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Duke's Assholes

1. Christian Laettner
2. Bobby Hurley
3. Jason Williams
4. J.J. Redick
5. Shane Battier

Laettner's body of work speaks for itself. Hurley used to spit at the cheerleaders at Cole when I worked as a ball boy. Williams made throat-slashing gestures to the crowd during TV timeouts at Cole, and twice tried to score in the final 10 seconds of blowout Duke wins. Redick talks more shit than any college player I have ever seen. Battier talked shit almost as much as Redick, but he didn't do it when he knew the cameras would be watching. He is a smart guy, but still an asshole.

Oh, and one more thing. They all flop on defense to get cheap charging calls. Fucking cheaters. :wink:
Now pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
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