'Duhs v. Blots In-Game

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As someone else said earlier, it's all about us bringing the game to you.

Now here are some promos of other excellent programs you'll certainly want to see.
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godzilla2002 wrote:
KC Scott wrote:Your still sucking Tard. Trying to spin it now won't help you.

And your OL is giving some dude a cyber hummer over on "My Space"
Go check her Browser history if you don't believe it.
Not that you'd really care since it seems your sorta into "that"

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Wow! Very nice 3rd grade smack!
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Sorry I’m so deep in your head that I kept you up past your bedtime
Hey Paul........

Congrats as you are now no longer the worst poster in this fourm.

Please note the weak use of - "Your smack is immature" and "I'm in your dome" and refrain from these forms of fruitless flailing about in future reponses.

Your moving up the laddder - One doink fan at a time
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:rts:
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Lechler for MVP.

We are getting bitchslapped regardless but it's good to see the officials are in midseason form with the Moss taunting penality.
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orcinus wrote:
Fuck you.

This entire forum will sport raider avatars for the rest of the game, if necessary.

Don't think it can't happen.

War Burner Turner.

Hey you've got a 14.5 pt. lead with only 23 minutes of football left.

What's the worse that could happen?
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he could get hit by a flying dog.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
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DUDE!

You gotta understand...

Aaron Brooks is going to make a huge 4th quarter comeback only to throw a reverse pass to the invisable guy behind him resulting in a clusterfucking ending. Have fun fitting the shotgun in the mouth of your Darth Vader mask, Raider Fan.
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you should just avoid the middleman and put your own name on that sig.
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:Have fun fitting the shotgun in the mouth of your Darth Vader mask, Raider Fan.
Thanks for the new sig, TTB. ;)

My pleasure.
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7 Sacks tonight? Wonder what the NFL record is for sacks in a game....
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Physical domination.

No other way to say it.

Marty is just lining up and laughing his ass off.

We are about as intimidating as a 5th grade flag football team.

The Chargers havebeen running the clock for 3 quarters now.

Laughable.
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Red wrote:I'm looking forward to a good game tonight and hoping for a shootout, thanks to Chris Henry and Brandon Lloyd.

O/U on combined INTs tonight? I'll set the early line at 4.5.
Rack my prognosticationary skeeeeelz.
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Did the 'duhs just run a twelve-man front?
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KC Scott wrote:Hey you've got a 14.5 pt. lead with only 23 minutes of football left.

What's the worse that could happen?

Down to 12.5

EAD
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Pull the kid from Briscoe High.

NOW, DAMMIT!
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Cross Traffic wrote:7 Sacks tonight? Wonder what the NFL record is for sacks in a game....
by an individual it was derrick thomas with 7. not sure if there is a team mark.
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HAAHAAA! They took Aaron Brooks out!!!
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Brooks already benched!

Andrew Walter? Fresh meat for the Chargers D
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According to the NFL website, it is 12...last done by Dal vs Hou in 1985.
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I guess it wasn't Norv Turner's fault after all.
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m2 wrote:Oh yeah, you're one of the dorks, that wishes he was m2.
HAAHAHHAHAHHQQQHHHAQQ!!!!!!
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Looks like the Chargers can switch gears and just run out the clock now.
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Yep ... sit that #21 kid down before he gets himself hurt.
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pretty damn pitiful performance by the duhs tonight.

Hey orc - did they pull LT in time or what?
If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —GWB Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
Martyred wrote: Hang in there, Whitey. Smart people are on their way with dictionaries.
War Wagon wrote:being as how I've got "stupid" draped all over, I'm not really sure.
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The problem isn't just one thing in particular.

The talent level is still subpar.

The coaching is bad.

The organization is outdated.

How long will this team continue to pretend it's 1979?

The team of decades?

Thank God we dumped that shitty WC offense that got us to a superbowl and went with that O that was the shit back in the 80's.

This entire organization is a rotting cesspool from top to bottom. We bitch about Shell being hired but he was hired because everyone knows this and no one with any sack intends to work here under Al's thumb.

We are a franchise that clings to it's memories because we have nothing else.

A punchline, a bad joke.

Our best player is a freaking punter for fucks sakes.

It's not just one thing, we are not one player away. This entire organization needs to be blown up and rebuilt.

We need a cleansing.

We need a genie in a bottle.

We need a clue.

Another long season from the looks of it.

Props San Diego, you are an up and coming force to be reckoned with.

What is that 7 straight?

Who's counting at this point.

I think our last division win was vs. the Broncos on my birthday two years ago.

Thank God for tequila at this point.
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Just in time, Bushie.

Maybe Merriman and LT will get shot by some other off-duty cops before we have to play the Blots.
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Huggy-bear is going to make this a new ballgame.
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mvscal wrote:Brutal.
I can't believe I watched the whole thing.
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Sounds like the only thing lacking was panties on heads and leashes around necks.

Did the Chargers 'pyramid-the Raiders-up' at any point .... ?


Wondering.
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That was the most entertaining game I have seen in a long time. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at an NFL team.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Anybody else catch the shot of Marty before the last play? No audio, but dude clearly said, "Don't let 'em in the fucking end zone." And then he was about to argue the call if they would've put that last second on the clock. :lol:
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Based on tonight's game...

I'm saying LT will rush for 2000+ this season.
Merriman will get 48 sacks.

RACK the Bolts.
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I bet Roethlisberger or Leinart have been drunk enough to pull a Lindie pose.

Don't know about Rivahs.
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RadioFan wrote:That was the most entertaining game I have seen in a long time. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at an NFL team.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Anybody else catch the shot of Marty before the last play? No audio, but dude clearly said, "Don't let 'em in the fucking end zone." And then he was about to argue the call if they would've put that last second on the clock. :lol:
Wouldn't have mattered. The last play was 4th down, wasn't it?
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For the first time in my life I was embarrassed of my football team. Fuck you Tom Walsh, go back to being a bus boy or whatever you've been doing for the last decade. Robert (Of Mice and Men) Gallary is a fucking big dumb pussy! San Diego fucking kicked our ass!
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Mikey wrote:Wouldn't have mattered. The last play was 4th down, wasn't it?
I believe so. Which is what makes it even funnier.
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Raider Loco wrote:For the first time in my life I was embarrassed of my football team. Fuck you Tom Walsh, go back to being a bus boy or whatever you've been doing for the last decade. Robert (Of Mice and Men) Gallary is a fucking big dumb pussy! San Diego fucking kicked our ass!
66 yards total offense with 5 minutes left in the fourth. Yes they got their asses kicked.
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I apologize that I was off a bit on the score
I disagree with you Joe on the D. I don't think the loss of Foley is going to have that big of an impact, the bolts have plenty of depth at linebacker. You know that Sean Philips is a disruptive force when he has been in last year, now he is going to show it on every play. Foley was a leader but several others have stepped up to fill the hole, Merriman and Mcree. The front seven is going to have Brooks so fucking twisted he wont know his ass from a hole in the ground by halftime.

I'm not concerned about Rivers at this point, as long as he can handle the fricking snaps from under center. He is more than capable of dumping off short passes to Gates if the defense trys to stack the box to stop LT. Numbers don't lie, LT loves to run in Oakland, I don't have the exact numbers but over the last 3 years I believe he has averaged around 140-150 rushing and multiple TD's per game up at that freakshow.

This is going to be a laugher, Bolts 34 Raiders 10
I overestimated the duh's offense a bit.

What was that 9-10 sacks?

Whichever broadcaster said it I don't recall, but it was classic in regards to Brooks.

Paraphrased, "I don't remember the last time a quaterback played into the 3rd quarter and left with more sacks than completions"

That was an ass kicking in your house Raiderfan.
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With all the pressure the Chargers were putting on Brooks you'd think they would throw a screen or 5. Holy crap that was a beatdown of epic proportions.
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Nixhex wrote:With all the pressure the Chargers were putting on Brooks you'd think they would throw a screen or 5.
No no no .....

You don't know what you're talking about.

The Oakland Raiders don't take what the defense gives them, the Oakland Raiders take what they WANT.
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Anyone see Sapp's little tantrum last night?

It was fabulous!
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