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mvscal wrote:None of your examples are applicable. It was not a direct quotation.

OK, we'll try again, for those who were incapable of graduating high school. I'm here to help, mv...

Which part of "In American English, periods and commas ALWAYS go inside quotation marks" are you struggling with?

Is it the "in"? (You'll note that the word/phrase that I'm quoting wasn't a direct question, but rather was used within a separate question, and therefore the question mark was placed outside of the quotation marks. There are rules regarding the placement of question marks within quotes, whereas with commas and periods, there is only one rule -- they go inside the quotes.)

Is it the "American English" that threw you off? American English has different rules of puntuation than "British English." (You'll note that I placed "British English" inside quotation marks, because "British English" is not an "official" name, and is noted as such by the use of the quotation marks.) If you were attempting to use "British English," you failed miserably at that, since "British English" uses single quotation marks, rather than the double quotation marks used in American English.

Is it "ALWAYS" that's throwing you off? If so, http://www.dictionary.com can probably help you with that.

Remeber mv, I'm here to help, and I'm really hoping I can succeed where your high school teachers failed.

Work with me here.

RACK mvscal.


Thats 30 seconds i'll never see again thanks to fucking Dins.

mvscal wrote:
Bush isn't an "oilman".

Why don't you just say water isn't "wet"?

Raydah James wrote:Thats 30 seconds i'll never see again thanks to fucking Dins.

Except for the pesky fact that Dins is correct.

RadioFan wrote:

Raydah James wrote:Thats 30 seconds i'll never see again thanks to fucking Dins.

Except for the pesky fact that Dins is correct.

Ahh, I read that statement differently and had to throw up a little.

RadioFan wrote:

Raydah James wrote:Thats 30 seconds i'll never see again thanks to fucking Dins.

Except for the pesky fact that Dins is correct.

Yes, RACK that mad comma BODE he's bathing in.



:roll: X the number of inches of Din's crop circle on the upper back of his head.

Speaking of commas...

Raydah James wrote:Thats 30 seconds i'll never see again thanks to fucking Dins.

Given your propensity for hair-gel and public displays of affection with other men, the omission of the comma here is more than a little worrisome to me.

mvscal wrote:

BSmack wrote:

mvscal wrote:
Bush isn't an "oilman".

Why don't you just say water isn't "wet"?

The family background is in finance not oil. His personal educational background is business administration not petrogeology or any other field even remotely related to oil.

Which makes his extensive involvement as an executive with Arbusto Energy, Spectrum 7, and Harken Energy all the more questionable. But it damn sure means he's an "oilman".

Dinsdale wrote:Speaking of commas...

Raydah James wrote:Thats 30 seconds i'll never see again thanks to fucking Dins.

Given your propensity for hair-gel and public displays of affection with other men, the omission of the comma here is more than a little worrisome to me.

Yet only one of us hasnt omitted to an entirely male populated board that he is single, middle aged, and has a male fucking roomate.



Keeping your dickbeaters from pounding submit is easily your smartest option.

Dinsdale wrote:Speaking of commas...

Raydah James wrote:Thats 30 seconds i'll never see again thanks to fucking Dins.

Given your propensity for hair-gel and public displays of affection with other men, the omission of the comma here is more than a little worrisome to me.

OK it wasn't just me ...

TWIS 2 posts up wrote:Ahh, I read that statement differently and had to throw up a little.

Maybe he named a pillow after you.

Raydah James wrote:Yet only one of us hasnt omitted to an entirely male populated board that he is single, middle aged, and has a male fucking roomate.

Yet one of us just admitted to fucking one of those in that same male population.*


* -- Which never happened-btw- that was only in Jamie's warped little mind. At no point was the natural seal of the male anus broken in the making of this thread, or at least not on my end, anyway...James...I'm not so sure about.

Keeping your dickbeaters from pounding submit is easily your smartest option.

Yeah, I'd hate to miss a keystroke and admit to fucking one of the male members here...that would be embarrassing, never mind the part where you finished your business in thirty seconds.

mvscal wrote:

BSmack wrote:Which makes his extensive involvement as an executive with Arbusto Energy, Spectrum 7, and Harken Energy all the more questionable. But it damn sure means he's an "oilman".

That was all part of one deal, so don't try to play it like it was something it wasn't.

It was ten years of his life. Never mind his family's involvement with the oil business that started in the late forties and continues to this day in the form of Haliburton.

Do you seriously want to argue that the Bush family is not wedded to the oil industry?

Dinsdale wrote:

Raydah James wrote:Yet only one of us hasnt omitted to an entirely male populated board that he is single, middle aged, and has a male fucking roomate.

Yet one of us just admitted to fucking one of those in that same male population.*


* -- Which never happened-btw- that was only in Jamie's warped little mind. At no point was the natural seal of the male anus broken in the making of this thread, or at least not on my end, anyway...James...I'm not so sure about.

Keeping your dickbeaters from pounding submit is easily your smartest option.

Yeah, I'd hate to miss a keystroke and admit to fucking one of the male members here...that would be embarrassing, never mind the part where you finished your business in thirty seconds.

Your cup of punctuation smack completely runneth over, Dins. I mean, your brilliant deduction due to my misplacing of a mark gives you infinte BODE.



Christ, what a fucking tard you've become in my absence.

AJ, Dins has been a tard in my presence. What's the problem?

Atomic Punk wrote:AJ, Dins has been a tard in my presence.

Much like Loganfan, you need to climb WAY up the food chain before you even qualify for a beatdown from me.

You calling someone a tard is the equivalent of mvscal correcting anyone's punctuation, which is on par with Rayduh James smacking on somebody else's hair.

Hair smack from RJ...priceless.

You are the deluded one Dins. Deck screws to tree shrews. Ain't nuttin' gettin' by yo ass.

Dinsdale wrote: on par with Rayduh James smacking on somebody else's lack of hair.

Fixed.


Rest assured, Dinsgaine-The second I begin to see any sign of a crop circle resembling an alien landing site (or about 1/10 of what you have), it'll be open season on me.


Until then, shut the fuck up and know your role old man.

By the time RJ or AP brings something to the table, gas will probably be back up to $3.38 a gallon.

Oh, and keep on running that balding-smack, Roider James... you'll be cueballed before I even have to clean out my shower drain again.

Dins is an unbanned 'BODE. Self-proclaimed "know-it-all," that barks like a poodle. Yer knowledge of the U&L is impressive. Finding an audience that gives a fuck is a whole different challenge.

Nobody cares about Dins' knowledge of worthless factoids. Nobody.

Nope. Still not high enough on the depth chart to even warrant a smackdown.

Try your hand at jtr or something, Bedpan.

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Dinsflail must be in high PM motion right now. Dude, I heard you were actually PMing posters about how much you hate me.

What a fucking douche you are... "fight boy." I saw you going all Zy on mvscal and bragging like the ultimate tat tard. The fact those ass clowns are methed out at a whopping 149lbs is nothing to attach your baldness to.

Atomic Punk wrote:Dude, I heard you were actually PMing posters about how much you hate me.

Then you heard wrong.

Although I do seem to recall that quite a while ago, your name did come up in a PM about the people who are KNOWN TO HAVE TAKEN THINGS OFF THE BOARD.

So, tried to run any scripts through instant messenger lately, AP?

Anotomically Punked wrote:Zy

How uncanny that you brought up the name of another poster WHO IS KNOWN, FOR FACT, TO HAVE TAKEN THINGS OFF THE BOARD, in an effort to fuck with people's real lives.

Don't ever adress me again, loser. I'm suprised the admins here even let your known-miscreant ass post here.

Atomic Punk wrote: that barks like a poodle. .

Don't

Fucking

Start

Wow, I struck one of yer 12 cranial nerves that still function? Your memory is bad but that is to be expected from the U&L pothead society.

Scripts? Dude, that is a hospital off the I-5 left of your damaaged dome-age.

I think I see the beginning of many tears as you waddle your fucked up shit out the A/C trailer on the job site. The Mexicans say, "Senor Dinsdale es a mucho mal mal tardisimo. Es verdad."

What a fucking joke you are.

Dinsdale wrote: Don't ever adress me again, loser.

Or what, you'll threaten to ignore him?

Face it Dinsypoo, the newfound punctuation bitch of T1B, you're nothing more than a parody of an IBB bully. Once you get your nose punched, you run off screaming into the night.

You're a fragile little flower child, quite unable to take what you so love to dish out...in other words, a yawning, cavernous, gaping twat of sublime proportion.

Oh, and you misspelled "address" you stupid punctuation smack running bitch..

Dins is now PMing all 3 board members from what was Smackbat.net/,com looking for a reach-around. I thought that board was shut down for this one.

What---> evvvvvvverrrrrrr.

Dins has zero cred, but he knows that. That's how he rolls.

"lol",

WWDD?
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Atomic Punk wrote:Dins is now PMing all 3 board members from what was Smackbat.net/,com looking for a reach-around. I thought that board was shut down for this one.

What---> evvvvvvverrrrrrr.

Dins has zero cred, but he knows that. That's how he rolls.

That's how the majority of us roll in here