Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:13 pm
Change "Van" to "TerryinCrapchester," and change the references to you to references to me, and you're spot on.Dinsdale wrote:Vannie in North Mexico...we need to talk.
I have no fucking idea how you've twisted it in your mind that people are ankle-biting you, or fellating you, or whatever fucking delusion you're suffering from...
But you're sorely mistaken.
The reason people(some more than others) jump your shit when you post isn't because they admire you, it isn't because they want to gum your nub, and it isn't because you have a cult following, regardless how much you'd like to believe it...
it's because you post like a placentaface who needs his teeth kicked in.
Straight up...
Van, you are EASILY in the top-three dorkiest motherfuckers here. Most likely #1. Everything you post screams "I'm a fucking dork" from the mountaintops.
Don't believe me? We can start a poll to verify this(and I'm QUITE confident of the outcome...trust me).
So when people tell you you're a dumbass or a dork, don't fucking flatter yourself by thinking it's out of admiration -- it reallyreally isn't.
You garner "anklebiters" and admiration much the way LK Pick does...light coming on yet? That's right...every time she posts, there's a storm of replies. Props on being the male LK Pick of T1B, dweeb.
Sincerely,
Goober 3.0
