Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:17 pm
Nah. That's too clever a quip for Derron's little brain to ponder-up.Luther wrote:"an Ann Coulter mouth that could shine a knob faster than Pledge could."
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Nah. That's too clever a quip for Derron's little brain to ponder-up.Luther wrote:"an Ann Coulter mouth that could shine a knob faster than Pledge could."
W. Cohen wrote:I don't see where this is any of your concern. Sweet effort though.Mister Bushice wrote:I don't see where BF said you did. Nice try though.Ken wrote:I don't recall stating expense reports were pointless. Nice try though.
That makes four of us.The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Nopee wrote:so i wasn't the only oneMister Bushice wrote: BWa. I read this before seeing who wrote it and thought it was wolfman. :)
Hey, it's not like I didn't leave tank top wearing, g/f beating mvscal smack out there for you.Atomic Punk wrote:You sure killed the moment Bri.BSmack wrote:AP with pizza delivery smack in 3..2..1..Gunslinger wrote:2 or 3 weeks out of the month. Anywhere in teh US. Indianapolis put in a long service request for me and I'm home for the next 6 weeks.
there are more important thingsMister Bushice wrote:W. Cohen wrote:I don't see where this is any of your concern. Sweet effort though.Mister Bushice wrote: I don't see where BF said you did. Nice try though.
I don't see where this is any of your concern. Sweet effort though.
there are more important things. things more important than naming one.Mister Bushice wrote:name one.
This is a reference to receiving oral sex from a hot wench Mogo..something I am sure you have never experienced, so I can see where you would think this is clever....MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Nah. That's too clever a quip for Derron's little brain to ponder-up.Luther wrote:"an Ann Coulter mouth that could shine a knob faster than Pledge could."
I missed the connection between Ann Coulter and "hot wench."Derron wrote:This is a reference to receiving oral sex from a hot wench MogoMgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Nah. That's too clever a quip for Derron's little brain to ponder-up.Luther wrote:"an Ann Coulter mouth that could shine a knob faster than Pledge could."
TenTallBen wrote:I went offshore to an oil rig once to fix an internet problem they had going on out there. Fuck that. They try to get me to do that shit again but hell no. Flying in a helicopter may be fun but landing on a rig in the Gulf of Mexico swaying back and forth ain't worth what I get paid.
Alrighty then.Derron wrote:PDX to Tampon... always usually through St Louis...MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Derron's little brain
No, it wasn't clever, nor was it supposed to be.Derron wrote:so I can see where you would think this is clever....
Gunslinger wrote:and wireless national internet
Yes, random pictures on the internet will get your friends to suck your cock.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Yo, check it. Yo situation is fucked, dog. I'm here to unfuck dis shit. What I gotta do, yo? What I gotta do? Holla at me.
I'm sure a job like yours that allows you to post from work all day has got to be ranked par w/ Taco Bell drive up err.. National Accounts Control Representative.Dinsdale wrote:OK, I broke down and read more.
Mr Big Time Salesman shows up in a sweatshirt and jeans.
Can a job negotiating defense contracts be far behind?
Yet you replied Captain Engulfing Negro Cock! and quoted it, which means you read it. I was just trying to get you riled up while you are waiting on your next hot prospect to buy that 1998 Camry on your lot.mvscal wrote:But settle for leaving notes on their windshields like the worthless, chickenshit pussy we all know you to be.Gunslinger wrote:dream of beating their heads in.
Nobody gives even the slightest bit of fuck about you or your pointless life.
Gunslinger wrote: Read you illiterate fuck!
Patrick Bateman wrote:I killed Paul Allen
You mean his 3rd grade insults, to which you debate like he's fucking Socrates against, doesnt still get you riled up?Mister Bushice wrote:There are days when you gotta love mvscal. :) :)
It was in a separate paragraph.Dinsdale wrote:Gunslinger wrote: Read you illiterate fuck!
Absolutely priceless.
You might try properly punctuating your sentences the next time you try and roll out the "illiteracy smack."
Priceless.
Dude! Seriously, your credibilty is less solid than OJ's.Dinsdale wrote:Gunslinger wrote:and wireless national internet
Can't...stop...laughing
Glad I read that first line. But my run of having not read more than the first sentence of a TwiceSlinger post is still intact.
What? Are you having a conversation with someone else here? Is invisi text on and I cant see it?Dinsdale wrote:So, you ran illiteracysmack, completely botched the punctuation in doing so, and are now attempting to save face by typing in sentence fragments?
Oh, you ARE a clever one.
Oh, yes, of the highest order.Gunslinger wrote:That's comedy?
You created it. You still piss your pants when told youre going to get a chicken nugget happy meal. I already realize that most posters are Larry the Cable Guy quality of insulting and what is funny.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Oh, yes, of the highest order.Gunslinger wrote:That's comedy?
Actually I'm waiting on something and my laptop is all I have.mvscal wrote:No real surprise to see Guntslinger seething with envy and insecurity of people who are clearly superior to him in every quantifiable aspect of life.
Don't hate us because you are subhuman.
Dude! Seriously, your credibilty is less solid than OJ's.Dinsdale wrote:Gunslinger wrote:and wireless national internet
Can't...stop...laughing
Glad I read that first line. But my run of having not read more than the first sentence of a TwiceSlinger post is still intact.
Dinsdale wrote:OK, I broke down and read more.
So, how's that grammarsmack working out for you?How can you be so blatantly fucking ignorant
I didnt even have to search this dumbshit out. You threw the ball directly at my bat and I just watched the ball return and hit you in the nuts.
Hence the reason you don't wear ties.Gunslinger wrote: What I like about my job is that I never wear a tie. We have no offices.
Sucks to be Ohio for having one.Gunslinger wrote: The company has virtually no overhead , except for one building in Ohio.
FTFYGunslinger wrote:
So, generally on Friday during rush hour at the airport, I'm the one in a sweatshirt and jeans running off with 2 stolen laptops.
Your imaginary job with no office is a perfect fit.Gunslinger wrote:
I dispise (sic) the assfucks with their blue tooths and dream of beating their heads in.
Actually, it sounds like you serve well... if you know what I mean.Gunslinger wrote:
Basically, my job serves me well. I dont want to be around coworkers, I want to be independant and make my own hours.
Yes, I'll agree that you definitely have a reputation.Gunslinger wrote: I have a reputation of being sent into the angriest customer imaginable and leaving with a service invoice and a contract.
You're real as in being a fat, short, FUBU gear wearing tard.Gunslinger wrote: I'm real and dont bullshit people.
Which explains why you are so successful.Gunslinger wrote:Because, I learned from them how to really communicate and be relaxed. Some Hispanic in Orlando can be caught off gaurd by that and I really never talk about business.
It really sounds like it by your descriptions. Question though... Why would you have any need for a laptop? It clearly doesn't make you look smarter nor has the correct program installed to make you look less like a total fucking loser.Gunslinger wrote: So, thats the pizza business you dumbfucks.
The airlines comp their employees plane tickets...you know, the ones that compell you to go to the airport?The company has virtually no overhead , except for one building in Ohio.
The Master of Literacy wrote:dispise
independant
dont
Our customers range in demeanor all over the US.
Because,
gaurd
Twice?sent into the angriest customer imaginable
Reading your fucking rambling posts he may has well be.Cumslinger wrote:What? Are you having a conversation with someone else here? Is invisi text on and I cant see it?Dinsdale wrote:So, you ran illiteracysmack, completely botched the punctuation in doing so, and are now attempting to save face by typing in sentence fragments?
Oh, you ARE a clever one.