A question about Israel

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:34 pm

Just come correct for once and admit the pickle troll was yours AP.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:42 pm

I doubt the pickle troll was AP’s. Could be that the same person ran Pickle and Frodo, or that they actually were brothers, or they were just two buddies. But they both had quick answers and much local knowledge regarding Madison and the UW, as well as the local high school they attended (same high school as my son). Don’t believe that AP has that knowledge.

Frodo actually sent me a PM (which I didn’t notice for a couple of months) offering to get together for a brew when he came to Madison. Could have been interesting.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:43 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:
Frisco.
Leave me out of this.

My bestest baseball watching buddy recently called me from a Frisco Roughriders game-btw.

Says your town is a shithole among shitholes-btw.

Been to a few of those games myself. Very nice stadium for a AA park.

A shithole? Frisco is a nice area. Don't know what your buddy was smoking. Shaq even has a house there. He owns the Krispy Kreme in town.

Anyhow, I've just retained the name Frisco. Been outa there for 3 years now.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:45 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I doubt the pickle troll was AP’s.

You obviously missed the part where Pickle lived in Newport Beach - a place that AP knows well. He's talked about some of the same spots under both nics.

It's AP.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:47 pm

mvscal wrote:Wasn't Pickle a shit troll?

ftfy

yes, he was.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:48 pm

LTS:

You live where? How far back does your claim go?

And Jimmah, Pickle is NOT AP.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:50 pm

Jimmy Medalions wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I doubt the pickle troll was AP’s.
You obviously missed the part where Pickle lived in Newport Beach - a place that AP knows well. He's talked about some of the same spots under both nics.

It's AP.

That still wouldn't explain his much more extensive knowledge about Madison over a somewhat longer time period. AP had numerous interactions with Pickle. If AP is Pickle, logic dictates that you are Canibus.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:52 pm

Who's on second?

Who gives a fuck?

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:53 pm

A tiny sliver? You mean the best ports and farm land. The Palestinians lived there for 1600 years, which is a fuck of a lot longer than the 150- year run of the ancient "kingdom" of Israel (italics because this was a kingdom the size of Berkeley). And of course the Zionists were not at all satisfied with their original charter and quickly expanded until they felt the need to CAGE and STARVE the entire Palestinian population.

Fuck Israel and its demented race-state vision. What good has come of it? Name one thing. A convenient Middle East organized crime center? Check. A solid partner in thew Cold War?...No, that was completely exaggerated. How about a constant instigator for the various Defense Industry corporations. Doube check!

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:55 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:If AP is Pickle, logic dictates that you are Canibus.

That would be one hell of a suntan

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:57 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:07 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Fuck Israel and its demented race-state vision. What good has come of it? Name one thing.

Pissing off a bunch of inbred goat-herders who refuse to be dragged into the 21st century? That's always fun.

I mean, c'mon....having a whole cultural tradition of which hand to use to eat and shake hands because your "brilliant" culture couldn't invent toilet paper? You're kidding, right? I mean, is THAT Israel's fault too?

Europeans came out of their "Middle Ages" years ago and they didn't have the internet. Arab/Middle Eastern Muslim cultures will continue to be treated as "bass-ackward" culturally-primitive cultures until they behave otherwise.

Mix in some Charmin and stop using kids as suicide bombers and maybe people will start treating you guys like your remotely civilized. Hell, the only reason we pay any attention to you at all is because you have oil.

Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:07 pm

mvscal wrote:Wasn't Pickle a shared troll?

The password to the Pickle troll was a closely-guarded secret.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:34 pm

Mike the Lab Rat wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Fuck Israel and its demented race-state vision. What good has come of it? Name one thing.
Pissing off a bunch of inbred goat-herders who refuse to be dragged into the 21st century? That's always fun.

I mean, c'mon....having a whole cultural tradition of which hand to use to eat and shake hands because your "brilliant" culture couldn't invent toilet paper? You're kidding, right? I mean, is THAT Israel's fault too?

Europeans came out of their "Middle Ages" years ago and they didn't have the internet. Arab/Middle Eastern Muslim cultures will continue to be treated as "bass-ackward" culturally-primitive cultures until they behave otherwise.

Mix in some Charmin and stop using kids as suicide bombers and maybe people will start treating you guys like your remotely civilized. Hell, the only reason we pay any attention to you at all is because you have oil.

Mike, who's this "you" you're talking about? I'm not a fucking Arab--I'm an American who is against fascism, whether it's in our own White House or in our sponsored race-state experiments.

Your childish smears against Arabs are beneath comment, and if they truly reveal your headspace, you are one sick puppy. And by the way, who the fuck are YOU? Seriously, are you speaking this seething trash as an American? A closet Israeli? Who the fuck are you?

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:49 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Mike, who's this "you" you're talking about? I'm not a fucking Arab--I'm an American who is against fascism, whether it's in our own White House or in our sponsored race-state experiments.

It's more of a general "you' - not aimed at you in particular.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Your childish smears against Arabs are beneath comment, and if they truly reveal your headspace, you are one sick puppy.

Aside from the "inbred" comment, I'm pretty accurate. If Arabs want to stop being treated like barbarians, then they should stop acting like barbarians - abandon their endemic misogyny (from sharia), allow religious freedom of expression, and stop the barbarity of suicide bombing. Neither Israel nor the U.S. nor anyone else "made" them pull this shit - they've been doing prior to Israel's existence and continue to choose doing it.

Their culture is medieval by choice. If they choose not to change, then thy deserve the lackof respect they get.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:And by the way, who the fuck are YOU?

An American who loves tweaking a typical antisemitic fuckhead like you for the fun of it. Watching you go apoplectic over this is hysterical.

Don't take this the wrong way...but you're an idiot.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:54 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
I'm an American who is against fascism, whether it's in our own White House or in our sponsored race-state experiments.

So when are you going to give up your home to the Native Americans who were here before you? You don't seem to mind "race-state experiments" (indian reservations) when it suits your own interests. Put up or shut up.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:16 pm

That's some weak-stooled drippings, Mike.

First, Arabs are PURE Semite. Thus, any "antisemitism" is all on you, you stupid punk.

Your knowledge of Arab culture and history is so simplistic and juvenile as to be a joke. Typical.

Great take, Fester--you're really clicking. Look, the injuns got royally screwed, okay? They've been partially compensated by huge cash-gushing casinos and incaluable mineral reserves.

So, where's the Palestinian casinos? Where's their compensation for being royally screwed?

Put up or fuck off, twirp.

patsy stone · Post by **patsy stone** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:19 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:So, where's the Palestinian casinos?

We own pita bakeries and sandwich shops. ;)

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:31 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Where's their compensation for being royally screwed?

Selecting leaders that don't bend them over on a consistent basis would be a start. Of course, they haven't done that in decades, so why start now?

There's no compensating for stupidity, barbarism and an unwillingness to negotiate.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:38 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote:That's some weak-stooled drippings, Mike.

First, Arabs are PURE Semite. Thus, any "antisemitism" is all on you, you stupid punk.

I knew that you'd play that card. Jew-haters always do when the word 'antisemitic" comes up. Thanks for playing to type.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Your knowledge of Arab culture and history is so simplistic and juvenile as to be a joke. Typical.

Really? Tell me then, what technological, scientific, artistic, philosophical, etc. contributions have the Arabds given us since the 14th century? Harnessing electricity? Alternating current? Lught bulbs? Sound recording? Surgical techniques (other than beheading)? Molecular biology?

C'mon, boy - put up or shut up.

Tell me what the great makers of the abacus and algebra have done lately, since "White Cloud" hasn't made their list.

And just try to tell me that the oppresion of religious freedom or women is hunky dory. Go ahead.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:51 pm

Mike the Lab Rat wrote: Really? Tell me then, what technological, scientific, artistic, philosophical, etc. contributions have the Arabds given us since the 14th century?

falafel ? No Dead tour would have been the same without it being sold.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:54 pm

LTS TRN 2 wrote: I'm not a fucking Arab--I'm an American

I suddenly feel dirty.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:56 pm

PSUFAN wrote:
When you have options, why do you choose a tiny country in the desert surrounded by your permanent sworn enemies?

Kool; maybe you'll get some shitty neighbors and will willingly leave your home for somewhere else and one of us can claim it? Send pics....

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 10:56 pm

Tom In VA wrote:falafel ? No Dead tour would have been the same without it being sold.

Not just any old falafel, either.

They had to be fattykind falafels(although Out West, it was usually fattykind burritos).

Some of that stuff straight-up scared me, but when you're tripping and hungry, a burrito from some hot chick with glow-in-the-dark paint on her face sounds pretty good, regardless whether you spend the next morning squatting in a porta-pottie screaming "I need a miracle!"

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:00 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
Some of that stuff straight-up scared me, but when you're tripping and hungry, a burrito from some hot chick with glow-in-the-dark paint on her face sounds pretty good, regardless whether you spend the next morning squatting in a porta-pottie screaming "I need a miracle!"

RACK THE FUCK OUTTA DINS.

Nice. My stomach literally hurts from laughing and I swear there's some patchouli wafting through the air ... or maybe it's just a flashback.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:04 pm

mvscal wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:tripping and hungry
Never had that experience.

Rookie.

Go on a 4 day bender and see if you don't get hungry.

A lot of fun can be had with bbqed chicken when you're zootered.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:11 pm

falafel ?

zootered.

Archive this bitch.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:19 pm

Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I've had some pretty epic cookouts while under-great-influence.

Elephant ears are pretty bombastic while tripping, too.

But within the first few hours, food rarely sounds good. But if you smoke enough weed in the subsequent hours, the quest-for-edible-food becomes an adventure in and of itself.

Good times.

But, regardless of our differing views about eating food whileusing hallucinogens, there's one thing we can probably all agree on...

That this thread needed hijacking in the worst sort of way.

RACK the Heads.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:21 pm

mvscal wrote:
Peaking while suffering from violent shits is not a very aesthetic spiritual experience to say the least.

I've taken shits that came DAMN close to being aesthetic spiritual experiences.....

Van · Post by **Van** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:26 pm

A lot of fun can be had with bbqed chicken when you're zootered.

Dins can't go a day in here without making me laugh out loud.

Great stuff.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:29 pm

Judging from the reactions, I take it "zootered" isn't a common term across the country?

I didn't think I was digging into the double-secret-stoner-words bag for that one.

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:41 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Judging from the reactions, I take it "zootered" isn't a common term across the country?

I'm pretty sure most Oklahomans would know that term only in the context of an animal at the zoo that's been "fixed."

Not being from here, I've heard it a few times. A great word, probably because it hasn't entered the popular lexicon, at least not recently.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 11:58 pm

Well, when you're looking for cutting-edge slang, or anything else cutting-edge, I'd venture to say that Oklahoma would be an excellent place to avoid.

The words "hip" and "Oklahoma" are rarely going to be used in the same sentence, except when descibing the largest part of your women's anatomy.

Y'all's should thank the Left Coast for giving you any culture at all.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:24 am

Peaking while suffering from violent shits is not a very aesthetic spiritual experience to say the least.

Ah Christ...start cringing now, Luth...

On one trip, a friend and I were sitting at a "nice" little party when we dropped. We sat there sipping beer, and having pleasant, inane conversation with our hosts...all the while expecting the onrush of the LSD, which would make the insipid surrounds deliciously surreal. So, as we started going up, we realized that it was going to be a doozie. I started drinking in earnest. That was my thing - on acid, I enjoyed the addition of a healthy alcohol buzz. Anyway, my friend went to the bathroom just as the wall of paisley started to creep on the walls around, and I was seeing the words come out of people's mouths as they spoke...way fucked up. My friend was gone for a while...a really long time. After what seemed like 2 hours, but probably was 45 minutes, he staggered out, bright red in the face, all freaked out. Turned out dude had suffered some kind of hemmoroid explosion - blood everywhere. He had never had anything like it...so he just thought he was dying or something. While I was out at the party, pounding beer, yapping manically at brainless bitches, he was stemming a flow of blood from his asshole and peaking on acid. After his horrific description, I told him he probably had a hemm and that he'd be ok.

Bloody times.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:29 am

Van wrote:True. God didn't give that land to Israel.

Yes, He certainly did.

Genesis 12:1-3

1:Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee
2: And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:
3: And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.

Genesis 15:7

7: And he said unto him (Abram), I am the LORD that brought thee out of Ur of the Chaldees, to give thee this land to inherit it.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:45 am

PSUFAN wrote:the wall of paisley started to creep on the walls around,

Damn I miss that. I always thought it looked more like the inside of a clock or watch with all of the little machines floating on the ceiling and whatsuch, but paisley does it justice.

I want high school back.

Van · Post by **Van** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:51 am

Well, God wasn't as good then as the United Nations at really following through with the job...

He also apparently wasn't as good as the United States when it came time to do the all importat post sale follow up work.

If I'm an Israeli Jew I think I'd place my trust in the United States more than in the absentee God of the Old Testament.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:02 am

I agree.

Sincerely,

The Red Sea

RadioFan · Post by **RadioFan** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:33 am

poptart wrote:I agree.

Sincerely,

The Red Sea

Is Charlton Heston in subtitles there, pop, or is it in full-blown Engrish?

Personally, I prefer his infomercials here in the states, about the "Living Bible" via cartoons for kids or some shit.

Hey, it's only $19.95 on DVD or video, for your first cartoon. God bless him though, he gives you the option of signing up, for more videos, every month, so you can get better and better in your quest for God. No way. What an incredible deal.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:50 pm

Uh, Popfart, if what the Old Testament says is true, why is it the Hebrews only controlled the land of Palestine in their own right for...what?...200 years or so over the past 2500 years? What the fuck kind of tribal god is that? Or rather, how can ANYONE give credence to such a pathetic record of fulfilled promises and threats? I asume you're aware that the VAST majority of Jews--both in Israel and throughout the world are SECULAR and look upon your literalist take on the ancient religious notions as obscene and insulting? That you and your Ned Flanders-like welter of robust ignorance and blind faith are a joke? Except that due to your perverse support of the Zionists--TOTALLY secular, btw--the bunker state retains its song and dance act upon the world stage--ignoring any international laws, etc.

Aren't you in, like, Korea, or some hideous place, married to a Khrister? It figures. It really does. Go on, read yer bible, pray for Jesus, and shut the fuck up!

T1B

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