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Dinsdale wrote: Mine is very similar, but larger, with better detail.

Irie says what?

Still trying to deflect the fellatio bit?

turnovers will kill a team

Dinsdale wrote:Still trying to deflect the fellatio bit?

Nah, I swallowed that one a long time ago.

they can throw out "throw out the records"


my least fave these days is "we just have to make plays"

For the Ou fans.... "This one has got to be overturned...."

And for the OU haters ... "Can anybody stop Oklahoma's _____ game this year?" :wink:

RadioFan wrote:And for the OU haters ... "Can anybody stop Oklahoma's instant replay game this year?" :wink:

Jimmy Medalions wrote:

RadioFan wrote:And for the OU haters ... "Can anybody stop Oklahoma's instant replay game this year?" :wink:

Hey, aren't you having enough trouble in not starting fag threads in the CF forum, much less, in this here football throw away term thread?





Back to the topic at hand:

"NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP"

The greatest oxymoron ever said or written in college football*, especially in the modern age. Pssst, but hey, nobody tell Brent Muntsberger. He might figure it out in like 5 years or so.

*('sup LOSERS ... errrrr ... Fox)

"BCS rankings"...

"Sagarin"...

"Tostitos" this and "Meineke" that and "San Diego Credit Union" the other...

"And now, our special halftime extravaganza show, featuring MTV's latest and least talented singing sensation, _______ "

"Trickeration"
"Padna"
"Footbaw"
"lack of team speed"

Killian wrote:"Trickeration"

eggzactly.

and i could lose Dave Lapham's mouth breathing in the rare moments he stops talking.....on FOX i think. he used to do the Big XII auxiliary games....but now does games with Jim Knox.

can we just throw away Mark May as well?

the_ouskull wrote:- When Dins said "rough shot," I'm going to assume that he dislikes it because says "rough shot" and not what it actually IS, which is "roughshod." If he was wrong, then HE annoys me. If not, then he STILL annoys me, but he was also able to motivate me into a post about what he wrote.

Me thinks Dins was playing the reset card.
Look closer, and you'll see whom he posted immediately behind.

Cornhusker wrote:Look closer, and you'll see whom he posted immediately behind.

And even reset the Cicerism immediately preceding my post.

But I'll cut Skully some slack -- he's no Cicero.

"catching the ball at its highest point"

Some pretty tall WR's in CFB, I see.

"Your hands can caress and knead the ball".... unless it's immediately followed up with,

"That was gaaaay".

"Great coach, but an even better man."

So you didn't turn out to be a complete waste of skin. Congratufuckinglations. Welcome to the rest of a contributing society.

RadioFan wrote:Hey, aren't you having enough trouble in not starting fag threads in the CF forum, much less, in this here football throw away term thread?

*** five minutes ***



HOLDING. UCLA'S JOCK. TEN YARD PENALTY...ERRR...TOUCHDOWN OU.

:wink:

I love it when it is early in third quarter and some team is down a couple touchdowns...insert musberger..."They really have to get a score here if they want to stay in this ballgame".

TheChief wrote:I love it when it is early in third quarter and some team is down a couple touchdowns...insert musberger..."They really have to get a score here if they want to stay in this ballgame".

Musberger when a team is down by 21 and they score a touchdown the gratuitous "Here they come folks"!

Every Talking Head on ESPN wrote:When you look at _____ the first thing that jumps out at you is _____.

For example...

When you look at USC, the first thing that jumps out at you is their athleticism.

or...

When you look at Florida, the first thing that jumps out at you is their physical toughness.

or...

When you look at Notre Dame, the first thing that jumps out at you is Beno Cook swinging from Charlie Weiss' nutsack.

or...

When you look at LSU, the first thing that jumps out at you is the fact that Les Miles is wearing a hat fitted for a premature baby.

You get the point.

"What a heroic performance"


Nothing heroic about running w/ a football.