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Goober McTuber wrote:Why bother? You'll always be lost.

Lost because of the show......or lost because of your views of my mental capacity?

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Why bother? You'll always be lost.

Lost because of the show......or lost because of your views of my mental capacity?

Probably a little of both.

Maybe lost in the folds of that she-beast, as well. You know, find my car keys and what not.

If I post a pic of a struggling shot glass, then would you be a little at ease with those comments?

I’m totally at ease right now, but continue to keep posting pics. It’s worked really well for you so far.

PSUFAN wrote:

FLW Buckeye wrote:The Wire.

Yep.

Yep.

Goober McTuber wrote:I’m totally at ease right now, but continue to keep posting pics. It’s worked really well for you so far.

What gets you off then? Pasty bulged speedo joqqers?

RumpleForeskin wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:I’m totally at ease right now, but continue to keep posting pics. It’s worked really well for you so far.

What gets you off then? Pasty bulged speedo joqqers?

No, idiots posting pics of their immediate family/livestock and the ensuing hilarity.

Goober McTuber wrote: No, idiots posting pics of their immediate family/livestock and the ensuing hilarity.

Here in lies the harsh truth. You have no life.

Actually, I do. And the day I found myself married to a fat ugly cow like yours, it would end.

In Rumps defense, that woman does have Double F sized titties.

Now something has to be said for that.

Pffft. Please. I guess your game is so on, you got the hottest bitches lined up waiting to blanket your No. 2. Yeah, right. That's the beauty of the internet....you can live in your dreamland through the touch of a keyboard. The cold hard fact remains, you are eating you mother's pot roast everynight while watching reruns of MacGyver with her.

RumpleForeskin wrote:Pffft. Please. I guess your game is so on, you got the hottest bitches lined up waiting to blanket your No. 2. Yeah, right. That's the beauty of the internet....you can live in your dreamland through the touch of a keyboard. The cold hard fact remains, you are eating you mother's pot roast everynight while watching reruns of MacGyver with her.

Damn, I really hate it when internet loosers go all Freudian and try to psychoanalyze every other poster. Memo to Rumps, a computer and couch in the office does not necessarily make you a psychologist.

Dog wrote: Damn, I really hate it when internet loosers go all Freudian and try to psychoanalyze every other poster. Memo to Rumps, a computer and couch in the office does not necessarily make you a psychologist.

Mother Fucker. I thought it did. My bad.

House fucking rules.

jiminphilly wrote:Lost

Yep. The only network TV show that has me hooked, line and sinker. Fuckers.

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:"You have everybody's attention Babs....after all, you clearly have the biggest cock in the room."

There's a relatively small reset to be done here, gentlemen. ~snicker~

And No, Paul, this doesn't have anything to do with your C&P fiasco.

Monday Night Football. I never miss that show.

Other than football on the weekends, I don't watch TV that much. I am a big Sopranos honk, though.

Dog wrote:Monday Night Football. I never miss that show.

Though ESPN's version of MNF is a "show" these days, the assumption with most of the posters here is that sports aren't in the same category as "show" on TV.

But if you'd like to argue such, by all means. I'm sure you'll do well.

Semantics? No, don't want to start that argument. Point being, if I'm watching tv, its because there's a game on.

Dog wrote:Semantics? No, don't want to start that argument. Point being, if I'm watching tv, its because there's a game on.

Instructions:

1. Insert mouth into shotgun.
2. Pull trigger.
3. Read mvscal for details, if you happen to be unsuccessful.

Dog wrote:Point being, if I'm watching tv, its because there's a game on.

Semantics?

You're kidding, right?

Here's a little 101, for the rest of the tards viewing/clacking/pausing/hitting "delete"/"watching tv"

This is a thread about TV shows, not a thread about morons. This isn't Cuda's Playhouse.

Get to it.

Dog wrote:In Rumps defense, that woman does have Double F sized titties.

Now something has to be said for that.

Yes, and she also has an XXXL sized ass, and a face that would stop a train.

Yeah, you're right. He married up.

How could I forget this cool show:

Weeds (on Showtime)

Best work by Kevin Nealon since SNL. Gotta love the chick from Fried Green Tomatos selling pot to her high income suburban buddies.

KatMode wrote:How could I forget this cool show:

Weeds (on Showtime)

Best work by Kevin Nealon since SNL. Gotta love the chick from Fried Green Tomatos selling pot to her high income suburban buddies.

weatched it once....err...no, you don't actually.

The list for the best shows on TV starts with 'The Wire' and ends with 'Lost'. 'The Wire' makes 'The Sopranos' look like 'Everybody Loves Raymond' and 'Deadwood' look like 'Friends'. Some other notes:

- 'The Simpsons' gets grandfathered onto the list for the epochness of the past. They still bring the heat 3-4 times a season but they're more liable to throw some Jamie Moyer junk at you nowadays than a 100 mph heater.

- 'Family Guy' was a great show and then they cancelled it. It's been 2% as good since its revival.

- Unless you're talking the BBC version don't talk to me about 'The Office'. US version a very pale imitation.

- '24' was the best show out there season 1 and pretty fookin good season 2. Now it's barely tolerable.

- 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' is the best HBO comedy show by far.

Shine wrote:'Family Guy' was a great show and then they cancelled it. It's been 2% as good since its revival.

Wow. You're quite the television historian.

Besides "Family Guy" and "great show," you're batting 0.00%.

Dins,

I know you doubt Curb Your Enthusiasm. But you should give it another shot.

Whilst stoned.

Trust me. That shit'll be right up your alley.

Dude...I so rarely watch TV anyway, unless it involves grown men tossing a ball around. Stuff like Family Guy and whatnot is either on at a particularly convenient time, or I catch it at a friend's house on Tivo.


Might have to watch some bullshit tonight, as I'm laying low, preparing for some pre-10AM drinking. Gonna be a looooong day. I'll be one hell of a Duck fan by evening. Hope I don't wake up Sunday morning with a fat chick.

Well, yeah, I'm right there with you. 99% sports for me. But...

Family Guy
Curb
Arrested Development

Those are the only three shows I've been able to stomach since Seinfeld. That's it.

And I didn't even get into AD until I started Netflixing it after its cancelation.

I fucking HATE major network dramas/comedies, and how repulsively uncreative they are. I can watch less than 1% of them. Trust me, if I enjoy it, it's fucking good.

Dins, I hear ya. My wife has a bachelorette party in Indy tomorrow night. I wa told we have to leave "first thing" tomorrow so she can get her shopping hin beforehand. I have the boy tomorrow, but I am going to the Titans/Colts game Sunday.

Problem comes here...A&M/Kansas game is on here in S. Indiana. I have it set on TIVO, but what is the likelihood that I will get through Sat night and then face my in-laws in our 20 season ticket seat section at the Colts game without someone mentioning the game to me?

Either way, I'm fucked. I'm going to shoot for ignorance and hope I can watch it Sunday night.

IndyFrisco wrote:I am going to the Titans/Colts game Sunday.

Attending football games is brutal to one's health. On one hand, if it's an early game, popping beers at 7AM makes for a sloppy ass afternoon. But then again, as with the Oregon/Cal game tomorrow, evening games are almost worse, because you generally start drinking not too terribly long after 7AM, and you end up with a lot of time to prefunction.

Either way, early or late game, you end up liquored.

IndyFrisco wrote:but what is the likelihood that I will get through Sat night and then face my in-laws in our 20 season ticket seat section at the Colts game without someone mentioning the game to me?

Been there. You need to make it VERY clear for NO ONE to mention a single thing about the game, beforehand. Not even so much as a telling facial expression.

Or you'll beat their asses.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Or you'll beat their asses.

And let me tell you, getting all aggressive and making threats has always ended well at an NFL game every time I've seen it...really.


Yeah, just threaten your entire section, Indy. Drunkenfootballfan will get a kick out of it, and probably buy you a beer.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Or you'll beat their asses.

I could beat all their asses....but they all have a lot of money.

Dins, you're getting a little off track...this is all family.

By "you'll beat their asses" I meant...you won't.

IndyFrisco wrote:Dins, you're getting a little off track...this is all family.

It's always more gratifying to threaten people you know, rather than strangers anyway.

24

It won't be the ALCS...

Sincerely,
ratings honks