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I started on...I always forget, is the board they opened up in late '98 SC3?...anyway, that one. I was still listening to the show then, so I heard the Elf talking about the grand opening and came over, signed up and started writing crazy smack like about how Raider Fan went (not so ambiguously gay) Niner Fan one better by chucking manhole covers and car batteries instead of coins and D-cells. Stuff like that. Damn, those were good times.

Rich Fader wrote:I started on...I always forget, is the board they opened up in late '98 SC3?...anyway, that one. I was still listening to the show then, so I heard the Elf talking about the grand opening and came over, signed up and started writing crazy smack like about how Raider Fan went (not so ambiguously gay) Niner Fan one better by chucking manhole covers and car batteries instead of coins and D-cells. Stuff like that. Damn, those were good times.

FTFY.

Okay, whatever, Goob. I didn't feel the need to put those in on that particular post, but if it makes you happy, fine.

I had the original "How do you know when you're addicted to Smackchat?" thread.

I had the epic "The Ultimate Salma Heyak Thread"

I was the first black mod who was then casted away.

Like a lot of folks, the Benton/Rabick board was where I started.

What's funny is that Bri and I were posting on it for a while under our "cyber names" before we each realized who the other dude was (we were both at Geneseo and partied together but then lost touch over the years).

Bitter Pat, porgy/gropy/rgyop, Adrian, Dark Gable, Kendogg, Chowd, Maldoror, bt, etc.

Ah, those halcyon days....

Trampis wrote:I'm still hoping to make a list.

2rst - but 200+ posts in first 3 weeks ain't bad. I got close yesterday with a Socal Korean smack.

I was once a part of the Illuminati Order, where I was one with the bark of trees, successful..and not..at the same time. The smell of the sun and the sound of the dirt was my life.

One day, whilst carving a dagger out of a carrot, I happened upon jimrome.com when googling for some of my Illuminati ancestors in Rome. I became entrenched, no, enthralled by the wisdom and "smack" as you people call it in your kingdom.

I was cast from the Illuminati Order into the shadows of darkness when I racked the trolls during a candleabra lighting ceremony where we were worshiping the cowpies.

So here I am. Or am I? Maybe I shall never know, nor shall you.

IndyFrisco wrote:I was once a part of the Illuminati Order, where I was one with the bark of trees, successful..and not..at the same time. The smell of the sun and the sound of the dirt was my life.

One day, whilst carving a dagger out of a carrot, I happened upon jimrome.com when googling for some of my Illuminati ancestors in Rome. I became entrenched, no, enthralled by the wisdom and "smack" as you people call it in your kingdom.

I was cast from the Illuminati Order into the shadows of darkness when I racked the trolls during a candleabra lighting ceremony where we were worshiping the cowpies.

So here I am. Or am I? Maybe I shall never know, nor shall you.

ILMFAO - seriously, A+ mental image

Look at all these faggots. The infighting is glorious.

http://illuminati-order.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=657

Rack the Spammers.

I ran Paul and peter dragon at one of poptart's 9:07 chat sessions.

showed up in SC3 somewhere around 2000. Not exactly sure how "one makes one's bones", but, as a newbie I pummeled euro in the first round of a smack tournie. Not that I was all that, but, he blatantly mailed it in or phoned it in or whateverthefukk it is when you don't try. Ofcourse the french, russian and brit judges went with him simply because they wanted to see him flog someone in a later round which, he, ofcourse did.

I ran inkydave

I got into SC3 in 99 when Rome went on air here in KC.

Mostly an NFL fourm dweller - I used to War with Radier fans like Toos, War Ring, Poptart & Hangman and Doink fans Bronco Rob and Ghostknife. The orignal KC crew was kcdave, joe6pac and Truman in KC.

Much hilarity back then as the idea of insulting people you've never seen was an opiate to the daily Windows 98 system lock up and dial up modems.

I think around year two i got into one of the Smack Offs and wytched this:



I guess the "Heinous Snatch Serpent" was my bone.

I also came up with this one of the NocalSnoPig which I see rebroadcast without expressed authorized consent of major league baseball:



On the rare occassion now that I get my crayons out - Rayduh James & KC Paul are the worthy recipients:



I've met a few of teh Trolls over the years including JCT, Charger Mike, Joe in PB, Atomic Dad, Orcinus and the aforementioned KC crew.

Good folks all.

I don't take anything too seriously including this board or myself.

Standing around a dormant BBQ grill years ago, I remember your affection for IL's wife at the time.

"I'd give up my left nut to tap that ass."

Does being dragged 13 miles up and over 3,000' Ozark "foothills" by Orcinus count?!

Hey, Scott: Weren't rnarn and Waynegro also Charter Members of the SCIII's Defenders? And I think Donkfan, Mal, and Raider Loco should probably also be included in the mix of Loyal Opposition. But rack your wytch resets!

orcinus wrote:Standing around a dormant BBQ grill years ago, I remember your affection for IL's wife at the time.

"I'd give up my left nut to tap that ass."

I love these inspiring stories of success. Rack the medical waste bag that hit paydirt.

I used to work with Jiminphilly. We got into a Rome discussion one day.. he told me about .net. The rest is history

I didn't recall earning shit.
I just took mine.

I made mine fat.

Thanks.

I think I called a couple of people "fags," and reminded you rejects how much cooler I am than the rest of you, and here I am.

I'm kinda epic like that.

I thought this was a pron thread.

OOT