Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:40 am
Are you challenging me to a duel, Smackless Chan?
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I wasn't the one who said I was challenging anything, or letting someone else's opinion go unchallenged. Besides, it wouldn't be sporting for me to engage in a duel with an unarmed opponent.War Wagon wrote:Are you challenging me to a duel, Smackless Chan?
And yet you still read it, and responded.War Wagon wrote:Yet, you opened that maw anyways, as if you were all about something and had something worth reading, of which that ain't happening.
So you're such an accommodating guy that all someone has to do is ask for something, and you provide it? In that case, I'm asking that you send your sister over to give me a blowjob. How long should I wait? Will it be before or after you answer my question about how you intend to challenge Miss Neck's slamming of your mommy's religion?War Wagon wrote:You asked for it.
That already happened, or did you fail to notice?Smackie Chan wrote: Will it be before or after you answer my question about how you intend to challenge Miss Neck's slamming of your mommy's religion?
Gee that's odd. I seem to recall rather vividly you going off about your mother dying as an unbeliever and how upset you were about it.War Wagon wrote:but I was raised Catholic, and will be damned before I let anyone get by with blaspheming my mothers faith unchallenged.
War Wagon wrote:
Maybe that you need to convert, yes?
You see how the Main Stream Media spins things?JCT wrote:
ALLAH AKBAR!!!
They are not American enough to be the POTUS now are they?Smackie Chan wrote:...then I guess it's fair to say that Henry Kissinger and Arnold Schwarzenegger aren't Americans.
Creux, why you want to fuck with me? You don't know me that well.Cicatrix wrote:Yeah! Screw the shitty C&P tactics! Hyperlinks are the real deal yo!Mikey wrote:When the muzzies get offended off they burn effigies, shoot guns in the air and stuff.
When Cudes gets offended off he just posts a C&P.
Sin,
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Oh, is that was that was? It just reinforces my assertion (and the rest of the board's, for that matter) that you're an unarmed oaf.Warped Wagon wrote:That already happened, or did you fail to notice?Smackie Chan wrote: Will it be before or after you answer my question about how you intend to challenge Miss Neck's slamming of your mommy's religion?
Let's revisit elementary school grammar. A sentence (even an interrogative one) requires two basic elements - a subject and a predicate. Can you review the abortion of a question you attempted above and identify which of those two elements is missing?Wart Whackin' wrote:Why are so stupid?
Maybe you need to convert to English-language correspondence, yes?WornOut Wankin' wrote:Maybe that you need to convert, yes?
Oh, so now we're talkin' degrees of nationality? The two men I mentioned are American, just not American enough? Not that this shocks anyone, but you're KYOA on a number of different levels here. First, we'll deal with the issue of nationality, which is an absolute - you either are or you are not of a particular nationality (although it's possible to claim more than one); there's no quasi- or pseudo- about it. The two I mentioned are American, by definition:Moving Sale wrote:They are not American enough to be the POTUS now are they?Smackie Chan wrote:...then I guess it's fair to say that Henry Kissinger and Arnold Schwarzenegger aren't Americans.
Nice try, but it doesn't change AH Nationality.
Let me be more specific. I think organized religion in general has a LOT of shortcomings. Whether it be Catholic, Methodist, Jewish, whatever. I just think the Catholic faith with its old world symbolism, maniacal devotion to Mary, etc., has some issues that make for easy targets. Its not the good faithful people like your mother that I take issue with, rather, its the old Vatican leadership who protected child molesters to the detriment of their parishioners, yea verily, even sent these vultures back out to prey on other parishioners, that I have an issue with. UNFORGIVEABLE. No?War Wagon wrote:Slam the Pope, you're slamming Catholics "in general", ok?
Say what you want about the short comings of Catholicism, but these folks have a LOT going for them. They must have been doing something right these past 2000 years.
That said, I'm not a practicing Catholic...nor do I partake of any religion other than my own personal relationship with the power greater than me that I choose to call God....but I was raised Catholic, and will be damned before I let anyone get by with blaspheming my mothers faith unchallenged.
The Pope must die, says Muslim
18.09.06
A notorious Muslim extremist told a demonstration in London yesterday that the Pope should face execution.
Anjem Choudary said those who insulted Islam would be "subject to capital punishment".
Should the Pope have apologised for his remarks? Vote here
His remarks came during a protest outside Westminster Cathedral on a day that worldwide anger among Muslim hardliners towards Pope Benedict XVI appeared to deepen.
The pontiff yesterday apologised for causing offence during a lecture last week. Quoting a medieval emperor, his words were taken to mean that he called the prophet Mohammed "evil and inhuman".
He insisted he was "deeply sorry" but his humbling words did not go far enough to silence all his critics or quell the violence and anger he has triggered.
A nun was shot dead in Somalia by Islamic gunmen and churches came under attack in Palestine.
Choudary's appeal for the death of Pope Benedict was the second time he has been linked with apparent incitement to murder within a year.
The 39-year-old lawyer organised demonstrations against the publication of cartoons of Mohammed in February in Denmark. Protesters carried placards declaring "Behead Those Who Insult Islam".
Yesterday he said: "The Muslims take their religion very seriously and non-Muslims must appreciate that and that must also understand that there may be serious consequences if you insult Islam and the prophet.
"Whoever insults the message of Mohammed is going to be subject to capital punishment."
He added: "I am here have a peaceful demonstration. But there may be people in Italy or other parts of the world who would carry that out.
"I think that warning needs to be understood by all people who want to insult Islam and want to insult the prophet of Islam."
As well as placards attacking the Pope such as "Pope go to Hell", his followers outside the country's principal Roman Catholic church also waved slogans aimed at offending the sentiments of Christians such as "Jesus is the slave of Allah".
A Scotland Yard spokesman said of his comments: "We have had no complaints about this. There were around 100 people at the demonstration. It passed off peacefully and there were no arrests."
Larger Islamic groups in Britain said they accepted the Pope's apology. Inayat Bunglawala of the Muslim Council of Britain said: "The Vatican has moved quickly to deal with the hurt and we accept that.
"It was something that should never have happened - words of that nature were always likely to cause dismay - and we believe some of the Pope's advisers may have been at fault over his speech."
Yesterday's sermon by the Pope was the first time a pontiff has publicly said sorry.
He said he regretted Muslim reaction to his speech and stressed that the quotation did not reflect his personal opinion. Anger and violence - including attacks on seven churches in the West Bank and Gaza - have characterised one of the biggest international crises involving the Vatican in decades.
The Pope appeared determined to move quickly to try to defuse the anger but the fury of many radicals was unabated last night and there were fears for his safety.
Iraqi jihadists issued a video of a scimitar slicing a cross in two, intercut with images of Benedict and the burning Twin Towers.
The website run in the name of the Mujahedeen Army, used by extremist groups who have claimed responsibility for attacks in Iraq, was addressed to "You dog of Rome" and threatened to "shake your thrones and break your crosses in your home".
In a reference to suicide bombing, it said: "We swear to God to send you people who adore death as much as you adore life."
The threat of violence against Catholics and Christians was emphasised by the murder of an Italian nun in Somalia. Sister Leonella, 66, was shot as she walked from the children's hospital where she worked to her house in Mogadishu, a city recently taken over by an Islamic government.
A Vatican spokesman said he feared her death was "the fruit of violence and irrationality arising from the current situation".
Father Frederico Lombardi said he hoped it was an isolated event. "We are worried about this wave of hatred and hope it doesn't have any grave consequences for the Church around the world," he said.
The murder suggested that extremists are determined to use the Pope's embarrassment as an excuse for violence.
In Turkey, state minister Mehmet Aydin said the Pope seemed to be saying he was sorry for the outrage but not necessarily for his remarks.
"You either have to say this, 'I'm sorry' in a proper way or not say it at all," he told reporters in Istanbul.
There were fierce denunciations of the pontiff from Iran. The English-language Tehran Times called his lecture in Bavaria last week "code words for a new crusade".
The powerful cleric Ahmad Khatami told theological students in the holy city of Qom: The "Pope should fall on his knees in front of a senior Muslim cleric and try to understand Islam."
But the Turkish government signalled it was content and that the Pope's visit to the country in November can go ahead.
In his sermon yesterday at the Papal summer residence of Castel Gandolfo outside Rome, Benedict spoke amid strengthened security.
He said: "I am deeply sorry for the reactions in some countries to a few passages of my address at the University of Regensburg, which were considered offensive to the sensibility of Muslims.
"These in fact were a quotation from a medieval text, which do not in any way express my personal thought. I hope this serves to appease hearts and to clarify the true meaning of my address."
No other Pope is thought to have made such an apology.
Uncle Fester wrote:Ben should have whipped out his Papal schlong and whizzed on the Muzzie's pant legs.
They drop like flies when you invalidate their Ghusuls.
And then issue an apology saying he's sorry that they got pissed about what he said. Not sorry for saying it, just sorry that they got their panties wadded up over it.JCT wrote:He should really piss them off and tell them to stop wiping their ass with a bare hand.
Unless of course you happen to be born with only one hand(left), or get it cut off for violating the law, or are hopelessly lefthanded.mvscal wrote:So you just don't eat with that hand. What's the big deal?JCT wrote:Uncle Fester wrote:Ben should have whipped out his Papal schlong and whizzed on the Muzzie's pant legs.
They drop like flies when you invalidate their Ghusuls.
Piss on your leg, bad Ghusul.
Shit on your hand, party on.
The point was they were not born Americans, much in the way Hitler was not born a German.Smackie Chan wrote:The two men I mentioned are American, just not American enough?
Irie is a muzzy?Cuda wrote:
Racks limey, you got me.Nishlord wrote:I actually walked past that bar today on a rare sojurn to London. Only sheer willpower, a sense of decency inate in all Englishmen, and the fact that he doesn't live there anymore stopped me from going to the toilets and writing warren's phone number on the wall.Mister Bushice wrote:Take one up the ass in the bathroom from one of the boys in the bar down the street and you'll be calling out for him to help you for sure.Nishlord wrote:The Gay down the street of the office I worked in years ago was real. I'm still waiting for proof on God.
Damn, dude ... you're really flailing now. I feel like Dragline during the yard fight scene in Cool Hand Luke. To summarize the "battle" so far:Moving Sale wrote:The point was they were not born Americans, much in the way Hitler was not born a German.Smackie Chan wrote:The two men I mentioned are American, just not American enough?
"The Minister of the Interior of the state of Brunswick appoint Hitler as attaché of the legation of Brunswick. By becoming an attaché, Hitler automatically became a German citizen (February 25, 1932)."
So yes he became a German when he was 30 some-odd years old. He died about 12 years later. There were plenty of Real German Racists you could have picked, it's not my fault you picked one that was a racist a long time before he was ever a 'German.'
Really? That's news to me. Because I never said that.Cuda wrote:Yeah, there sure some errie similarities between Islam & the Vatican, Mississippidumbfuck:
Ooh, let me guess - the 'demonstration' was him on his way home from standing on a soapbox in Hyde Park Corner, bellowing at no-one in particular, right?A notorious Muslim extremist told a demonstration in London yesterday that the Pope should face execution.
Oh... so what you meant to convey was that the muzzies are almost as bad as the catholics?Mississippi Neck wrote:Really? That's news to me. Because I never said that.Cuda wrote:Yeah, there sure some errie similarities between Islam & the Vatican, Mississippidumbfuck:
BTW, are you through editing your response. Because this one was no better than your first. Dude, your like the little 5 year kid brother swinging away while I stiff arm you out of reach...
Cuda wrote: Oh... so what you meant to convey was that the muzzies are almost as bad as the catholics?
actually, nish, she is using proper horror font coloration. anybody who knows boris korlof from boris becker knows that the horror font is used most effectively in horror flicks from the thirties, all of which were black and white. I could see marking her up for a black background with white lettering, but, any red marks would be a definite deduction.Nishlord wrote:
It's so cool how the one on the left used the Horror font for her printout. No bonus points for not having a red stroke, but a jolly good try nonetheless.
Cuda wrote:Thanks, then for adding absofuckingloutely nothing to this thread, fuckface.
One can only hope.Mississippi Neck wrote:Cuda wrote:Thanks, then for adding absofuckingloutely nothing to this thread, fuckface.
Awww...now he's gonna take his marbles and go home.