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Jimmy Medalions · Post by **Jimmy Medalions** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:55 am

There's no need to put on muscle when you drive a forklift. Chicks see past Wags' glass pipes at the power of a forklift, and spread instantly.

I wish I worked in a warehouse.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:01 am

We can't all live the dream, Jimmy.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:06 am

Yeah, I'm pretty sure BolgerWagon's co-ed daughter slut is verrah proud of her pappy. bwahahaha

She prolly wytched the family photo and turned dad into a girl before placing it on her dorm room desk. Sells "that person" in the photo to her friends as a Nancy Reagan-style aunt currently undergoing chemotherapy.

No freaking way she owns up to that malnurished goofball as being, DAD.

Poor girl has no family happiness, and no doubt finds fulfillment in being the Alpha's personal bangtoy.

Next time you snap a pic take off your forklift safety glasses, dipshit.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:25 am

I doubt the way her dad presents himself matters to her fellow bull-dyke, rug-munching softball players. When they're putting on their flannels and hiking boots, making sure their rat-tails are showing just right and reaffirming each other that they look better without makeup, I doubt the fact that she's that way because dad killed off all her pets and made her sweat her tits off mowing the lawn while he sat in front of a window A/C unit trying to keep cool drinking beer that men who actually can provide for their families wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole even come up more than five or six times.

Wags, the lifetime of shame and self-hatred you've caused that poor girl has landed you on the naughty list in perpetuity. Nice work.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:55 pm

Yes, WoeWagon's resume of personal failure is well documented.

Adding insult to injury is the fact that the girth of my reindeer cack is more substantial than the praying mantis thighs on that stick figurine of a man.

And when your upper body essentially consists of a concave chest with two pipe cleaners protruding out from your torso you're not landing a hot wife, duh.

So then you end up fathering a butt-ugly daughter with lesbian urges. She gravitates toward softball dykes and long road trip bus rides. And in her spare time her mind secretly wanders to fantasies of killing her dad to impress Mary Cheney.

It's a vicious chain reaction of misery that stems from the fact that you just plain suck ass, WeakWagon.

Glad we could help you understand it all this holiday season.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:39 pm

Rudolph wrote: Glad we could help you understand it all this holiday season.

err... thanks and you're welcome, I guess.

I feel all Christmassy now. Think I'll go up on the roof of my trailer today and put up some lights to direct any wayward reindeer towards my humble abode, where I'll welcome them with a thirty-ought-six.

niiice, reindeer.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:37 pm

Thanks for sharing, Manute.

I hope you fall off the roof and break your neck, you anorexic douchebag.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:48 pm

Go play in traffic, rodent.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:52 pm

Like your dogs?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:00 am

Exactly.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:22 am

Wierd Wagon doesn't seem to have much holiday cheer. A disturbing undercurrent of anger within the man. What is it that frustrates?

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:25 am

I think he frustrated by the fact that he wakes up every morning.

Mississippi Neck · Post by **Mississippi Neck** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:28 am

420 wrote:
BSmack wrote:
420 wrote: Is there a reason that you guys choose to live in a place that sounds like hell?
It's hardly hell. Hell is a hurricane, earthquake or a wildfire. We don't get those.
Those are brief moments. You live on a frozen tundra for 9 months a year without any culture. That sounds like hell to me.

There's nothing brief about a hurricane...nor its after effects.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:28 am

Rudolph wrote:Wierd Wagon doesn't seem to have much holiday cheer. A disturbing undercurrent of anger within the man. What is it that frustrates?

On the contrary, my good varmint troll(s). I'm quite honored and amused that you'd take time from your busy holiday schedule to trifle with lil' old me. Quite.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:53 am

Trifle isn't the word. Laughing our asses off AT you nails it.

By the way, what the hell does a stick like you use for a belt, a rubber band?

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:58 am

Not a rubber band, Rudolph. He uses a zip tie. Rubbers break (ask mrs Wagon) and lead to embarassing moments. There's no need to be takin' a good pair of pants off anyhow. Not since the shower head broke and the tub rusted out. She's a good old trailer though. Nice lights on top. Not too drafty now that he got the tarp put up.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:05 am

Blitzen wrote:Not too drafty now that he got the tarp put up.

Only being able to afford half a double-wide kinda sucks this time of year.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:09 am

Rudolph wrote: By the way, what the hell does a stick like you use for a belt, a rubber band?

A twisty tie.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:12 am

Alex Trebec Wagon wrote:A twisty tie.

What is something that gives War Wagon penis envy?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:15 am

Blitzen wrote:Not too drafty now that he got the tarp put up.

Shit! I knew I forgot to do something today.

Be right back...

Blitzen · Post by **Blitzen** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:36 am

War Wagon wrote: Shit! I knew I forgot to do something today.

How did you forget? You had a fuggin' list, dipshit. We better go over the whole thing line by line.

Sweep astroturf -check
Replace cardboard window -check
Stack straw bales around skirt - check
Tape milk crate stairs together -check
Spray bug killer on dirty dishes -check
Put tarp over West side -
Roll towel for bottom of front door -
Find job -

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:39 am

Blitzen wrote: How did you forget? You had a fuggin' list...

My dog ate it.

Rudolph · Post by **Rudolph** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:05 pm

Tell me Wuss Wagon isn't really in here passing his fuck-ups off on his dog now? bwahahahahaha

Goodness gracious. Dog can't speak back, huh? Wonder how many of his life errors this life lottery loser passes off on his daughter now that she's out of earshot.

You ever hear of accountabilty, scarecrow? Be a man. Be all you can be. Or, just throw 'em all under the bus when it all goes to hell in a handbasket for you.

Unbelievable.

Felix · Post by **Felix** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:08 pm

Rudolph wrote:Yes, WoeWagon's resume of personal failure is well documented.

Adding insult to injury is the fact that the girth of my reindeer cack is more substantial than the praying mantis thighs on that stick figurine of a man.

And when your upper body essentially consists of a concave chest with two pipe cleaners protruding out from your torso you're not landing a hot wife, duh.

So then you end up fathering a butt-ugly daughter with lesbian urges. She gravitates toward softball dykes and long road trip bus rides. And in her spare time her mind secretly wanders to fantasies of killing her dad to impress Mary Cheney.

It's a vicious chain reaction of misery that stems from the fact that you just plain suck ass, WeakWagon.

Glad we could help you understand it all this holiday season.

^^^^^^^^........

:lol:

Raydah James · Post by **Raydah James** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:13 pm

RACK. The. Reindeer.