Derron, it's probably 3pm there. Isn't it time for your nap yet?
And I'll be passing on a wank tonight, as I rather fear I pissed myself laughing at the claims about your sex life. Drooling on women's heads while you hang out the window of the short bus does not constitute 'sexual intercourse', Derron.
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I give up.... fucking short bus smack......you got me... gooing to the short bus thing just fucking wins every time...have to look at the world map to guess the time here Limey ??Nishlord wrote:Derron, it's probably 3pm there. Isn't it time for your nap yet?
And I'll be passing on a wank tonight, as I rather fear I pissed myself laughing at the claims about your sex life. Drooling on women's heads while you hang out the window of the short bus does not constitute 'sexual intercourse', Derron.
Yeah it kind of sucks to know that other REAL MEN have sex lives that consist of more than jerking off to internet porn that passes for your sex life...I and see where you would be amused....got any shower rods handy crumpet face ??
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She's still in my dome? Jesus, you're stupid.The phantorino wrote:I agree with this. that skank just wanted to get into your dome, and she's still there after 15 years. Gotta Rack that, unfortunatelyMister Bushice wrote:Dude: Did you fuck my ex wife?Ace wrote:Best thing to do is lie. No need to have to relive old mistakes. If the wife was a lying cunt, then he'll believe you.
Mike: You mean when I stayed at your house that time? No way. I would NEVER fuck her at your house, man. She was constantly trying to get me in bed while I was there but I wouldn't, not as a guest in your house man! Hell, I even woke up on your couch with her trying to do me a couple of times but I told her no everytime she tried it. Then she got pissed and started threatening me, and that's why I left early"
^ THAT, worded correctly, is no lie. :)
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