 'em and their fans who can't understand 'em.

20 minute guitar solos.

-Even better 30 minute guitar solos.
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30 minute guitar solos

-drummers and bassists
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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:30 minute guitar solos

-drummers and bassists
:D :D :D

So true!
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Boston Red Sox.


GAME.FUCKING.OVER.
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Adolescence

-DiS
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Booze

- Dinsdale's Liver
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Age of consent

- Diego

Bad spelling

- Mgo

Imported beer

- Whitey

Pic wytches

- Irie

Caller ID

- R_t_S
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Caller ID

- R_t_S
That one is definitely going to make the final Top Ten.
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Firewater

-Sitting Bull
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Anger management.

-Mvscal
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Liberals..


sin. the Roman Empire


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Image

-Nick Frisco
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Pops.

-Socal
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Burlap drapes

- Biggie
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"Screetch" from Saved By The Bell. Fucker had chops for days.

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Van wrote:"Screetch" from Saved By The Bell. Fucker had chops for days.

-JTR
Oh, so sorry. The correct response here is film editor.
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Penicillin.

-TVO's date
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