Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 2:00 am
vans has more takes on cfb?
where are the yawn emoticons
where are the yawn emoticons
Van wrote:Adel comes rolling in right on cue to suckle at my tired loins again?
Where are the are you ever going to post anything anywhere that anybody ever noticed emoticons?
No, Van the Liar...Van wrote:Look closely. I followed the verbiage you used in your post, to a tee. However, to make it simpler for you, try it this way...
Where are the "are you ever going to post anything anywhere that anybody ever noticed" emoticons?
Is that "English 101" at USK???Van wrote:
"Where are the are you ever going to post anything anywhere that anybody ever noticed emoticons?
Van,Van wrote:MuchoBulls, the criteria for playing in the BCS Title Game needs to be a lot higher than simply "not being a bad team by any means"...
Utah and Boise State both ran the table and neither were ever going to get a sniff at the title game, and rightfully so. Same deal this season with W. Virginia. When your only potential "quality wins" consist of Maryland, Pitt and Louisville, well, no. You don't get into the title game, not even over many a one loss team...
Bottom line, here's why W. Virginia cannot play in the title game, not unless they run the table and there aren't at least two other one loss teams out there by season's end...
W. Viginia's 2006 schedule
-Marshall (joke)
-Eastern Washington (unconscionable joke)
-Maryland (THIS passes for a big game??)
-at East Carolina (WTF??)
-at Mississippi State (doormat)
-Syracuse (make it hoops instead of football and okay, now we're talking...)
-at Connecticut (WTF, Part II?? Do they even play football?)
-at Louisville (BFD)
-Cincinnati (dammit, this is FOOTBALL season, not hoops!)
-at Pitt (unless Dorsett and/or Marino is playing, this is just another hoops game)
-South Florida (how many joke games can one team have on one schedule??)
-Rutgers (Ooooohhh! The Scarlet Pimpernels...)
12 games, only five roadies and only game on the entire schedule that they'll even need to be awake for in order to win. Texas, OSU, USC and probably even ND would walk through that joke of a schedule without their first teamers ever needing to play an entire game.
Is it W. Virginia's fault the ACC poached their best teams? Nope.
Is it W. Virginia's fault that they play in W. Virginia, where the other local teams/rivalries are all dogshit except for Va Tech? Nope. (Though there's no excuse for Va Tech and W. Virginia not playing each other every year. That one should be as automatic as OSU-Michigan or ND-USC...)
So, no, it's not entirely W. Virginia's fault. Doesn't matter. It wasn't Boise State's or Utah's fault either. Bottom line, when you play in THAT poor of a conference then you have to schedule like a motherfucker OOC and even then it may not be enough, not when teams like USC already schedule like a motherfucker OOC.
You simply can't play for the title after coasting all season long on a diet of nonstop creampuffs. A one loss OSU-Penn State-Texas-USC-Auburn-LSU will always be far more deserving.
Note that the word "yawn" appears in between the words "the" and "emoticons".Adel wrote:where are the yawn emoticons
...meaning, I intentionally wrote it as a run on sentence without proper punctuation. While silly and incorrect, obviously, I certainly didn't expect it to prove to be such a puzzler for you and Adel. So, I explained how to better make sense of it, by adding in the necessary quotes, which I intentionally omitted.Where are the are you ever going to post anything anywhere that anybody ever noticed emoticons?
m2, as much as I've (almost by my lonesome) always enjoyed your shtick here make no mistake, you and your comical Kal ramblings have carried that exact mantle you just described ever since you logged onto this board.m2 wrote:Van, you sound like a "chick" that can't shut the fuck up, when everyone at the party can't stand hearing a rambling bitch.
Comprende?
True.m2 wrote:You're a 43 year old male that has never had a drink..
True.... never took a hit of pot.
False.... never went to University.
False.had a thing for a black women on this board, so you get get your "Jungle Fever on...
False.yet reverted to the way you were raised... '"a bigot southern californian".
2 for 5, or about the same as your defense's ratio of plays in which they keep their opponent under 10 yards.Let me know where "I'm" wrong?
No problem. Any time...Thanks
Link to anyone who has named their children this?Van wrote:
Btw, Chewbacca and Boomshakalaka remain utterly stupid things to name one's children.
If that scenario were to play out, then you can just throw out the entire BCS. A team who starts the year at #5 and runs the table should be at least #1 or #2 if there is none or one other undefeated team.Van wrote:Mucho, nope, they don't.
If OSU loses to Texas and then wins out and Texas loses to OU or somebody but that's their only loss then both those teams will deserve to get in before an undefeated W. Virginia team. So too will any one loss team from the SEC...
Like I said, I don't blame W. Virginia, any more than I blame Boise State or Utah. That's their schedule. That's what they have in front of them. As the kids say these days, "It is what it is..."
One (more) horrible road loss where you utterly embarrass your conference and suddenly you completely lose your sense of humor??m2 wrote:Link to anyone who has named their children this?Van wrote:
Btw, Chewbacca and Boomshakalaka remain utterly stupid things to name one's children.
Two posts up champ... answer the question, bigot.Van the Avoider wrote:Yes, we should throw out the entire BCS. No doubt about it.
subliminal humor isn't my thing, unless it's making fun of one of my own.Van wrote:One (more) horrible road loss where you utterly embarrass your conference and suddenly you completely lose your sense of humor??m2 wrote:Link to anyone who has named their children this?Van wrote:
Btw, Chewbacca and Boomshakalaka remain utterly stupid things to name one's children.
That's not the m2 I used to know!
Totally agree.Van wrote:If OSU loses to Texas and then wins out and Texas loses to OU or somebody but that's their only loss then both those teams will deserve to get in before an undefeated W. Virginia team. So too will any one loss team from the SEC...
Are you being sarcastic here? Like Mucho said, under the current system, W.Va. would likely get a shot ahead of another team in the scenario you mentioned. Complete bullshit, imo, but that's the way it would be under the current system, which you have defended rigorously in the past.Yes, we should throw out the entire BCS. No doubt about it.
Hruh???m2 wrote:I only ask... since socal's/you are notorious for lying.
socal wrote:Hruh???m2 wrote:I only ask... since socal's/you are notorious for lying.
I certainly can't speak for West Virginia's athletic director, but if I had to guess, it probably has something to do with the whole deal about Virginia Tech bolting the Big East for the ACC a couple of years back.MuchoBulls wrote:I do have no idea why they stopped playing VT.
Again, Van, the problem is that most of West Virginia's schedule is spoken for. They can't do anything about their conference schedule (the last seven games). As for their non-conference schedule, as Mucho pointed out, they have to play Marshall every year by legislative fiat. They have a traditional rivalry with Maryland that their fan base expects to see renewed every year (the closest comparison I can provide to that is ND-Michigan State, although that one is more high-profile, and ND-Michigan is much more high profile). So they have only three games per year that they can schedule on a discretionary basis. I'll agree that there's no excuse for Eastern Washington for a team with legitimate national championship aspirations. As for East Carolina and Mississippi State, while neither team will ever be mistaken for a college football superpower, both games are roadies, in potentially hostile environments, and Mississippi State plays in what most on this board regard as the toughest conference in the country.Van wrote:MuchoBulls, the criteria for playing in the BCS Title Game needs to be a lot higher than simply "not being a bad team by any means"...
Utah and Boise State both ran the table and neither were ever going to get a sniff at the title game, and rightfully so. Same deal this season with W. Virginia. When your only potential "quality wins" consist of Maryland, Pitt and Louisville, well, no. You don't get into the title game, not even over many a one loss team...
Bottom line, here's why W. Virginia cannot play in the title game, not unless they run the table and there aren't at least two other one loss teams out there by season's end...
W. Viginia's 2006 schedule
-Marshall (joke)
-Eastern Washington (unconscionable joke)
-Maryland (THIS passes for a big game??)
-at East Carolina (WTF??)
-at Mississippi State (doormat)
-Syracuse (make it hoops instead of football and okay, now we're talking...)
-at Connecticut (WTF, Part II?? Do they even play football?)
-at Louisville (BFD)
-Cincinnati (dammit, this is FOOTBALL season, not hoops!)
-at Pitt (unless Dorsett and/or Marino is playing, this is just another hoops game)
-South Florida (how many joke games can one team have on one schedule??)
-Rutgers (Ooooohhh! The Scarlet Pimpernels...)
12 games, only five roadies and only game on the entire schedule that they'll even need to be awake for in order to win. Texas, OSU, USC and probably even ND would walk through that joke of a schedule without their first teamers ever needing to play an entire game.
One difference between West Virginia, on the one hand, and Utah or Boise State, on the other, is that West Virginia plays in a conference which still has an automatic BCS bid. And that probably affects, at least on a subliminal level, the human pollsters, whose votes, of course, play a role in determining final BCS standings. You can argue that the Big East doesn't deserve an automatic bid anymore, fine. But the time to make that argument was when the new BCS rules were being formulated. Too late now, at least until the end of next season, to change that.Is it W. Virginia's fault the ACC poached their best teams? Nope.
Is it W. Virginia's fault that they play in W. Virginia, where the other local teams/rivalries are all dogshit except for Va Tech? Nope. (Though there's no excuse for Va Tech and W. Virginia not playing each other every year. That one should be as automatic as OSU-Michigan or ND-USC...)
So, no, it's not entirely W. Virginia's fault. Doesn't matter. It wasn't Boise State's or Utah's fault either. Bottom line, when you play in THAT poor of a conference then you have to schedule like a motherfucker OOC and even then it may not be enough, not when teams like USC already schedule like a motherfucker OOC.
Since this is more than likely directed at the Big East I figured I would respond. You could use your arguement for the 2004 Pitt team that won the Big East BCS bid. That was also the first year after Miami and VT left, so it's a bit ridiculous to think someone was going to fill those shoes right away.Van wrote:-Giving automatic BCS bids to conference tie ins, regardless of how bad those conference winners might be in any given year. Horrible.
That's not nearly as far-fetched a possibility as some might think. Consider the current AP poll. http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/polls?poll=1&date=MuchoBulls wrote:How big of an uproar will there be if 2 Big East East teams make the BCS this year? There is a real possiblity of this occuring if Louisville runs the table (even with Bush out they are still loaded on offense) and WVU's only loss it to Louisville.
Again, why is this pathetic? You've already made light of WVU's poor OOC schedule. I haven't seen why you haven't said the same for Louisville. There are not many teams that are going to light up the scoreboard the way Louisville will. I didn't think it was a "pathetic" thing to see a team light up the scoreboard. Once Louisville finds a defense they will be extremely tough to beat. WVU has a good D and they can also put points on the board. They are a good team and they showed why in the Sugar Bowl.Van wrote:Not far fetched, no, just pathetic because it's very possible.
Because there isn't even one team in that conference who plays a difficult enough schedule to warrant a BCS invite, much less two...much less a BCS championship game invite.MuchoBulls wrote:Again, why is this pathetic?Van wrote:Not far fetched, no, just pathetic because it's very possible.
Between Va Tech's ridiculously easy schedule and FSU's and the ridiculous bullshit schedules of so many other teams I don't think's enough bandwidth here to point out every single team like Louisville who gave themselves a pathetically easy schedule. However, if we're going to go down that road then yeah, certainly Louisville also merits a dubious mention too.You've already made light of WVU's poor OOC schedule. I haven't seen why you haven't said the same for Louisville.
Considering Louisville's opponents, probably not. Let Texas, OSU, USC, Auburn or quite a few other good teams play Louisville's schedule and we'd be seeing LOTS of teams lighting up the scoreboard the way Louisville will.There are not many teams that are going to light up the scoreboard the way Louisville will.
Neither do I, provided the opponent has some ability to prevent it.I didn't think it was a "pathetic" thing to see a team light up the scoreboard.
They don't even need a defense. They just need to keep playing nobodies. See, this whole premise is flawed. People are assuming Louisville has a great offense. Why? They haven't shown it week in, week out against real competition. Putting up big offensive numbers proves nothing when it's accomplished by playing against a bunch of defenses made up of people who can't help themselves from licking the windows during the bus ride to the stadium...Once Louisville finds a defense they will be extremely tough to beat.
They don't even make the Sugar Bowl if they have to get up for more than one game per year. Stick 'em in the SEC, Big 10, Big 12 or Pac 10 and they don't get a sniff at a BCS game. By the time they played Georgia they were playing their Super Bowl against a dispirited team that really didn't give a rip about being there against W. Virginia.WVU has a good D and they can also put points on the board. They are a good team and they showed why in the Sugar Bowl.
Pitt and Rutgers would be two to three TD dogs against the top teams from the real major conferences. Make Pitt or Rutgers have to travel to the Horseshoe, the Coliseum or Austin and the spread likely jumps to four or more TDs. Simply put, there's nobody in that depleted conference who matters in the least, not yet, not one team. Whatever rankings and notoriety that is enjoyed by W. Virginia or Lousiville right now is strictly being built on a diet of creampuffs. No team in that conference is going to truly deserve a high ranking until they go OOC to schedule the likes of Penn State, ND, Florida and Texas, at least two per season, and they're going to have to agree to home and home series against teams like that and then win those series. Until then, all they have is one middling game per each regular season followed by a yawner of a bowl game and that's never going to get it done for them anymore than it ever has for teams like Utah and Boise State...Pitt and Rutgers should be pretty good this season as well, so the Big is climbing back rather quickly as a conference.
Van, although you write well and use a lot of big words, your flaws are pretty evident.Stick 'em in the SEC, Big 10, Big 12 or Pac 10 and they don't get a sniff at a BCS game.
So what? This is a college football board, not rocket science. Most of what's debated here is by definition always going to be nothing but pure opinion and conjecture. Most of the time, nothing can ever be proven.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Van, although you write well and use a lot of big words, your flaws are pretty evident.Stick 'em in the SEC, Big 10, Big 12 or Pac 10 and they don't get a sniff at a BCS game.
You base many, many of your arguments on things you merely hypothesize on.
But it is so, and you know it's so. Playing a full season in those conferences who's W. Virginia going to beat out to gain the automatic conference bid? USC? Texas? Who??Just because you say WVU wouldn't compete in those conferences, or "get a sniff at a BCS game," as you put it, (which I assume means "can't compete", because if you can't compete in a major conference, you're not vying for BCS games) doesn't make it so.
No, it really doesn't. It merely proves that one team who's hyped up can beat a bored and dispirited team who isn't...especially in a weird situation bowl game. That doesn't translate at all to meaning they could also go through an entire conference schedule of games against teams that need to beat them in order to achieve their goals.The very fact they went out and proved they could beat one of the better teams out of one of the conferences you mentioned, on a big national TV-type of scale, would be reason enough to prove they could compete on a weekly basis with teams from those conferences. It just makes sense, logically.
Let 'em prove it, OOC, with a full plate each year.In the greater picture, I agree with you on this matter, but for slightly different reasons, which I mentioned in a prior post.
Louisville's OOC schedule, fwiw . . .Van wrote:Between Va Tech's ridiculously easy schedule and FSU's and the ridiculous bullshit schedules of so many other teams I don't think's enough bandwidth here to point out every single team like Louisville who gave themselves a pathetically easy schedule. However, if we're going to go down that road then yeah, certainly Louisville also merits a dubious mention too.MuchoBulls wrote:You've already made light of WVU's poor OOC schedule. I haven't seen why you haven't said the same for Louisville.
Yup, if you've got two ranked, or at least very good BCS-type teams on your schedule, then you tend to get a free pass for the patsies (as well you should, considering it's just flat out smart to schedule at least one). But yeah, if your schedule is loaded with nothing but the lower tier "mid majors" and a D1AA, then there's simply no excuse for that. Van has to be happy many of SC's out of conference foes turned out to be solid squads. That win at Auburn SC fans still like to masterbate to...they seem to conveniently forgot that was a .500 Auburn team around the time of scheduling.MuchoBulls wrote:Terry,
While Louisville's OOC isn't as difficult as other teams, they do have Miami and have to go to K State. Granted, K State is down, but I am sure that Louisville didn't know they would be when they signed to play there. I'm sure that there aren't many big time BCS programs who are going to want to sign a series of games with Louisville right now.