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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:51 pm
by Uncle Fester
So LK-Rondo lives on a golf course? Is that near the windmill or the fiberglass chicken?
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:54 pm
by lk_pick1
Uncle Fester wrote:So LK-Rondo lives on a golf course? Is that near the windmill or the fiberglass chicken?
The big clown head?
(I've never played miniature golf before, so I'm going off movie guessing here)
Edit: Still waiting for Orcinus to bring his genius six year old pathetic smack to the table.
How's that RSO working for you, by the way?
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:58 pm
by Uncle Fester
"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:00 pm
by Cuda
lk_pick1 wrote:
Heterosexual conservatives who live on golf courses really get under your skin, don't they.
Bwahahahaha... passing out on the driving range after casual animal sex doesn't quite qualify as "living on the golf course".
... although it probably does provide a convenient explanation for all the bruises
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:06 pm
by lk_pick1
Uncle Fester wrote:"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror.
That's funny!
See, there's some original smack around here. You just need to know where to look for it.
I'm still waiting for Orcinus to come back with something here.
RSO RSO RSO
I don't forget anything, either.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:10 pm
by Cuda
You've got a head like an elephant, why wouldn't you have a brain like one too?
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:36 pm
by PSUFAN
rack ctrl-cudes for mounting the Smack Sybian.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:44 pm
by Bizzarofelice
PSUFAN wrote:the Smack Sybian.
goodnight, folks.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:29 pm
by Cuda
PANTSSHITTERFAN wrote:rack ctrl-cudes for mounting the Smack Sybian.
Nice of you to drop by after avoiding this thread all fucking day yesterday like it was a roll of toilet paper.
As truly fucking hideous & unreadable of a poster as picker is, just what possible fucking case could you make that you're any better?
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 3:37 pm
by PSUFAN
Please excuse me for not F-5'ing this board for the latest CTRL-cuneiform debacle. So, you've renovated the plunger wall rack, and you're stirruped into the gyno table, fastidiously vaselined and panting lightly...and we're supposed to give a fuck? Tickling your intestines with a dowel rod you've provided us isn't my idea of a relaxing lunch, no matter how persistent your begging becomes.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:07 pm
by Cuda
Just answer the question, Nancy.
What the fuck makes you think you're any better than lk_pick?
What the hell, I'll save you some time and tell you.
You're NOT any better than fucks-for-fridge-dollys.
Her black eyes & your skid marks pretty much cancel each other out. Sure, we don't have to hear daily updates about your soap-opera life, but that doesn't keep you from still being a sniveling, takeless, talentless, gameless cunt.
Carry on, brave boy!
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:22 pm
by lk_pick1
My happy sordid clambake is down.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 4:24 pm
by lk_pick1
You changed my post. :D
Hey, when can we start posting personal stuff, anyway?
Its okay to flame on me for black eyes, delete and edit my posts, but not give one bit of shit to someone here who is a Registered Sex Offender. What gives?
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:54 pm
by Van
Too many people here simply do not appreciate Fester nearly enough.
Speaking of Cuda, it's good to see him around. Naked plagiarisms or not, Coods is still a chief relic and reminder of the Good Old Days of these boards.
Come to think of it, am I the only one who occasionally also misses the woebegone stylistic ramblings of elgrandetrafficbarrel?
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:14 pm
by PSUFAN
um, swimmingly.
Re: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:54 pm
by Smackie Chan
R-Jack wrote:Correct me if I'm wrong you man-yogurt drip pan, but have you done anything but be the speedbump on the way to running over Team Nutsack or be the plunger storage unit for showing KC Paul the blueprint for passing off someone else's keystrokes as your own?
Anything?
Ever?
If I had to guess, everything is unreadable to you. Not in a cynical way. More in a Dexter Manly type of way.
RACK!
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:01 pm
by PSUFAN
damn....
Re: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:04 pm
by Dinsdale
R-Jack wrote:Dexter Manly
ManlEy
M-a-n-l-E-y
Quack Quack, motherfuckers.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:20 pm
by orcinus
lk_pick1 wrote:Uncle Fester wrote:"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror.
That's funny!
See, there's some original smack around here. You just need to know where to look for it.
I'm still waiting for Orcinus to come back with something here.
RSO RSO RSO
I don't forget anything, either.
Sorry.
Looks like I missed this one earlier. What in the hell are you babbling on about anyway?
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:22 pm
by lk_pick1
orcinus wrote:lk_pick1 wrote:Uncle Fester wrote:"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror.
That's funny!
See, there's some original smack around here. You just need to know where to look for it.
I'm still waiting for Orcinus to come back with something here.
RSO RSO RSO
I don't forget anything, either.
Sorry.
Looks like I missed this one earlier. What in the hell are you babbling on about anyway?
Wanna explain how that got your attention.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:22 pm
by lk_pick1
orcinus wrote:lk_pick1 wrote:Uncle Fester wrote:"The Big Clown Head" is the ghastly image you see staring back at you from the mirror.
That's funny!
See, there's some original smack around here. You just need to know where to look for it.
I'm still waiting for Orcinus to come back with something here.
RSO RSO RSO
I don't forget anything, either.
Sorry.
Looks like I missed this one earlier. What in the hell are you babbling on about anyway?
Wanna explain how that got your attention.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:23 pm
by orcinus
Must have been your double posts.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:24 pm
by Dinsdale
My name isn't Orcinus, but I'm guessing it has to do with it being one of the 3 most recently posted in threads?
Just a guess.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:30 pm
by lk_pick1
You lost me again.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:32 pm
by orcinus
Clock's ticking ... you have a point?
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:34 pm
by lk_pick1
I've got all the time in the world today. You know what my point is. I think we arent supposed to post personal stuff any more though. :D
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:40 pm
by orcinus
ESP must be down today, because I have no idea what you're trying to get at here.
English, skank ... do you speak it?
You can have more post to keep my attention before I head home for the day.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:41 pm
by lk_pick1
orcinus wrote:ESP must be down today, because I have no idea what you're trying to get at here.
English, skank ... do you speak it?
You can have more post to keep my attention before I head home for the day.
Where'd you get those grammatical skills?
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:48 pm
by orcinus
lk_pick1 wrote:orcinus wrote:ESP must be down today, because I have no idea what you're trying to get at here.
English, skank ... do you speak it?
You can have more post to keep my attention before I head home for the day.
Where'd you get those grammatical skills?
Somebody call 'tart ... I just got runned.
Try not to fall down anymore stairs this evening.
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:51 pm
by lk_pick1
Make sure to leave the sign up.
Re: Bring it, motherfuckers!
Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 11:21 pm
by Cuda
Dinsdale wrote:R-Jack wrote:Dexter Manly
ManlEy
M-a-n-l-E-y
Quack Quack, motherfuckers.
my, my, my...
I'm gone for a quick little IFR training flight and I come back to see Reggie-Jackson impaled with/on his own batting tee.
Blind rage has that æffect on some people, I guess
(R-Jack can't read dis- imo)
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:22 am
by PSUFAN
THAT'S your response?
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:29 am
by Cuda
Anything would have gone over your head.
Feel free to piss off at your earliest convenience, cuntface
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:31 am
by PSUFAN
Anything would have gone over your head.
So instead you chose...nothing?
Plungered Tard, cleanse thyself
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:32 am
by Cuda
OK, I fucked up
EVERY-thing goes over your head
Happy now?
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:09 am
by Mister Bushice
Cuda wrote:OK, I fucked up
about 4 pages ago, I'd say.
Bring it, motherfuckers!
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 4:12 am
by The phantorino
PArdon me, I know I'm new but isn't the audience waiting for some smack - ain't seen anything worth smirking at yet
*Yawn*
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:20 pm
by Goober McTuber
R-Jack wrote:That's the problem with Coods. When it comes time to put his money where his mouth is, a dollar goes down the pants of a leather clad biker.
Outstanding.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:42 pm
by Cuda
R-Jack wrote:PSUFAN wrote:THAT'S your response?
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Are you surprised?
That's the problem with Coods. When it comes time to put his money where his mouth is, a dollar goes down the pants of a leather clad biker.
oh, btw, rack you for taking your time (5 days ) to at least
attempt to drop some smack. Sure, you plungered yourself, but that's part of your charm, Reggie. No, wait... it isn't. You're the same gameless PC dumbfuck you've always been.
Wasn't it VALVENIS who first bitchslapped you with that "leather-clad biker" line a few years ago? Of course it was. How fucking dumb are you to think that would go unnoticed?
Save yourself further humiliation, Corky. Just let this thread scroll down the page & hope PUS doesn't try to ride your jock again & reset it.
Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:29 pm
by PSUFAN
"riding jock" smack from CTRL-Plunger Pogo? Reacharound new lows much?