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Cicero wrote:If it was up to me, we would stop giving citizenship. We are big enough already and have allowed too many POS in.

Your mom allowed one too many POS (at least) out.

Sissy claiming someone is "melting" is reminiscent of the old "if a tree falls in the forest" dealio.

I'm pretty sure of his way of declaring "victory" and going home.

Dinsdale wrote:

And "if I had my way"?

I would tear this old building down.

Dinsdale wrote:Sorry, meant to remove your name, since you obviously just quoted it.

My point was, that these fucking tools thought it would be clever to regurgitate the same jokes the author made in the article, but Dumb and Dumber were too fucking stupid to get it, so they dumbed them down and posted them as their own.


Rather tardly of them.

That's not what I did at all. Looking back over it I don't note a single mention of Bush amending the constitution in order to ensure he passes the civics test anywhere in that article.

Who made you arbiter of what gets posted here anyway?

Why not recommence posting next week after your current bout of PMS has passed? Nothing worse than the incessant whinings of a dripping cunt to end the week.

Luther wrote:Posters from the east coast (Penn, Virginia, Maryland, Wash. D.C., New York) on average have a shorter penis (5.667 inches) than the rest of the forum.

Since everyone posting here claims to have a 9 inch dick...

Nevermind. I don't really wanna know how you and Otis came up with that number.

Tom In VA wrote:

Dinsdale wrote:

And "if I had my way"?

I would tear this old building down.

Verrrrry nice.


Delilah she climbed up on Samson's knee,
Said tell me where your strength lies if you please.
She spoke so kind and she talked so fair,
Well Samson said, Delilah cut off my hair.



And the whistle is screaming...or some shit.

You can shave my head, clean as my hand
And my strength will become as natural as any old man.

What? Can't you 2 handle a couple of Dead lines without dragging me into it.

Cock blocked by Bsmack aarrrrgggggghhhhhhh

I'll make a Deal with you Twizzler...

Since you poured the wine for me
and tightend up my shoes
I hate to leave you sittin there
composin lonesome blues

the Graduate wrote:I have a college degree and .....

Damn things must not be worth what they used to these days.

atomicdad wrote:

the Graduate wrote:I have a college degree and .....

Damn things must not be worth what they used to these days.

Must be easier to get a degree from ayfayshoe than it is to pass the citizenship test.

Mikey wrote:

atomicdad wrote:

the Graduate wrote:I have a college degree and .....

Damn things must not be worth what they used to these days.

Must be easier to get a degree from ayfayshoe than it is to pass the citizenship test.

I see. So because you think ONE graduate from FSU is an idiot, that means ALL graduates from FSU are idiots.


They didn't teach logic at your school huh ?





Please don't dominate the rap jack
If you got nothing new to say

Considering I can't recall having had contact with anyone else who claims to have a degree from FSU, Roo is the only one in the pool to make a judgment from.

Tom In VA wrote:

Mikey wrote:

atomicdad wrote: Damn things must not be worth what they used to these days.

Must be easier to get a degree from ayfayshoe than it is to pass the citizenship test.

I see. So because you think ONE graduate from FSU is an idiot, that means ALL graduates from FSU are idiots.


They didn't teach logic at your school huh ?





Please don't dominate the rap jack
If you got nothing new to say

Logically speaking, what I posted did not imply that all FSU graduates are idiots.
It only implied that you can be an idiot and still graduate there (but I think we all knew that).

Logically speaking of course.

:wink:

I won't take you life
Won't even take a limb
Just unload my shotgun
and take a little skin