T1B

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:30 pm**

Yeah, you guys can keep pushing, but I think this dude is for real. When he puts his foot on your neck and pees in your hair and then makes you spend the night at Super 8 before your redeye flight home, you'll know. 'Bout time somebody called you dicklickers out.

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:33 pm**

tuff gong wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Derron wrote:Nice pink shirt you fucking fairy.
Fuck you you raging faggot. This is how i roll. I've plowed more trim in this shirt at the Rally's drive thru than you EVER could with a hooker and a loaded shotgun.
Yeah FUCK YOU Derron. Where's your sense of style?

Me, I am digging this look. The turned up collar and puka shell necklace really send it over.

Some fag bar in South Beach show all you queer troll cocksuckers the door?

Nice invasion by the pole smoker crowd.

Carry on trolls...

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:35 pm**

Douchebag wrote:
Derron wrote:Nice pink shirt you fucking fairy.
Fuck you you raging faggot. This is how i roll. I've plowed more trim in this shirt at the Rally's drive thru than you EVER could with a hooker and a loaded shotgun.

Yeah right... too bad all the "trim" was a bunch fairys that you paid $ 20 to fuck them in the ass.

Your still a fucking fairy, all dressed in pink. Faggot.

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:36 pm**

ElvisMonster wrote:Yeah, you guys can keep pushing, but I think this dude is for real. When he puts his foot on your neck and pees in your hair and then makes you spend the night at Super 8 before your redeye flight home, you'll know. 'Bout time somebody called you dicklickers out.

So in other words, you sticking your queer ass up in the air for the boys then ??

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:38 pm**

If your so tough, why haven't you posted your address? Know why? Because you're all fucking hat and no fucking cattle. THAT is why. Burn.

:self highfive:

OoT!!!1

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:45 pm**

ElvisMonster wrote:Yeah, you guys can keep pushing, but I think this dude is for real. When he puts his foot on your neck and pees in your hair and then makes you spend the night at Super 8 before your redeye flight home, you'll know. 'Bout time somebody called you dicklickers out.

No, it has to be Choice Hotels. I found a package deal for round trip flight and one night stay at the Quality Inn for around $300. That is a fucking steal, you ass. I only have a $200 line of credit so i'll have to pay the rest with a western union money order and hand it to them in person.

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:53 pm**

ElvisMonster wrote:If your so tough, why haven't you posted your address? Know why? Because you're all fucking hat and no fucking cattle. THAT is why. Burn.

:self highfive:

OoT!!!1

Because this is an internet message / flame board where we can call you pussies, and cunts and faggots and make fun of your oh so gay looking pink shirts, and watch every body flame your ass and get a good laugh out of seeing your jacked up pathetic asses melt down.

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2006 10:54 pm**

R-Jack wrote:[recap]So some guy in a pink shirt with pooka shells who gleefully eats shit and shaves his balls wants to spend his money flying men across the country to get physical with?[/recap]

I guess PrimeX and Neely got together to dispell VALVENIS' theory that the male colon can't produce children.

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:20 pm**

Derron wrote:
ElvisMonster wrote:If your so tough, why haven't you posted your address? Know why? Because you're all fucking hat and no fucking cattle. THAT is why. Burn.

:self highfive:

OoT!!!1
Because this is an internet message / flame board where we can call you pussies, and cunts and faggots and make fun of your oh so gay looking pink shirts, and watch every body flame your ass and get a good laugh out of seeing your jacked up pathetic asses melt down.

What's your location? Huh dingleberry? Where are you? I'll calculate the expenses, bitch.

Bring your fat wife too. She can watch me fuck you up and then i can fuck her in the ass all on my PARENTS dime.

Posted: **Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:28 pm**

R-Jack wrote:[recap]So some guy in a pink shirt with pooka shells who gleefully eats shit and shaves his balls wants to spend his money flying men across the country to get physical with?[/recap]

Yeah EM, you know a badass when you see them.

Yap yap yappity yap.

BRING SOMETHING you gameless turd or shut your damn hole. I HAVE thrown down. Have you? I'm just waiting for a response. Give me the okay. I'll make the arragments. Meet me here

I won't bring any backup. I won't bring the rest of my defensive unit or anytyhing. It'll just be you and me. Man to manchild.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:51 am**

Douchebag wrote:Here's the deal fuckos. My parents signed me up for a visa platinum credit card ... I only have a $200 line of credit

bwahaha.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:33 pm**

This was funny until Derron began positioning himself as Douchebag's Sodomite Cultural Mentor.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 2:54 pm**

Douchebag got grounded for stealing his step-dad's Vespa to meet some jerk weed at the Ponderosa. One of you punk-bitches pussied out and never showed up. I am here and ready to take on all comers. I'm the right tackle on the JV team and will kick any bitch's ass who's got the nut to step up. Bring it, bitches.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:03 pm**

Great. Another upturned-collar-pink-shirt-wearing faggot shows up.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:07 pm**

Stepping on your gig, Goobs?

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:08 pm**

Get 'em, Derron. Get the Booty!!

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:10 pm**

I hope that's Near Beer, Little Ben.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:13 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:Great. Another upturned-collar-pink-shirt-wearing faggot shows up.

It's called a uniform. We all wear pink. What do you know about being on a team?

I can squat 165 lbs 15 times until failure, you? Coach says I gotta hit 175 before making Varsity. I will punt your old nads through the goalposts if you step. Bitch.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:14 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:Little Ben

Nice.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:14 pm**

Stop stealing my shirts, asswholes.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:16 pm**

Jsc810 wrote:You're on the JV?? Well that proves that you're (1) a complete dumbass that was held back or failed several grades, or both, and (2) a complete pussy, since you're in your late teens or early 20s yet still can't compete with the "big boys".

Carry on, tough guy.

I am only 16. I had a full beard when I was 11. Some people mature faster than others. Plus, my coach had me on the juice starting in 5th grade. It puts hair on your chest. I am ripped.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:29 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:Stepping on your gig, Goobs?

I never wear the collars up.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:31 pm**

Rusty Trombone wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Great. Another upturned-collar-pink-shirt-wearing faggot shows up.

It's called a uniform. We all wear pink.

Well, rah-rah-rah for Transgendered High.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:24 pm**

I thought about killing these fellers.

Kinda hated to go that far.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:39 pm**

Douchebag wrote:No, it has to be Choice Hotels. I found a package deal for round trip flight and one night stay at the Quality Inn for around $300. That is a fucking steal, you ass. I only have a $200 line of credit so i'll have to pay the rest with a western union money order and hand it to them in person.

laughing, Jerry.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:17 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:I never wear the collars up.

But the rest of this sentence is okay:

Goober McTuber wrote:Another upturned-collar-pink-shirt-wearing faggot shows up.

You should come to our fund raising car warsh. I'd love to Armor-All your Leather Cheerio.

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:25 pm**

Can an ass-hymen serve as an eyepatch?

CTRL-indignity wants to know

Posted: **Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:12 pm**

Douchebag wrote:Monday - Chest/Triceps
Tuesday - Legs
Wednesday - off
Thursday - Shoulders
Friday - Back/Biceps
Saturday - off
Sunday - off

Chest
Flat Bench Press 4 sets
Incline Hammer Strength Machine 2 sets
Dumbell Flyes 2 sets

Back
Deadlift 3 sets
Lat Pull down 3 sets
Seated Cable Row 2 sets

Biceps
Standing Barbell Curls 3 sets
Preacher Curls (with dumbells) 1 set

Triceps
Tricep Press down 2 sets
Dips (weighted) 2 sets

Legs
Squats 4 sets
Leg Extension 2 sets
Leg Curl 2 sets
Seated/Standing Calve Raises 5 sets total (2 or 3 sets each way)

Shoulders
Seated Military Press (with dumbells) 4 sets
Lateral Raises 3 sets
Shrugs 3 sets

Sounds to me like you are all set for the Olympics. Is the 100m bum darts an exhibition this this or an actual medal event?

T1B

make your time, bitches